Monday, August 18, 2014

CODE Wows at Alliance Tournament

So apparently the CODE. team caused a bit of a stir at the Alliance Tournament this weekend.

I don't know what it is, but whenever the New Order gets involved with something, the result is always the maximum possible drama. CODEdot's first match in Alliance Tournament XII was no exception. There are a lot of wild rumors and conspiracy theories circulating about what took place during that match. As a disclaimer, I wasn't involved in the tournament this year. However, I have pieced together the story from the most reliable sources available.

The short version is that CODEdot was scheduled to compete against the team from "Red vs Blue", didn't appear, and absolute pandemonium ensued. Not since Hydra Reloaded threw the final match against Outbreak in Alliance Tournament IX has a single match garnered more attention or elicited a greater emotional outpouring from the EVE public. Hence all of the wild rumors and conspiracy theories.

The full story of the illustrious CODEdot tournament team is a bit more complicated than that. It all started in June of this year, when some CODEdot gankers first floated the idea of participating in the tournament. The deadline for applying had already passed in May, but apparently the deadline was pushed back. CODEdot's tournament fee was fronted by Clockwork Pineapple, the alliance of The Greater Goon (aka "Groon", a group that broke away from GoonSwarm many years ago). Some view the connection between the New Order and the Goons as evidence of some wider conspiracy, but actually the Goons are just generous people.

As you're probably aware, the New Order is home to some of the most elite PvP'ers in all EVE. And that's not just ganking, either: The pages of MinerBumping are filled with reports from wardeccers and awoxers who use more conventional ships and tactics to overpower their opponents, even when heavily outnumbered. Many such elite PvP'ers would be happy to fly under the CODEdot banner in the alliance tournament--if they were allowed. Alas, the tournament rules only permitted players who were members of CODEdot as of April, months before the decision to field a team.

CODEdot itself, of course, is primarily filled with ganker alts who operate at permanent -10 security status and perform the important work of killing highsec carebears. However, the possibility remained open that among the ganker alts might be found 12 individuals interested in playing in the Alliance Tournament. That might seem like an easy task. It's actually more difficult than you'd think. For example, GoonSwarm Federation, which has over 11,000 members, was not able to find enough willing participants and declined to field a team.

For some, the tournament is serious business. Last summer, TEST was fighting for its life against the CFC in the Fountain War. TEST's most powerful ally, Pandemic Legion, withdrew from the war, explaining that they needed the summer to practice for the alliance tournament. Abandoned to their doom, TEST lost all of its space and never recovered.

CODEdot faced a similar dilemma this summer. With just weeks to scrape together a team--preferably consisting of pilots who could fly more than a Catalyst--CODEdot was also engaged in a war. It was the war against bot-aspirant freighters who were menacing highsec. Again and again, Agent loyalanon led ganker fleets to victory. When he asked the pilots whether they would prefer to practice tournament-related stuff instead, the answer came loud and clear: Kill more freighters. CODEdot could have abandoned highsec the way Pandemic Legion abandoned TEST. It was never really a choice, though. The New Order doesn't leave its friends behind.

Then came an incident which is now infamous. Clockwork Pineapple, which had fronted CODEdot's tournament fee, was rigorously training its own tournament team. They finished all their theorycrafting and purchased all of their tournament ships. The ships, more than 60 of them, and their fittings, were packed up into a series of containers and loaded onto a freighter. However, the freighter did not belong to a member of Clockwork Pineapple, but instead belonged to Narwhals., evidently an industrial alliance. The freighter pilot was named Psi StarPsi, and he was a very wicked man.

Psi StarPsi triple-anti-tanked the freighter, activated his autopilot, and went AFK. The freighter's path was to take it through the Uedama system, the very location where CODEdot had been ganking hundreds of billions of isk worth of freighters. Tragedy seemed inevitable. There was good news, however. Due to the New Order's friendship with Clockwork Pineapple, CODEdot had arranged to set certain alliances blue, including Narwhals. When Psi StarPsi appeared in Uedama, loyalanon ordered his troops to hold their fire.

The freighter was kept in place by New Order bumpers. loyalanon spent 20 minutes frantically attempting to convo the freighter pilot. It was no use. Psi StarPsi was well and truly AFK. The CODEdot gankers felt betrayed. Despite having blue standings, the freighter pilot had no concern for the Code whatsoever. He didn't have a permit, he was anti-tanked, he was autopiloting through Uedama, and he was AFK.

Psi StarPsi decided to use highsec like a cheap prostitute instead of treating her like a lady. There was only one thing to do.


The containers were immediately recovered by our Agents, who were amazed by what they saw:


Clockwork Pineapple quickly discovered that all of their tournament stuff--over 20 billion isk worth--had been destroyed by CODEdot gankers. This sparked a diplomatic kerfuffle. CODEdot was blue to the freighter pilot's alliance, after all.

In nullsec, everybody likes to make big coalitions and set perfectly good targets blue. It's all about tangled, interlocking networks of alliances, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", all of that jazz. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't see the world in shades of blue and red. It's black and white. Right and wrong. What Psi StarPsi did was wrong.

Since our Agents still had possession of the intact tournament ships, a representative from Clockwork demanded that they be returned. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed, and loyalanon decided to sell everything in Jita and keep all the money to fund future gank fleets. Justice was done, and eventually everyone agreed that Psi StarPsi was the guilty party.

When the fog of crisis lifted, our Agents realized that they had won an incredible victory in the alliance tournament. Technically speaking, they had defeated Clockwork Pineapple. Not just once, but multiple times, since there were multiple sets of ships. CODEdot was off to an early lead, though it was doubtful whether CCP's official scorekeepers would concur. Events appeared to vindicate the idea that it was better to gank freighters than to recruit/practice for the tournament.

Then the first weekend of the tournament arrived. Though there were dozens of matches, only one match attracted the interest of the EVE public: CODEdot vs. RvB. To begin with, each team was permitted to "ban" two different ships. RvB, well aware of CODEdot's skill with gank ships, banned Catalysts and Taloses. It is still unclear how many CODEdot pilots were present and ready to participate in the tournament, and of these how many could fly ships other than Catalysts or Taloses. I'm told that tournament pilots are not permitted to bring rookie ships.

What is known is what happened next: CODEdot graciously ceded its allocated tournament time for the day. Retiring with a level of sportsmanship unknown in previous tournaments, CODEdot permitted RvB to advance to the next bracket and allowed CCP to use the unexpected bounty of additional airtime as they saw fit.

Much moved by the display, CCP was at first unsure of how to proceed, and the transition, being unscripted, was not as smooth. To be clear, I don't blame CCP for this. Nor do I even blame RvB. Sometimes no one is to blame. Life can be a bumpy road. That's why persistence and determination are so important. No one knows this better than the New Order.

As I mentioned before, when CCP announced that CODEdot had "forfeited" the match, all hell broke loose. There was much angst on the Twitch chat, on multiple subforums of EVE-O, on Reddit, and in many other places. The rest of the tournament matches faded into obscurity. Roughly 99% of the discussion about the tournament centered on the CODEdot match, and that's a conservative estimate rounded down. Many insults and accusations were leveled against the CODEdot tournament team--yet they met the hostility with nothing but quiet dignity.

As with the thrown Hydra/Outbreak match from three years ago, EVE players insisted that they were not shedding tears. Players were not angry or upset, only "disappointed". Many of the carebears who spend their days drafting death threats and Hitler comparisons turned against the New Order with a new fury. They passionately argued that they weren't mad--but their behavior wasn't dissimilar to that which is displayed when they lose a Retriever. I make no judgments as to the character of these reactions. I will only say that EVE players were emotionally invested in the tournament proceedings as never before, and that the fruit of the investment filled many buckets.


Cynics will argue that the CODEdot team was only out to get attention. It's true that the New Order benefits from increased publicity; anything that gets more players reading the Code is considered a Good Thing. However, CODEdot is not a bunch of attention-seekers. The alliance is comprised of warriors and scholars, not trolls.

All in all, the match was a memorable one. At times like these, it's a good idea to take a step back and gain some perspective. When all is said and done, no one will remember Alliance Tournament XII for whether one droneboat setup beat another droneboat setup. They won't care whether Pandemic Legion spent a bunch of money and won the tournament for a fourth time or a fifth time, or whatever. They won't remember whether RvB finished in 20th place or 10th place or 5th place. But they will always remember the CODEdot team. They have achieved immortality.

Victory is a fine thing. Even finer: victory with honour.

I believe I speak for all fair-minded EVE players when I say that the CODEdot team is the pride of highsec, and I wish them the very best of luck for their future contests.

193 comments:

  1. And there you have it. A fine victory rendered finer by our Saviour's Holy Blessing.

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    1. And now we have it!
      cowardly Wimps codies are.
      The Shame not only of highsec but the shame of EvE.
      Spin harder, spin faster, but your FC shot you down BIG TIME!
      Pech Klausi
      xD

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  2. their future contests.
    hahahahaahhah

    again "Tears of Order Carebears"

    ........an entire alliance (even in april) that cant bring 12 pilots into a match...............

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  3. Wow.. i hope to gawd some of you guys are working for REAL PR firms. If not, you are missing your calling..

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    1. They try but they faill hard
      this is a major propaganda catastrophe.
      royal moron would have been shot if that would be state affairs.
      atm royal might stand in a big code shitstorm.
      :)

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    2. Confirming that we literally think this the same thing as "state affairs" and are all considering getting on a INTERNET AIRPLAY to go "have been shot" LOYALANON, after all, this is SO SERIOUS.

      Also confirming that there is a VERY SERIOUS "BIG CODE SHITSTORM" right now and that we in the process of ridding EVE of loyalanon, the cancer that is killing EVE and the dude who came up with the "PUNCH BABIES IN THE FACE" doctrine in the first place.

      Also, we will be meeting later today in regards to "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 9:29AM" expressing SERIOUS concerns about FAIL HARD. We will treat these opinions with all due respect, and promise to provide you with a resolution as soon as possible!

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    3. copy and paste are going to waste!
      look how DJ smurf is squriming!

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  4. Dear Saviour, I announced the good news on Reddit

    http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2dx0it/codedot_beats_clockwork_pineapple_wins_at_xii/.



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  5. Honestly this is all pretty fuckin funny :)

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  6. What a load of bullshit.

    Fact: CCP announced that Catalysts and Talons were banned by RvB.
    Fact: CODE. logged off after the announcement.
    Fact: DJ Entrophy has suffered brain damage trying to invent a DC3 to contain the situation.
    Fact: CODE.'s reputation and credibility has filed for bankruptcy.
    Fact: CODE. has annoyed CCP.

    We all saw what happened. I personally don't care what the reasons behind it was. The fact was that when CODE. was met with a real pvp fight, you guys turned tail and ran to your logoff buttons.

    Nothing more needs to be said.

    Butthurt Miner

    Next time on Spin Doctor Central: The irrelevent Minatti weighs in on CODE.'s defense...

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    1. hahaha and this guy's sputtering is even funnier!

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    2. And here come the tears from butthurt. Someone should seriously find something to do.

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    3. Even if CODE won the whole tourney Butthurt would still find something to try to call them out on. He's Palin and CODE is Obama

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    4. Dear Mr Butthurt,

      From you repeated outraged posts on nearly everything, I've come to the conclusion that if CODE. singlehandedly solved world hunger & global conflicts you would still find fault.

      Amirite?

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    5. Hey BM, I see Gorila made a post. Once a week and lacking substance is a great pillar to build the antiganking community around. My favorite part is the over and misuse of the word 'torture'. Sorry to hear he is unable to put up the back log. Don't worry, I'm sure there won't be too many more posts before gankerbumping blows up on the launchpad again. You will always have this place though if you want to see how its done. I look forward to your generic replies about your misguided interpretation of the Code.

      Sincerely,
      Code Compliant
      PR Department - Gankerbumping

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    6. I see “Code Compliant” didn’t get the memo he was fired. He must have had his lips glued to his picture of James’ ass and couldn't see anything else. .
      I’ll have security escort him out.

      My fav posts over at reddit have been;
      Chat assploded, best moment in the tourney right now. Wonder how James315 is talk around this. Hahahaha, wonderful.
      He will write 10,000 words of saying absolutely nothing.

      Look’s like that guy got it right ….Hahahahahaha

      James, Why wasn't your post up yesterday if code had planned to back out all along? Seems to me if that was the plan you would have had the above prepared way in advance.

      I’ll tell ya why it wasn't up yesterday, James and his writers spent all night saying “OH SHIT!!! HOW CAN WE SPIN THIS???”

      Seems with Code’s and James’ track record CODE really does stand for Chicken Out, Deny Everything.
      HAHAHAHA

      At least James titled the post right, everyone watching yesterday went "WOW! what a bunch of tards!"

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    7. Hey Gorila, glad I got you here for a moment. I was just hoping you could let me know what your big anti-code plan was so I can do my part as your PR man and get everyone on the hype train. Let me just toss some ideas out: I was thinking every couple days, you could send BM over here to post a reply in the comment section. Then maybe, once in a while, no rush, you could post like a paragraph long diatribe against the Code along with some half-assed memes. Just as long as you guys aren't actually making a difference in-game, we wouldn't want to give people the wrong impression that you actually do anything and what-not. Anyway let me know what you think.

      Go Team Vengaza!
      Code Compliant
      GankerBumping PR Extraordinaire

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    8. FACT: Confirming the random Anonymous poster too afraid to post with any actual character he owns who calles himself "butthurt miner" promised to stop his "trolling" like two days ago, but is unable to stop himself from posting again and again and crying harder and louder.

      Dude, just post with your main and show us on the spaceship doll where the catalayst/thrasher touched you, and we can begin the healing process. I can recommend a excellent internet spaceship therapist who can assist you in working through these issues.

      Everyone has a tough day in internet spaceship land once in a while, dude. We are here to help you heal and move forward from your trauma. All you have to do is show faith in the process.

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    9. Confirming that we take the comments of GORILA VENGAZA very serious - at least until he deletes them all and rage quits again. Once he suddenly decides to come back and post them again, however, we will treat his comments with the GREATEST LEVEL OF RESPECT that can be afforded to valued members of the EVE community. I promise to take these comments as serious as the comments by SCISSOR TECHINQUE MASTERMIND DRYSONBENNINGTON and the GRRRRR CODE JTCLONE former CODE WARBRIDE E-DAY SPEECH MASTERMIND.

      Everything just got so serious so fast!

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    10. DJ smurf, oh, everything gets so serious?
      First personal attacks than you want to sound serious again?
      Thats a very childish reaction, but to expect from you and royal moron soprano.

      Once again straight:
      CODE. run away from Elite PvP and no LIE and other Propagand (also LIE) will help you out of this. You can muster as many ALTS as you can to praise yourself,
      CODE. is the shame of all EvE and not just the clowns of highsec.
      Please dont forget to congratulate you great FC your this masterpeace of Propaganda catastrophe!

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    11. No worries, I deleted my delete button last time i rage quit. so now i cant delete or leave..dammit.
      Heres to Chicken Out, Deny Everything...

      I hope James tips his hat to loyal, cause we all know that hat is full of shit....
      o/

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    12. Confirming that "DJ smurf" is "gets so serious" and has a long history of personal attacks and being childish.

      Also confirming that CODE. "run away from elite PVP and NO LIE" and that "OTHER PROPAGAND (SIC) ALSO LIE" has resulted in us being "THE SHAME OF ALL EvE" and "NOT JUST THE CLOWNS OF HIGHSEC" - while we take care of "CONGRATULATE YOU GREAT FC YOUR THIS MASTERPEACE (SIC) OF PROPAGANDA CATASTROPHE", of course!

      These are serious issues, and you can rest assured they will be treated with the same level of serious interweb serious we treat any issue brought to us by quality posters such as yourself, "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 9;36AM".

      We have over 342 internet and intraweb experts online right now making sure that random anonymous people are happy with us at all times - and we will get this issue resolved as soon as possible.

      Thank you for your very serious feedback!

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    13. Also confirming that at least Gorila has the balls to most with his main (at least until the next time deletes all of his posts).

      You have to respect that, at least, until he removes it all and quits EVE again :)

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    14. :)
      i only see, that you stil squirm so hard, so that you are trying to hit everything and everyone around you. Your personal attacks are useless, it was a weapon that you could only use so and so often. Now its gone.
      CODE. is swiming in a sea of shit and you better close your filthy mouth or some of it will get into your into it.

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    15. Confirming DJ Entropy calls out people who post anonymously, despite being part of a high-sec ganking organisation, that kills on trivial reasons. You know, maybe there is a reason behind posting anonymously? It's not like you go fight people with guns when we call you out..

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  7. This shit is hilarious! I think i'm gonna give up mining and hauling and join you guys. New Order looks like fun.

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    1. Excellent! Join us in the public channel "minerbumping" (password is 315) and lend some of your guns to the cause! I can promise you will save yourself from self imposed misery, boredom and irrelevance and will get a chance to actually create some content and enjoy the wonderful sandbox style MMO that CCP has created for us.

      Look forward to having you in my fleet!

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  8. the pure truth behind whole CODE:

    to fly a fine t2 fitted catalyst /thrasher 2-3 weeks training

    so what are you training if you can fly it?

    NOTHING

    the main char is sitting in an Orca and is mining in a fleet of afk bots while their ganker alt (s)gank other miners



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    1. That's not even possible... you can only play one character at a time per account. Now, more likely their main characters are sittin in VFK awaiting login. Plus, gank characters train for Talos and other stuff. I know a number of Code alts who have a Goon director or fc as well as titan pilot on same account as their Code alts because they are rarely asked to be online at the same time.

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    2. i see

      all OFFLINE at AT

      hahahahahaha

      afk

      hahahahahahaha

      i slowly understand the main reason to play CODE is EASY ISK

      theres no code
      theres no halaima conduct

      just 1 reason ISK

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    3. Confirming the theory that since everything we do is so easy and that all of our actions are "UNFAIR" and are not "REAL PVP" and that none of our kills "COUNT" we all have super top secret alts in NPC corps who press f1 on a rock once in a while while watching Netflix and crying about how unfair this game is.

      Of course, when another player in this massive multiplier game dares to "NOT LEAVE US ALONE TO DIG IN PEACE" - we share our tears and rage on the forums, cry as hard as we can to get CCP to make any form of PVP combat that is "UNFAIR" against the rules, and then we group up with MASTERMINDS such as DRYSONBENNINGON and GORILA VENGAZA and roam around sobbing as hard as we can while the New Order just wins right in front of our faces like we were never there in the first place.

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    4. Nobody other sobs than codemonkeys.
      All the LIES (propaganda) and still all non-codies are laughing harder then ever.
      Oh,, and please give up on personal attacks on others, thats childish behaviour.

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  9. James is flawless as always. Anyone who thinks for a moment that the fine Knights of the New Order give a flying fuck about anything other than bringing Code Compliance to the reaches of High Sec are only fooling themselves.

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  10. Mittens keeping quiet til the next shitstorm of CODE beating Circle of two is over?

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  11. This is it. This is the post that finally makes me thing James is trolling us all. You ragequit the AT, and then spin it so idiotically to make yourself seem good in your own head.
    Damn, you really had me going for a while

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    1. Your post lacks substance and therefore will be disregarded by the majority of the wittier individuals that frequent this site.

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    2. You still dont get itAugust 18, 2014 at 9:31 PM

      If you think that "trolling" = "make yourself seem good in your own head. ", then he STILL has you going.

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    3. @ "Random Anonymous blog poster @ 9:27 PM" and "you still dont get it 9:31PM" - please, do not introduce these people to the concept of parody, sarcasm, humor, or tongue in cheek comedy. It is above their level.

      Simply stick to comedy that only relates to homosexual acts, bodily functions, and HONOR and you can become a SECRET TRICKSTER MASTERMIND leader of the very serious ANTIGANKING movement and take your place in fleets with masterminds like DRYSONBENNINGTON and GORILA VENGAZA and SCISSOR TECHNIQUE the entire New Order to death.

      GRRR GOONS
      GRRR GROONS
      GRRR CODE
      GRRR CCP GANKING IS RAPE
      GRRRR GANKING IS BULLYING
      GRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOT A FAIR FIGHT
      GRRRR HONOR RAPE BUSHIDO

      rabble rabble rabble roar

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    4. Pff there is no better comedy than code squirming at the moment. seeing you struggling and bitting in every direction, make me laughing harder and harder.
      You blew it!
      You wanna blame someone?
      Blame your AT FC.

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  12. Regardless of why CODE. backed out of the fight, you have to admit the New Order found the perfect way to harvest the most amount of content possible from a single AT match.

    Well played.

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    1. Your are right!
      I never laughed harder, then when i have seen CODE. running from a fight faster i could ever imagine! Thats a masterpeace of selfdestruction and no spindoctor and code-group-hugging-hurrah-masturbation can you help out of that.
      CODE. are cowards and liers.

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  13. The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!!!

    Freighters and miners die, Antigankers cry and the code just keeps on winning!!!

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    1. Dude, why you didn't immediately drop this freighter kill when you logged back on honestly stuns me. '200b for throwing RvB' is on the face of it just laughably ridiculous. This is so much better. Thank god for James 315, your instincts are not great.

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    2. Well... thats why one is the brains, the other is the brawn.

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    3. This was your chance to show some actual leadership and demonstrate that CODE is about more than just griefing and tears. All you had to do was to get 12 of your clowns into Vexors and put up a semi-decent fight. You couldn't even come close to accomplishing that, and instead clearly demonstrated why CODE is now widely viewed as a clownish griefer group, devoted solely to spreading misery, without any redeeming qualities. Great job Loyalanon, keep up the good work.

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    4. Thankyou Veers for your tears again.

      The Code Always Wins!!!

      All you can do is cry, while freighters die and the code keeps on winning!!!

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    5. Why would I care if freighters die? I can't even pilot a freighter. Yet, banning me from both of your channels, falsely accusing me of shedding "tears," and downplaying your own pervasive incompetence won't alter the fact that you miserably failed to field a team for the AT, awoxed your own allies, and have run CODE into the ground. If http://evenews24.com/2014/08/18/code-claims-to-be-paid-for-standing-down/ is accurate you maybe facing some other serious sanctions as well. Good luck - with you in charge CODE is gonna need it.

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    6. You are confused between "tears" and "disdain." Considering that you have inflicted no harm on me, I am unlikely to produce "tears." Enjoy your 20 billion isk bribe to throw the match....and keep up the great work.

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    7. Its Tears Veers,

      KEEP CRYING!

      THE CODE ALWAYS WINS!

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    8. Confirming that due to the tears and rage of well established members of the New Order such as "Veers Belvar" and "Crazing" our tanks of e-honor and virtual Bushido are running low and we literally cannot undock anymore due to lack of "fair fights" and not "GO TO LOW SEC" as well as "GRRR CODE" with a bit of "PSSSSSHHHH".

      Rest assured we take comments by members of the New Order who literally have never done anything whatsoever very serious, nearly as serious as take "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER TOO AFRAID TO POST WITH HIS MAIN" and a crack team of internet spaceship experts is on the phone right now and will soon give you call and help sooth your sadness in regards to something you were never part of in the first place.

      This is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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    9. LOL
      Two kind of tears right now:
      CODE. heavy cryi' and lyin' about those catastrophe when their master FC tucked his tails between his legs and run from a fight.
      Uuuuuuuuuuh Yummy!
      Second:
      Tears and Tears of laughing hard: Seeing codies squirm and lie to get out of this hopeless desaster.
      Guys, you fail you can BLABLA what you want.
      You even lost your cool, when you switched back at attack Gorilla again. He is not your worst enemy atm, its your FC and yourself.

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  14. [tl;dr]
    CODE. ran away when they learned their opponents shoot back, still declares it a victory because they killed a freighter that could not shoot back.

    Best. Logic. Ever.

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    1. You could even say the logic of James 315 is...flawless.

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    2. http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=24800775

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    3. Confirming that the only defense any ship type ever has is "SHOOTING BACK" and that concepts such as FRIENDS, FLEET SUPPORT, BEING AT THE KEYBOARD, HAVING A PERMIT, WATCHING LOCAL, NOT BEING AWFUL AT EVE, and NOT BEING ON AUTO WHILE WATCHING NETFLIX is the only valid type of defense any ship has, and that we need to all create SERIOUS SUPPORT TICKETS to give every ship GUNS THAT CAN SHOOT BACK WHILE WE ARE AWAY FROM KEYBOARD to fix things.

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    4. More lost cool:
      Shouting is the same like personal attacks on gv: It shows that you have been hit hard over this PR catastrophe.
      Right now code swims in a sea of feces and has to swallow a lot of it!

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    5. Learn reading comprehension Anon 951, that is not shouting, it is emphasis.

      DJ Entopy is pretty flawless on that logic train himself.

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    6. Learn Internets and Posting Basis AnonymousAugust 19, 2014 at 5:25 PM, this is called shouting.
      Facts:
      CODE. forfeited so thats a *loss*.
      DJ Smurf loses his cool because he is desparate to give this another spin. Which is not working.

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  15. The Code Always Wins!!!! Victory!!!!

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  16. Chicken Out Deny Everything

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    1. Cocks Out Dick Everything

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    2. Coalescent, Omnipotent, Diligent: Enforcers.

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    3. losers and wimps.

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  17. "Wait, they're allowed to shoot back? With guns? And they're not AFK? BAILOUT! BAILOUT!" - Code in AT

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    1. Confirming that not a single member of the CODE alliance has ever once shot anything with guns that was shooting back, and that all API verified kills are an elaborate scam due to GRRR GOONS and GRRR CFC OVERLORDS and we will do our best to score "REAL KILLS" as soon as possible to regain the respect of the the valued member of the EVE community known as "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 10:14PM"

      This is very serious business.

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    2. Thanks for the confirmation, it was not required.

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    3. @9:51 AM: literally nothing in this universe having to do with EVE is required, it is only a game. therefore, your statement that it was not required was itself not required. this self-recursion has probably exploded your brain by now, so I'll pretend to be you from now on.

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  18. "the fruit of the investment filled many buckets."
    Our saviour only tells the absolute truth.
    The comments section is my witness.

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  19. http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2dx75x/james_315_on_codes_atxii_match/

    Thanks for the summary babe

    TLDR?
    A glorious victory for the New Order. CODEdot fleet defeated multiple Clockwork Pineapple AT fleets in a single match within seconds, and accomplished this before the highly anticipated final match between Clockwork Pineapple and CODEdot. Having already won ATXII, CODEdot bowed out of the after tourney skirmishes and went back to ganking illegals.

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Confirming that "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @10:41 PM" is 100% correct and understands the actual story behind recent events.

      After all, once you win the AT what is the point in taking part in any of the silly post game nonsense that everyone seems to be so excited over?

      Delete
    2. The actual story is that code tucked their tails between their legs and run from AT.
      No one is excited: Everyone is laughing hard, nobody ever will take code serious again.

      Delete
  20. hello wake up the was vs. Red vs Blue

    THERE WAS NO VICTIORY

    (just a successfull lame gank like others)

    Loser of the year Code

    o kidding, RvB banned Catalysts and Talos and CODE decided not to compete

    At first I thought CCP Fozzie was pulling an epic troll but it turned out that CODE at least didn't show up at all... real reason unknown.

    THE REAL REASON: ALL 250 Code members were AFK

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    1. Confirming that due to the valued member of the EVE community known as "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 10:50 PM" deciding that "THERE WAS NO VICTORY" and that our actions were "(just a sucessfull (sic) lame gank like others (sic)" we have literally been unable to play EVE due to these super serious issues.

      Rest assured that as the lead diplomat of the CODE. alliance, I literally have the entire internet on the phone right now - and we are working to make sure "RANDOM BLOG POSTER @ 10:50 PM" will regain faith in the cause and will lend us some honor and e-Bushido.

      This is super serious business, and you can be confident we will treat it as such!

      Delete
    2. Of course we can see that its serious, we can see codies squirming! Thank you for a sea of laughing tears, when yyour FC confirmed what cowards you are.
      CODE. running away from serious fights.

      Delete
  21. It's not that RvB banned Cats. It's that CODE tried to ban weapons. When they realized RvB would be able to shoot back...

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    1. Confirming that not a single member of the CODE alliance has ever once shot anything with guns that was shooting back, and that all API verified kills are an elaborate scam due to GRRR GOONS and GRRR CFC OVERLORDS and we will do our best to score "REAL KILLS" as soon as possible to regain the respect of the the valued member of the EVE community known as "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 10:14PM"

      This is very serious business.

      Delete
  22. So scared they logged, choke choke

    ReplyDelete
  23. CODE. requested their standard ban on "anything that can fit guns," and bailed when this was rejected.

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Confirming that not a single member of the CODE alliance has ever once shot anything with guns that was shooting back, and that all API verified kills are an elaborate scam due to GRRR GOONS and GRRR CFC OVERLORDS and we will do our best to score "REAL KILLS" as soon as possible to regain the respect of the the valued member of the EVE community known as "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 10:54PM"

      This is very serious business.

      Delete
    2. cut and paste is lame.
      Sir, you are desparate!
      I llike that.

      Delete
  24. So these "Elite PvP" guys couldn't even muster 12 fighters?
    ridiculous!
    With that even the tiniest rest of reputation was uterly crushed

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Confirming that once RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 10:46PM decide that "rest of reputation was uterly crushed (sic)" we are literally in crisis mangement mode right now and are woking with our GOONSWARM overlords tio make sure that well established members of EVE ONLINE such as yourself regain FAITH IN OUR REPUTATION.

      After all, how can we continue to function with "UTERLY (sic)" crushed reputation?

      On a unrelated note, please contact any member of the New Order to purchase a valid permit for the next year - and once you have taken this step I will provide you with FREE LETTER T that you can use anytime you want to use the word "utterly" but are too busy to bother to proof read anything you post and just go with "uterly" - Really, this is the LEAST I CAN DO for you.

      Delete
    2. LOL, you want to sell permits again?
      When will that be?
      when you stop running away.
      Did you catch your FC again or is he still on the run?

      Delete
  25. Lots of words to simply say you're scared of things that shoot back. I was looking forward to humiliating you in the arena. Shame you were scared.

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Confirming that not a single member of the CODE alliance has ever once shot anything with guns that was shooting back, and that all API verified kills are an elaborate scam due to GRRR GOONS and GRRR CFC OVERLORDS and we will do our best to score "REAL KILLS" as soon as possible to regain the respect of the the valued member of the EVE community known as "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 10:57PM"

      This is very serious business.

      Delete
  26. Apparently despite all the rhetoric, code doesn't always win. especially not at AT

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  27. There once was a corp called New Order,
    who liked to miner gank and forum dis,
    when they met ships that could return fire,
    their pants did suddenly fill with p*ss.

    ReplyDelete
  28. its just a shame they didnt give us a good fight to watch.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Oh, we did. Browse this blog, hit reddit, and then stop by the EVE forums and see the thousands of kills we scored and how hard all of them are crying over it.

      Delete
    2. No, you didn't!
      FIGHT - kämpfen - as in a battle
      CODE:
      FLIGHT - flüchten - as in running away fast
      Code is at flees at the moment.

      Delete
  29. Sure, it was all planned alright.
    Just for the fun of it, let me break it to you again:
    CODE. failed massivly. So massive, that any excuse like making ISK or upholding the code, blow right back into your faces.

    Running away was PRICELESS!

    There is no equivalent in ISK.

    Oh and by the way:
    Only CODE. is in chaos, the rest is just laughing hard!

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Confirming that the entire alliance is "in chaos" and everything has literally changed for us overnight, and that we literally cannot undock due to lack of "honor" and "e-Bushido" and are working hand in hand with CCP to try to regain enough of these totally valid metrics in order to undock and enjoy EVE again.

      No one ever told us that once "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 11:04PM" called us out that everything would be over. Can we please begin to negotiate some form of transfer of "honor" that will help reduce the amount of random anonymous laughter and allow us to undock once again?

      Delete
    2. QUOTE J315;
      "Even finer: victory with honour."
      Look who is talking about honor?
      Running from AT is an EPIC FAIL!
      thats all.
      Sorry i have to wipe my face from all that laughing tears.

      Delete
  30. We need an experienced Space Detective to get to the bottom of this. If you are angry or laughing at CODE now like I am, send an evemail to Ripard Teg and ask for his help in unravelling this. Also, his trusty assistant Alfonse Layate will accept donations of isk to help grease the wheels of sqeaky code monkeys.

    I'm gonna send evemails and some isk, join me and let's CRUSH the NEW ORDR

    ReplyDelete
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    1. impossible to crush new Order

      theyre just a fleet of alts that only can fly a couple of ships

      its not worth to fight them, there better enemies in eve universe
      dont waste your time & isk

      Delete
    2. No I think his idea is goodd. I just sent some isk to this Alfonse guy after asking around and finding he is against new order and doing good.

      Delete
  31. Hint: "Propaganda" equals "Lies"

    [ 2014.06.22 00:31:14 ] loyalanon > then start practising
    [ 2014.06.22 00:31:20 ] loyalanon > but if you guys want to train against us would be cool

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    1. nice try groons, go back to crying about the freighter.

      Delete
    2. Awww....

      Groons still mad we totally won the AT already. This is just more proof that we only have respect for our true GOON overlords, and that GROONS are just random AFK crybabies who lack the level of E-Bushido and Honor that valued member of our community such as "RANDOM BLOG POSTER @ 11:04PM" and of course "RANDOM BLOG POSTER @ 9:19 PM" have shown in the past.

      This is a good time for anyone with a sadness to contact valued masterminds such as "GORILA VENGAZA", "DRYSON BENNINGON", and "JTCLONE ARES" to discuss very epic "SCISSOR TECHNIQUES" that are literally "THE END OF THE END OF CODE".

      What a day.

      Delete
    3. harhar
      you lost AT big time, you should stop drinking petrol.
      Its not about freighters. Or the LIE of being given 200 Billion.
      Hey DJ Smurf YOU said you were given 200 Billion not to fight and that is the truth. Well its obvious you lied and you keep on lying!

      Delete
  32. This only proves again that a brilliant role-playing game (CODE) is not always the guaranty for a member quality.
    This great role-playing and its content speaks my opinion on more loser as a good pvp pilots.

    Miningships ganking etc ... an honorable fight ... no matter how well the initial situation is ... there is a lack of something (balls?).

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    1. this blog isnt lacking tears at the moment!

      the code always wins

      Delete
    2. Code Carebear tears everywhere in eve

      Delete
    3. the CODE NEVER WINS

      Delete
    4. Confirming that due to the valued opinion of "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 11:09 PM" in regards to lack of member quality that the entire CODE. alliance is on the way to Jita right now to sell everything, biomass, and just quit EVE.

      We thought we had a good thing going, but it's a well known fact that the very serious opinions of "RANDOM BLOG POSTER @ 11:09PM" are really the only opinions that matter. We are so sorry for letting you down, and promise that a full tank of HONOR and E-BUSHIDO will be sent to you soon!

      Delete
    5. Yes please biomass, its about time.
      You can lie as much as you want, its over, now everyone knows what cowards and liers you are.

      Delete
  33. Just to make clear:

    THERE WAS NEVER A SINGLE VICTORY OF THE WHOLE CODE ALLIANCE

    ganking was ever in eve and will be ever in eve but suicide gank is never a victory!

    its just an easy way to gain isk nothing else, so tell the truth: were ganking because we cant play eve in any other way and simple need isk, thats all

    you had chance to go AT and you failed so gank more .... or better go mining

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Confirming that every single kill by every single member of the CODE. alliance does not count, due to "never a victory!" and sending CCP a support ticket to ask them to remove trillions of ISK worth of kills from the game due to the serious opinions of the well respected eve player "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 11:20PM".

      We understand that every single kill any of us have ever scored was just a "easy want to gain isk nothing else" and that we "ganking because we can't play eve in other other way" while "simply need isk, thats all"

      Also confirming that every single member of the New Order has stood down, biomassed, and is now mining while totally away from keyboard and crying to CCP that they still make us bother to log in in order to not play EVE - and that HIGHSEC IS SAFE and that WE DO NOT WANT TO BE BOTHERED and HIGHSEC IS THERE FOR A REASON and TAKING PART IN A MULTIPLAYER GAME is just like punching babies, torture, and rape.

      Also submitting a support ticket to RIPARD TEG INTERNET DETECTIVE to get to the bottom of this very serious issue. Thank you again for your random anonymous opinion on the internet!

      Delete
    2. You told that lie to yourself untill you believed it:
      Ripard Teg was NOT at fault for erotica1 s ban. It was the EvE communtiy (other EvE players except codemonkeys) and CCP.
      Your inability to comprehend this, proves that you could improve on mental power.
      And even Better:
      You still are crying about e1s ban!
      YUMMY Code tears.
      Lots of code tears since yesterday!

      Delete
  34. OMG I just had a GENIUOS IDEA. Send lots of isk to James 315 with words like paoff in the memo. With enough isk like 200b together, we can then get him band.

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Confirming that this is a "GENIUOS IDEA" and somehow by sending large amounts of money with reasons like "PAOFF" that someone will get "BAND" and E-BUSHIDO will be restored to levels that are acceptable to quality posters such as "RANDOM BLOG POSTER @ 11:31PM".

      We got this!

      Delete
  35. WERE IS RIPARD TEG!???

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Too busy comparing other video games to cyber-torture and rape, I think. Give him time, he will be back to "wield the banhammer" and get a few thousand carebears to have very strong opinions about events they were never part of in the first place due to being AFK.

      Delete
    2. Dont lose your concentration:
      better stop crying extra tears over ripard teg kicking you in the curbs.
      Your problem is, that you magnificent FC tucked his tail between his legs and ran from the AT!

      Delete
  36. That's some brilliant writing albeit so full of spin it can make a sober man dizzy. I bet you could punch a kid in the face and then spend 30 minutes explaining and maybe even convincing his parents that it was actually done for the greater good and the almighty lead your fist.
    Successful politician material, no doubt about it.

    ReplyDelete
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    1. If the kid was robbing an orphanage of their grocery money, I have no doubt a brave knight would leap into action.

      Delete
    2. That is an awful example. No wonder you don't recognize flawless logic when you see it.

      Delete
    3. Confirming the theory that this story is literally just like punching a child in the face, it's totally the exact same thing.

      I promise you, as the lead diplomat of the CODE. Alliance I am working as hard as I can to end the "punching children in the face" doctrine and that serious results will be seen soon.

      Delete
    4. Lead diplomat and ghostwriter maybe...
      DJ James you might be very angry at certain FC...

      Delete
  37. I'm amazed so few considered that maybe, just maybe, some ppl really give zero fucks about the AT playpen and that the whole affair was a one of eves biggest trolls?

    (Butthurt Miner, *that* is how to troll.)

    Hmm let me see, what other group of players gives less fucks about nullsec, elite pvp, how hisec is supposed to be, what people think, and what you think, and instead embraces the sandbox glory of eve and takes it to ridiculous and beautiful extremes?

    What other group embodies Eris in New Eden?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ^This one gets it.

      The masses have never been known for their skill at perspective.

      Delete
  38. The Code Always Wins!!!

    Carebears die, antigankers cry and the code just keeps on winning!!!

    Let the butthurt flow through your body!

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    1. Oddly we don't see anyone crying but Code.

      Lowering any respect you might have had is hardly a good thing you dunce.

      Delete
    2. That's right Wolf. Feel the butthurt flow through your soul you sociopath you. After all "Wolf", you were the one who ran with his "tail between his legs" to the logout button after CCP told you guys that RvB banned catalysts and talons. I couldn't have done any better myself. CODE. is now the joke of highsec, and the best part of it is that you guys did it to yourselves.

      BM

      Delete

    3. and yet you are still too scared to post on your main.

      Delete
    4. Nobody is scare anymore, not posting with a name is buisiness effectivity. otherwise you would assemble a band of griefers to to repay these butthurts, codies just have.

      Delete
    5. so yes, you are still scared, looks like CODE wins

      Delete
    6. Post with my main? Why? So you can use locator agents to find me and harass me in game? I don't think so. That is something that code is known for. Besides, I think I will change my name to Butthurt Codie. CODE is now the joke of highsec. Regardless of the reasons, the fact remains that you ran away from a real pvp fight. So much for the elite pvp prowess you "claim" to have.

      DJ Entropy and Wolf Soprano, both have brain damage the likes that not even a DC3 on overheat can fix.

      Delete
    7. right, so you're scared.

      Delete
    8. Yes sweetheart. i am soooo scared, of people who run away from a fight.
      Remember?
      You boasted to come to a public fight and then you tucked your tail between your legs.

      Delete
  39. "The short version is that CODEdot was scheduled to compete against the team from "Red vs Blue", didn't appear, and absolute pandemonium ensued. "

    Not really - how silly. CCP simply moved onto the next match after calling you pussies. It's on Eve TV so lying about it is pretty dumb.

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    1. Confirming that "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 3:42AM" relating the SUPER SERIOUS internet fact that CCP CALLED US PUSSIES and that this is ON EVE TV we literally have disbanded the entire alliance and are working as hard as we can to make sure that RANDOM ANOMYMOUS BLOG POSTER and EVE TV no longer think we are PUSSIES anymore, after all, we literally cannot undock or do anything as long as PEOPLE HAVE CALLED US PUSSIES

      please contact me in game and let me know how we can NOT BE CALLED a PUSSIES anymore so we can continue to play EVE ONLINE.

      Delete
    2. I cannot?
      I can:
      You are PUSSIES!
      You PUSSIES ran away from the AT and now you are desperatly lying in a desparate attempt to minder the damage.

      Delete
    3. I can never laugh hard enough at someone calling someone else a 'Pussy' over a video game :) :)

      Delete
  40. As usual a lot of words words words....

    James315 runs for CSM - QUITS
    Erotica runs for CSM - QUITS (twice?)
    CODE enter AT - QUITS

    Typical.

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    1. Our Saviour and the New Order Heiress had good reasons to drop out, mainly focusing their tireless efforts on improving highsec. The AT team did the same after having already won AT XII.

      Delete
    2. Confirming that "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 4:20PM" understand it.

      We already won the AT before it even started, and had no desire to take part in such a boring event. The CODE always wins, no matter what, every time, every day, all the time, until the end of time. We literally cannot be defeated in battle due to the love of CCP and our GOON (NOT GROON) overlords who supply us with unlimited amounds of HONOR and EBUSHIDO.

      Delete
    3. copy and paste
      are going to waste.
      CODE. forfeited AT and ran,
      and will not recover from that shame again!

      Delete
  41. how's the kool aid?

    ReplyDelete
  42. By the way, James. The Devil himself told me that "CCP declared CODEdot's forfeit was in response of that Freighter your own members committed. Better luck next time." Tsk Tsk Tsk, James 315 you should keep a tighter leash on your members before things get out of hand, do I make myself clear?

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    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBr6UQhEZSs The Devil is watching you.

      Delete
    2. Confirming the serious fact that after "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 5:52AM" has declared that "TSK TSK TSK JAMES 315 YOU SHOULD KEEP A TIGHTER LEASH ON Y OUR MEMBERS" that a super secret underground GOON meeting by TOP INTERNET TRICKSTERS has been assembled, and that we will not rest until we are 100% sure that you have MAKE MYSELF CLEAR - after all, we literally cannot function until we are sure that you have MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

      Rest assured that like all RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTERS we take these type of comments SUPER SERIOUS and will ESCALATE them to a WELL TRAINED support team!

      Delete
    3. damage control FAIL. You had to overheat the module, but it didn't work.
      CODE. ran from the tournament and overtook the Roadrunner(tm) in speed.

      Delete
  43. Surely people are getting things twisted. The AT has no relevance at all to CODE, whose founding and continuing purpose is solely to rid High Sec of bots and bot-aspirants.
    Also personally id rather gank freighters with Loyal than piss about with set piece matches in the AT.

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    Replies
    1. and win with code all day everyday!

      Another code victory!!!!

      Delete
    2. Then you shouldn't have beeing boasting how you will win at the AT. But the FC, thats the loyal wolf moron, tucked his tail between his legs and ran faster than ever. an the code wins!
      The code wins alout of distance between the CODE. and real fights.

      Delete
  44. MUAHUAHUAHUA

    Quite and Run, thats the Fact.
    You want to tell, that you got a big fish and then decided to give up because of a lucky catch?
    Or you want to tell to gave up because you were given 200 BILL ISK to forfeit.

    Thats just all lies.
    You guy ran away from the Tournament and NOTHING, No LIE ever will spin this any other way. You are a lousy bunch with a lousys FC and most likely lousy parent.

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    1. You Quit and run...
      Tail tucked between your legs, up in front FL loyal moron.

      Delete
  45. Hell?
    Only for CODE.
    The Rest was and is laughing hard. All CODE. stuff is laughed and no Spindoctor of you can ever restore that. Loyal moron as FC put more shame on all codemonkeys than any other antiganker could have done. This was and is absolut priceless!
    The Freigther might be bad luck for Pinapple, but thats no reason to quit and alle the "200 Bill and thats the truth" shall all be forgotten roght now?
    No!
    Yes, the Hell broke lose!
    But for CODE. the laughing stock of EvE the people that run from the AT after boasting so much!

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    1. Confirming that the entire CODE. Alliance is literally hell and that we are unable to function due to "THE REST WAS AND IS LAUING HARD" and that "LOYAL MORON AS FC PUT MORE SHAME ON CODEMONKYS" due to his punching babies in the face doctrine, and this is all "AND IS ABSOUT PRICESSLE"

      Alos confirning that "PINAPPLE" getting totally wrecked in the AT "SHALL ALL BE FOGOTTEN ROGHT NOW? NO! YES, THE HEL BROKE LOSE" and that we are very worried about quality members like "RANDOM BLOG POSTER @ 9:22AM" considering us the "LAUGING STOCK OF EvE THE PEOPLE THAT RUN FROM THE AT AFTER BOASTING SO MUCH!"

      I promise you, we have TOP INTERNET AND ETHERNET AND INTRANETS experts going over this issue right now, and we will drop you some mail @ random.poster.too.afraid.to.post.with.his.main@9:22.am as quickly as possible to make sure everything is taken care of. This is very serious!

      Delete
    2. Thank you for you confirmation, it was not required!
      Also it was not required to shout.
      However, it shows, that Hell broke loose for CODE. and his so called wannabe Lead Diplomat lost his cool. (remember: shouting is not only useless...)

      I am Confirming,
      that i can see CODE squirming.

      We have seen the actions of your TOP FC expert loyal wolf moron, when he was running with ultrasonic speed. remarkable considering, that he tucked his tail between his legs, dont you think?

      Delete
  46. Well how do you run away with honor?
    Your Damage Control fails so hard!

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    1. Confirming that due to loss of E-Honor in the eyes of well established players such as "RANDOM ANONYMOUS BLOG POSTER @ 9:23AM" we have decided to focus our efforts on the only real thing that matters, making sure that our BUSHIDO and HONOR is totally full and good with yoiu, after all, how can anyone even log into EVE online when A LACK OF HONOR is taking place?

      Protip: The only HONOR that matters is the NEW HALIAMA CODE OF CONDUCT. You really should consider getting a permit before operating in NEW OVER SOV SPACE - myself or ANY AGENT OF THE NEW ORDER can help you get the paperwork started, and in but a few moments you can join the community of EVE players who want to make all of high-sec safe for everyone and a place where any EVE player would be happy to be.

      Act soon! Agents are standing by!

      Delete
    2. Agents are standing by, read to run at ultrasonic speed!
      Watch out or you might catch the flue!

      Delete
    3. Hey don't blame others for saying honour!
      You said itself when you where ghostwriting yourself!
      But he, codies are not smart enough to remember ALL wht they have said.
      So if in doubt about honour, ask J315 what honor he was talking of!
      ;)

      Delete
    4. Poor DJ Entropy I hope you get better soon.

      Delete
    5. DJ eNtrophy - u sux ,code sux, please uninstall eve..

      Delete
  47. Good comedy! CODEs excuses and propaganda are so bad and pathetic ... every sane person just laughs at them.

    ReplyDelete
  48. Ah... this is a perfect! The best way to start a day is reading this blog and seeing all the hate. My faith is renewed.

    ReplyDelete
  49. what hate?
    codie hate!
    :)
    all others laugh!
    xD

    ReplyDelete
  50. The RvB Alliance Tournament team wasn't AFK so it wasn't necessary for CODE. to assert the Halaima Code of Conduct. CODE. also adheres to the Code and gracefully allowed RvB to pursue to the next round. The next round will not be any different I assume.

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  51. DJ Entropy. You mad bro? Keep those tears coming.

    ReplyDelete
  52. Maybe Ripard space detective Teg is busy defending Somer

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Maybe someone should ask "How Deep are the Ties between Somer Blink and Ripard Teg?" I think I saw him back peddling in the forums, doing damage control. Is Somer's RMT all that worse than Ripard Teg's RMT on his blog? Is that why he shut it down?

      Delete
    2. No lets just laugh hard over code tears and their desparate attempts to change the spin.
      Code still cries tears over Ripard Teg helping to ban erotica1. Those are sweet tears.

      Delete
    3. Erotica 1 is a martyr for the sandbox. Ban Somer. Free Erotica 1.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousAugust 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM
      Aaaaah more code - tears!
      Yummy!

      Delete
  53. Wow...I already thought CODE was a low life shit organization but this is a new low.
    Spin it to win it.....

    ReplyDelete
  54. Hi, I truly thank you for publish the following! I will concentrate on your websites material regularly
    Cyprus Escorts

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hello, can you disclose usd pricing and clarify whether you take isk or Blink credit?

      Delete
  55. CODE elite PVP'er - hahahahahahahaha most funny thing i hear today

    ReplyDelete
  56. dammit, you're making me want to resubscribe.

    ReplyDelete
  57. Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***

    ********Too Scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********

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  58. Gotta love it ... from the leadership to the front line griefers :

    James315 for CSM - Quit
    Erotica1 for CSM - Quit
    CODE at AT - Quit

    Chicken Out Deny Everything (CODE) ... what a policy

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  59. You guys will say/do anything to try and divert attention to your failings. Ripard Teg ... Erotica1 ... highest diplomat is ghost writing ... trying to throw everyone but your own teammates under the bus ... wow ... you fucktards are special ... scratch that, that's actually an insult to special people ...

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  60. Came for the wackjob RP Spin - Wasn't disappointed.

    ReplyDelete
  61. Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***

    ********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********

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  62. Best part: "Since our Agents still had possession of the intact tournament ships, a representative from Clockwork demanded that they be returned. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed, and loyalanon decided to sell everything in Jita and keep all the money to fund future gank fleets."

    I don't understand, do noble knights of New Order feel some masochistic pleasure being considered as completely untrustworthy sh*t?

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  63. I don't understand, if CODE is part of Goons, why did they scammed Pineapple? What are relations of Pineapple and other goons?

    Could someone elaborate this for a noob? T.y.

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    1. They are not actually part of Goons. They have (had, maybe, after that incident with the freighter) a friendly relationship with Greater Goon. That is also not the same as Goonswarm who are at the head of the CFC. They are different types of Goons. Some have alts in CODE for fun, but the GSF have their own highsec ganking organization called Miniluv.

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  64. Freighter kill was admittedly hilarious, but there's no way to spin that tournament withdrawal as CODE winning, no matter how you look at it.

    Lame.

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  65. Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***

    ********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********

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  66. >run away from a fight like babies
    >whine and make a 2000 word post no one will read to try and look less pathetic

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  67. LOL https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=367694&find=unread

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  68. Let's never forget - **CODE the OFFICIAL COWARDS OF EVE***

    ********Too scared to fight RvB in Alliance Tournament*********

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