Friday, February 15, 2019

Over One Trillion Seven Hundred Thirty-Eight Billion in Shares Sold

The New Order of Highsec continues to be EVE's #1 organization when it comes to love, friendship, and generosity. And buying New Order shares for yourself and others is a fine expression of those things.

...And now for the big bucks. Agent ST0NER SMURF took advantage of the skill injector system to extract some SP and put it to work in the form of isk. ST0NER more than doubled his holdings with an order for 20,000 shares. This is a big deal for a number of reasons. The purchase sent us past the 1,718, 1,719, 1,720, 1,721, 1,722, 1,723, 1,724, 1,725, 1,726, 1,727, 1,728, 1,729, 1,730, 1,731, 1,732, 1,733, 1,734, 1,735, 1,736, and 1,737 billion isk marks.

The icing on the cake: A Vigintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Those are very powerful. (If you doubt, purchase 20,000 shares and see for yourself.)

From a business standpoint, ST0NER's purchase was a huge power play. He leapfrogged numerous distinguished shareholders and became the 9th biggest shareholder of all time.

Meanwhile, Benson en Efnyssen made an understated, dignified purchase of 250 shares. This was good timing, allowing us to pass 1,738 billion isk mark--and earning Benson a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.


Spoiler alert: The "plan" is that the Alliance Tournament has been cancelled. Evidently, hosting Alliance Tournaments was not one of CCP and Pearl Abyss's agreed-upon "business goals".

The significance of this should be obvious: The mighty CODE. alliance remains undefeated!

Of course, as the reigning AT champs, we get a lot of tomatoes thrown our way by lesser PvP'ers. "But James 315," they say. "Wasn't CODE. permabanned from the AT in 2014?" Although CCP Gargant did make such a declaration, we must remember that it was a mistake on his part--done in the heat of the moment--and in any event he left CCP in 2015. It's doubtful that anyone still working at CCP today would uphold such a clearly erroneous ban. If the AT was still a thing, that is.

Actually, CCP Falcon claims that the Alliance Tournament will come back--eventually. Kind of like how eventually someone will rise up and destroy CODE.?

Don't hold your breath! For now, highsec remains the one true arena of elite PvP.


  1. New Order agents are the nicest players in Eve. Hands down. Agent Aiko especially.

    Where else in Eve will you find people willing to lay down their lives and risk everything to save the wretched and pathetic high sec sec miner?

    Praise James! May He reign 1000 years!

    1. i miss the princess aiko already :(

    2. Come back Ovie. Eve is a multiplayer game, best played with your friends. CCP designed it that way. :)

      Plus we have Orcas to kill! XD

  2. So Jamey's chode. slaves continue to give him ISK under the pretense he uses it for some nefarious purpose. Where is the accounting of what has been paid out by Jamey in his continually failing campaign to subjugate hi security space?

    1. Calm down. It is very easy to test if James 315 is legit.

      Step 1: Change your bio to "I support Code"

      Step 2: Fit a gank catalyst and then gank a miner in high sec.

      Step 3: After you get concorded send James 315 your lossmail.

      You'll get reimbursed. He is a river to his people!

      You don't even have to be in the CODE. alliance!

      Try it! Learn the truth for yourself instead of being salty and repeating what everyone in the ag channel tells you.

  3. Jamey better be using all that isk for some nefarious purpose! I've been donating since Currin Trading and he always assured me that he has a sinister goal. I'm gonna be pissed if I find out this is all just a big volunteer charity to help miners learn to enjoy the game instead of wasting their time mining in high-sec.

    1. Ha ha ha Chodeanon pretending to be a "former agent"

      Never gets old.

      Stop pretending and get involved carebear.

  4. Congratulations ST0NER SMURF!

  5. I can hear the mouseclicks on reddit like hail on a colourbond roof.

    CODE still undefeated AT champions.

    It is so funny that over 90% of people who state CODE is irrelevant still have to google who actually won that year.

    Now that is some A grade fact.

  6. Our Critter, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done...

    Naw, I rather praise James. His presence is definitely the most wonderful thing that could have happened to EvE.


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