There's only one guaranteed way you can have peace--and you can have it in the next second: the Code. Until then, how about another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag?
Per Google Translate:
"Greetings to you leader of the stupid and arrogant goblins.Apparently "goblin" is Russian for "Agent".
Your chain dogs destroyed my ship without explanation. Victory: Evangelion Arhangel (Retriever *).
in our area, where it was not visible, nor any designations that it is your territory, and there was not any reference to your law. For this, I demand to pay me damages in the amount of 30 million."
Miners often claim to be unarmed, but in virtually every case, they carry weapons. Then again...
...Maybe "unarmed" miners are miners who have no arms?
Be wary of miners who make offers like this. Read on:
A useful tool? Sounds like he's half right.
Another protip while we're at it: Never trust a guy named Codeisajoke.
Every Goofus thinks the Code is a joke--until they get ganked. Then their laughter turns to racist slurs and death threats. Silly miners.
This guy isn't the only miner we've caught sleeping in the asteroid belts--though his pod was more expensive than most. Maybe mining really is that relaxing.
Mickeal Outamon thinks we should send the miners a warning about the Code. If he cares so much, why doesn't he warn all of the newbies about the Code?
Tsk. Miners love to tell lies. And miners lie about mining most of all. Wouldn't it be nice to meet someone in highsec who didn't lie...
...Yes, that's better.
Is it just my imagination, or is this whole Code thing catching on?