Sunday, January 29, 2017

Kills of the Week

"CODE. is dead!" cries the carebear, "Someone said so in Anti-Ganking!"

As you might imagine, any week when zKillboard declares The Conference Elite to be the #1 corporation in the entire game... Well, that's a bad week for non-compliant carebears. It also must be said that during the week of January 22nd @ 00:00 EVEtime through January 28th @ 23:59 EVEtime... was a dangerous thing to be a non-compliant freighter pilot.

Let's begin with a bang. Inseno's 29 billion isk jump freighter went BANG! when it was attacked by Agents Fabulous Andy, Ricki Lake Show, BAE B PEW, The O'Reilly Factor, Hermann Fizzleblade, Unfit ForDoody, Morrigan Laima, BoneyTooth Thompkins ISK-Chip, Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Lawrence Lawton, Justin Kusion, Jack Fizzleblade, Jayden Kusion, Elite Highsec PvP, Eugenie Brazier, Joel Kusion, Franz Fizzleblade, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Wylde Ranger, Turkey Baster, Joshua Kusion, Lich Terminus, BAE B BLUE, Zoe Worclaw, Knackered Old Goat, Jackson Kusion, Archibald Fizzleblade, Joseph Kusion, Gottfried Fizzleblade, Hagen Fizzleblade, Dano Luvoe, Lilly Kusoni, Karl Friedrich Fizzleblade, Mitch Tortuga, and Etriza.

Yes, the jump freighter had plenty of jump fuel, but Iseno chose not to escape. The Loot Fairy withheld her blessing, but the blessing of the Code was definitely upon highsec in that moment. And as any ganker will tell you, that's far more valuable.

Protip: If you have an "ORE" module on your ship, you're doing it wrong. Inevitable Alabel used three illegal ORE Expanded Cargoholds on her ship, and she lost 22.8 billion isk in the process. Letters of congratulation may be sent to Agents Liz Cadelanne, Darnoth, Norrec Lafisques, Archibald Fizzleblade, Jack Fizzleblade, Flamboyant Surprise, Franz Fizzleblade, Skiff Poddington, Schizz Popinov, Selina Love, Hulk Poddington, Psy Nose Up, Hermann Fizzleblade, Knackered Old Goat, Git Guud Nurd, Ricki Lake Show, Fabulous Andy, Unfit ForDoody, Dragalis Miraxim, Unwarranted Assumption, Mack Poddington, Yvain Bluewater, Jayson Kusion, Logical Fallacy, The O'Reilly Factor, Heisenberg Hemah, Jake Kusion, Miner Compliance Officer, Mr Cellophane, Gottfried Fizzleblade, James Poddington, Hayley, big brutor three, Karl Friedrich Fizzleblade, Lawrence Lawton, Prixm Wind, Logical Fatality, Nin Rin, Jayden Kusion, Hagen Fizzleblade, Joel Kusion, Turkey Baster, Justin Kusion, Masrok VII, Johnathan Kusion, Joseph Kusion, big brutor four, Sorrento 655321, Jeremiah Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Basic Black Bitch, Joshua Kusion, Sorg-frae, and Dross Kusoni.

Sakhr Al-Djinni knew better than to anti-tank his freighter. In fact, he bulkheaded up. The result was simply that more gankers got in on the kill: Agents Darnoth, BoneyTooth Thompkins ISK-Chip, Fabulous Andy, Logical Fallacy, Yvain Bluewater, The O'Reilly Factor, Hulk Poddington, Randy McSoggybotto, Jake Kusion, Flamboyant Surprise, Lawrence Lawton, James Poddington, Mack Poddington, Jayson Kusion, Miner Compliance Officer, Prixm Wind, Nin Rin, Justin Kusion, Mr Cellophane, ZAKURELL0 LINDA, eC Cade, Pure Whyte, Shazna Solta, Dragalis Miraxim, Johanthan Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Another ShadeOf Whyte, Heisenberg Hemah, Dewzer Eyre, Ricki Lake Show, Skiff Poddington, Hayley, Logical Fatality, Unwarranted Assumption, Zoe Worclaw, big brutor three, big brutor four, Selina Love, Psy Nose Up, Kill-Chan, Basic Black Bitch, and HSM Captain.

Our Agents take very seriously the Code's prohibition against autopiloting shuttles, even shuttles being carried by other autopiloting vessels. And if our Agents must confiscate 18 billion isk worth of loot in the process, they'll shoulder that burden, too.

Our Agents are elite PvP'ers. They're capable of executing double Hulk kills, triple Hulk kills--even quadruple Hulk kills. Poisen Evey gave our heroes a very special opportunity: She had 20 Hulks in her freighter. The result was a memorable gank for Agents Lawrence Lawton, Bint Bint, Mack Poddington, Ruby Dubes, Ralliana, Skiff Poddington, Hulk Poddington, Sheenah Ash-carrier, Hayley, James Poddington, Vudu Mama Juju, Logical Fallacy, Yvain Bluewater, Archibald Fizzleblade, Logical Fatality, Miner Compliance Officer, Kieren Avent, Yasahi konma, Nin Rin, Valelianjais, Prixm Wind, Unwarranted Assumption, Luna Nightblood, and big brutor four.

An amazing postscript to this gank: After the gank fleet reduced the freighter to 10% structure, apparently necessitating a follow-up attempt, Agents Ralliana and Luna Nightblood appeared out of nowhere in Tornadoes and finished off the target. The CODE always wins!

The rebels and skeptics will find any reason not to take joy in an obviously joyful time. They'll gripe and they'll grouse and they'll snarl, "Why all the freighter kills? Aren't you lot supposed to kill miners?" Perhaps they'll be happy to hear about the destruction of Connie Crow's blingy Skiff with ORE Ice Harvesters. It even had a "Syndicate Damage Control". No permit, though. Agents Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Turkey Baster, Joseph Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, and Joshua Kusion shocked miners everywhere by entering an ice anomaly to gank a miner. Non-compliant Skiffs, beware!

margie d vito either didn't pay attention to the tens of thousands of pods ganked over the last few years, or she just didn't care. She got her pod to the Niarja gate, but no further. Agent ST0NER SMURF was on patrol.

Her snaked-up pod's speed tank wasn't enough to dodge our Agent's bullets. There's no outrunning the Code.


  1. A bumper bundle of Code/CODE. delight!

    But where oh where were AG?

    I know; shut up! <3

  2. A dead freighter is a best freighter.

  3. Its sad the way gankers say they help the game but CCP added alpha clones trying to not go bankrupt. LOL!

    High Security Space should be for new players and those not wanting to be bullied. It is so sad that new players are being told how to play the game when eve is supposed to be a sand box! CCP needs to see how wrong it is to let gankers just destroy anything they please. Who do gankers hink they are?!? They think they can do what they want because CCP wont stop internet bullying in eve.

    Its cute when idiots try to hard to troll me. TNT alts are afraid to post on evewho under their real names, but I know who they are, I have IPs and in gane contacts that prove who they are. LOL! They need to learn how to use the interwebs! :D

    Anyone that wants all the names of the TNT ganker alts just contact me in game. I can also give you info on my stream and the over 100 man resistance group we have growing in Jita.

    These are not tears you TNT idiot gankers. You try hard to make me look mad but you are all just a bunch of sad nolifes working for a stupid girl. LOL! You idiots need to spend some time on getting a education so you wont look so stupid! :D try harder fail gankers!LOL!

    Lol you idiots dont know anything about me! I dont have to prove myself to anyone, I dont bow to anyone in game or out. All you punks are scared to post on evewho under your real name, lol and you should be. You dont want me finding out anything about you, idiot! Lol

    Still mining every day and no gankers in sight! Lol! Keep running TNT/CODE/GOONS. Your IPs and corp history is all I need to find all your alts. You make it to easy but I guess people with low education cant do much to stop me lol!

    Losers :)

    1. I have no idea what you are talking about, and I suspect, neither do you.

      Perhaps you would like to buy a mining permit, instead? I could make you a special decorative border.

    2. Can't tell if real codex biovector or fake veers belvar. But check out that wall of text that I didn't read XD!
      Maybe try posting it on the hisec militia blog that no one reads?

    3. I dunno, they both seem to like the "wall-O-tears" approach to crying about not being mad.

      Writing seems similar anyway.

      And holy crap that eve who page of his! I don't where to begin. I'm confused and I just can't tell what's going on.

      I hope he dont get my IP! ;)

    4. I invented a new word to describe outpourings of grief such as that of BV: Bragrant. It's a bragrant.

      I did read the first couple of lines, then extreme tiredness overcame me. He doesn't really get it, does he?

    5. Rob, its alright that your simple minded. The fact a "senior citizen" cant tell the difference between one person to another is rather concerning due to your old age. But its ok with your struggle.

    6. Ha! Anon 1235; Who are you? Have we met? I hope so!

      It's true, I get confused; but rarely about the English language.

      Which is why it's 'it's', then 'you're', then 'senior citizen', then 'can't', then 'and' (not 'to'), then 'of some concern' rather than 'rather concerning', then 'it's' again, then 'to' rather than 'with your'.

      So....a basic edit, before tidying and balancing, might read:

      Rob, it's alright that you're simple-minded. The fact that a 'senior citizen' can't tell the difference between one person and another is of concern, considering your advanced age. But it's ok to struggle.

  4. This week was phenomenal. Great job everybody except anti-ganking!

    Goonswarm Federation has also announced Burn Jita is happening in the month of February. Their goal is over 600 billion in destruction over the course of three days. That's about US$10,000 worth of illegal property.

  5. Wow antigankers failing non-stop daily continuously ALL the time!!!!!1

    1. It's too bad i'm not in the game anymore. Looks like you guys are doing just fine without me!!!!!!1

    2. Really wish I was playing EVE right now... :(

  6. Codex biovector , still trying to be relevant. Stay mad and don't punch the ceiling of the citadel too hard.

  7. I'm Finding it interesting that you guys are using my name for fake post. Why are you guys using my name "codex biovector"?
    I'm just curious why you guys are going to great lengths to using my name?

    1. Can't tell if real anon or fake anon

    2. All anons are fake, Nitetime. Follow that rule and you can't go wrong!

    3. Just think how the boards would look, if it added the kills solo players or corps do, that follow the code.

    4. Its interesting on how you put it. But loop hole to your theory. If anyone can make account using someone elses name, Are you actually a anon? Since theres no way to confirm yourself. So In the case of "Codex Biovector" you guys are using his name for what exactly?

  8. But where oh where is Ming?

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