Friday, June 12, 2020

Stark Raving Mad, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... After railing senselessly against the Code, VictorStark Stark suddenly proclaimed his loyalty to the mighty CODE. alliance. But some Agents doubted him, and the temptations they set in his path led to VictorStark giving away all of his assets.


As part of their series of tests, the Agents coached VictorStark as he wrote a lengthy apology EVEmail to the Saviour of Highsec.


To be sure, VictorStark's behavior had been suspicious. Why would someone who loved the Code--and presumably would've read MinerBumping, had his love been true--given all of his stuff to the likes of Aiko Danuja, TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet, and the rest?


It seemed to our Agents that VictorStark was indeed motivated by greed and selfish ambition, not the Code. Nevertheless, they decided to give the former(?) miner the benefit of the doubt...


And so the Agents decided to put VictorStark to one final test.


Earlier, VictorStark had allowed himself to be podded over and over. No doubt he did this in part because he expected a doubling/tripling/whatever of his isk. It may also have been part of his mission to gain trust, so that he could later betray CODE. and the Saviour of Highsec. After defeating CODE., he could go brag about it on Reddit.

To see whether this was VictorStark's intention, the Agents told him to get ready to biomass himself.


As the Agents anticipated, VictorStark started to get cold feet.


VictorStark Stark was a silly name, and his stripped-down character had no value. Surely he should've been willing to biomass it and create a new, better character. Unless he was planning some harebrained "I infiltrated Code just like I promised!" Reddit post.


At the mere mention of biomassing VictorStark Stark, the miner began frantically sending EVEmails to every CODE. member whose name he could find. They told him to forward the messages to the Saviour of Highsec.


As the deadline for biomassing his character approached, VictorStark reached out to Agent Super Perforator. He advised VictorStark that if he truly wanted to become an Agent, he should go out and gank some miners. He needed no one's permission. Being an Agent is about enforcing the Code, not getting your isk doubled. But the miner was still focused on getting his stuff back.


VictorStark began to panic. If he ever had any faith, it was long gone.


By now, the miner planned to refuse any requests that he biomass his character. But he never explained why he participated in an isk-doubling scheme to begin with. Nor did he demonstrate any familiarity with the many, many MinerBumping posts that would've warned him against doing so.


Finally, VictorStark took matters into his own hands and forfeited his assets. Ironically, if he had proven himself to be a decent fellow, he might've been given some financial support from the Agents. But it was clear that VictorStark Stark's loyalty was only to himself and to his own name.


And now that the cat was out of the bag, VictorStark was free to tell the Agents how he really felt.

To be continued...

26 comments:

  1. hahaha stupid victor

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    1. Still not as stupid as WILLIAM TACTICAL RETARD GREER PEARL RIVER LOSERIANA!

      Never forget shardani-GREER.

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  2. Damn, some miners have a really hard time to grasp even the simplest principles of The Code. Eternal respect to the agents who still manage to educate them!

    Can't wait to see the next installment of this series, so we can see how much he learned.

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  3. There are no "former" miners. They are all just miners, waiting to meltdown.

    He deserves everything that happened to him.

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  4. "look at meeeeeReeeeeeee!" -retardminer midway

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  5. Maybe the OATHBREAKER STARK should have followed through on the promises he made to James in voice. It's not too late, Stark! Biomass today and we will 3x your ISK and assets! You know where to find us.

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    1. You can never trust him, he's an ag loser.

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  6. imagine swearing fealty to James in voice comms, and then writing James to cry about James, what a goofus

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  7. At least his assets are now in the right hands.

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  8. Now this...this is how you fuck with somebody in EVE.
    Kudos to the skill extractor idea, I hadn't thought of that. Makes sense now that CCP got rid of SP loss when you get podded.

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  9. anons are miners at heart too. They are wannabee gankers. CODE says so lol
    https://gyazo.com/014cc67409dc6ff9de9d40a27f7589cc

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    1. "look at meeeeeeeeReeeeeee!"

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  10. Of course you won't get your stuff back if you biomass your characters. CODE is pulling the biggest RP-driven scam this side of Orduin. Dumb player.

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    1. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

      Perpetual societal leech

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  11. Why do people think that CODE is roleplaying? The roleplayer here was the one who roleplayed himself into bankruptcy.

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    1. Well, there are telltale signs they are RPing.

      CODE believes they own highsec, which is wrong. It's Empire-controlled space.

      The membership devotedly follow a person with fanatical beliefs (EoM syndrome)

      The bios of some CODE players describe their character with a backstory that follows a pattern found in TRP3 profiles in WoW, bios in City of Heroes and Champions Online and Star Trek Online.

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    2. It's you who roleplay that some npcs rule. James actually rules.

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    3. AnonymousJune 13, 2020 at 7:42 PM, if you believe that notion, conga rats, you're a roleplayer!

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    4. Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm a canadian welfare queeeeeeeeen!

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    5. AnonymousJune 13, 2020 at 7:42 PM!! I worrrrrrrrrkkkk-ah!

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    6. Perpetual societal leech. Ghetto trash welfare queen.

      Why you so mad, ehnema?

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    7. Filling out government welfare assistance forms is not considered work, loser.

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    8. I just love coming in here to stir up some mischief. Seeya out there in the belts of Nakugard.

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    9. You just have to come here because you are mad and cannot stay away.

      The Code always wins!

      Always!

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    10. Hey ehnema, how's that poorly written look-at-meeeee blog that no one ever reads?

      I tried to read it once, but it was too boring and cringy to follow. You are definitely not much of a writer, but hey, what can we expect from an uneducated ghetto queen huh?

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    11. Thank you miner - now I understand the common miner misconception that agents are roleplaying.

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