Dignity: Bot-aspirant carebears don't have it; Agents of the New Order are drenched with it, dripping with it. And for both groups, their position is earned. The bot-aspirant carebears are continuously making fools of themselves, while our Agents courageously cut them down with the most elite skillfulness. That, in a nutshell, is what happened during the week of June 7th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 13th @ 23:59 EVEtime.
Roberto Sacamono's 1.7 billion isk Skiff invited disaster upon itself--and contempt. Everyone knew that Robert considered his blingy ship to be totally immune to suicide ganks. But Agents Shilliam Watner, GAY PRIDE BOOOOOM, Your Awesum Brutha, Ulianov, mat Otsito, and mat Tadaruwa had the Code and plenty of Catalysts. A potent combination as always.
So many miners are dying in highsec. These days, not only are they getting killed by our Agents; some are killing themselves! JunjoMX BlackStars suicided his Procurer by inexplicably sending attack drones against Agent Blitz Kishunuba. The miner thus CONCORDed himself. I wonder what JunjoMX was thinking when he disabled his safety and dismissed all of those warning messages that CCP put there to protect the carebears from themselves.
mule destroyer probably didn't consider himself a miner, despite belonging to Mining Adventures Cooperative corporation. But he certainly behaved like one...
Agents Hickock and Vishnu Calm came under attack by this Goofus, resulting in the destruction of a 2 billion isk Golem, courtesy of CONCORD. Miners, suicide ganking isn't as easy as our Agents make it look.
Daniel Livy, too, probably ignored his corporation's name and told himself that he wasn't really a miner. But self-delusion and snowballs aren't enough to protect one's ship from a determined group of gankers. Agents Aiko Danuja, Noll Kion, Felix Hausdorff, Alleil Pollard, Niels Henrik Abel, Augustus De Morgan, Max August Zorn, Seamus Scrapmagnet, Shadow Cyrilus, Evil Marxist, Shadow Pearl, Whadda Badasaz, Void Delivery Service, Lisa Tears, Shadow Defiance, Shadow Redemption, Shadow Fireball, Jorgen Pedersen Gram, Erhard Schmidt, Ernst Steinitz, and Shadow Lucifer descended upon the miner with a fleet of 21 Catalysts. They bravely eliminated this threat from highsec.
Late last week, Cyno Kane found himself bored and in desperate need of a nice, juicy lossmail. At least, that's the most generous explanation for his decision to go AFK in a 5.6 billion isk Occator. Agents Mr Lovinn, FleetJump Jump, Lovin Jr, 1400mm Gallium Cannon, Caldari Citizen 2116212079, and Young Loving had a group of battlecruisers waiting for him. They delivered Cyno Kane the lossmail he apparently craved.
Kaelyn Amnell did the unthinkable: She engaged in AFK mining in the Niarja system. Agent Aaaarrgg was in the neighborhood and, after performing a comedically timed double-take, punished the miner for her recklessness. Kaelyn lost her Hulk and her 3.6 billion isk pod.
Michi's! How typical. Oh, and her Hulk fit sucked, too.
So much fail in highsec-minerdom this week.ReplyDelete
Where was ag? Or the prof for that matter. I was expecting at oeast a bit of look-at-me.
Now why you wanna go triggering that miner? He gets all pissy and everyone has to listen to him. Don't he kno how cringy it is when an "agent" acts like that? Arguing with anons like a pissed off highsec miner.Delete
He claims to have a script that will hide our comments from him. It's like his safe space. But he obviously wont use it, like a miner threatening to block a ganker in local. They never can stand it for long.
It's genetics I'm sure. He haz minerz jeenz!!!1!
Or at least a third copy of #21...Delete
Is he a white chick, or what. Asking for an anon friend.Delete
waaaaaaah anons trigger me WAAAAAAAH!Delete
I wonder why real Agents like Aaaarrgg, Karma, and Wolf and many others aren't triggered by anons trolling anti-Code shitters.ReplyDelete
Probably because real Agents understand the Code better than converted miners, huh? Ask a silly question...
I made it into an article!ReplyDelete
Whoa! My fellow anon got famous! James is truly magnificent!Delete
"looook at meeeeeee"Delete
The hypocrisy of the anonstarks are sweet nectar! :)
What a witty riposte! Anyone reading this blog would surely assume that you are a neurosurgeon lol :)Delete
What was that? I'm using the Professors script to block out all your mental retardation. I think this website could be of use to you https://www.wikihow.com/Accept-Your-Autism. Waaaaaaaaaah!Delete
HURRRR!!!! The Prof's script only works on anon posts, if you had a look at the CODE. DURRRRR!!!!!!! haha!!! :)Delete
You obviously failed then, coz here you are, answering my posts lmfao!Delete
"You can also turn it on and off at will" I guess its going back on.Delete
"I live in low sec im sooo cool" Midwayshitter
Keep raging! Your tears are tastier than Starbursts! :)Delete
Why miners buy Michi's implant? They don't know how long it takes to mine undisturbed just untill it pays off?ReplyDelete
Fossores omnes condemnabitur.Delete
"Waaaaaaaaaa" -that shitter when anons don't believe his highsec ag miner friends when they claim to be from lowsec, but have no proof that they are anything but highsec shitters.ReplyDelete
Shitsucker midway must be sucking extra hard to get the prof all defensive over him. Gotta protect her man and all that...
I cause more rage here than all the anonstarks in highsec LOL! I love it! :)ReplyDelete
Look at meeeeeeeereeeeeeeeee!Delete
lol - https://ibb.co/Nr3zdBBReplyDelete
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I'd pay good money to see what this comment wasDelete
Pity you don't have any (no, food stamps don't count lol) :)Delete
I use boxtops, actually.Delete
I actually laughed! Thanks!Delete
anonstark1247 one down, the rest of the anonstarks on this blog to go lolReplyDelete
Look at meeereeeee!Delete
Look at all those Goofuses trying to PvP in unconventional ships. It brings to mind the old adage that a fool and his money are soon parted. If only they had followed James 315's wisdom and bought permits instead. The New Order profited more from their stubborn noncompliance than we would have from their obedience. I guess that's why they say The Code Always Wins!ReplyDelete
CODE. always wins!Delete
Readers: note how these anons turn on a dime and attack genuine Agents? If this is the CODE community, why on earth would anyone want to join? Killing carebears one day, being killed by "allies" the next! LOLDelete
> ....CODE. alliance; it is a welcoming place. -James 315
The evidence above suggests the complete opposite lol
The agent attacked the anon collective and now he must pay with tearsDelete
I thought CODE was about the CODE? Apparently it's about the "anon collective"? Please, do go on lolDelete
Only miners think these are attacks. Agents test each others compliance and understanding of The Code often. The left pinky-toe of Professor Lawton -still- worth more than everything you'll ever achieve in life (ingame!), despite him lacking a good, deep understanding of the anonymity of minerbumping.Delete
Any you already admitted living in lowsec, that already voided any future argument you may have here. Only miners live in lowsec.
>Only miners think these are attacks.Delete
So CODE is full of miners then! lmao! I knew it!
'Test' LOL any reader can see through this puny attempt at deceit. Everyone can see that your anons have to think just to breathe, much less understand what for them would be such an abstract concept lol
And where on earth did you get the idea that only miners live in lowsec??? It's the *least* popular place to mine: the ore is not much better than a 0.5 and any attempt at solo mining is instadeath - we make sure of that, as do others :)
Save your Jedi mind tricks for your anonstark drones lol
I should add for the benefit of readers that CODE "tests" include homophobic taunts at their wayward Agent. This copied from the previous blog:Delete
anonstark1049: "You missed the whole point. His lisp is a choice, just like his lifestyle, dumbass."
So do you represent CODE with your homophobia, or are you an anonstark? (not that you provided any other 'evidence' for your assumption other than he had a lisp.) What an ethical group! Please bring your homophobia and prejudices to highsec! they need saving! Since your views and the CODE are one, make it clear that gay players are not welcome in EVE lol!
Miner, you don't even know what a miner is. It's a shame you could briefly trick Professor Lawton. He was away for too long.Delete
Readers: this is what you call an "incoherent response" lolDelete
Although revealingly, this drone didn't deny that homophobic taunts and mocking speech impediments were part of the "tests" for "a respected agent we all love!" lmao
If I were any calmer I'd be human Valium, thanks :) I'm glad that you're all gay - and yet homophobic at the same time? Such self-hatred! It goes a long way to explaining anonstark behavior lol :)Delete
calm down minerDelete
Look at meeeeeReeeeee -shitsucker midway.Delete
Pick a side, dumbass. No quarter given.
Looks like the words of Professor Lawrence Lawton don't carry much weight today.ReplyDelete
Professor Lawton is a respected agent we all love! Our love for him can't tolerate his ignorance about mb-anonimity any further, for his approach isn't worthy of an agent of his stature. The New Order cares for the betterment of agents.Delete
Translation: "CODE can't control its anonstark drones so someone who was civil must pay" lolDelete
An agent who cuddles a miner in ignorance must drop some isk in the proverbial miner-cuddling-jar but he's still an agent, and not some worthless lowsec shitter.Delete
There must be no cuddling amongst CODE then, considering you are all clearly miners at heart. No wonder you turn on each other like dogs instead lolDelete
(not my fellow anons - it's spelled by proper punctuation, six 'a's and an exclamation mark)
55 replies! Jamie is gunna blow his wad thinkin' he all gone an got relevant agin.ReplyDelete
Shitsucker midway claims he's only here to troll the anons, but the anons were doing this to shitters waaaay before he started crying here.ReplyDelete
More like he got triggered over the anons, claimed to be a lowsec shitter because he thinks it's better than being the highsec shitter he is, got called out on it, and now he can't stop posting like a mad highsec miner.... because we won't let him.
Just like every mad highsec shitter before him.
Don't think I'm telling the truth? Just scroll back to any of the other shitters that got mad and started trying to "troll" these comments. They all sound the same and they all burn out long before the anons get tired of actual trolling.
He made claims he cannot back up with proof. Mostly because he's NOT "from lowsec", we all know he's just a triggered highsec shitter that's too stupid to quit, like shardani.
Lol, i mean look at all the rage and tears we made him post!Delete
He dun gots mad.
i hope he doesn't try to DDOS us like William Greer of Pearl RiverDelete
LOOK AT ME!!!!! I live in LOWSEX im sSOOOOOo coOOl!1!!!1! I could show you proof if I wated to too but nOooOO. OH Nooo DiD i Just lose my ship for Afk MINING??!/!?? I better go fuck thE professor so He GIvES me AniOther oneReplyDelete
That shitter cries about anons, while hiding his in game identity.Delete
That's some next level hypocrisy from yet another highsec miner coward.
ShitsuckerMidway caught it....ReplyDelete
Or was he born that way.
hahaha!!! look at you all raging and crying!!! It's a beautiful sight :)ReplyDelete
I have to agree with the miner. It's all cool!Delete
I love coming here to see ag fail some more.ReplyDelete
It is a daily ritual.
Popping miners gives me a great feeling.
Just like getting a fresh sheet of bubble wrap.
You just can't stop.
The tears in the comments are greatReplyDelete
I was in this post and sadly this will be the only post i'll ever be in as minerbumping has concluded. If you read this midway we had some good fights.ReplyDelete
I MISS JAMES :(((