Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali aka FighterJets GuitarSolo 1000Years was an extraordinary individual with unique talents. aiva's council used aiva's gifts to fight the Imperium's enemies, but could they exploit him in a bid for real-life global domination?
aiva didn't spend all of his time analyzing the EVE galaxy map; he analyzed a bunch of other stuff, too. And what he saw troubled him.
In casting his critical gaze upon the world around him, aiva found that radical feminism might end up posing as great a threat as Pandemic Horde.
But here aiva faced a new problem. While the council was united in its loyalty to the Imperium, not everyone agreed with aiva's approach to the world beyond EVE.
Sensing that council member Aiko Danuja was receptive to the notion of a society dominated by women, aiva pushed back. He wasn't afraid of a friendly debate.
...Or an extremely weird one.
aiva attempted to set the terms of the debate, but not everyone was persuaded.
Though he was determined to win any argument, aiva ran the risk of dividing his council unnecessarily. There was plenty of time to divide the spoils of war after the Imperium took over nullsec.
At last it seemed that aiva was ready to return to the matter at hand: How to defeat Pandemic Horde once and for all.
...No, still some unresolved issues to take care of first.
aiva would not rest until he had persuaded everyone to unite behind his philosophy. But Aiko stubbornly resisted.
For the first time, aiva considered that he or someone else might need to construct an artificial womb before inventing faster-than-light travel.
Why was aiva so preoccupied with gender dynamics when there were wreacking boallquals and skank traps to build?
Perhaps aiva had become too accustomed to getting his way. If aiva's council did fracture due to his philosophy, could he put the pieces back together in time for Operation Devil's Night?
To be continued...
i know it, Aiko always was a radical feminaziReplyDelete
But what's not to love about an Agent who can scam a tactical retard for this long.Delete
Jeezus, part 74 already? I get the feeling aiva is a special type shitter. Real special.
AIKO NEEDS TO STOP DISTRACTING THE GLORIOUS LEADER FROM HIS WAR AGAINST THE HORDE, THIS IS WHY A WOMAN HAS NO PLACE ON THE WAR COWNSUL - SEND HER TO THE GULITINE!!!!ReplyDelete
dont be so rash aiko has helped me in the past while we may but heads on some subjects as far as im concered thats what i need some one who can push back when neededDelete
Just wait until midwayshitter comes here and fills the comments with his salty high sec miner tears.ReplyDelete
If he really lived in low sec he'd give us some proof, but we all know he's just another filthy miner pretending to be a CODE agent on the forums because he sucks at the actual game.
if only i could tell you what ive done then you will all be in understanding but i cant due to the fact it would ruin any advantage i haveReplyDelete
It's cool. We all trust James sharing all the details when it's time.Delete
Aiva wanna know a cool secret I'll tell you for 10 million iskDelete
hello everyone!!! I'm back to make your pitiful website popular again, as usual!ReplyDelete
You're welcome :)
looks like like some one wants the lime light its all yoursDelete
I don't need your permission lol. The anaonstark drones are my puppets! Watch them jump at my command :)Delete
Loooook at meeeReeeeeee!Delete
Here's my ingame main: James 316ReplyDelete
I've been testing you, and by admitting that you are all gay but homophobes at the same time, you failed.
I'm devising a suitable punishment for you all. I think you will have to give me everything you own, extract all your skills and give them to me, then biomass yourselves lmao :)
well anon fell free to rip into code breaker i wont stop youDelete
How could you stop them? Plus they know I love coming here for a bit of banter anyway :)Delete
anonstark1036 what "lesson" is that? That you are all gay as openly admitted by anons in the last blog, and that you were also homophobic as admitted by other anonstarks?Delete
Of course I learned this :)
yeh but now he's on a navy boat, he's false valouring with the navy nowDelete
False. I really was on the Yorktown during the Battle of Midway lolDelete
That's just the start of it! I had to fly my submarine against the Kaiju to protect the fleet. I could see Yamamoto shaking his fist at me from his flagship. It was intense lolDelete
I should add that I punish you because I love and respect you so much, just as you professed to Prof. Lawrence. Decency cannot be tolerated lolReplyDelete
Look at meeeeeReeeee!Delete
Of course any punishment means ingame. I don't confuse a game and RL :)Delete
You will have to give me the name of your mains though so they can be punished. I'm James 316 :)
well you certainly are en interesting individualReplyDelete
so are you aiva, so are youDelete
so panfam joe you still around??ReplyDelete
i wish to have words with youDelete
What do you want? I'm busy.Delete
i know your busy joe tomorrow in the next best revenge you and i will have a talk and anon im being honest i mean no harm with this talk ive defeated him i have nothing to gain from humiliating him furtherDelete
Be kind aiva, panfam knows not what they do. It's full of lispy carebears, i hear they were born that way.Delete
That should trigger shittermidway. I hear his new lie is something about "testing" everyone while he tries to impersonate James.
Like anyone would believe shitsucker midway-greer was anything but a pissed off highsec ag shitter. Lol lowsec stolen valor to match his RL stolen valor.
quick question midway why here on this story of all places there are hundreds of other blogs here you could of chosen yet you chose hereReplyDelete
I guess the answer is so obvious you can't see it: because it is most fun here :)Delete
ty anon for defending me but i wish the only praise to see from you is to prove to your self that no one can bring you down seeing those i defend on the strategic level grow and prosper is the only praise i needDelete
so midway whats your opinion on strategyDelete
well then if your not gona answer ill waitDelete
After objectively observing and examining the evidence, I have come to the conclusion that CODE BREAKER MIDWAY is in fact William Greer of Pearl River, Louisiana.ReplyDelete
quite possible anon but lets bide our time and wait till we can prove it without faultDelete
Well it appears very fortunate for one anonstark that I'm not actually this Greer person. If I'm dox'd and my RL identity revealed then that ties me specifically to their libel and action can proceed.ReplyDelete
So until then, let the games continue! :)
thank you midway you have given me all the data i need to find and end your threatsDelete
lol! So obtaining legal advice is a threat? Good luck with that one genius! :)Delete
Thank you aiva.ReplyDelete
your welcome anon give me a while to go over the data to see what i can extractDelete
While you're at it, extract all your SP and give them to me lol :)Delete
keep talking midway at least you can get your partner half way to orgasmDelete
ahahahahaha ZINK code breaker you just got owned by the leader of goonswarm, hahahaha, DUNKED in front of everyone lolDelete
So I'm turning you on, baby? I'm flattered, even curious, but I don't think you're my type lol :)Delete
i already taken and before you start he loves pleasure torture in the bed roomDelete
That's fine. It's not hurting me. Have at it! :)Delete
so thats your game undermining guise with a hint of action to hit some where interesting tho it will take me more time to work out the further details you gave ph a run for its money on how idiotic that plan isDelete
if im wrong prove itDelete
You're over-analyzing. I literally just enjoy sparring with anonstarks here :) I've never been accused of RL sex crimes though, so of course I had a quick chat with a lawyer. That's all there is to it :)Delete
ok then thnx for your cooperationDelete
my friend in pandemic horde says code breaker midway is a convicted sex offender in the state of LouisianaDelete
yeh that was confirmed yesterday by goon intelDelete
anonstark145 so long as my RL identity is not made public, your "friend" (I know you don't really have any lol) can say whatever he likes :)Delete
we can say whatever we want regardless, go ahead and sue the website, we are hosted in mexico city gringo pendejoDelete
Sigh. You should really talk to a lawyer before pretending to be one lol. The libel would be against the individual who posted. I didn't ask about the website. In any case why would I want to bring down such a fun website? That would be most counterproductive :)Delete
why would i talk to a lawyer? go ahead and sue me bro, i don't care. bring it.Delete
>we are hosted in mexico city gringo pendejoDelete
That's quite interesting since the ISP issuing minerbumping's IP is in Mountain View, CA. But CA is pretty much Mexico these days, so your not far off lol :)
i don't think code breaker midway is gonna sue, he's just gonna cry about lawsuits like a beta male and then he's not actually gonna do anythingDelete
anonstark207 your comprehension is at the level expected of an anon lol. My RL identity has to be made public before libel can proceed. So chill bruh! haha! :)Delete
Comedy Gold as always! In the post, and in the comments too! Keep up the good work everyone!ReplyDelete
I see two options: Crybreaker Greer-Shardani-Stark Midway gives up, so The Code wins, or he'll keep entertaining us by posting miner things every day like the shitter he is, so The Code wins that way.
The Code Always wins.
It's win-win! I love coming here - that should be pretty obvious by now :)Delete
You're gonna have to change your name, if you want reconciliation here, if not, then no sympathy, you obviously want drama. Those are the rules.Delete
Fit in, or fuck off, fake pre-boomer.
I choose no sympathy :)Delete
Your kind always do. Learning is hard huh?Delete
Tell us about your job during Midway. Admiral?
Hey willie, you need to stop drinking and turn off the history chan. Nobody believes you.
I already posted that I flew a submarine. Even shot down a few Zeros with my torpedoes! It was uhmazing! :)Delete
Midway, you're doing a pretty good job of holding your own against the betanon. Its usual MO is to pester folks for personal information while failing to lead by example, apparently blind to the irony. It probably came from 4chan. But I'm not pleased to read about you impersonating our Saviour in-game. This James 316 stuff won't do. What is your opinion of the Code?ReplyDelete
his name is literally CODE BREAKER...Delete
Oh noes, larry the hypocrite playing both sides of the fence again. He won't post with his goon 'main' either. And we all know why lol ;)Delete
He don't mind winding up shitsucker midwaygreer though. What's he care about supporting James, Larry's only here to leech hits to his so called blog. ;)
As the one person I've learned to respect here, I will answer you honestly. It's the least you deserve for your civility.Delete
Taking a step back, I think CODE. is a great example of emergent phenomenon that sandboxes can produce. The idea of a quazi-religious RP group saving players from themselves is great - it's what drew me to MB in the first place.
As for the details of the CODE, there are elements I believe in pragmatically, outside of RP. I believe that ganking miners does help stop them getting bored with the game so they stick around - as per CCP's own investigations.
I'm actually rather indifferent to the rest. I'm just a foot-soldier in an alliance that I love. Paraphrasing the Spartan quote, I return either holding my shield or as biomass carried on it lol. Paying for a permit would be to me like returning without my shield - surrendering. I wouldn't hesitate losing a multi-billion isk freighter for refusing to pay a 1 isk permit. I live and die in EVE shoulder to shoulder with my friends. That's what I'm in EVE for. Isk doesn't matter to me at all.
As for your request re using James' name, because you asked me, I will cease using it :)
Daddy would you stop embarrassing yourself on this forum and come back to the bedroom, I haven't seen your little willy in a long time because your too busy mining in high sec.Delete
That's nice of you to say. There are plenty of excellent low-volume commenters on this blog that you'll encounter as you spend more time here.Delete
It sounds like you have a pretty practical outlook and understand what EVE's about. Fighting, friends, and fun. You speak as though you've already moved out of highsec.
I have come to think of displaying a permit less as an act of deference to authority than a public declaration of solidarity with the natural laws of EVE that the Code summarizes. For me the ability to give a sincere 'gf' after a loss is the real turning point for any pilot.
Thank you for voluntarily ceasing the Saviour impersonation.
You do realize he just claimed something about the Battle of Midway, right?
Do you honestly believe that?
This Greer dude totally broke your anonstark brains! You all seem to have PTSD lmao :)ReplyDelete
William Greer dedicated himself to spamming this blog 16 hours a day for weeks on end. Check out the William's Rage series if you haven't already seen it.Delete
Thanks, I'll check it out.Delete
Well that was an interesting read. A couple of things I noticed. Greer had no sense of humor, just rage-driven spam: I have no idea why these anonstarks think I'm him posting again lol. Also there seemed to be fewer anons back then and they seemed much more reasonable than the current batch :)Delete
You have stirred the anon's nest. :PDelete
I'll defend myself forever :)Delete
Anonstarks are just a swarm of stingless bees. Same IQ and temperament though lol :)
Oldest shitter yet to start an Anon fight. Too stupid to quit. Lol 96 years old (minimum) and too stupid to do his resesrch before starting shit here with that name.ReplyDelete
Liar. Liar. Your pants are on FIRE!
Loook at meeeeeReeeeeee! I was on a boat 60 years ago and I'm still dumb as shit.ReplyDelete
Shut your mouth anon you know nothing about my achievements. I am the king of PVP IN low sex and real life!!!1!!Delete
I got 79 confirmed kills but I cant show you becaese I dont wanna dox myself, BUT I COULD IF I FELT LIKE It.
I bought... I MEAN EARNED a whole plethora of medals so dont make me sue you for defamashin because nothing you say abotu me is true and tyour hurting my feelings.
Wow I just went looking and ive found the real willies facebook page.ReplyDelete
Why don't willie just post as himself, we all know it's him back again, all mad about not being a real agent. Now he's got that exgoon larry trying to act like he's all buddy buddy. They make a great pair.ReplyDelete
You saw him belittle James and the blog, yea? True colors and all....
Never forget shardani-greer-lawton!ReplyDelete
The main reason I'm an anon is that I flew with him back in the day. I wouldn't have my actual name tarnished by such a reputation.
He's not the agent he wanted us to believe he was. He's just a greasy miner-cuddler. So sad.Delete
Too days inna row now Jamie has gott her panties all wet n sticky cause peeple is postin here agin. Luvin code turn on itself.ReplyDelete
I never thought I'd meet someone who makes the battle of Midway look lame. You weren't at Midway, you goofus, and you didn't break the Japanese code. False valour loser, trying to inflate your own name at the expense of actual heroes. You aren't half the man Joseph Rochefort was.ReplyDelete
Larry 'the wannabe agent' lawton supoorts a self proclaimed "Code breaker".ReplyDelete
I guess we all know who he catches for.
OH NO PLEASE DONT SUE THE MINERBUMPING COMMENTSReplyDelete
Look at meeeeeeREEEEEEEEEReplyDelete
loook at meeeeeeereeeeeee, i think im better than an anonposter, waaaaaaahReplyDelete
i live in lowsec, or so i claim, that's really gonna impress the codeanonsReplyDelete
Haha, that explains why he likes Professor Lawton that much - that agent is rumored to be from nullsec! That's so badass!Delete
i took a screenie reeeee look at meeeeeeereeeee im not salty im gonna sue you lololololReplyDelete
i took a screenie reeeee lookatmeeeeeereeeeee im not salty but i took a screeeenie and i talked to a lawyer and u should talk to a lawyer but im not saltyreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeReplyDelete
hey guys look at meeeeeeeeeeREEEEEEEEEEE im sooooooooooooo awesome and I live in l0w sek. I have proof but why would i show you hahaah4haaReplyDelete
I took another screenie of the screenie!!1!1 you guys will hear from my international space lawyer!! Look at meeeeeReeeeee!!! I'm still in lowsex pwning all the nooobs ROFTLMAO 1!!1!1!ReplyDelete
Will you filthy anons stop defamating my name!!! I DO live in Lowsex and I woudl show yu but then youd know I ONLY GO THERE TO MINE.Delete
I TOOK A sCREEnie of this entire website and I AM REPORTING You all the google cops so youll be hearing from my lawyer, JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOLGBTQIA!!!1!!!1!!1!!