Sunday, January 14, 2018

Kills of the Week

EVE Online has a lot of stuff associated with it, both in-game and out. How do you know what's important? Well, if something makes the difference between you keeping your ship and losing it, then it's probably pretty important. Logically, then, everyone should consider the Code to be very, very important. I'd recommend that new players read (and comprehend, to the best of their ability) the Code before they even sign up for the game. Otherwise, they may share the fate of people like these bot-aspirants from the week of January 7th @ 00:00 EVEtime through January 13th @ 23:59 EVEtime:



"Ten million isk for a permit? I'm not buying one of those. That's a waste of my precious money. Oops, I just lost 37 billion isk." I'm paraphrasing what Padme Amidal was undoubtedly thinking in the hours leading up to her staggering jump freighter loss.

Despite being in a 0.8 security system, Padme had little chance of survival against the firepower brought by Agents Tax Collector Stroheim, Pod Destroyer Molly, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Aruka, Jason Kusion, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Hill, Jackson Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Buck, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joel Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Tax Collector AynRand, Mining Lord 1999, and Din Dong MingMong.



Ah, the return of the ORE-fit jump freighter. xxysy managed to lose 38 billion isk after spurning the Code. He, too, was obliterated by overwhelming force, brought against him by Agents Taxman Daniel, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Buck, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector AynRand, Ding Dong MingMong, and Mining Lord 1999.


You may have noticed that both of those supremely blingy jump freighters were killed in the same system, Iyen-Oursta. Apparently there's a lot of carebears up to no good in that neighborhood. Agent Australian Excellence snapped this photo of the traffic situation there.



If you're a carebear and you're willing to blow a few billion isk, how badly can you fit your Marauder? hapser alt spent 4.4 billion isk finding out. His disturbing experiment was terminated by Agents SPL18, Tengu Skillpoints, Hypnotekz Kincheloe, Ilvari, Luca Oskold, BAE B BLUE, Etrisa, Ciek Ciekawski, Liam Campbell, Duncan Dainese, elYorne, Lawrence Lawton, Reagalan, Bolshave Rotineque, Donna Hale, Hygea Hintersil, Lora Madwar, crimson destroyer, elise densi, Teomis, Thunder Saisima, Brynden Egen, Lanse Luv, Saint Shaserra, Verruckte Vrooni, Evan Devrin, Silly Bint, Projected Intentions, Alice Doombringer, Miss Defiler, Michlos Otomeya, kouriger yoitsu, Sjugar02, Starrlet, Ami Hantaka, kiwi fruitscrotum, Ioannes Dallasinos, and Kali Devastaitor.



Not everyone is foolish enough to throw away a bunch of isk by losing a jump freighter; some people lose Deep Space Transports instead. Midas Topaz sighed, activated his autopilot, and awaited the inevitable. On this day, inevitability was provided by Agents Ralliana, Luna Nightblood, and Underpaid Ship Mechanic.


Honestly, Midas should've trashed these items before undocking. There was no chance he was going to get away with moving this sort of cargo.



I strongly suspect that CaptainStrange was perfectly aware of the New Order and its presence in the Uedama system. Look at that tank--it's almost as if he cared about his survival! Not enough to buy a permit, though. So not enough. Agents Trump The King, Nitetime Video, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Fiddly Pop, Tawny Rozei, Christine Rozei, Sherri Rozei, Giselle Rozei, Ruby Rozei, Shanade Rozei, Lagatha Rozei, Katy Rozei, Ivanka Rozei, brainlet, Baron Rozei, and Jason Kusion gave the carebear a 14.8 billion isk demonstration of the power of teamwork.



...Which was followed by Agent Baron Rozei's 4.8 billion isk demonstration of the power of quick reflexes. CaptainStrange lost his implants and, when he returned to his keyboard, lost his cool. I'm guessing. Maybe he was totally fine with it.


That's some serious hardware for a guy who spends his time AFK autopiloting through highsec. No one ever accused bot-aspirants of being good at managing money.

18 comments:

  1. wow just wow and antiganking celebrate killing empty pods XD XD

    Never forget Shardani #broadcast4shardani

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    1. Hey. I hear that you still haven’t got your ISK back from Zopiclone. Since you’re living in the past perhaps revisit failing incredibly hard always!

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    2. Wolf and his daily prayers to the codes favorite agent and child killer. Good job wolf bot. Stay loyal to your Nazi ways. Remember code agents always kill themselves always. In and out of game, we just hope they stop shooting their kids first.

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    3. 149 and 255 triggered pussEs. You sound like useless little PHags.
      Losers, keep crying like bitches.

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    4. You homophobic Nazi piece of shit grow up and welcome to 2018 ya fucking trumptard

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  2. Look more murder loving, good to see the code bots are still programmed correctly.

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    1. It takes alot of skill to kill the most elite players in eve miners are very tricky and are considered the best of the best. That's why code hunts them.

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    1. Fuck you third world clickbait shitter. Get a permit or get rekt.

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  4. Never forget shartdani, hero of the highsec ag PHags.

    Keep your spergy tears in-game please you silly retards.

    Highsec ag shardani shitters always lose.

    The Code always wins!
    Always!

    And there's nothing you can do about it.


    Get rekt you teary PHags! We love reading your salty tears in these comments.

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  5. That murderloveranon with the tears and the whine, that's the type of soft skulled retard that we as a group needs to encourage NOT to have children. And if possible he should be monitored closely to make sure he doesn't pull a shardani and hurt others.

    Now, if he wants to kalynn himself I see no issues, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone else. Let's face it, his type of mental illness is a danger to us all, and allowing him to continue endangering everyone else is just poor stewardship on our part.

    Our future generations will judge us harshly if we allow shitters like murderanon/nazzzianon to produce more damaged individuals just for the sake of their perceived "human rigts". You see, they are not really human if they are that stupid and bot-like.

    We cull the weak and diseased from other species every day, and it is a proven way make a population stronger and healthier, why should the human species be any different? What mkes that retard think he is more important or deserving than any other defective animal?

    If your only response is some religious-superstitious-uneducated-"nazzi" bull, then don't even bother. This was not ment for you anyway, your I.Q. is too low to comprehend the real issue; the preservation of the human species at it's best, before it's too late and we become just another part of the fossil record for some future race of not-retards.


    It's greed that makes the simpletons think they deserve to live and reproduce just because they were born. It's a weakness to have a soft spot for a soft skulled idiot, it's much more humane to just put them down rather than make them (and our limited resources) suffer for some silly emotions.

    I am, of course, speaking of highsec carebears in game. You salty shitters need to learn-to-seperate, and stop killing your kids!

    The Code always wins!
    Always!

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  6. Another triggered agent grow up snowflake

    I win again

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    1. Reaper of the ghettoJanuary 15, 2018 at 8:12 PM

      The only trigger pulled was shardani air conditioning his kids head with fast moving lead.

      But keep trying to spread fake news.

      Never forget shardani

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  7. Attention silly anon carebears who pretend to be CODE. supporters and then proceed to be unpleasant people in some sort of sad attempt at meta-gaming.

    I really kind of hate to tell you this. Prepare yourself. You may want to be sitting down for this one.

    I'm afraid no one actually gives a crap about the comments section of this website.

    I know. Calm down. I know.

    Yeah, nobody.

    I know this is tough news, considering how much time and effort you put in to trying to make us look bad, but this just isn't the place to do it, bro. Maybe try Reddit? I hear that's where things are happening now, but I wouldn't know.

    TLDR:
    Real New Order folks post with their character names. Anon posters are nothing but butthurt carebears.


    -Galaxy Pig

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    1. Lmao. Galaxy Pig nobody cares about what you just wrote. It’s ok sit down and take a deep breath and comprehend this. It’s ok. Take some Ritalin bro.

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  8. Miners should be quicker at learning by this point.

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