Thursday, February 21, 2019

True Harmony, True Order

A basic rule of life in highsec: Autopilot in a shuttle, lose your implants.


chrissty of the Harmony Order corporation engaged in the obsolete practice of autopiloting her shuttle. Some people assume this is a convenient way to travel through highsec, but it cost chrissty 95 million isk.


chrissty congratulated Agent Viirilithizu Ward on the gank. This would've been proper--if chrissty hadn't been sarcastic.


Though chrissty tried to laugh off the gank, she couldn't let it go. She invited Viirilithizu to a private convo one minute after sending the EVEmail.


The carebear joined EVE in 2010, but she acted as if she didn't know what was going on. Maybe she was going for that whole "new returning player" thing.


Regardless, our Agent was happy to tell her about the Code. I mean, she did ask.


If only life in North Korea was half as good as the highsec miners make it out to be.


Pshaw. http://www.minerbumping.com/ has got to be the least dodgy link you're likely to see in the EVE client. MinerBumping has been visited over 6.4 million times, and in every case it's left the reader better off.


When pressed, chrissty couldn't deny that she knew about the Code. With the possible exception of the Goons/Imperium, the New Order is EVE's most well known group of players.


chrissty terminated the convo after vowing to continue autopiloting. But Agent Viirilithizu wasn't done with her just yet.


The carebear belonged to a "small and close family" with nearly 300 members. Based on her encounter with chrissty, Viirilithizu was concerned about what was going on in Harmony Order corp.


After a brief investigation, our Agent felt there was sufficient cause to escalate the matter. Because the New Order values transparency, Viirilithizu informed the corp's leaders about the situation.


chrissty had only been in Harmony Order for less than a day, and Viirilithizu's EVEmail didn't endear her to the corporation's leadership. As we saw a few years ago in the Extraordinary Compliance Program series, highsec PvE corps and alliances often remove members who attract unwanted attention. For this reason, the tactic of EVEmailing corp leadership is only used in extreme circumstances or if the Agent feels like it.


Harmony Order chose to kick chrissty out of the corp. She soon joined an alliance that holds sovereignty in nullsec. In other words, chrissty returned to where she belonged. With any luck, her days of shuttling through highsec are over for good.

29 comments:

  1. I'm mining right now, come and find me.

    Happy hunting

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    1. I am in the forge, I am mining in a border system.

      Happy hunting.

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    2. I am only one jump to jita

      Happy hunting

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    3. Well that was fast. Guess I should have bought a permit and followed the Code. RIP.

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    4. Stop lying, I'm still untouched. Besides I would only buy a new ship and start the challenge over again.

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  2. Great work Agent Viirilithizu Ward! Another major victory for the New Order!

    Praise James! \o/

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  3. "MinerBumping has been visited over 6.4 million times,"

    Proof please.

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    1. Pageviews left hand side of this page. Under the handsome agents of the month. ;)

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    2. Only 6.4 million? I feel I'm personally responsible for like 200k alone. Counter must be broken.

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    3. 6,463,038 to be exact as of 3-15-2019 (James 315 Day on our Holy Calendar) at precisely 20:50 CDT

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  4. For this reason, the tactic of EVEmailing corp leadership is only used in extreme circumstances or if the Agent feels like it. Lol!

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  5. If only life in North Korea was half as good as the highsec miners make it out to be.

    Lol...i personally think they have it easy.

    Feeding miners grass for dinner is good enough. I don't think a miner is worth feeding at all.

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  6. Miners needs to eat too Gankers lol Been killing you guys for years and I'm not going to stop anytime soon lol Hail to all Rebels in High Sec that are fighting for Miners and Haulers \o/ The Rebel Movement has begun!!

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    1. All so-called "rebels" are CHODE. shills to make CHODE. seem more relevant than they aren't. I've been mining for years and CHODE. never got me once!

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    2. The Rebels of High Sec is fighting against Gankers on all fronts and looking out for Miners and Haulers.Death to All Ganker of High Sec \o/

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    3. Let's have a contest.
      I'm mining and challenging them to find me.
      Will the elites of the new order find me first or will the antigankers find me first?

      I will move to a new location tomorrow.

      If a code agent should find me I will admit my defeat here and repeat the congrats as they post my kill in an article.

      If antigankers find me first they will post my identity in the comments section and I will confirm it. They will use my in game name as well as my Google name which I will give only in game and will use openly in these comments section.

      There will be no cheating i work alone and find the thrill of the hunt quite fun. But who will find me first? Will I be blown away by codes elite or saved by the antigankers?

      Let the games begin.

      Happy hunting

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    4. Bloody Bear, are you Blaine Ronin, or do you just have nothing better to do than defend a bot aspirant?

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    5. Nope, not those people. But I will be on later to get the hunt going again. Today will officially be day one of the versus challenge.

      Happy hunting

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    6. Lol @ Anonymous February 22, 2019 at 11:08 AM, I'm not Blaine Ronin and don't you gankers have anything better to do then kill ppl while they try to earn ISK? lol Just to clear this shit up gankers.. I defend what I call the '1%ers' meaning actual ppl that are at their keyboard talking to one another smoking a joint lol Bear don't like AFK miners either but I'm not going to put a bullet in every mining ship I see. So gankers if you see me in a system my main goal is to protect the 1%ers miners and if a bot miner is in that circle then I will protect all miners best I could. See you on the battlefield :)

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    7. Whoa! Apparently the only place where you can find an actual living anti-ganker through New Eden and rest of the the internet is the comment section of minerbumping posts! And they gather and plot here!

      Thank you! You almost made us forget how much of a failure ag is! Keep up the good work!

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    8. @ Anonymous February 22, 2019 at 5:29 PM... What is ur in-game name so I can show u first hand how I kill gankers or you going to hide behind the name 'Anonymous' ROFL

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  7. This is what is going to happen to you at the gate when you next jump to jita.

    https://youtu.be/oEtv1hnOt1Y

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    1. I guess karma will be hunting me, good luck karma but I'm not going to make this an easy hunt.

      Happy hunting

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    2. The best thing about ganking miners like you is it's easy.

      Karma always catches up with you.

      https://youtu.be/OB4fg3A67Go

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    3. Then this should be a fun hunt.

      Good luck and happy hunting

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    4. You make it out to be something that has not happened yet.

      Let us recap.

      You are the one who cries out daily in the comments section for relevancy.

      The fact you obsess here hands down means it has happened and you can't get over it.

      Who are you trying to fool with your anonymous attention seeking?

      YOU chose to play the game as a weak,scared spectator, nobody gives a crap about a highsec mining loser.

      But come back day in day out and pretend to be relevant.

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    5. It hasn't happened yet, I have just started this competition, it's ok if you do not feel up to it. Other agents of code I am sure will seek me out if it's too much for you. I'm just now allowing the antigankers to try and "save" me by finding me first.

      I understand not all of codes agents are truly elite, it's ok of you are not among the elite ones and cannot find a single simple miner.

      Happy hunting.

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    6. 20 minute refresh rate.

      Those are rookie numbers.

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