Sunday, July 16, 2017

Kills of the Week

The Code: Comply or die. Don't believe my words? Then believe the killmails--like these from the week of July 9th @ 00:00 EVEtime through July 15th @ 23:59 EVEtime...



Capacitor tanks and ORE Strip Miners are not two of my favorite things. Shade Nardieu had the gall to buy a Covetor and fit it however he wanted. Agent Dr Petrosilius Zwackelmann paid him a house call and reminded him that in highsec, we fit our ships according to the Code.


Betcha the next one will be a lot less expensive.



Krewedko packed up a 17.3 billion isk freighter and set sail for the Niarja pipe. Secure in the knowledge that highsec is a free-for-all and that no one needs to obey the Code, he went on autopilot. As always happens in such cases, disaster struck. Krewedko's Charon was ambushed by a highly coordinated gank fleet: Agents Pure Whyte, Another ShadeOf Whyte, Taxman Daniel, Australian Excellence, Shazna Solta, Sophie Whyte, Trump The King, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Kittens, Pod Destroyer Molly, Christine Rozei, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Ruby Rozei, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tawny Rozei, Sherri Rozei, Ashley Whyte, and Yoko Misaki.



The Uedama pipe saw some action as well: Natrium Cap had a bunch of Compressed Glacial Mass to move and he got caught by Agents Tax Collector Max, Pod Destroyer Molly, Trump The King, Taxman Daniel, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector HongMei, Sherri Rozei, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tawny Rozei, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Richard, Ruby Rozei, Christine Rozei, Harletta Quinn, karma balancer, and reaper Shardani.

But wait, why were there three killmail links listed above? Because our story's not done yet.


LLIyxers and Tarasenko Ivans lost their freighters the same way. Incredibly, someone managed to lose three freighters back-to-back-to-back. Our Agents displayed their extraordinary efficiency--and deadliness--by killing the three Charons within a 40-minute window. As for the guy who owned these three characters, he didn't even wake up after the first two freighters were attacked. What a bot-aspirant!



Just when you thought the carebears had all learned to stop using expensive implants in highsec. Solitas Metesur's pod appeared after he lost a 4.7 billion isk freighter. Agent Unfit ForDoody snatched up the pod, and it was a prize.


Implants worth 2.7 billion isk were vaporized, including a bunch of (apparently ineffective) Nomads and a telltale Mining Foreman Mindlink.


Solitas claims not to have learned his lesson.



When it rains, it pours. Alex Molodkin dwarfed even Solitas' pod with a 6.1 billion isk monster. Agent Votre Dieu zapped the Capsule after Alex's 2.3 billion isk Machariel was incinerated.


Check out that Pashan's Turrent Customization Mindlink. Carebears, don't be decadent. You'll only embarrass yourself on our killboards.

16 comments:

  1. wow antigankers failed hard this week. ANOTHER week of failure for ag

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    1. wow antigankers failed hard this week. ANOTHER week of failure for ag

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    2. Someone tell james he has a bot on his blog, oh wait they don't follow their own rules, what fucking wankers.

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  2. Lie, cheat, steal, James lie cheat steal.

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    1. Yeah that's the usual gameplay for these fucks.

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  3. One of the Agents involved in the freighter kills is named reaper Shardani. A very suitable name, I think.

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    1. Code Nazis proving that they are just hateful.
      http://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html

      Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM
      Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.

      And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP

      From the link:
      http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735
      D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
      Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?

      inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.

      Also, Link please

      AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
      Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?

      This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.

      Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.

      And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.

      And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow

      You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.

      AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
      They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?

      Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?

      Wolf SopranoJune 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
      Haha thats rich coming from thomas who likes to sperg in local now about how hes NOT trying to save a freighter while fail repping it in a basilisk ���� ag still worship shardani too! Disgusting

      AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
      You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.

      Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
      Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.

      Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.

      AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
      I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.

      That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
      Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
      Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!

      Never forget shardani XD XD XD

      AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
      Is it time to murder miners yet?

      In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.


      Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM
      hahahahahahahahaha

      AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
      Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)

      Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.

      That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!

      AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
      452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.

      AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 6:23 PM
      ag can't keep it in-game. They worship the sicko who murdered his child IRL, and they privately wish death and harm against other EVE players. Ban ag and make New Eden a better place.

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  4. It's been a very impressive week.
    Congratulations Unfit ForDoody on snagging the pod of that salty hauler.
    Tax Collectors, I assume those ice freighters were all autopiloting. Your work is an inspiration.
    It just goes to show: The Code Always Wins! Always.

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    1. Aw, Professor you always say the nicest words to others

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    2. Yeah he needs the money to keep his school of propaganda going. Keep on scamming Eugene.

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  5. Great kills, gents! Keep it up!


    -Galaxy Pig

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    1. Feed him more cock, he loves it.

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  6. skill up get some alts go to low sec and nul sec and get a fleet of rorquals and make billions a day easy. And don't forget the hired firestorm for protection.

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  7. *whining* why is there an overdrive injector on a mining barge?

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    1. Because some noobs just deserve to be ganked. The fact no thought went into the fit is appalling.

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  8. Because life isn't always about handjobs and waffles!

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