Friday, January 6, 2017
Over One Trillion One Hundred Five Billion in Shares Sold
Like Baby New Year, the purchase of even a single share of New Order stock is a precious gift. It means highsec is moving in the right direction--even if by a baby step.
Witness the unmatched generosity of the New Order: An Agent purchasing shares for another Agent, in celebration of that Agent's achievement.
Agent Aaaarrgg now has over 9,000 podkills to his name. Think about that for a moment. How much love does someone need in his heart to pod over 9,000 people? A lot would be my guess.
And now, ladies and gentlemen... Bing.
Bing Bangboom's purchase of 2,000 more shares of New Order stock sent us over the 1 trillion 103 billion and 1 trillion 104 billion isk marks and earned him a Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.
What you won't find in that essay is any mention of the fact that Bing's purchase enabled him to slide into the sixth overall shareholder position. You gotta watch these New Order shareholders. They're unbelievable businessmen; they're killers.
Viirilithizu Ward also rang in 2017 with a purchase of New Order stock. Her purchase of 550 additional shares brought us past the 1 trillion 105 billion isk mark and earned her a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.
Fifty shares and a fit--sounds like a plan.
Here's Remiel Pollard's newly theorycrafted Hecate.
It looks like 2017 is off to a roaring start! All you non-compliant carebears out there might want to go back to sleep until 2018.