Saturday, May 18, 2013

Hayesing Rituals, Part 1

You remember cmdr hayes, don't you?


Yes, that would be him--the fellow in the burning Loki who lost a 1v1 duel with a New Order Agent.


The last time I had seen him, he was swearing revenge against me. When he reappeared, the revenge consisted of Miner Bingo squares.


Though I attempt to present my highsec conversations as crisply as possible, the truth is that there's usually a lot of cross-talk. Like a chessmaster playing multiple opponents, speak with several different rebels simultaneously.


I was having a nice chat with one Code-violator when hayes decided to inject himself into it. He unleashed his latest revenge plot: A counter-bumping Venture. This lasted a few minutes before hayes gave up.


Some rebels will attempt counter-bumping for hours at a time. Before hayes packed his Venture away, he tried copying me, to learn the source of my great power. That's what the rebels don't get: It's not the ships, modules, skillpoints, or catchphrases that makes a hero. It's the man.


hayes may have given up counter-bumping, but he didn't give up his dreams of vengeance. In a cross-over with Mirion Renegade, hayes contemplated the outcome of an anti-Order wardec. You might laugh at someone whose plan is to "wait for someone to wardec" me, but it's actually a very common plan.


When no wardecs were forthcoming, hayes switched tactics yet again. This time, he attempted to undermine the legitimacy of the New Order.


hayes misjudged me. As the moral authority of highsec, criticisms aimed at my honour and/or invocations of the word "bully" have no effect. Questioning my honour is like telling water it's not wet enough.


Then hayes unleashed his ultimate master plan: To hack MinerBumping. Until now, he had held his cards close to the chest. No one had even suspected he was an "IT bro".


The system perked up as the rebels gained a new hope. What could be more powerful than someone who works in an IT department? All eyes were on hayes. Would he succeed in hacking MinerBumping, or would he immediately discard this plan and continue rifling through his sock drawer of revenge plots?

To be continued...

Friday, May 17, 2013

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #31


Highsec is a paradise in progress. Today's ray of sunshine comes to you straight from the thirty-first edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag.


Black Panpher had a very common first reaction to the New Order--we'll be forgotten in a month. Then again, this particular screencap was taken about six months ago.


Kiltania was amazed to discover that she might need to pay attention to local chat. What do these carebears think it's there for?


Kiltania vowed revenge. We know how this is going to end, but it's worth pointing something out: Carebears think ganking is so easy that it needs to be nerfed, yet it's too difficult for them to do.


On the other hand, the main reason carebears can't successfully gank is that they usually don't dare to try. Maybe the New Order's courage is what needs to be nerfed?


The "good cop, bad cop" routine is the oldest trick in the book. The New Order is too creative and original for such things. Every Agent is "good" Agent.


Hundreds of EVE players have been accused of being my alts. Prepare to have your mind blown: I only have one EVE account.


Bumping is the most advanced form of PvP there is. It actually requires manual navigation and leading one's target.


A skilled bumper is like a samurai: He earns his power through dedication and training, not expensive ships and mods.


Someone contacted Mine Teck and let him know that the shareholders voted to condemn him. He took the news surprisingly well!

Meanwhile, after the vote was over, Aria Stane unearthed an ancient private convo she had with Mine Teck, prior to the original controversy. Mine Teck delivered 50 million to her, which she returned...

Channel Name: Private Chat (Mine Teck)
Listener: Aria Stane
Session started: 2013.02.25 10:17:32

Mine Teck > Yep
Aria Stane > Good morning.
Aria Stane > "Against New Order?"
Mine Teck > Yep. You fight aganst New Ordre.
Aria Stane > I'm the alliance Executor of CODE. Alliance... so I... kinda support the New Order.
Mine Teck > Need to use Google translater
Mine Teck > OK. Sorry for that
Aria Stane > Are you for or against New Order?
Aria Stane > If you're against the New Order, I can't in good conscience accept your ISK and will return it.
Mine Teck > I can not see the point of having to pay 2 places, in order to be allowed to play EVE. First, the CCP and then to New Order.
Aria Stane > Paying CCP is access to the game. New Order is part of the emergent gameplay within the game you pay to play.
Mine Teck > You asked directly and get a direct answer. I AM AGAINST NEW ORDER
Aria Stane > Okay, I'm going to return your ISK. I don't want to take your ISK over a misunderstanding.
Mine Teck > OK, Thanks. You are now good enough.
Aria Stane > *smiels* I wish you well, Mine Teck !
Mine Teck > You to. Fly safely

...And the rest is history.


In another update, Stephen Leibniz earned public acclaim with his honourable deportment during the Questions Three, which he invoked to try to win a free day of mining. Agent Jim Roebuck was so impressed that he purchased Stephen a mining permit. A happy ending!


Looks like we're tying up a lot of loose ends in this post. Hero Miner crab nicholson extreme should be familiar to all long-time readers. (If you're new, you can get caught up here.) Though the carebears are still angry at him, he hasn't lost a bit of his fighting spirit since he last played EVE. This post is about miner tears, but crab's EVEmail brings a tear to my own eye.


...There, that's more like it, tears in their proper place. After Agent Robert Leheirault received this EVEmail, he encouraged Soleexpo to read the Code. We're not just random gankers; we have good reason to do what we do.


The Code is comforting because it reminds miners that they have the ability to avoid death and destruction simply by doing things the right way. The psyche of a hardened rebel miner is twisted, though. They somehow manage to find discomfort in the words of the Code. Extraordinary.

Angrybear: New Order Edition

Agent Tubrug1 is the latest artist from the New Order to step forward and share his insights. His thought-provoking piece is entitled "Angrybear: New Order Edition".


Just when you thought you had that whole "human condition" thing figured out, Tubrug1 makes you take a look at things from a new angle. The level of skill and effort needed to produce this painting is noteworthy.

Permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Rage of the Russian Renegade, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... I was involved in an altercation with Mirion Renegade, a rebel miner from Russia. I spoke my truth to him, but somehow my truth managed to make him more angry, not less.


After Mirion sounded the alarm in local, other Russians in Osmon system were aroused to action.

Eisen Thellere > To all the Russians in local, can you help someone? James 315 is bumping to the thread away.


...And by "action", I mean they watched me bump Mirion out of the asteroid belts.

Mirion Renegade > Bumping creature


On occasion, Mirion slipped back into his native tongue, but I was always able to pull him back.

Mirion Renegade > You fucking pussy toad!!!!!!!!!

Eisen Thellere > Mirion Renegade give me 5 minutes then drained rats, befitting


Another Russian, Pirat Mark, asked Mirion if he had been "digging AFK". Mirion flatly denied it. His denial is good evidence that he knew it was wrong to AFK mine in highsec.


Mirion renewed his insults, while Pirat wondered aloud how I was able to attack Mirion without "taking aggro".


By this point, it was clear that we were getting nowhere.

Mirion Renegade > You fucking Piedra

Mirion Renegade > You understand me, bitch?

Mirion Renegade > You're just a fucking toad boiled


I'm not in the habit of sugarcoating things. Most people respect me for being honest with them, but Mirion wasn't most people. Perhaps he would have responded better to a kinder, gentler approach.


I knew I was on the wrong track when Mirion broke out the Cyrillic all-caps, something Russian miners rarely do.

Mirion Renegade > James 315 go hell RUSSIAN BITCH YOU DO NOT GIVE UP CREATURE PENDOSSKIH

Mirion Renegade > I LOVE YOU DOEBU YOU PAY ME SAM BEGIN TO


It was time to hit the "reset button" on our relationship. Given the level of animosity between us, you might think this would be difficult. Actually, starting over merely requires one to say "let's start over" or "let's hit the reset button".


...Unless, of course, you're dealing with someone intent on being unreasonable. I still can't believe that didn't work.


Mirion linked a screencap he uploaded. At first, I thought he was linking the screenshot from earlier, where he showed that he only had 3.6 million isk in his wallet. The fact that I was willing to devote so much time to someone with so little isk was just another classic example of how un-cult-like the New Order is.


But Mirion had actually uploaded a new screenshot--a screenshot of him filing a petition against me. On rare occasions we've seen copies of GM responses to petitioners, but to actually see the text of a miner's petition is a precious thing indeed. Mirion had been disrespectful to me in local all day long, but now I would see how he addressed CCP.

To be continued...

Ninety-One Billion in Shares Sold

The latest to earn a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ is our newest shareholder, ectweak, whose well-timed purchase of 600 shares puts us just over the 91 billion mark. Good timing, good luck, or destiny--you decide. Regardless, that's another 600 million worth of ganking ships to be thrown against the oblivious masses of carebeardom. Can't help but smile at the thought.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Will CSM8 Be Given Any Influence?

The CSM is generally perceived in one of two ways. Some believe the CSM is the means by which the EVE playerbase may speak to CCP and influence the direction of the game's design. Others believe the CSM is little more than a publicity tool for CCP, and that it doesn't actually have much, if any, influence on the game. Which of these views is correct?

Long story short, it's up to CCP. They decide how the CSM will be used. Over the course of the CSM's history, it has been used in both ways. During the term of CSM6, the infamous "Summer of Rage" occurred, and CCP relied on the CSM to help them reconnect with the reality of EVE. At other times, the CSM has had minimal impact, and its members complained of being sidelined.

Let's consider CSM7, which is often referred to as the "do-nothing CSM". The Mittani, who has no small amount of CSM experience of his own, recently made the following observations:
"...I can state the obvious: CSM7 has been either (charitably) a damp squib or (uncharitably) a goddamned joke - and not even a suicide joke. I'm not sure what a year of arguing with Trebor and Issler Dainze does to a man, but the short history of CSM7 seems to be summed up as 'Seleene and Trebor conspire to steal the chairmanship from Two Step in the first week of their term, succeed, and then nothing much gets done as the whole group has been poisoned with betrayal right out of the gates'."
The Mittani wasn't alone in being disappointed by CSM7; the discontent was felt across the board. On the other end of the spectrum, people like Ripard Teg, who was elected to CSM8, frequently castigated CSM7 for its failure to communicate with the EVE playerbase, suggesting that their silence left the impression that they hadn't done much.

The decision of 12 out of 14 CSM7 members not to stand for reelection, the sharp decline in the number of EVE players running for CSM, and the unexpected nosedive in the CSM8 voter turnout all contributed to the impression that the members of CSM7 were discouraged and EVE's playerbase had lost faith in the CSM.

To spin things in the other direction, supporters of the CSM and some members of CCP developed the concept of the "peacetime CSM". According to the "peacetime CSM" theory, CSM7 had little to do and players had little interest in the CSM only because CCP was doing so well. CSM6 had to deal with the Summer of Rage, so there was more interest back then. The story goes that CCP's good behavior and good decisions during the term of CSM7 meant there was no controversy and no reason to pay much attention to the CSM. Needless to say, very few people bought the "peacetime CSM" explanation.

When the meeting minutes of the CCP/CSM Winter Summit were released, a clearer picture developed. Most famously, CCP announced that the promised POS revamp--which CSM members assumed would be their signature achievement--simply wasn't going to happen. CSM member Two step made his displeasure known by starting a threadnought on the topic.

I have been critical of Two step in the past, and for good reason. Indeed, in my very first post on the CSM, I singled out Two step for his terrible opinions on wardecs. Though I am critical of people when they say and do terrible things, I also give them credit for being right when they're right. When I was interviewed by Xander Phoena and asked to give my opinion on CSM7's failures and achievements, I named Two step's threadnought as CSM7's biggest achievement. (Whether my fairmindedness is rare or common among EVE commentators, I leave for the reader to judge.)

CCP's decision to scrap the POS revamp wasn't the only explosive material in the meeting minutes. It was revealed that the CSM, rather than having influential input into game design changes, had been frozen out (pages 19-22):
Two step: "What we were told at the summit was [the feature] was going to be player-to-player [service] contracts, and the next thing we hear, without any input from us, was that it was going to be bounty hunting. Our expectation was going to be that we were going to be consulted about decisions like that -- and we didn't even know there was a decision being made."

Trebor Daehdoow: "Just like some previous CSMs, in May we said "Use us!" How much more do we have to beg?"

Seleene: "We made it very clear [at the first summit] that we needed to be involved early, before things started getting settled. When we found out the feature was being focused on Bounty Hunting, [we were very frustrated]. While the feature turned out well, there was a lot of resentment in CSM."

Alekseyev Karrde: "It was definitely disorienting. I recall feeling blindsided by the design changes, and it set the entire process off on an adversarial note which didn't need to be struck."

Seleene: "To use a biblical metaphor, we would like to be part of the group that brings the stone tablets down from the mountain, not just be the ones that read them and say "Oh, that really happened up there?""

Two step: "Part of the problem for us is that we not only don't know about the decisions until after they're made, we don't even know they are being made."
Both CCP and the CSM have a lot of incentive to "talk up" the influence and importance of the CSM. Members of the CSM, in particular, will have a natural tendency to exaggerate what the CSM did, and even to honestly believe they had more impact than was really the case. In the aftermath of the Winter Summit, the CSM didn't paint a happy picture. They expressed their frustrations and, in their most candid moments, essentially wrote off the first half of their CSM term.

But afterward, they said that things were better, that the problems between CCP and the CSM had been fixed. Some took pride in pointing to CCP's future plans, which included items that they had brought to CCP. Of course, when it comes to CSM contributions, we know that CCP's future plans are meaningless. The POS revamp debacle showed us that. The influence of a CSM can only be measured by looking at the concrete changes to EVE that were actually put into place. In judging CSM7, the question is whether their second half of their term was a "write-off" like the first half was.

Enter the Odyssey expansion.

For reasons unknown, one of the centerpieces of Odyssey will be an overhaul of the scanning mechanics. Excited yet? Neither were the people who tried out the new scanner on the test server. The feedback thread was filled with critical reviews. Then came this intensely revealing exchange:
Unforgiven Storm: "After I tested this and read this thread I only have one question in my mind: Did anyone in this team bother to talk with the CSM at all before you implement this? Two Step for sure knows and uses probes everyday and could have told you how bad this new system/changes were, even before you wasted time implementing them..."

Two step: "I'll answer that, and as you might have expected, the answer is no, CSM was not consulted about these changes. We found out in an article on themittani.com that we would be able to save probe formations. We found out at Fanfest about the probe results UI. We found out about the 7 probes/removal of DSPs from this thread."
So CSM7 was frozen out again, one last stab-in-the-back before they left office. Not only did they not have input into the changes, they didn't even find out about the changes until after CCP had decided upon them, coded them, and put them on the test server.

Now it's CSM8's turn. From what we've seen, they will face an uphill climb. CCP's decision to put CSM-related matters in the hands of CCP Dolan, a newbie with a less-than-sparkling record (recall the numerous CSM election delays, buggy voting website, "false positives" during the pre-election, broken promise on the new voter turnout efforts, "formatting issues" excuse for delay caused by hacked ballots, etc.) doesn't bode particularly well.

CSM7 may have been a bust, but that doesn't mean CCP will treat CSM8 the same way. Will things improve? Time will tell.

The Mitt Spero Art Gallery

Agent Mitt Spero has gone on an artwork bender. Let's all enjoy the consequences of that.


The image of Che Guevara is often invoked when people make artwork about me. And unlike all of the Hitler references, it's meant as a compliment!


The "fighting stabbers" would be a suitable mascot for a sports team, as well. Until the New Order purchases such a franchise, it can be used in EVE.


It may be a coincidence, but the trajectory of stabber crossings often lines right up with the very places where miners sit in their barges. Get out of our way or we'll send you out of the belt. You have been warned.


This final poster suggests Catalysts may be used to bump miners. If you're mining and a bunch of Catalysts land on you, get ready for the bump of your life.

As always, permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.