tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post6503322077017415694..comments2024-03-18T00:59:04.944+00:00Comments on MinerBumping.com: The Stream of Justice, Part 1MinerBumpinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16932737268774492206noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-30545656424062054662014-09-12T16:21:03.162+00:002014-09-12T16:21:03.162+00:00@Anon 1:48pm It worked for the gankbears! Hallelu...@Anon 1:48pm It worked for the gankbears! Hallelujah! And hey -- pssst! --- here's an inside tip: if you wanna see some REAL tears, check out any comment made by a CODE. member or Erotica 1 in the last 36 hours anywhere on teh whole wide intertubes. "BOO-FUCKING-HOO! Ebil CCP banned us!" LOL, much merriment is being had by all, watching their pleas for support from the community fall on deaf ears. Except Erotica 1s, of course: they're actually getting replies! Although the replies are all basically: "Fuck off, creep."James Treefiddyhttps://res.cloudinary.com/indiegogo-media-prod-cld/image/upload/c_fill,h_220,w_220/v1405145171/wxeoxshvsazk7lzye09e.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-34248592913095210832014-09-12T13:48:53.804+00:002014-09-12T13:48:53.804+00:00so the lesson is cry until you get what you want?so the lesson is cry until you get what you want?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-76155417696385487382014-09-12T10:43:00.367+00:002014-09-12T10:43:00.367+00:00between the sour grapes and the carebear fapping I...between the sour grapes and the carebear fapping I can't tell who was actually banned, if anyone :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-25909911965085392132014-09-12T00:30:28.960+00:002014-09-12T00:30:28.960+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04128381810625455056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-56668430865698981622014-09-11T19:57:43.270+00:002014-09-11T19:57:43.270+00:00Downgrading you to 0/10 due to tear obsession reac...Downgrading you to 0/10 due to tear obsession reaching critical boredom levels.Troll Tutornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-21956069636459687552014-09-11T19:53:06.929+00:002014-09-11T19:53:06.929+00:00Maria Malukker, why, your tears are particularly m...Maria Malukker, why, your tears are particularly mineral-laden today! You are full of woe, little one - has your account perhaps been permaband due to excessive Shitlording and dickishness? I pray not. If it hasn't, then be not worried, for am I now in a position to offer you the safety, security and protection of my patented Shitlord Permit! This permit guarantees* you protection from ebil CCP permabans!**<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Imma need about treefiddy isk for each permit.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*James Treefiddy assumes no responsibility or liability for any injury, loss, account ban or damage incurred as a result of any use or reliance upon the Shitlord Permit. Shitlord Permits are provided for entertainment purposes only.<br />***James Treefiddy assumes no responsibility or liability for any injury, loss, account ban or damage incurred as a result of any use or reliance upon the Shitlord Permit. Shitlord Permits are provided for entertainment purposes only.James Treefiddyhttp://farm7.static.flickr.com/6066/6144997394_152ca62afb_z.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-1302860872039530552014-09-11T19:32:19.165+00:002014-09-11T19:32:19.165+00:00What's really funny is, you'd have said th...What's really funny is, you'd have said that no matter what we said. People could've posted nothing but "a;lskfj;aldkfgjlka;dshfglkasjh" and you'd have responded exactly the same way. Enjoy your perceived revenge, O Wronged Carebear. Just make sure you also buy a permit.Maria Malukkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-17968283228400158052014-09-11T19:24:46.505+00:002014-09-11T19:24:46.505+00:00High sec Shitlords' tears are the saltiest tea...High sec Shitlords' tears are the saltiest tears. Weep more, my pretties. James Treefiddyhttp://farm7.static.flickr.com/6066/6144997394_152ca62afb_z.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-91765920859482373392014-09-11T19:19:43.442+00:002014-09-11T19:19:43.442+00:00Don't know how to write?
Can't come up wit...Don't know how to write?<br />Can't come up with new ideas?<br />Copy/Paste, then....PUNSMaria Malukkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-62658364275991474412014-09-11T19:04:58.439+00:002014-09-11T19:04:58.439+00:002/10, too many puns, not enough analysis.2/10, too many puns, not enough analysis.Troll Tutornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-39057107557053152132014-09-11T18:51:07.004+00:002014-09-11T18:51:07.004+00:00Just saw two gankers explode. Don't worry the ...Just saw two gankers explode. Don't worry the miners are fine :)Bobbinsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-65008619625900694552014-09-11T18:51:03.801+00:002014-09-11T18:51:03.801+00:00Still here, still enforcing the Code.Still here, still enforcing the Code.Tengu Gribhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01487388083434959016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-24747842135029704852014-09-11T18:48:28.001+00:002014-09-11T18:48:28.001+00:00Lol
"Everyone I don't like is a Goon alt!...Lol<br />"Everyone I don't like is a Goon alt!"<br />You're funny. Tengu Gribhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01487388083434959016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-68699204729473026212014-09-11T18:44:56.832+00:002014-09-11T18:44:56.832+00:00I also intend to try Elite Dangerous, it looks pre...I also intend to try Elite Dangerous, it looks pretty cool and I'm willing to give it a shot. :DTengu Gribhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01487388083434959016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-85588344023628518162014-09-11T18:35:03.909+00:002014-09-11T18:35:03.909+00:00Falcon Punch: CCP Fights for Its Soul
The buzz is ...Falcon Punch: CCP Fights for Its Soul<br />The buzz is all over EVE-O. Everyone is talking about it. They're calling it the "Falcon Punch".<br /><br />No, not that kind of Falcon Punch. This kind of Falcon Punch:<br /><br />"Hello everyone,<br /><br />We would like to remind the EVE community of our stance regarding the usage of EVE Online and assets, characters and items from within the game environment as leverage for the purpose of real life harassment.<br /><br />As outlined in our previous announcement, this type of behavior lies in clear breach of our End User License Agreement, and as such we have a zero tolerance approach when dealing with these cases.<br /><br />Our stance regarding this type of behavior has not changed since the last announcement, and any individuals who are found to be engaging in such behavior will be met with disciplinary action against their game accounts in accordance with our Terms of Service."<br /><br />To begin with, a little background info. The New Odor's crusade to revive the practice of permabanning hi-sec Shitlords has been tremendously successful. The gankbears have had enough, and they're begging CCP to put a stop to it. The evidence is all over the official EVE forums:<br /><br />"So, we don't have a list of people who have been banned, and we don't have a list of reasons why, just that its 'real life harassment.This is like a dictatorship executing political rivals for :reasons: I wish there was more transparency in these decisions, for all we know none of these people were even warned." (Lord Kailethre, Love Squad)<br /><br />"One of the characters that was permabanned was a logistics pilot hauling tens of billions of isk of crap for my corp in a corp jump freighter. Petitioned." (Mattalious, Infinite Technologies)<br /><br />"many of the bans had nothing to do with the bonus room... Players who had nothing to do with that were banned. One thing many had in common was CODE ." (IIshira, School of Applied Knowledge)<br /><br />Marathon tear threads have been posted. I've got news for all the gankbears who have reached their limit: We're only getting started. We're just getting warmed up! <br /><br />The next few pages contained the usual gankbear "emergent gameplay" tears. But things got interesting when CCP Falcon jumped back into the ring:<br /><br />"We will not draw a line in the sand so that people can skirt on the edge of it and bend the rules as much as possible. This isn't a debate about what constitutes "harassment". If you're not familiar with the word, find the definition in a dictionary and that will satisfy your question. What we will do, is continue to use best judgement on a case by case basis to ensure that real life harassment is kept out of the game, and ensure that those who choose to involve themselves in such activities are no longer permitted to be part of our community."<br /><br />It was a stunning rebuke--from a CCP developer and community manager, no less! 'Twas the Falcon Punch heard 'round the world. You can see it clear as day: the New Odor philosophy, distilled from the saltiest gankbear tears. It is alive today, even in the corridors of CCP headquarters. <br /><br />This didn't just happen. *We made it happen.*<br /><br />Permabanned Agents of the New Order, subscribe to Destiny. The rest of us are fighting the good fight. We're fighting for the future of highsec and all EVE. And you know what? <br /><br />*We're winning.*James Treefiddyhttp://farm7.static.flickr.com/6066/6144997394_152ca62afb_z.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-69745531945051521182014-09-11T18:02:48.407+00:002014-09-11T18:02:48.407+00:00If the N.O.'s banned,
why are miners exploding...If the N.O.'s banned,<br />why are miners exploding?<br />Check and mate, carebearsMaria Malukkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-76585242010381967592014-09-11T17:34:19.391+00:002014-09-11T17:34:19.391+00:00Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahaha...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<br /><br />hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<br /><br />ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-14796219421295790982014-09-11T17:27:01.519+00:002014-09-11T17:27:01.519+00:00All of this is recorded for historical reference a...All of this is recorded for historical reference and giggles of course. Is there any chance of you uploading some of these plz :)Bobbinsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-64623040308320486492014-09-11T17:22:07.072+00:002014-09-11T17:22:07.072+00:00@DJ Entropy
'but I am sure things will work ou...@DJ Entropy<br />'but I am sure things will work out just fine :)'<br /><br />You mean with all the New Order being banned?<br /><br />Bobbinsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-2075832285570341482014-09-11T14:55:39.578+00:002014-09-11T14:55:39.578+00:00Aww, thanks! I've just been feeling a yen for ...Aww, thanks! I've just been feeling a yen for haiku lately, and it's been kinda fun to respond to windy carebears with the most succinct deflation possible. It's really surprising how much you can fit in so few syllables!Maria Malukkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-61477307335492176872014-09-11T13:29:09.225+00:002014-09-11T13:29:09.225+00:00Maria Malukker, you are my new favorite commenter....Maria Malukker, you are my new favorite commenter. I propose that all trolls be answered in that form. 290xnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-76642153905018537612014-09-11T13:26:11.504+00:002014-09-11T13:26:11.504+00:00Can confirm that the New Order catpack is one mean...Can confirm that the New Order catpack is one mean gang of kitties that doesn't afraid of nobody. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-89699300926304153762014-09-11T13:17:58.668+00:002014-09-11T13:17:58.668+00:00better grab another jar they're filling up fas...better grab another jar they're filling up fast with all your commentswen tangnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-90076460057690209952014-09-11T13:04:12.793+00:002014-09-11T13:04:12.793+00:00@wen tang: How about "Tears of laughter harve...@wen tang: How about "Tears of laughter harvested on Falcon Punch Boomerang Day"? Too verbose? Meh, write whatever you want - your imaginary label on your imaginary internet space jar is of no real consequence to anyone except yourself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1359240470593955814.post-24040849930097713392014-09-11T12:51:01.379+00:002014-09-11T12:51:01.379+00:00the anonymous tear jar is kind of full i just need...the anonymous tear jar is kind of full i just need to know what to write on the label for yourswen tangnoreply@blogger.com