Saturday, February 2, 2019

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #176


There's only one guaranteed way you can have peace--and you can have it in the next second: the Code. Until then, how about another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag?


Per Google Translate:
"Greetings to you leader of the stupid and arrogant goblins.
Your chain dogs destroyed my ship without explanation. Victory: Evangelion Arhangel (Retriever *).
in our area, where it was not visible, nor any designations that it is your territory, and there was not any reference to your law. For this, I demand to pay me damages in the amount of 30 million."
Apparently "goblin" is Russian for "Agent".


Miners often claim to be unarmed, but in virtually every case, they carry weapons. Then again...


...Maybe "unarmed" miners are miners who have no arms?


Be wary of miners who make offers like this. Read on:


A useful tool? Sounds like he's half right.


Another protip while we're at it: Never trust a guy named Codeisajoke.


Every Goofus thinks the Code is a joke--until they get ganked. Then their laughter turns to racist slurs and death threats. Silly miners.


This guy isn't the only miner we've caught sleeping in the asteroid belts--though his pod was more expensive than most. Maybe mining really is that relaxing.


Mickeal Outamon thinks we should send the miners a warning about the Code. If he cares so much, why doesn't he warn all of the newbies about the Code?


Tsk. Miners love to tell lies. And miners lie about mining most of all. Wouldn't it be nice to meet someone in highsec who didn't lie...


...Yes, that's better.


Is it just my imagination, or is this whole Code thing catching on?

54 comments:

  1. The tears are real!!! XD XD XD!

    Praise James! \o/

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    1. Is Kenny still trying to be Allah?
      Kenny is not very bright.

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    2. Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny

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    3. Kenny is very salty.
      Poor Kenny needs a less stressful game.

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  2. Hey Jamey, heard one of your CHODE slave left you, no one beside your army of alts believe in your imaginary CHODE! You both are so co-dependent on your CHODE slave for blog content and for them to get famous, least until they got bored and left you, haha!

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    1. u so salty kenny, why u salting kenny?

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    2. You say funny things Kenny.
      Come play rust with me Kenny.

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    3. Wait are they slaves or are they alts?

      Chodeanon your tears are pretty salty too. Posting here day in and day out.

      I bet you have an alt in the MinerBumping channel sitting there day in and day out.

      Do you grind your teeth when all those kills get posted. One right after the other?

      Your like Gollum following the good guys around in LoTR. What a sad pathetic creature you are.

      I hope we can save you soon.

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    4. Is your game is too hard for you Kenny.
      Maybe you should play candyland.
      Then you won't cry so much Kenny.

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    5. Kenny is a weird one isnt he.

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    6. Don't forget the eye twitching when the auto correct retypes CODE correctly for him to learn from in the comments section.

      And then the nervous wait before she replies an hour later to not let anybody think she refreshes the page every minute.


      Shardani was in the final stages as well.

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    7. Why you so mad Kenny

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    8. Hahahahaha 1 min refresh rate.


      Thanks for achievement. Gf

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    9. Thank you Kenny
      You give lots of salt.
      More than noobs Kenny

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  3. Replies
    1. A substance that forms when steel reacts with oxygen.

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    2. You're too salty for it.
      It's not for you.

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    3. Its iron oxide. It occurs as metal breaks down to its base form.

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    4. Rust is a game where there cannot ever be care bears. You must kill others to survive.

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    5. Dont tell em Kenny, it needs to be a surprise when they get killed.

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  4. Meh seems made up

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    1. Lol at MehseemsmadeupAnon, this is a game the "seems" is redundant since everything is "made up".

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    2. Kenny, you should play something more like you.
      You should play salt Kenny

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  5. Carebears have terrible negotiating skills.
    "Stop attacking us now, and in exchange... you lose the fun of attacking us. No! We won't pay anything—that's extortion!
    XD

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  6. Judging by Kennyanon's mention of Rust, it is most likely he is aping his favourite Youtuber named Soup. In one video, Soup repeats the name Kenny over and over to some guy he is griefing in-game.

    Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAvhA_I8rE (Kenny starts at 4:35)

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    1. Actually starts at 2:58

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    2. Thanks for the views Kenny.

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    3. You're not Soup, as much as you'd wish to be. For one, Soup isn't a crybaby carebear who wastes his time crying on blogs that he doesn't like.

      Soup loves emergent content, why don't you at least try to be more like him?

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    4. If you say so Kenny.

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    5. Kenny cries so much.
      Candyland is more his speed.
      Rust would make him suicidal.
      Like the other care bears.

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  7. wow just wow. antiganking is NON-STOP FAILING HARD!!!!1

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  8. Let me see if I understand, CHODEanon was ganked in EVE, and quit the game out of frustration. Then he started playing Rust, and he now wants James to come duel him in Rust, because he fancies that he might win. However, every single day, he remembers his defeat in EVE, and comes here to remind everyone and urge them to try Rust.

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    1. No Kenny
      You would not like rust.
      Marbles is your speed Kenny.

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    2. Damn! Three second response time! You are one creepy dude. Goddamn, just go play Rust already.

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    3. You so Salty Kenny.

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    4. Come play salt with me Kenny
      I can use the salt
      Your tears are yummy Kenny

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    5. Rust is so easy to edit hacks into the client to let you jump like superman or shoot like a sniper with a pistol.

      Eve takes skill, well if you want to engage in elite pvp it does.

      Failures and trash refresh minute by minute to get an agents response.

      If i had a digital penis and could flop it out, ag would be foaming to gag on it.


      What ever happened to kalynn shardani's wife?

      Im down.

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    6. Awww Kenny is too scared.
      It's ok Kenny you can keep crying in your kids game.
      Tell Kay's wife to use tweezers Kenny,children dont have big penises Kenny.

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    7. I think Kenny's friend kay joined rust.
      Now kenny is lonely
      Poor Kenny

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  9. How about a few of the people posting here step back from the computer and spend some time in fresh air. The level of ill will here is unhealthy.

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    1. We have been trying to get them to stop mining like digital cows since 2012.

      They are so far into the bot aspirant lifecycle they are almost at drone stage.

      If you dragged one kicking and screaming from the computer they would still breath through the mouth.

      Mining in eve is probably worse than herion or nicotine.

      Toxic.

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    2. Awww your still crying Kenny.
      I suggest you go play outside with your mommy's supervision Kenny.
      You can invite your friend shardani Kenny.

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    3. You should tell all your little friends to play rust Kenny.
      We will cure your care bear symptoms Kenny.

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    4. Nah brah, I like spaceships. But if I did play rust what makes you think I wouldn't pown you there too. Once a sucky carebear always a sucky carebear amiright?

      This is just a sad variation of "come meet me in Null / low / etc".

      XD

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    5. You say funny things Kenny.

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    6. Pussy no balls.
      Put up or shut up bitch boy.

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    7. HahaHaha the space case said pown.
      Fucking hell, the little bitches use the misspelling of PWN.
      Shit kid go play number crunchers or something and for the love of God try not to hurt yourself while you pretend to be nada in a fucking button click game.
      Full FPS is elite PvP not this rocket bitch a hit you little cry baby.
      Hahahaha fucking kids acting like adults is hilarious.

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    8. but then why are you here?

      Oh yeah cause you got powned! XD

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    9. Just like you got powned just now... burn! XD

      Oh noes whats will kenny does now, plays rusts? ha ha ha ha!

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    10. Kenny, are you still crying?

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  10. You can always tell how good the New Order is doing by the number of comments in comment section, both by agents and by the fail-trolls. XD

    Never Forget! Code kills miners.

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    1. But you never killed anyone Kenny
      Lying is bad Kenny

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