Saturday, June 20, 2020

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #212

I've got good news and bad news.


The bad news is, "CCP Falcone" probably won't be able to help you. The good news is, your message will appear on today's edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


Sigh. Another petition for CCP Falcone to review.


The bot-aspirant miners of highsec would see EVE reduced to a fish tank. They are disgusting.


Freeze Shihari was reminded of the 1990s in Russia when his illegal ice-mining operation was shut down...


Ah. Now that's more like the 1990s Russia that I remember.


Some carebears wonder why we pod people. We do it for the Code. The deer, coffins, and scarecrows are just a bonus.


I won't be surprised to find a politely worded reimbursement request in my inbox later this month.


Miner, you may acquire those mining ships, but they had better stay docked up. You know what will happen.


Kill your corpmates.


"But nobody ever warned me that I might be ganked in highsec!" These miners are too AFK to notice when other whiny miners warn them in local.


But you did get to watch a show.


"Why would I obey you, if you can kill me?" These Goofuses don't even understand how government works.


This is the truth: The players we want to return to EVE are those who come back because of MinerBumping. Highsec is not a lounge for watching Netflix; it is an arena for elite PvP.

81 comments:

  1. I bet everyone of those miners is just another one of MidwayGreerStark's alts.

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    1. They are all the same.

      Always!

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    2. Victoriastark is midwayshitter though, watch him deny it.

      Look at him.

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    3. It looks like Midway will be late as usual, bro a proper comments spammer needs to show up on time!! Where is your halama? 400kk nahui!

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  2. I have a halama to enforce the law! HALALALALALALALLAMA

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  3. HALALALALALALAALALALAALLAMAA

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  4. You fucking cunt! 400kk nahui!

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  5. THE
    TENSION
    BUILDS......




    But I have arrived :) You may now start praising me as your superior, as is appropriate :)

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    1. Have you considered changing your name to CODE-COMPLIANT MIDWAY?
      I think it might be a good first step into learning to accept the CODE along with buying a permit.

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    2. Of course not! I am Code compliant: I don't have to buy a permit, just accept the consequences :) The Code says so :)

      It is clear you don't know the Code. Completely expected for anonstarks: the Code could be aiva's 'secret message' and it wouldn't matter to the anonstarks lol.

      The anonstarks are actually a good parallel to RL emergent phenomena such as ISIS: what's in the Code doesn't matter; what matters is that one exists for you to submit to (the anonstarks are sheep to a man lol) and vindicate your base instincts lmao :)

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    3. You may even end up understanding it miner.
      A permit is still required. Even your posts are invalid until you have one.

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    4. looks like Midwayshitters back for his daily shift. We own you now Midway, you come here every day at the same hours because you can't quit now. I heard that autistic people like sticking to the same routines every day because it makes them feel comfortable.

      Your interpretation of the CODE is very messed up. If not buying a permit is being CODE compliant then what's the point of permits.

      I am proud to be one of James' sheep and I would willfully give him all my isk and in game possessions if CODE was in need of it. Devotion is something you'll never understand when you can't even follow the CODE properly or bother to take your medications daily.

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    5. im proud to be a minion of James 315

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    6. You should prove it like EVE Stark then. The New Order Treasury always needs more isk.

      Give up all your possessions and SP to them, then biomass yourself. Until then you area pretend minion :)

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    7. James has better use of my possessions while I possess them.

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    8. So you can use your possessions better than James?????? Do you think yourself a god???? ;)

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    9. Agents are the hand and voice of The Savior.
      Have you not read The Code, miner?

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    10. That says nothing about possessions and isk, miner ;)

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  6. CARDBOARD IS A VEGETABLE

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  7. What stage of the Kubler-Ross grief cycle are you at today anti ganker?

    Are the voices still confident?

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    1. Comic Dancer, why are you so sad :(

      You should rejoice being the sheep that you are!

      https://i.imgur.com/ug3iK5q.jpg

      Your sadness convinces me you have lost faith in the Code, otherwise you would be joyous :(

      But fear not! Here is a song of encouragement from your Spirit singer!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cs3Pvmmv0E

      When your faith waivers, just remember that being an anonstark gives you the virtual power in a computer game that you lack in RL!
      That is the true motivation of anonstarks :)

      tags: comic dancer powerless sad

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    2. here's a song about autism awareness that I think you'll enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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    3. Huh?

      You have my in game name, i am in the Ghetto at Ghesis.
      Feel free to come stop me in game.

      What is with the impotent comment section tears slave?

      Imagine calling out anon commenters from an anon position.

      ,,,ag be ag.

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    4. Comic, it is unbecoming for you to sulk like a highsec miner: this is a public forum lol :)

      In-game power =/= RL power. I suspect this is why you cry lol :) You must learn to distinguish between the two otherwise there is no hope for you! :)

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    5. So the denial phase.
      All you had to say.

      Pretend to not be mad, you choose to be a victim.

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    6. Huh?(TM)

      Freud, Jung and all that junk went out the window decades ago! Please don't tell me you're a believer in that garbage? lol

      Posting here is a labor of love :) Not only do I not choose not to be a victim, I don't wish any RL malice on any poster here, including the anonstarks.

      Unlike some of them who seemed to take genuine pleasure in someone's supposed RL suicide: now that is ISIS-level mental illness.

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    7. > Imagine calling out anon commenters from an anon position.

      Got to disagree with this one KB. Posting with a blogger account puts him head and shoulders above the indistinguishable mass of regular anons. Even better would be linking his blog to his in-game character.

      But I've been finding it harder and harder to muster any clemency for Midway since he declared himself above owning a permit. It's such a simple gesture of support, yet a reliable test of character in my experience.

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    8. I understand. Like I posted earlier: you are still the one decent person here, even if we must part ways.

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    9. haha, just like that, midway finds that even larry has rejected him, hahaha, what a dunce

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    10. Even larry disagrees with your incorrect interpretation of the CODE. You can't be in support of CODE while also breaking it's very rules, and such a simple one aswell. A permit would only cost you 10 mil isk and it lasts for a whole year! Think of all the highsec mining you'd be able to do with that!

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    11. And fair enough too: he is not a hypocrite like the anonstarks. A trait to be admired.

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    12. Not interested in highsec mining :)

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    13. oooooo look at me im sooooo cool I live in Low sec!!!!!!!!!!!!:) I go there to mine because im scared of CODE ganking me again:( Im so dumb why did I give all my items and sp to aiko :( luckily i got a credit card and i just bought more alts!!

      IM NOT MAD!:)11!:)

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    14. A blogg account with no reference to the in game character is still hiding in the closet.

      Why bother at all with the butthurt slave?

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    15. KB: You're right that it's less than ideal. It's cowardly to hide one's in-game identity on an EVE-related blog. That's why I think anons are so awful. Midway's ability to stick to a persistent moniker adds an ounce of credibility.

      I bother with Midway because he is good at extracting salt from the waste and because he brings something new. If only he would share his nick and procure a permit. I'd log in to collect that payment and send him a shiny new bio bauble.

      I've been retired for over two years. I log in only a few times a year to liquidate assets to buy more New Order shares.

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    16. If I created an alt (I only have 1 account with 1 main, 1 alt) would that be a satisfactory compromise?

      Then CODE could pod tf out of me: permit or not :)
      I'd hang around Jita or something so it would be a public spectacle lol :)

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    17. I could see if I could reach the bottom of zkill lmao :)

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    18. Midway, you've got the wrong idea. We don't want to blow up some meaningless alt that you create for the purpose.

      This is about you as a person. The Code is like the Matrix. You can take the blue pill and wake up in your safe spot and believe whatever you want to believe; or you can take the red pill, see how New Eden really works, and then explore how deep the wormhole goes.

      The first step is to buy a permit. It's a token sum. Having done so, you need never post again to this blog, for this is a place of acrimony and tear harvesting.

      Then follow the Code. Study it. Ask your Agent what it means to be compliant. Stay in touch. The principles described in the Code, when understood completely, will make you ungankable. It is known.

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    19. I have to agree with the Professor, even though he isn't just clings to his name to feel secure posting here, but he even has to lash out to those who don't need the extra reassurance of associating with posts of the past.

      I hope one day both the miners will buy permits, and the Professor will understand anonymity too.

      Hey Lawrence! Have you considered buying an anon-permit? It costs no isk, and allows you to post anonymously here for the foreseeable future! It would change your entire retirement! You could be free from your worst instinct! Taste the collective!

      In the meantime..
      'Waaaaaah!'

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    20. >We don't want to blow up some meaningless alt that you create for the purpose.

      How could it be meaningless if it was truly I who was flying it? ;)

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  8. If Midway doesn't have to buy a permit, why is he afraid to state his in-game name? Hmmm? Sounds like he is scared.

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  9. i found a video about MidwayMiner in real life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJh7NcIGwHM

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    1. At least he got an award midway should be proud of that.

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    2. hahaha! *finally* some anonstarks are showing a sense of humor! well done!:)

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    3. Wow. I'm literally letting you know that I think you are an autistic retard, and I'm doing such a good job of it that you are complimenting and applauding me.

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    4. Well done Anon 4:37, I knew you weren't an autistic retard like CODE BREAKREEEE MIDWAY.

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    5. Can autists even comprehend when someone is making fun of them?

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  10. laughing at you, not with you

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    1. us anons are laughing together AT you.

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    2. Together in autism we laugh :)
      Can I borrow some of your meds? :)

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    3. again midway, learn to be independent. Id suggest you start small like taking baths without someone watching over you then maybe changing your own diapers. Eventually you might be able to live with minimal medical intervention.

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    4. Will you come to the CHAZ with me again?

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    5. Midway did you not read the independent part?

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    6. But it's not the same with out you. Your blue hair helps us blend in :)

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  11. Imaging clinging to Larry for your legitimacy, and the garbage you write is so embarrassing that even Larry has to denounce you.

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    1. Larry feels bad for this guy hes obviously struggling with a lot of mental conditions. That's why Larry's being so polite when condoning midwayshitters actions.

      In truth, Larry knows Midway is a hopeless, retarded, and autistic shitter who'll never learn to get with the CODE.

      Hopefully he'll quit like shardani and do the gene pool a favor.

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    2. >Hopefully he'll quit like shardani and do the gene pool a favor.

      Another anon that appears to take satisfaction in a supposed RL suicide.
      What a mentally ill lot the ISIS-anons are! And it's all in full public view!

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    3. Midway, that's a bit out of line, but you didn't now. A dark event happened a few years ago—a real life tragedy—when somebody RP'd too hard and let in-game events overwhelm his real life.

      You see, an anti-ganking movement was created by carebears who were outraged by the introduction of the Code in 2012. A leader (moderator) of the anti-gankers was a character by the name of Kalynn Shardani. He vehemently opposed our New Order but was endlessly frustrated by his inability to curtail it.

      A few years later the moderator's wife appeared in the anti-ganking channel, using his nick, and confessed that her husband had committed suicide after taking the life of their infant son. The chatlog was posted and it made the national news (link now broken). As far as we can tell, he snapped.

      While it is wrong to derive satisfaction from this event, it is still brought up occasionally as a reminder of the inherent danger of conflating IRL morality with in-game morality. ie. Those who oppose PvP in a PvP game for IRL moral reasons could end up like Shardani.

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    4. News article, video missing.

      https://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735/

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    5. So he let EVE affect him so much it contributed to him killing his son and infant kid???

      Well, I'm glad that I posted on this very blog that I didn't wish anyone here RL malice. And that's the truth. I can separate RL from a computer game.

      I sincerely wish everyone here a long and enjoyable life, regardless of in-game differences.

      The incident has made me think though. If my taunts do get under your skin too much just let me know and I'll ease up. I'm pretty sure most people can see I do it for the lulz, but we all have different senses of humor and some might think differently.

      Thanks for the info Prof. you're right: I didn't know.

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    6. coward murderer with the in game name of Kalynn Shardani.

      And moderator of ag.

      Now who is going to say CODE kill women and children aboard carebear freighters when that bloke brings a video game ragequit into rl?

      It all started right here folks.


      Never forget shardani.

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  12. "even Larry"
    such is the respect the anons give a true, principled agent.

    Embarrassing or not, my posts have really spiced up what was an embarrassingly lame comments section.

    MB should be thankful for the boost in ratings I give it lol :)
    Before me it was "Miners disgust me" - riveting stuff!

    Maybe I should demand 10 mill isk to continue boosting this site? hmmmm.... :)

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    1. You have made the comments much more interesting with your retardedness.

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    2. It's always interesting to watch a retard smash his head into the wall and pretend that he is defeating the wall. What a dummy. Look at him, he's still doing it!

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    3. As I keep posting, it's a labor of love :)

      Your head is the wall, though it protects no brain inside lol :)

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  13. Miners disgust me.

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  14. Ugh! Those miners disgust me. ;-)
    Hats of to Alterus on his triumphant return to the arena.

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  15. It all started right here on minorbump.com. It was a dark day in hell, back in July of 2015, when a man called Shardani decided it would be funny to troll the minorbump comments. His friends say he was a kind sweet fellow, a bit of an autist, but a gentle giant who never meant harm to no kin or volk. However, the screeching of the CODEanon wraiths began to drive him insane, and he howled in protest against the law of James 315. In the end, Shardani was turned into a raging madman, it was like the movie Shining, except instead of ghosts there was naught but the CODEanons. They heckled and laughed at him, even as he killed his own child, the CODEanons just joked, "It's miner with an E!" All that fuss and the poor miner didn't even know how to spell. This is why we always urge that miners just buy a mining permit. It's a lot easier that way.

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    1. This is true, I was here posting anonymously when it all went down. We told him his kid would probably grow up to be a ganker, and Shardani's antiganker instincts just took over. What a madman. If only he had bought a permit...

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    2. Aye, I remember all this like it was yesterday. Shardani was getting so upset, just infuriated at the word of the Saviour, and outraged that highsec is owned by a real person and not just some arbitrary NPC. I told him to calm down, but he just became more agitated. I told him to calm down again, and he became even more upset! I kept urging him to calm down, but he was intent upon self-destructive behavior. I only wish that he had calmed down, as required by the CODE.

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    3. Its miner with an E!

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  16. Ah, so good to see The Code still at work even after all these years where I had to quit the game. Thank you James315 for continuing to bring quality content to EVE Online.

    -Zander Moreau
    o7

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