Thursday, June 18, 2020

The Plague of Nakugard, Part 8

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Alt 00's mission to clean up Nakugard took on a new importance when her investigation revealed that the miners were spreading filth and disease. The mighty CODE. alliance took action.


Miners often complain about the lack of a warning--but sometimes an explosion is the only warning they can understand. There are miners who actually think it's safe to violate the Code because "CODE. will protect me."


Thanks to the explosions she delivered, Alt 00 was able to get on K Scribbles' radar. But what did he want? It sounded serious.


Everyone knows that schedules are the most valuable intel available, but our Agent was disappointed by the miner's ignorance about hygiene.


After getting caught in a lie about hand washing, the miner went away in a huff.


Alt 00 sighed. Every time she told a miner to wash their hands, she received more bad news.


Bringing civilization to highsec isn't easy. That's why there was never any progress during the pre-Code era.


Each miner who failed to obey the Enhanced Bathroom Protocol was executed. Antimatter is the best disinfectant.


Nakugard's miners were forced to grit their teeth and dock up whenever Alt 00 entered the system. However, those who were AFK provided additional targets:


Our Agent was used to prevailing in combat and winning amazing victories, but Nakugard had became a slaughterhouse. When would it end?


The only solution was to continue killing the miners until they stopped dying.


Miners are bad at learning, but they're also bad at teaching: The death of one miner seemed to make no impression on another. They couldn't learn from each other's mistakes, no matter how well-publicized.


After hgichoda returned to his keyboard, he finally admitted that there was a crisis going on. But he couldn't see that the Code was the only way out.

To be continued...

145 comments:

  1. silly miners, EVE is for gankers!

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  2. But did they get the schedules? !!1!

    Everyone knows how valy that info is! Lul

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  3. I wonder if lookatmelarry will ever ask midwayminer if he supports the Code.

    That miner was saying how much respect and love he had for larry, surely he trusts larry enough to contact him in game and confirm he has all his permits in order!

    I know larry wouldn't dox the dude, so what's the problem? Why don't he just message larry in game and prove he's not a highsec miner?

    I bet I know why ;)

    Never trust a CARDBOARD VEGETABLE!!1!

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  4. How's the weather in Prague? Are the CARDBOARD vegetables ripe yet?

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    1. Da comrade! The midwayshitter is cooked, well done.

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  5. How long until shittermidway starts crying about his low IQ? Yea, I know he likes to claim he's smart, and so not triggered, and it's everyone else who's low IQ not him, but he's never gonna learn without the proper education.

    You know what they say in the public school system? "Low IQ, repetitive task." Time to put his antiCode butt to posting lies. ;)

    Someone should ping him again. I'm sure he has notifications on, he can't stand the thought of someone talking about him lul!

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    1. I mean it's a proven method to present complex mathematical equations about one's IQ in order to demonstrate how smart one is. Especially by miner-standards.

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  6. midwayminer doesn't do a very good job of spamming us

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  7. In a few hours midwayshitters gonna come here and tell us how much he loves to 'troll' and how this isn't making him mad.

    That shitter thinks he controls us though if he wasn't here we would be trolling a different shitter. We control him, he wouldn't be able to stay away from us even if he tried. We're just doing what the anons do on this blog, and that's attacking autistic shitters.

    He'll burn out eventually just like all the others.

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  8. lookatmeeeereeeelarry doesn't ask the midwayminer to get a permit cuz larry knows his own mining characters dont have permits

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  9. MidwayminergoofusJune 18, 2020 at 9:02 PM

    Look at meeeereeeeeeeeee :) did you miss me im not triggered :) i took a scrennie better talk to a lawyer im not william greer from pearl river :) larry said im ok :) i had nothing to do with victorstark but im gonna talk about anonstarks like I was there :) reeeeee im from lowsec reeeeeeeeeee :)

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  10. larry look-at-me lawtonJune 18, 2020 at 9:08 PM

    Hey everyone LOOK AT Meeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm afraid of the anons hurting my feelings with their truth so I made a script to shield myself from them. Midwayshitter does a better job of sucking my dick than my husband so I pretend not to notice when i see him mining in high sec. Oh no my mining alt just got ganked!1!1!

    Waaaaaah!

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    1. Lol don't be a larry!

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    2. I bet if the Professor liquidated some of his assets and skills, he could become the third biggest shareholder of The New Order. That would make him 33% more right!

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    3. Nice homophobia. Another reason I punish the anonstarks: they lack civility.

      tags: anonstarks homophobic predictable nematodes

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    4. Thanks for letting us know that we are being punished. If you didn't notify us we would never have noticed. Thought it's just another miner bringing free content to our favorite blog.

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    5. The only person crying about homophobia is midwayshitterSTARK. There was nothing demeaning said about the above mentioned blowjob until shitterSTARK started whining.

      That's right, he's victorstark, the loser we were reading about when he posted his virgin tears here.

      Plus, he's too ignorant to punish anyone. You did him extract all his skills, right? That's how you punish a tactical retard.

      He's just a tryhard highsec miner.

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  11. I wonder if he's gonnna claim that his name was all a big troll too. I think he's severely miscalculated his ability to keep up with the anons. Hell he'll be his own meme in 3 weeks.


    Never forget shardani-GREER-midwayshitter!




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  12. Old Guard or no guard!

    Too bad so sad for larry-come-lately, lul!!

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  13. larrylookatmelawtonJune 18, 2020 at 9:22 PM

    Look at MEEEREEEEEEEeeee!!1!

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  14. ALL GLORY UNTO JAMES! HE HAS NO NEED OF HALF MEASURES, OR FAKE LOOK-AT-ME AGENTS.

    CARDBOARD AGENTS LIKE LARRY NEED TO SHOW THE PROPER DEFERENCE, AND NOT SUPPORT ANTI-CODE MIDWAYSHITTERS.

    JUST ASK MIDWAYSHITTER IF HE SUPPORTS THE CODE, LARRY, YOU CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF AN AGENT. OLD GUARD. OR NO GUARD! ANTI-CODE DOGS HAVE FLEAS, AND SO DOES LARRY BY NOW!

    Always!

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  15. *the lights go down*
    *the band enters the stage*

    Greetings my screeching parrots! Your conqueror has returned!

    You may now greet me with the deference appropriate as your superior lol :)

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    1. You are required to purchase a permit if you want to post with any name other than anon. This is about James and his Code. This is not about you or larrylookatme.

      Put up or shut up. If you want pvp so badly why are you hiding like a bitch?

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    2. How would you know if I paid for a permit without me doxxing myself in-game? Nice try though :)

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    3. What are you afraid of? That we will see through all your lies?

      We already do, miner.

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    4. Of course you do. You are a psychic lol :)

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    5. MidwaySTARK is just triggered because he tried to awox CODE. but he was so obviously still just a shitter that the Agents knew better, and trolled his retarded ass into extracting all his skills.

      Leaving his character much like his rl self, empty headed.

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  16. Glorious silence from the anonstarks again!
    Like the miners you are, you are very slow to learn, but perhaps there is hope for you afterall!
    Not being dicks is a great start :)

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    1. Do you have the autism in real life? Look, I understand its a mental disease and all, but have you considered taking your medications?

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    2. You must be a fellow suffer to have such a deep understanding of the condition.
      Would you like to share your experience with us? Only if it makes you feel better of course :)

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    3. calling him a 'fellow sufferer' implies that you do have the disease yourself. May I suggest using this website https://www.hhs.gov/programs/topic-sites/autism/autism-support/index.html

      I know some medicines have a bad taste to them but its always better to just take it. Maybe if you have your caretaker pretend its a choo choo train or an airplane it'll be easier for you to swallow?

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    4. A fellow suffer? So you confess? You have the autisms?

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    5. Suffering some degree of autism is a requirement to communicate with anonstarks :) Otherwise how could I decode your autism-driven posts? lol

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    6. Autism is a terrible disease, and your kid is not welcome here.

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    7. CHOOOO CHOOOO TIME TO TAKE YOUR AUTISM MEDS

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    8. Tts not terribly surprising that you have autism, I always suspected you did.

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    9. As a fellow sufferer, you are indeed in an excellent position to diagnose lol

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    10. Lol willie claimed to be on the spectrum also.

      Well you don't need 4 teens and a dog in a van to see what that means, but that didn't stop willieMidway from getting caught with just that recipe. Sick sick shitter.

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    11. It's miner with an E, not an O!

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    12. Midway! Bumping minOrs in real life does NOT make you a CODE agent.

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    13. You are required to purchase a permit if you support the Code.

      Put up or shut up. If you want pvp why are you hiding like a bitch?

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    14. Midwayshitter is victorstark, so obvious.

      And he's still not a lowsec-er.

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  17. >JUST ASK MIDWAYSHITTER IF HE SUPPORTS THE CODE

    Love the all-caps screeching!

    But no need to ask Prof. Lawrence, the only decent person agmonst you.

    I have explained previously that I do support the Code - it is a sound attempt to keep EVE a PvP game. I added that for personal reasons I refuse to pay for permits, but the Code is not the permits. In fact by refusing to pay I increase the chance of PvP, which is a goal of the Code.

    I don't fly any ship I can't afford to lose and every time I click undock I am ready to accept my fate with a sincere 'gf' and not tears.

    Meanwhile you anonstarks, just like the other Stark, don't seem to be interested in the Code itself, rather the "bad-ass" image associated with truly skilled Agents.

    The anger and hate you show in this blog proves that the Code doesn't bring you satisfaction :)

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    1. By referring to "anonstarks" you are showing yourself to be a false valour goofus. You were not part of the team that defeated VictorStark, and have no claim to use his name which is rightfully owned by the arresting agents.

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    2. CHOOOO CHOOOO TIME TO TAKE YOUR AUTISM MEDS

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    3. anonstark1005, you did not defeat Stark, you *became* a Stark lol

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    4. At least I don't have the autism disease, an actual diagnosis of RETARDATION.

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    5. He says he supports the Code, but he has no proof. Why would a Code supporter use James likeness (316)? Or be afraid to post his permits here?

      Something seems fishy.

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    6. I hear the fishing is good in Pearl River lol :)

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    7. Not only do you not support the Code, you failed at comprehending it.

      You are just a mad little highsec hypocrite, I bet you really do have a permit lol!

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    8. You are required to purchase a permit.

      Put up or shut up. If you want pvp why are you hiding like a bitch?

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  18. More silence?

    Brilliant! I am concerned however that continued silence will reduce the clicks to MB. The blogs here are very interesting and well-written. Every one in EVE should read them.

    tags: anonstarks defeated tears silence

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    1. CHOOOO CHOOOO TIME TO TAKE YOUR AUTISM MEDS

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    2. I'll have to dip in to your stash tonight bruh :)

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    3. So why call yourself code breaker if not for a response? Why post with any name other than anon or Agent?

      We know why ;)

      No proof

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    4. Says an anonstark. Haven't you ever looked up the meaning of 'hypocrisy'? lol :)

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    5. You are required to purchase a permit if you want to post with any name other than anon. This is about James and his Code. This is not about you or larrylookatme.

      Put up or shut up. If you want pvp why are you hiding like a bitch?

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  19. "I added that for personal reasons I refuse to pay for permits, but the Code is not the permits. In fact by refusing to pay I increase the chance of PvP, which is a goal of the Code."

    woah, calm down miner. you might want to ask James 315 if he agrees with your interpretation of the CODE. Let me give you a hint, you aren't James 315.

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    1. I'm sure in your mind you have twisted it as "Midway says CODE shouldn't sell permits or punish those that don't have them." But that is not what I said :)
      Read harder!!!!

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    2. Calm down miner, you need to send isk to buy your mining permit. The CODE has no tolerance for cheapskate losers who can't afford a mining permit.

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    3. Exactly the point! Thus comes PvP! In any case I'm not even sure they apply in lowsec.

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    4. Calm down miner, you are required to buy a mining permit, no excuses, no exceptions. Send 100 million isk today for your mining permit.

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    5. How about instead you destroy my ships, and I give you a genuine, no-tears 'gf' afterwards. Then everyone is happy :)

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    6. Sorry miner, no excuses, no exceptions, you are required to send 100 million isk and bend the knee to your High King, James. Glory be upon Him.

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    7. 100 million isk. You Stark pretenders are only interested in isk. That is why the Code brings you no pleasure and you rage instead :)

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    8. I just added him to the red pen autist list, so his fee is now 300 million isk.

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    9. More isk! More isk! Concepts like fighting side-by-side with your friends, camaraderie, loyalty: they are alien concepts to you. Your EVE experience must be truly hollow lol :)

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    10. Anti-Code goofus!

      Liar just said he supported the Code, then turned 180 like the highsec shitter we all know he is.

      Go back to minimg, shitsucker, your kind still don't belong here.

      Good job larry, he's your guy.

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    11. Arguing against the CODE is hardly going to convince anyone that you are loyal to the CODE. lOl. Only a retard thinks he can escape buying a permit.

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    12. So CODE = ISK to you? Please, continue lol :)
      Anonstark comprehension is truly at nematode level lol. I mentioned nothing about 'escaping' I did say however I accepted the consequences without tears. Quite a difference :)

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    13. James will not accept anything less friend. You must purchase the mining permit. It is non-negotiable and designed specifically to identify autistic retards who are unable to pay.

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    14. How can you be in support of the CODE while at the same time breaking the laws of the CODE? Not having a permit is a criminal offense, as is AFK mining in highsec while declaring you have autism to a group of anons.

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    15. You say a lot of nothing, I like how you try to sound smaht But maybe do a bit of googlefu before you post beyond your education, willie.



      So why are you scared to purchase a permit? And why so many wild claims you can't prove?

      You are acting just like the last triggered hypocrite, why should anyone believe you?

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    16. You are required to purchase a permit if you want to post with any name other than anon. This is about James and his Code. This is not about you or larrylookatme.

      Put up or shut up. If you want pvp why are you hiding like a bitch?

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    17. You all have the attention span of a goldfish lol. None of this is new news. I actually described my reasoning not many days ago. Prof. Lawton gave me something to think about though, and I am still considering his pov.

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    18. You are required.to.pirchase a permit, and support the Code to the letter of the law, of highsec.

      What are you scared of? Afraid we will see through all your lies and stolen valor?

      We already do, miner.

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    19. >of highsec

      Well, that excludes me then. Problem solved :)

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    20. Everyone come look at me!!!!1!:) I live in low sec im sooooo cool. ILL NEVER DOX MYSELF because im afraid theyll find out the truth. IM A HIGHSEC MINER!:)!:)! I mine afk while trying to defend myself from anons on james' blog. I pretend I support code but ill never buy a permit!! :) OOPSIE I FORGOT TO TAKE MY AUTISM MEDS TODAY HSJIFEJDERUJA,JSWJEICMSELWGVJESZMCWHU CHOOO CHOOOOOOOO nerjdjwaejsrkdntkjnewjrenzbidtiuj ahahahehhaahahahehahaha

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  20. CHOOOO CHOOO TAKE YOUR AUTISM MEDS CHOOO CHOOO

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  21. Is it bad that we're making fun of someone with autism and obviously many other mental disorders?

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    1. No. Retards with autism need to be made fun of, they are coddled by their nanny-state parents into thinking they are special snowflakes, and it's up to us to remind them that they are retards in real life.

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    2. As a lifelong sufferer, you are in an excellent position to answer your own question lol :)

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    3. I see we must continue then.

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    4. Put up or shut up. If you want to make claims here you have to prove them, or face the anons. Why would anyone believe a cowardly antiCode highsec miner?

      You claim to welcome PVP, but you hide your identity. Its easy enough to prove, just link your zkill.

      Or post as an anon. None of this lookatmelarry crap. You have to earn an identity here. You are still just an anon, only difference between you ans the real anons is try hard.

      You haz it.

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    5. >face the anons

      lmfao! The intellectual midgets of EVE! :)
      You are all been nothing but my puppets lol :)

      In the end though, you will love and respect me as your conqueror :)

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    6. >This is simply the life of an anon

      What an amazing life you live! I feel like I've really missed out!

      No mention about the Code in the life of an anonstark either! This is expected and needs to be punished lol

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    7. We defend the blog from shitters like you in the name of James. You shitters keep coming here and launching your retarded 'trolls' and 'attacks' or the most autistic ddos ive ever seen. You shitters tarnish the CODE with your fake support. "Id never buy a permit even if it costed 1 isk." So your saying even if it was as cheap is it could possibly be you still wouldnt support CODE? Thats the mindset of a highsec miner, like you.

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    8. So Code = isk? Please continue lol

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  22. BRRRRR HERE COME THE AUTISM MEDS!

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  23. GRBLGRBLGRBL SWALLOW THE AUTISM SUBMARINE!

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  24. Just say no to autism, the real life disease that causes retards to mine. EVE Online is just one big psychology test.

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  25. WOOOSHHHH! WHATS THAT ON THE WATER? OH LOOK ITS THE USS AUTISM, QUICK SWALLOW IT MIDWAY, HELP SAVE THE TROOPS!

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  26. He may be William Greer, Colton Greer, or any other Greer. Who knows. He has admitted he has autism, and that means he is a retard, indistinguishable from all the other autistic retards who have failed to understand the CODE. Remember, always, the CODE is the litmus test, the GOLD STANDARD for determining whether or not someone has autism. It is sad to see this autistic retard sperg on the comments, but he cannot help it, for he has the autism and will always remain a real-life retard.

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  27. VROOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOM THE AUTISM BUS IS GOING INTO THE TUNNEL OPEN WIDE MIDWAY!

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  28. I actually went to the psychiatrist the other day, and he tested me for autism, he asked me for 10 pennies, so I counted out 10 pennies and said, "Praise James!" he was like "Wow, so you definitely don't have autism...", and then he invited me to gank some retards with him.

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  29. wow those autism pills sure are moving fast, quick midway, pop the pink one into your mouth before it gets away!!!

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  30. MIDWAY, THE COUNTRY NEEDS YOU IN THE WAR AGAINST AUTISM, TAKE THIS PILL TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!

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  31. And then he said, "I live in lowsec." BAHAHAHAHA. We got us a lowsec miner. LOOl. LoooL.

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  32. I wonder how the professor is going to spin that "no permit" bs from old midwayshitter?


    So he's an apologist AND a fake agent, what has become of larrylookatmelawton?!?1!?

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  33. He has an elite PvP main in lowsec! HAHAAHAHAA i hope his pvp main isn't autistic as well xaxaxxaxa

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  34. As always the correct thing for a miner with a CODE infection to do is not to talk to them. The three year olds will get bored and move on.

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  35. Good fight, Agent Alt 00! That was a juicy Skiff.

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    1. Waaaaaah! Look at me! Was that skiff one of your mining alts, Larry?

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    2. I bet he undoes his script just so he can read what was written. Waaaaaaaaa, look at me, I wrote a scriptereeeeeee

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    3. What does larrylookatme think about midwayshitter and his permit?

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  36. I can see Alt 00 is a hero of the CODE, that's why she's getting blogged about - weird, I can't find the GankerMasterMidway blog posts, I wonder if that's because Midway is a false valour autistic retard?

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    1. No dude hes a low sec PVP GOD. He has no time for high sec with all his winning.

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    2. *his whining*

      ftfy

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  37. Our glorious saviour, almighty James 315, the King of Highsec, Slayer of bot-aspirants, Destroyer of Miners, do you read through the comments on your posts? Do you see the autists like midway saying he supports CODE then refusing to buy a permit? It's sad to see what the comments have come to, when one shitter leaves a new one arrives. We can only pray to you in hopes that midway will become a reformed man, he's descended too far into retardation for anyone else to help him.

    Praise James!

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    1. You can't fix stupid, especially cowardly stupid like midwayshitter.

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    2. A KÓD szopja a ló farkát

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    3. Fossores omnes condemnabitur.

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    1. You must be midwayshitter's wormhole alt.

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  39. Calm down gankers.

    So much anger here. Is it because you've finally realized how pointless the C.O.D.E. is and that James 315 has played you for fools?
    You all need to go back on your meds.

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    1. aww how much did they gank you for?

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    2. I disagree. I don't think the issue is with the Code at all. It is a logical path to keeping EVE alive and interesting.

      Their rage is because to the anonstarks the Code = isk, image.

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    3. Where's your permit, coward?

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    4. 1 retriever over 12 months ago. That was before I even knew who CODE were. The lazy fuck of a CODE ganker didn't even bother to try to get me to buy a permit.

      I've had a few losses since then but not to CODE. You really don't matter to my game.

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    5. Whenever you lose a ship you should accept it with good sportsmanship. I've always congratulated my killers. I've even made some of them friends by that simple gesture :)

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    6. That must have been me that ganked you, i never talk to my prey.

      It usually is just 15 mins of the same parrot squawk like the anti ganker above.

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    7. There are lots of lazy fuckers in C.O.D.E. but this one had some class so it can't have been you :-)

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    8. Shitsuckermidway tell me ng everyone how he does it, but fails to show any proof.

      He's a highsec miner that rages when he loses a retriever.

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  40. I'm not against ganking in the game but I am against code. They are a source of endlessly toxic behavior that does not serve the game well. Look at the rubbish that gets posted here. How attractive is that to new player?

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    1. Attractive enough for you to perve on it and sperg like a beta.

      Just follow the CODE miner and stop rebelling like a sugar filled pimply kid at a taylor swift concert.

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    2. Aaahh, the beta insult. Only used by males who think they are alphas. So much testosterone, so much ignorance. Describes CODE perfectly.

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    3. Yet here is another highsec shitter compelled to let everyone know he has an opinion about the Code.

      You know what they say about opinions, right?

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  41. I separate the anonstarks you see here from true Agents who for good reason don't want to wade into this cesspool lol.

    I have been disciplining the anonstarks and they do love and respect me for it, so there may be hope for them lol :)

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  42. Dear James, please guide us against these autistic retards, and may they all face justices both in-game and in-real-life, for thine is the Way and the Glory. Yea, we come upon thine blog most daily, to heareth of the sermons and the defeat of the retards and the glory of the Agents who doth expunge them. May the miners ever find employment more respectable than working in a digital sweatshop, and may CCP one day recognize that the CODE hath more value than any patch or update.

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  43. Everyone come look at me!!!!1!:) I live in low sec im sooooo cool. ILL NEVER DOX MYSELF because im afraid theyll find out the truth. IM A HIGHSEC MINER!:)!:)! I mine afk while trying to defend myself from anons on james' blog. I pretend I support code but ill never buy a permit!! :) OOPSIE I FORGOT TO TAKE MY AUTISM MEDS TODAY HSJIFEJDERUJA,JSWJEICMSELWGVJESZMCWHU CHOOO CHOOOOOOOO nerjdjwaejsrkdntkjnewjrenzbidtiuj ahahahehhaahahahehahaha

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  44. All you anonstarks are such liberers and defamers!1 :) but dont worry I LOVE YOU almost as much as I love my cousin!:) hooooiiiii im such an amazing low sec pvp GOD!!1! I KILLED JAMES before!!!1! :) :) Why wont I show you my zkill??? Cuz tehn youd see all my lost ventur.. I MEAN MY GREATNESS IS TOO MUCH FOR U TO HANDLE! WOWza I should really be taking my meds like my nurSe tells me too, Im almost out of diapers!1!:)

    AVGCDVGJHBDNNSGWEFBCDSAWEECGG wagafshjdh dwaGFNWSgmjhFWERSHNV bzeHJZFW BWDHJW AW man that was my last set of clean undies:(

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  45. Midwayshitter you have stirred the anon nest way harder than any other shitter ever has. If you look at Willie's old posts it's mostly his failed DDOS attempts but you have generated a larger wave of attacks that I don't think I've ever seen before. I wonder how long you'll last.

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  46. How to confuse a miner ?

    Easy....

    Tell him to mine in the corner of any system in James 315 territory.

    After purchasing a permit of course.

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    1. Miners are just naturally confused, theyre minds are too weak to comprehend anything more than locking onto a rock and pressing F1. Thats why the only thing they can do is mine.

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    2. Why would a miner buy a permit when you can get nice soft toilet paper at a shop?

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