Saturday, January 14, 2017

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #123


The horse is clear--it's time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


The only true family in highsec is the New Order family. Members of the "mining community" would sell their own grandmother for a few units of Veldspar.


See if you can spot the name of the Agent. When you're a member of the New Order, every conversation in local revolves around you and your mission. We provide probably 90% or more of the content in EVE today.


Our Agents "collect" tears in the same way a rain gauge collects water. An Agent can sit in a station AFK and still "collect" plenty of tears.


Agent Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri speaks Russian, and he's not afraid to expand his horizons when a miner introduces him to yet another language...


Luckily, the Code's universal appeal allows us to draw upon the most gifted EVE players from across the globe.


To save highsec. Now let's talk about your aspirations. Not to become like a bot, I hope?

Meanwhile, in Anti-Ganking...


Ah, Anti-Gankers. Next they'll try a Kickstarter campaign.


Sizzy Canary claimed that gentlemen from his carebear social circle are more civilized than our Agents. Somehow I doubt it.


Agent Aaaarrgg spotted a few of those "gentlemen".


The translation is a bit rough, but I'm fairly certain Aleks Audanie intends to violate the New Order Bathroom Protocol.


For all Gabriela Santoro's talk about wanting to learn the game, she doesn't seem interested in hearing about the realities of highsec life. As for "evidence", an API-verified killmail is among the most reliable forms of evidence in EVE.


Looks like things are running smoothly in highsec. As any honest miner will attest, the system works. And no wonder, since it's based on the Code!

9 comments:

  1. So is Loyal back? I looked on his killboard and have not seen any new kills? whats the deal?

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    1. Loyal? Loyal who?

      Oh yeah that guy. He has been busy playing scrabble.

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    2. You anonbears are really fixated on loyalanon. He must have made you really upset. You need to calm down.

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    3. Nitetime police officer in the house. She's upset that she has to calm you kids down. Don't get her so upset. She deserves a break and some Ritalin. Ritalin is Easy!

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    4. It is good that you finally admit that we are the legitimate police.

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  2. Damn reading these felt good. Cant wait for some official tears on my characters

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    1. I have cancer

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    2. Of the anus ?

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    3. @Wolf, you are playing the right game to collect carebear tears.

      Carebears in most other games will eventually fight back, but not EVE carebears. Their m.o. is to cry like a bitch until CCP does something stupid.

      I predict forum tears, petitions, and general faggotry from the carebears. In never before seen volumes.

      Everytime some crybear sends in a petition, CODE wins!

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