Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Over Two Trillion Thirty-Six Billion in Shares Sold

Let's get to work.

Hrothgar Nilsson added to his already considerable holdings of New Order stock with a purchase of 315 additional shares. This was sufficient to bring us to the 2,036 billion isk mark and earn Hrothgar a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.


BONUS!

I hope you're ready for some art.

Koizumi Taira, an accomplished artist and dedicated supporter of the Code has produced three pieces for your viewing pleasure.


First, "The Oath": Agents of the New Order are known for their humility and their humanity--and for keeping their promises.


"The Horn": A powerful reminder that only a Code enforcer is capable of ejecting bot-aspirants from their routines and subroutines.


And "The Inspection": Without our Agents, there would be no law and no Order. Miners, give them your respect and obedience. If you fail, don't say you weren't warned.

Here's a bonus piece of artwork which has been credited to Agent Donatien Alphonse Francois (unless someone else wants to claim it):


This piece could end a lot of unnecessary arguments, I think.

Finally, there's this:


Anti-Code rebels do, on occasion, try their hand at creating artwork of their own. But it's always bad.


In this case, the miner simply defaced Agent Alt 00's masterpiece. Yet another reminder that the New Order is on the side of civilization; the miners only know how to make a mess.

For more Agents' artwork, see our timeless Links page.

11 comments:

  1. The one piece of carebear "artwork" just proves that ag carebear losers have no intelligent original ideas. All they can do is lie, steal, and imitate those better than them.

    The Code always wins!

    Always!

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    1. Clearly the miner is wrong. The caption should be "A puny douche-bag with man titties."

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    2. Clearly someone is mad. Sucks to be them.

      James lives rent free in their head.

      Always!

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    3. Looks like you are sticking to the script with the "James lives rent free in their head" phrase. That's nice. James likes reliable minions. Doesn't want too much independent thought.

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    4. PROUD to be a minion of James 315.

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    5. "waaaaaaahhhh!" -anonshitter653

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  2. Hooray! What a fine civilization we have. Wonderful art (except that last one which was derivative) and congratulations to Hrothgar for lucking out with the SPTH™.

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  3. Never forget shardani-GREER!

    It's minEr with an E!

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  4. That anti-code artwork couldn't have been more obviously created by someone in your own corp to create drama. Stick to posting your actual in-game stuff, please. Don't be this sad and pathetic.

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    1. Why you so mad, miner?

      Oh yea

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    2. If only miners knew crayons were for drawing instead of eating.

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