It's a scary time to be a carebear without a permit. The Agents of the New Order have been absolutely demolishing the bot-aspirants all throughout highsec--apparently with no end in sight. Indeed, the possibility of carebears organizing an effective resistance movement seems ever more remote with each passing week. Like this week, from January 27th @ 00:00 EVEtime through February 2nd @ 23:59 EVEtime.
Caecilia Castinus must have grown bored of owning a jump freighter. Strange as it may seem, it would at least explain why she autopiloted an Ark into Uedama when there were dozens of gankers present in the system. Caecilia's boredom was diminished when her ship was taken by Agents Helen Mary Leese, Jimmy Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Little Missy Naughty, Little Miss Bossy, Little Miss Scary, Little Miss Stubborn, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jason Kusion, Aiko Danuja, Alleil Pollard, and Caution AsianDrivers Ahead.
Some good advice if you want to own a structure in highsec: Buy a permit! V-irginija Corporation failed to get permission to anchor its 8.8 billion isk citadel. Despite a friendly warning in the form of a wardec, the corp failed to get a permit. Agents commercial time, comet chaser, Eve Undergr0und, arkon trader, Aaaarrgg, Aaaarrggs Scout Alt, Mr Vrix, Sorgia, zykerx, and Pod-Goo RepoWoman had no choice but to remove the structure themselves.
Mo Iskies had fewer iskies after he blew 6.5 billion isk on a Paladin. It had guns, it had tank--but it didn't have a pilot. Agents Nam Plau, Alarik Maleus, JIuc Dark, Xenobia, Votre Dieu, Narl' Amhar, lEclipse, Viktoria19 Lowa05, Stryker Bastanold, Rungerd, Immaculate, Na-Pol- Fedora, Astrid Tyrfing, and Sumail Serine were kind enough to treat the neglected ship to a round of PvP. They won.
Iysh Syndoulos found himself target practice for the mighty CODE. alliance when his dreadnought came under fire in nullsec. Agents lady labia, Casper24, Intigo, Soldier Forrester, Jeronyx, WaTeR Ubersnol, Blaran Falsnar, Kadesh Priestess, Tiamat Key, and Ygritte Alabel proved to Iysh that the only true revelation in EVE is the Code itself.
If you want to be ganked, a good way to attract the attention of Catalyst pilots is to equip some ORE Strip Miners. Alpha1 operation 42 learned this the hard way when he drew the notice of Agents Zor Q, Hillbilly-2000, Overmind Niminen, Falllon, Lewak, Minx Mattel, SWAGGZENEGGER, and Kaal Aan. ORE no more.
Someone told Renaldo Sars that our Agents don't bother checking for unlicensed miners in the Tash-Murkon region. They lied. Bot-aspirant miners are constantly on the run from the law, so our Agents are quite accustomed to patrolling all regions of highsec. After Renaldo lost his Hulk late last week, Agent Super Perforator snatched his pod.
Michi loses another one.
Well done team, another great week!ReplyDelete
Yeah Kenny. Good week.Delete
Kenny likes his rock suckers.
Praise James! \o/ReplyDelete
Poor Kenny joined a cultDelete
Watched Kenny video. Rust is gay.ReplyDelete
Awww Kenny, I knew you were scared.Delete
It's okay Kenny, you dont need to play with the elite.
Rust has naked men (boys?) poking each other with their spears. It is literally the gayest thing I've ever seen.Delete
What a horrible game. Eve is far better. Too bad you weren't. You should stick to Rust.
There is nothing wrong with being gay.Delete
Homoerotic video games are just not everyones thing.
Awww Kenny is a homophobe and a care bear.Delete
Stick with your rock hounds Kenny.
Looks like someone is afraid of actual PvP because it forces you to start with nothing.Delete
That's the mark of a true care bear.
It's ok, not everyone can be true PvP elite.
In before CHODEanon spergs-out.ReplyDelete
He's in awe of the kills of the week. Even he knows better than to try and pipe up.Delete
If i was a betting person, i reckon he is on the cusp of a kalynn shardani.Delete
Only good thing is it probably has not bred.
Calm down Kenny lover. Kenny is easy!Delete
You say funny things Kenny.Delete
Zopiclone, when are you going back on the meds to calm down?Delete
Does you friend need the pills Kenny
Care bears always needs pills Kenny
But where oh where is Kenny?ReplyDelete
wow just wow. ANOTHER week of failure from antiganking. damn they are failing BIG league!ReplyDelete
You don't like your friends very much KennyDelete
It deeply saddens me that so many players just will not learn. Despite the heroic efforts of CODE some people still continue to afk, auto pilot, and aspire to bottery. When will they learn?ReplyDelete
On the other hand we legit players can sleep soundly at night knowing that the agents of CODE. will tirelessly continue their vigilance, bringing enlightenment to this woefully uneducated galaxy.
You say funny things KennyDelete
Too bad AG was afk the whole week, againReplyDelete
Yeah, too bad KennyDelete
Your friends aren't very fun Kenny
Meh seems made upReplyDelete