Previously, on MinerBumping... With the already-poor behavior of the miners of Nakugard deteriorating still further, Agent Alt 00 enlisted the support of her fellow Agents in the "Why was I ganked?" channel.
To the Agents' horror, an interrogation of Sram DaUTolko revealed that the miner did not wash his hands.
Although Sram claimed that he "never got sick" and did not need to wash his hands, the Code nevertheless required it. Therefore it was time for Sram to develop some new, better habits.
When the miner realized that he was going to get a lecture about hygiene instead of reimbursement isk for his lost ship, he felt betrayed by Alt 00. This wasn't what he had signed up for when he joined the channel.
In fact, the Agents' wisdom came not a moment too soon--Sram was totally ignorant of the world beyond his wallet.
The crisis in highsec had become urgent. Yet all Sram could think about was his stupid armor repairer.
Our Agents continued to interview carebears after they were ganked. Things were as bad as they'd feared.
After helping her fellow Agents conduct interviews, Alt 00 returned to Nakugard. Hopefully the miners weren't sliding back into their old ways.
Caught in the act.
Agent Alt 00 and her loyal alts descended upon the evildoers.
One after another, the illegal miners were cut down. Incredibly, they had been taken completely by surprise. As if Alt 00 ganking miners in Nakugard was something totally unexpected.
Other miners, witnessing the ganks, scattered. Those who had escaped with their ships chattered in local.
One would think that the constant broadcasts in local and all of the explosions would teach these miners a thing or two. But these were Goofuses. And they still had much to learn.
To be continued...
Dirty highsec ag miners disgust everyone.ReplyDelete
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Miners are scumReplyDelete
Always bet on law and order, most people understand the social contact. Or at least understand they need it.ReplyDelete
Even silly highsec miners know they need rules. I'm not too sure how many are actually washing their hands though.
All this time the cowardly highsec ag crowd has been calling for the defunding of highsec's first and last line of defense, The Code. Who knew antigankers were just antifa alts?ReplyDelete
Without The Code, and Agents who put themselves in harm's way every day to protect highsec, highsec miners would be the most at risk from criminals. It seems ag really don't care about miners after all. Such hypocrisy is rampant in the antiganking "community".
"As if Alt 00 ganking miners in Nakugard was something totally unexpected."ReplyDelete
I mean really, who didn't see these ganks coming. And if they did see it coming, and stuck around just to be ganked, then why the hell are they crying about it?
If you do stupid shit after you saw the repercussions of other idiots doing stuoid shit, and the authorities beat you down for it, you only have yourself to blame.
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