Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Carebear Don't Care, Part 5

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agents of the New Order taught Aeryn Hanaya of dontcare Corporation how to care about the Code. It took three ganks and 1.5 billion isk worth of losses, but the miner finally began paying attention to what was important in EVE.
Aeryn Hanaya > remove it !!! at ones
Aeryn Hanaya > dont make me use ugly words
Karma Bad > thats a belief in Code, that doesnt mean we are accepted into CODE.
Aeryn Hanaya > then remove it
Aeryn Hanaya > CODE got guts you dont
Though Aeryn was thinking about the Code, she did not yet have the capacity to think about the Code correctly. Instead, she made a spectacle of herself in the MinerBumping channel.
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Aeryn Hanaya have you read on how to become an agent of the new order?
Aeryn Hanaya > not i dont want to be a angent
Larsulrik Napsterbane > lol
Aeryn Hanaya > i like mining
Aeryn Hanaya > after 12 years pvp i dont want to pvp anymire
Larsulrik Napsterbane > yeah i bet.
The miner tried on a new excuse for her bot-aspirancy: She'd retired from PvP and was only interested in AFK PvE now. This would be like someone sitting in a corner during a Call of Duty match because they'd already logged too many hours in combat.
Aeryn Hanaya > so i got quiet mining hero
Larsulrik Napsterbane > you did indeed.
Aeryn Hanaya > ofc im ...
Lothar Mandrake > Aeryn Hanaya - you'll need a mining permit, may I recommend Aaaarrgg sell you one?
Aeryn Hanaya > Lothar Mandrake they did revoke my permit
Larsulrik Napsterbane > well technically you invalidated it with your ships fitting....
Regardless of her allegedly storied past as an elite PvP'er, Aeryn had no right to violate the Code.
Aeryn Hanaya > and Larsulrik Napsterbane wants 3x the price so ... nop :)
Karma Bad > Aeryn Hanaya it is true, you need to have a official permit on record, and also recorded in your bio
Aeryn Hanaya > better to pay plex to CCP
If enough miners had Aeryn's attitude, the New Order could become CCP and Pearl Abyss's favorite organization! The mighty CODE. alliance might just get a Community Spotlight yet.
Aeryn Hanaya > i can tell you about some bots in my okd system
Aeryn Hanaya > 1 with 17 acc mining ice all day and night and 1 with 13 mining all the asteroid belts
Aaaarrgg > Relentless Excavation are they members of this corp
Aeryn Hanaya > nop they are inactive
Aaaarrgg > so not really relentless, more zzzzzz
Next, Aeryn pulled out a common carebear tactic: She attempted to deflect attention toward some other Code violators.
Aeryn Hanaya > nop
Aeryn Hanaya > they stoped playing 1 year ago or so
Aeryn Hanaya > as my previous corp :(
Aaaarrgg > well mining does that to folk
Why, you might ask, do people report bots to CODE. instead of CCP? Because deep down, they know we're the ones who fight for the good of highsec.
Aeryn Hanaya > my previuos corp was all over pvp
Aeryn Hanaya > nothing else
AMARR DontCare > i wonder what they will do if all miners stop mining and no ships are build and no miners to gank. They will most likely turn on themselfs and kill each other till only pods are left and play pod bumper cars lol
Aaaarrgg > nope we will play eve and mine and fight over resources aas it was designed but not afk
Aeryn's CEO, AMARR DontCare, tried out another carebear canard: "Without miners, you'd have no ships!" Our Agents can shoot down that myth faster than an anti-tanked Bestower.
AMARR DontCare > i never play afk but that does not mean anything for you. so its irrelevant.
AMARR DontCare > you will just use bots to mine like you all are used 2
Aaaarrgg > we kill bots
AMARR DontCare > if you say so
AMARR DontCare > i have reported so many times of botters and yet you ignore it meaning you dont do what you say.
Aaaarrgg > why didnt you kill them then
It's fascinating to see how much the ordinary players rely on CODE. to deal with the botter problem these days. So much for CODE. being "bullies", "griefers", and "torturers".
AMARR DontCare > and ccp will never ban bots due to it producing funds for ccp
Aaaarrgg > Agents are otherwise engaged killing bots elsewhere
Lewak > larsulik you killed Aeryn Hanaya third time?
Aeryn Hanaya > yup
Lewak > Praise James!
As time went on, more Agents were drawn to--or returned to--the conversation. It was getting difficult to stay up-to-date on all of Aeryn's losses.
Aaaarrgg > oh damm didnt realise :)
Aeryn Hanaya > as i see you re a gang of ************ ppls :) nice
Aeryn Hanaya > you dont respect your CODE
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Lewak there were something like 3 battleships and a battlecruiser guarding him. Major Antiganking fail....
Disgusted by the obvious lack of reimbursement isk headed her way, Aeryn and her CEO left the channel in a huff.
Lothar Mandrake > This local chat message I received last week was so good, I slapped it in my Bio. LMAO! "- Oh no, why do you support CODE.? - Because no one else comes running when I find BOTS that need to die. Until you are willing to jump in a Catalyst and lose your security rating cleaning up High Sec, STFU!"
Nevertheless, it was clear that Aeryn and AMARR were aware of their guilt. If they wanted to help deal with the bot problem, they could start by clearing the bots and bot-aspirants out of their own corporation.

Aeryn chose to remove the mining permit from her bio rather than risk punishment for displaying an invalid permit. She claimed to be a happy miner. But as we all know, there is no long-term happiness in highsec without the Code.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Carebear Don't Care, Part 4

Previously, on MinerBumping... Despite owning a mining permit, Aeryn Hanaya of dontcare Corporation didn't care enough about the Code. Inevitably, her lack of concern led to numerous Code violations--and numerous ganks. In the space of about 90 minutes, she lost three exhumers in separate ganks.
Aeryn Hanaya > nice
Slutzilla > Kill: Aeryn Hanaya (Mackinaw) third time lucky.
Aeryn Hanaya > nice
Aeryn Hanaya > you just broke every CODE :) nice
Aeryn Hanaya > i like it
Like many miners, Aeryn tried to pretend that the ganks were rolling off of her like water off a duck's back.
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Aeryn Hanaya no we didnt!
Aeryn Hanaya > next time read before sigh ;)
Larsulrik Napsterbane > lol you sound like you havnt read it!
Aeryn Hanaya > actualy you broke several points
Aeryn Hanaya > and it will be reported
After the third gank, Aeryn broke. The solution for dealing with a stubborn miner is to keep on ganking them until their condition improves.
Larsulrik Napsterbane > such as?
Aeryn Hanaya > YOU want me to explayne ???? are you a member of the CODE or what ?
Larsulrik Napsterbane > um no I am not a member of CODE.
Aeryn Hanaya > as i see yes
Miners have always had difficulty dealing with Agents of the New Order who aren't in the mighty CODE. alliance; for some reason it bothers them. Then again, miners are triggered when they see members of CODE., too.
Larsulrik Napsterbane > and I say we broke nothing of the Code....
Aeryn Hanaya > yup
Aeryn Hanaya > ahhaha you did :)
Larsulrik Napsterbane > ahhaha we didnt! ;)
Aeryn Hanaya > odnt be just child
Aeryn Hanaya > read !!!!
With three dead exhumers and a blingy pod loss, Aeryn had been set back a billion and a half isk. That's a lot of lost time for someone whose EVE career consists of mining solo in highsec a couple hours a day.
Aeryn Hanaya >
Aeryn Hanaya > this is it
Larsulrik Napsterbane > I know the Code
Karma Bad > as a friendly diplomat, ill step in, so whats the problem tonight?
Aeryn Hanaya > and next time try to learn something
The miner insisted that the gankers had violated the Code. She was wrong, of course. But on the bright side, she was making her case to the MinerBumping channel, so at least she was guaranteed a fair-minded audience.
Aeryn Hanaya > i stoped using augmented
Aeryn Hanaya > i stoped using hulk
Larsulrik Napsterbane > didnt start using tank
Aeryn Hanaya > ?
Aeryn Hanaya > my last ship got tank
Aeryn Hanaya > how much tank do you expect from a miner ship
Aeryn Hanaya > like a titan tank ?
Aeryn confessed that her two previous exhumers might have been a bit on the bot-aspirant side. Her fully tanked Mackinaw was in perfect compliance, though.

...Or maybe not.
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Adaptive Invulnerability Field I
Larsulrik Napsterbane > you call that tank?
Aeryn Hanaya > you that was my spare ship form years ago
Larsulrik Napsterbane > even years ago that was not a real tank.
Aeryn Hanaya > ahahahahaha
"It wasn't tanked, but it was an old ship." That's a new excuse! Sorry, but the Code does not have a "grandfather clause".
Aeryn Hanaya > lets think
Aeryn Hanaya > you dont need me to use augmented because of poor playetrs .. the complayn about im using tech 1
Aeryn Hanaya > nice
Aeryn Hanaya > read !!!!!
Aeryn Hanaya > u stupid child
The Code does, however, require miners to be respectful to our Agents.
Aeryn Hanaya > i dont care loosing a shiip or 10
Larsulrik Napsterbane > it sounds like you care....
Aeryn Hanaya > im goting upset because stupid ppl like you got accept in big corpos and stuff
Larsulrik Napsterbane > big corpos?
SWAGGZENEGGER > lmao this convo still going
As a member of dontcare Corporation, Aeryn had indeed been complacent about important things like the Code. Alas, the ganks revealed that she only truly cared about isk. Aeryn cared more about money than the Code. What the heck?!
Aeryn Hanaya > organisations :)
Aeryn Hanaya > there shoud be IQ test
Aeryn Hanaya > and you will fail it with -340 IQ
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Lars Asteroid Police is not a big corpo.....
Aeryn Hanaya > CODE is !!!
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Aeryn Hanaya I never applied to CODE.
Moreover, Aeryn was jealous of those who have been accepted into CODE. At least that part was understandable.
Aeryn Hanaya > "For James 315 and the New Order! It was an honor to be a ganking Concord Martyr in the struggle against Bot Aspirancy!"
Aeryn Hanaya > what os this ?
Aeryn Hanaya > then
Larsulrik Napsterbane > my bio. there was no application involved.
Aeryn Hanaya > remove it !!! at ones
Despite all of her fuming and pouting in the MinerBumping channel, Aeryn's hoped-for reimbursement isk seemed to be drifting ever further from her grasp. Could anyone come up with a diplomatic solution that would satisfy all parties?

To be continued...

Monday, February 18, 2019

Carebear Don't Care, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... AMARR DontCare went to the MinerBumping channel to demand an explanation for why Aeryn Hanaya lost her Hulk to a group of New Order Agents. Even as our Agents were explaining Aeryn's Code violations, the miner lost a second Hulk. Then she, too, joined the channel.
AMARR DontCare > at least its only a bit of isk lost. making it up in the next hour or so
Slutzilla > ships already been replaced.... i know.
Aeryn Hanaya > ofc it is i need to have fun with it
SWAGGZENEGGER > its not Sylvite mining season
Aeryn Hanaya > i mine watever i find
Aeryn Hanaya > i like veldspare
Though Aeryn started off ranting about Agents "violating their own Code", the miner was easily distracted.
Aeryn Hanaya > Lewak placed 315,315 ISK in bounty on your head.
Aeryn Hanaya > dont you have more isk ?
AMARR DontCare > lol omfg thats lame
SWAGGZENEGGER > thats not a bounty lady, thats a symbol
Lewak > its the Mark of James
It soon became clear that there were good reasons why Aeryn managed to lose two Hulks in the course of one day: She and her CEO knew nothing of our Order.
Aeryn Hanaya > ahahhahahahaa
Aeryn Hanaya > check my decorations .. thats is a symbol ^^
Lewak > for your code violating behaviour as well as disrespecting Mark of James your permits has been revoked and price for new permits increased to 30m isk, carebears.
Aeryn Hanaya > yup come to my spot to collect your 30 mil :)
Lewak > some agents already did, twice
As CEO of the dontcare Corporation, it was AMARR DontCare's duty to keep Aeryn in line. He showed little interest. And the full depth of his criminal nature was about to come to light.

At that very moment, yet another member of dontcare Corporation was ganked by a trio of Catalysts. Before dying to CONCORD, all three Catalysts recorded something else:

On each Catalyst lossmail, a member of dontcare Corporation was seen attempting to thwart the gank--including AMARR himself. Since CONCORD jammed the Catalysts before they were destroyed--and because the Covetor target was killed--the interlopers had no effect. Yet they were still guilty of obstruction of justice.
Aeryn Hanaya > and find a job :) this 30 mil is nothing for me ... i can aways buyt ples
Aeryn Hanaya > plex
AMARR DontCare > lol
Lewak > do you wish to buy new permit AMARR DontCare ?
AMARR DontCare > nope
Failing to save his corpmate from justice, AMARR tried to play it cool.
AMARR DontCare > why
AMARR DontCare > lets make a sport of it
Lewak > i explained why
AMARR DontCare > yeah cause you cant read
AMARR DontCare > and cause i did nothing wrong
D34dly D34dly > Kill: MasterDreamer LeRoux (Covetor)
...Yet the evidence of guilt was impossible to ignore.
Larsulrik Napsterbane > AMARR DontCare you are not being very respectful....
Larsulrik Napsterbane > and flying augmented mining drones as well....
AMARR DontCare > Larsulrik Napsterbane dont have that either
Lewak > AMARR DontCare you corp members been very disrespectful towards agents of the new order
AMARR DontCare > and ?
AMARR DontCare > you know how miners get.
There was no denying it: Aeryn's double Hulk loss was no isolated incident. Something was rotten in dontcare Corporation.
Lewak > you are responsible for them
AMARR DontCare > really.
AMARR DontCare > how you figure that?
Lewak > good corp leader wont tolerate code violating behaviour
AMARR DontCare > good corp leaders dont work with shit
And, as they say, the fish rots from the head.

In Part 1, readers already perceived that this highsec mining corporation was a den of iniquity.
Aeryn Hanaya > if there are no miner you will fly only a pod
SWAGGZENEGGER > Aeryn Hanaya u can always get a rookie ship if u dock in a npc station tho
Aeryn Hanaya > Aeryn Hanaya gots aways the best ships .... she got isk not shits
Aeryn Hanaya > ok now say to me "happy birthday"or i will be upset !
SWAGGZENEGGER > we already wished u happy bday twice...
In spite of her losses, Aeryn showed not the least bit of remorse. Nor did she appear concerned for her corpmate's loss.
SWAGGZENEGGER > didnt u like the present?
AMARR DontCare > SWAGGZENEGGER there was no candles. come back and bring candles
SWAGGZENEGGER > the explosion are the candles
Aeryn was completely self-absorbed, just like every other bot-aspirant miner in highsec. I doubt it ever occurred to her to praise me--not even when she was losing her Hulks.

As Aeryn indulged in frivolous talk about her birthday, she lost a Mackinaw, her third exhumer loss in barely an hour and a half. Would her dead Mackinaw finally snap her back into reality?

To be continued...

Sunday, February 17, 2019

Kills of the Week

Bot-aspirants wail and gnash their teeth about paying 10 million isk. But it's a lot more expensive to violate the Code; it costs a lot of money to be a Goofus these days. Just take a look at these certified Gobloks from the week of February 10th @ 00:00 EVEtime through February 16th @ 23:59 EVEtime:

Why would anyone bring a jump freighter into Uedama? Dodge Sparkles probably had no idea where he was going; he simply fired up the ol' autopilot and went AFK. He never arrived at his destination. Unless, that is, he always meant to be ganked by Agents Jackson Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jason Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jessie Kusion, and Josiah Kusion.

Skylar Arkaral had nothing but contempt for the suicide gankers of highsec. She never could've imagined that she would become one herself. Yet Agent Bladewise somehow managed to persuade Skylar to get into an Orca-on-Orca fight, which ended up with Skylar CONCORDing her own ship.

That figures.

We don't often see Black Ops ships featured on Kills of the Week posts, but Rukus Stylez's sinfully decadent Sin drew the notice of the local Tornado squad. It was popped by the expertly aimed artillery of Agents Narl' Amhar, Votre Dieu, Astrid Tyrfing, and Rungerd.

It seems that our bot-aspirant adversaries are running out of ways to disguise their haulers. Mite Ordinary was afraid to use a freighter or even a Deep Space Transport, so he tried out a cargo-expanded combat cruiser. He failed. Agent Votre Dieu ganked Mite's Thorax, which had fewer hitpoints than the average Retriever. Given this carebear's foolishness, I almost expected the ship to be carrying Skill Injectors or PLEX, but no--it was a bunch of random garbage.

Littoral Combat Ship autopiloted into Uedama and suffered Death by Kusion. When will these people learn? Agents Joel Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jake Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Josiah Kusion, and Jason Kusion annihilated yet another freighter and liberated its cargo:

Someone really wanted their cap boosted, eh?

Bren'al Reming of the ironically named Catalyst LLC corporation got podded by a Catalyst flown by Agent Josiah Kusion, after the other Kusions destroyed Bren'al's 2.6 billion isk freighter. The mighty CODE. alliance uses quite a variety of ships these days, but we'll always be EVE's foremost experts when it comes to the Catalyst.

"I don't want to pay 10 million isk," says the rebellious carebear. Lose a few billion, then.

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #177

There's nothing scarier than an EVE player who's left the game. Time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!

After losing his Venture, Kabajachi sent our Agent a message in Russian. Here's the Google translation:
a message to the fag
From: Kabajachi
Sent: 2019.02.04 10:02
To: Falllon,

Feel better? treat your ragged ass, and then angry, you throw at people
Some people say Ventures shouldn't be ganked. However:

...They may not read the Code every day, but these guys know they're guilty.

Who needs critters when you've got the Code on your side?

Every so often, I receive a surrender offer from one of the many corps and alliances that get wardecced by the mighty CODE. alliance. After speaking with the Agent responsible for this particular wardec, I was authorized to take the carebear's money--if he had any.

...Never trust a carebear, especially when it comes to isk.

Highsec miners whine, "If you want PvP, got to lowsec." Agent Magalaus Shardani nicely turned it around on some lowseccers who didn't belong in highsec. I won't comment on Fixy FixIT's response, but it was dumb.

If Michael Grims had a tanked Skiff or Procurer, why wasn't he using it?

...Oh, he was saving his tanked ships for a special occasion.

Diplomacy is important to CODE. That's why we only use tech II diplomats.

You can tell a conflict has been satisfactorily resolved when a mining ship explodes.

That's a question I don't normally get asked. Everyone knows my name. The bad people tremble at it.

A lot's changed in EVE in the last 10 years. And all the stuff that's changed for the better is because of us.

Friday, February 15, 2019

Over One Trillion Seven Hundred Thirty-Eight Billion in Shares Sold

The New Order of Highsec continues to be EVE's #1 organization when it comes to love, friendship, and generosity. And buying New Order shares for yourself and others is a fine expression of those things.

...And now for the big bucks. Agent ST0NER SMURF took advantage of the skill injector system to extract some SP and put it to work in the form of isk. ST0NER more than doubled his holdings with an order for 20,000 shares. This is a big deal for a number of reasons. The purchase sent us past the 1,718, 1,719, 1,720, 1,721, 1,722, 1,723, 1,724, 1,725, 1,726, 1,727, 1,728, 1,729, 1,730, 1,731, 1,732, 1,733, 1,734, 1,735, 1,736, and 1,737 billion isk marks.

The icing on the cake: A Vigintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Those are very powerful. (If you doubt, purchase 20,000 shares and see for yourself.)

From a business standpoint, ST0NER's purchase was a huge power play. He leapfrogged numerous distinguished shareholders and became the 9th biggest shareholder of all time.

Meanwhile, Benson en Efnyssen made an understated, dignified purchase of 250 shares. This was good timing, allowing us to pass 1,738 billion isk mark--and earning Benson a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.


Spoiler alert: The "plan" is that the Alliance Tournament has been cancelled. Evidently, hosting Alliance Tournaments was not one of CCP and Pearl Abyss's agreed-upon "business goals".

The significance of this should be obvious: The mighty CODE. alliance remains undefeated!

Of course, as the reigning AT champs, we get a lot of tomatoes thrown our way by lesser PvP'ers. "But James 315," they say. "Wasn't CODE. permabanned from the AT in 2014?" Although CCP Gargant did make such a declaration, we must remember that it was a mistake on his part--done in the heat of the moment--and in any event he left CCP in 2015. It's doubtful that anyone still working at CCP today would uphold such a clearly erroneous ban. If the AT was still a thing, that is.

Actually, CCP Falcon claims that the Alliance Tournament will come back--eventually. Kind of like how eventually someone will rise up and destroy CODE.?

Don't hold your breath! For now, highsec remains the one true arena of elite PvP.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Carebear Don't Care, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Scandal rocked the MinerBumping channel! Highsec mining corp CEO AMARR DontCare accused Agents from the PKing Since Pong alliance of unjustly terminating Aeryn Hanaya's Hulk. Incredibly, the miner in question did own a permit at the time. But said miner was also found guilty of multiple counts of violating the Code.
D34dly D34dly > hmmm. you sure you remember who should give the gf?
AMARR DontCare > both
AMARR DontCare > im not here to argue, i understand and thanks.
Larsulrik Napsterbane > "- Upon being suicide ganked, a miner should congratulate the ganker on his success. A "good fight" or "gf" in local is customary."
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Quoting the Code.... no mention of the miner being congratulated.
The mining corp CEO thought he knew the Code. And maybe he was familiar with some of its provisions. But the Agents of the New Order are scholars--their knowledge of the Code is on a completely different level.
Piz Caldera > AMARR DontCare [x] decadent implants [x] decadent drones [x] no greeting [x] no "gf" [x] no tank + fail fit [x] excessive use of mining crystals [x] probably afk or semi afk Your member is guilty!!
Lewak > yeah so many violatins
Lewak > you must educate your friends AMARR DontCare
Lewak > and teach them how to follow the code
AMARR DontCare > lol all good people all good i checked and i agree,
The ganked Hulk pilot had zero chance of getting her loss reimbursed. Faced with a mountain of evidence of Aeryn's guilt, her CEO... agreed?
Lewak > gallant improves his ship ehp while goofus puts on blingy modules" - James 315
Berger Luckmann > Guys, what's teh ehp range of an obelisk?
Berger Luckmann > from antitanked to bulkheads? I don;t have pyfa on this pc
AMARR DontCare > oh hows the competition coming along?
AMARR DontCare > for most horrible fit and most valuable kill and all that
With AMARR seemingly conceding every point and changing the subject, things began to return to normal in the MinerBumping channel. The crisis had passed. And maybe no one would have given the matter a second thought, except...

...Aeryn lost another Hulk.
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Kill: Aeryn Hanaya (Hulk) repeat offender? surely not!
Lewak > he just died again? lol
Larsulrik Napsterbane > yeah... went back to mine at the same bookmark....
Lewak > unbelievable
At the very moment that AMARR was supposed to be putting his house in order, his corp member suffered another mystifying loss to the same gankers. Would he apologize again, or would he make a heel turn?
AMARR DontCare > well he does not have permit again or implants so
Lewak > AMARR DontCare u have some teaching to do
AMARR DontCare > well they not affiliated with CODE so killing spree here we come
AMARR chose to defend the indefensible. Incredibly, he even wanted Aeryn to get credit for not having decadent implants this time--because they had already been destroyed during the first gank!
D34dly D34dly > AMARR DontCare I never gank any permit holder (except when they are obviously breaking the Code).
AMARR DontCare > D34dly D34dly lol all good i like 8D
Aeryn Hanaya > ok for what did i was guilty the second time ?
Without warning, the controversy escalated further. Aeryn herself joined the MinerBumping channel and demanded an explanation for her latest death.
Lewak > everything the first time
Larsulrik Napsterbane > plus not having a valid permit.....
Aeryn Hanaya > afk ? augmented dromes ?
Aeryn Hanaya > nice and why di you not type anything in lockal as you need to ( from CODE)
In the eyes of the Agents, Aeryn was obviously guilty (again). The miner couldn't cover up her own crimes--so she accused our Agents of violating the Code, too.
Lewak > we dont need to
Larsulrik Napsterbane > Aeryn Hanaya no agent needs to type in local.
Aeryn Hanaya > everyne so far dose it :)
Larsulrik Napsterbane >
Larsulrik Napsterbane > James explains it here.
Alas, it seemed that everyone in dontcare Corporation misread the Code in exactly the same way. They all saw the Phantom Provision.
SWAGGZENEGGER > lady did u know how fast u where mining?
Aeryn Hanaya > SWAGGZENEGGER ofc i know
Aeryn Hanaya > im trying to mine as fast as i can because i got only 3 to 4 hours a day to play if im lucky
Lewak > you should not mine for 4 hours
Lewak > you just confessed to another crime of "excessive mining"
Miners, this is why you hire a space lawyer to represent you.
Aeryn Hanaya > what shoud i doo thenm ?
Lewak > dunno maybe enforce the code?
Lewak > lots of fun to be had in 4 hours of enforcing it
Aeryn Hanaya > you are beeng stupid right now
Aeryn Hanaya > i like mining its make me calm
Despite having lost all of her mining equipment, Aeryn was able to dig herself into a deeper hole.
SWAGGZENEGGER > are uy saying the code is stupid?
Lewak > miner, calm down
Aeryn Hanaya > and im on drugs to calm mysef
Lewak > enforcing the code can also be very calm and relaxing
Lewak > find some rets or vents in nice calm system
For whatever reason, Aeryn believed that EVE was all about mining. Our Agents knew better: EVE is all about the Code.
Aeryn Hanaya > nice :) next time try to understand the CODE ... its nice but you dont understand it
Aeryn Hanaya > o7
Lewak > lol
Aeryn Hanaya > yup
Aeryn Hanaya > "lol"as you like :)
Though she owned a mining permit, Aeryn was behaving like a Goofus in front of the entire MinerBumping channel. Yet she was convinced that everyone else was a Code violator. What was the source of this madness?

To be continued...