This week, we'll celebrate the legacy of awoxing by enjoying some never-before-seen reports about the courageous heroes who go forth into the darkness of rebel highsec industrial corps.
Agents of the New Order infiltrated Knightrage Industries, home of rebel Orca pilot Adam 187. Just as our Agents were trying to join his corp, another Agent started bump-tackling the Orca in an entirely separate gank operation. Highsec has become so thick with Agents that they can't help bumping into each other!
By chance or by fate, the bumper Agent's activities facilitated the awoxers. Adam knew he needed help to escape the gankers, so he eagerly admitted the awoxers into his corp and told them his location.
As the awoxers arrived, they noticed another member of Knightrage Industries trying to pry the Orca free from the bumper's clutches. It was then that Thomas Duncan and Kurisa Ongrard revealed themselves to be awoxers. They eliminated their fellow corp member and opened fire upon the hapless Orca.
Adam 1872 > what a dickAdam was enraged. Instead of helping him escape, his corp's new members were shooting at him. He logged off his Orca pilot and used his alt, Adam 1872, to converse with his new corp members. He threaten to file a petition.
Adam 1872 > u really are a tool u awoxing peice of crap lol
Adam 1872 > u make me laugh
Kurisa Ongrard > I still have no idea whats going on
Adam 1872 > ok so im gona send that to ccp
Adam 1872 > thx
Kurisa Ongrard > dont petition me :3Agent Kurisa was still undercover as a doe-eyed newbie. But Adam wasn't fooled. Now that Kurisa was shooting him, Adam immediately deduced that Kurisa was trying to kill him.
Adam 1872 > all 3 of u aree getting petitioned
Kurisa Ongrard > i didnt do anything
Kurisa Ongrard > whats going on
Adam 1872 > u were there u had a piont on me
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > obviously theree is soem reason why this happened guysAs long as the Orca remained alive, the awoxers maintained their cover. The Orca was taking damage, but wasn't dying yet.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > maybe i didn't evaluate the situation
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > correctly to begin with
Adam 1872 > maybe ur a cunty
Adam 1872 > cunt!
Adam 1872 > u ever think about that?
Adam 1872 > i think u should
Adam 1872 > u are an unskilled peice of crapThe reason the Orca continued to live is that some local Anti-Gankers had been monitoring the ganking operation led by the bumper. When the awox went down, the Anti-Gankers used logi ships to remote repair the Orca--which, since it was tackled, remained in space despite Adam 187 logging off. Now the awoxers had to tell Adam an increasingly implausible story to explain why they were still shooting his Orca.
Adam 1872 > on the bottom of my shoe
Adam 1872 > im gona scrap u off on the gutter
Kurisa Ongrard > i think theres a huge misunderstanding here
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > please calm down friend I think this is just a misunderstanding
Adam 1872 > no there is no misunderstanding
Adam 1872 > u are a fuck wit
Adam 1872 > whats hard to understand about that?
Adam 1872 > its pretty strait forward really
Adam 1872 > u prob tried 0.0 got ur ass handed to u buy real pvps and had to come up with a skeamAgent TheInternet told Adam that the awox was simply retaliation for something that had gone down during an Orca race that Adam organized.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > you started shooting my orca when we were doing the orca race you suggested
Kurisa Ongrard > i am new to this game
Adam 1872 > to make urself feel tough but really u just lowered urself to the lowest form of eve pvp ever
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I brought my orca out
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > for the race
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > and then you started shooting it
Kurisa Ongrard > TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet told me you tried to kill his orca after saying you would race himAdam wasn't buying it. He didn't even remember the alleged Orca race. This was a case of awoxing, plain and simple. Our Agents were now in serious danger of having their cover identities exposed.
Adam 1872 > mate no 1 is listeneing anymore
Adam 1872 > go eat a dick
Adam 1872 > race who?
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > why are you being so abusive to your felow capsuleers?
Adam 1872 > u are a bigger retard than him
Adam 1872 > racing an orca
Adam 1872 > listen to the verbal diarea coming out of that hole in ur face u call a mouth
Adam 1872 > ur patheticAs time went on and the Anti-Gankers kept the Orca repped up, Adam became increasingly confident that his Orca would be saved.
Adam 1872 > u cant even awox properly
Adam 1872 > ahahahahAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Adam 1872 > ur JUST A DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adam 1872 > EPIC FAIL
Adam 1872 > x10
Adam 1872 > AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHThe situation became critical. Adam was convinced that he would escape justice. Would the heroic band of awoxers fail to kill the Orca? Would the Anti-Gankers score their first victory--and would the New Order suffer its first ever defeat?
Adam 1872 > its a mining corp full of alts LMAO
Adam 1872 > and we all have another corp
Adam 1872 > ur the dick jokes on u assholes lmao
Adam 1872 > i told u
Adam 1872 > iam from FW
Adam 1872 > ahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaahaha
Kurisa Ongrard > im having second thoughts about joining this corp now
To be continued...