Saturday, January 5, 2019

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #174


Killed by a drunk driver? Whatever happened to wishing cancer on people, or death to their family members?


Ah. Now that's the kind of miner we're used to seeing. Welcome to another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


If you can't give us your love or your respect, at least give us your isk.

...And yes, your love and respect, also.


Someone is in need of Orca rescue services.


Thanks for your attitude, but I cannot sanction your plan to engage in can-mining, especially since CCP effectively nerfed can-flipping out of the game. Send me 10 million isk for a permit, though.


Believe your teachers when they tell you grammar is important.


Nice try, but our Agents are highly trained in the detection of fake permits.


"I SRP my own freighters." So... you lose money when your freighters get ganked?


Lest you think this was an isolated incident, another sample of Vkram's tears:


Some carebears have a thing about hair.


When a miner doesn't quit EVE, it's because our Agents retained his subscription. When a miner does quit EVE, it's because our Agents helped him get his life back on track. Our Agents are fine people.


Goofuses have notoriously bad taste in websites. By contrast:


Everyone in EVE must answer this question: Are you a MinerBumping kind of player, or a GoFuckYourSisterinLaw kind of player?

12 comments:

  1. If I thought my sister-in-law would be up for it... well that would really put me in a quandry.
    But nah... my brother is a jock, and I break easily. It's minerbumping for me! Yuhuu!

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  2. " When a miner doesn't quit EVE, it's because our Agents retained his subscription. When a miner does quit EVE, it's because our Agents helped him get his life back on track. Our Agents are fine people."

    It's funny cause it's true! XD

    Praise James! \o/

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  3. "ive never interfered with anyone elses operations. highsec is supposed to be a safe place"

    If you are in the habit of leaving everybody alone, you're doing it wrong.

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    1. Redneck One lost a failfit Hulk (is there any other kind?) and Michi's pod. Good fight Agent Lewak!

      https://zkillboard.com/kill/74190528/

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  4. It is true, shardani had no hair.

    His minor had some when he was murdered because his father failed to stop the ganks in a video game.

    Never forget.

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  5. Wow just wow. Another week of failure from antiganking. 0 saves and nothing but embarassment and failure.

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  6. Ya hair less scum, all of ya!

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  7. I went to gofuckyoursisterinlaw.org, hoping it was a real website, perhaps an organization of some kind that I might join. Alas, I found naught, but I think perhaps I should register the domain and sell it in Jita.

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    1. Another ag blog no one will read. :(

      But you could use the isk to build catas! :)

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  8. Sounds like RedNeck One needs to go play wow with warmode off.

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