Tuesday, June 9, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 73

Previously, on MinerBumping... The unique mind of aiva naali aka FighterJets GuitarSolo 1000Years was harnessed by a special council working for the Imperium. So far, they had used his gifts to help fight against the Imperium's eternal enemy, Pandemic Horde. But how far were they willing to go?


aiva was totally opposed to the idea of using the coronavirus as a weapon against Pandemic Horde. He would create detailed plans on how it could be done, but he would never sanction their use.


aiva's council ensured him that the plans he developed were merely hypothetical. Mental exercises, nothing more.


For all his genius, aiva had an Achilles' heel: His restless mind was always in desperate need of exercise.


Over the course of many months, aiva had developed a relationship of trust with his council. He felt that their conversations were a safe place for his mind to run free.


Yet there was always the possibility that aiva's council might be tempted by the power of his intellect. That they might exploit his extraordinary abilities for their own purposes.


If the council ever did decide to weaponize aiva, they might encourage him to create scenarios and then use them without his knowledge or consent...


...In that event, how many people would die because of what aiva thought up?


One could only hope that aiva's council was too ethical or that aiva's ideas were too stupid for any of that to happen.


aiva dreamed of inventing faster-than-light travel. Maybe then he could find a world where there were other people like him.


But first the Imperium needed to defeat Pandemic Horde. Then there would be time enough to go in search of a planet of aivas.


For now, aiva would need to work as part of a team--a team of ordinary people who would help him remain in touch with his humanity.


Coming this fall on NBC.

To be continued...

63 comments:

  1. i wish i had a supper power

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  2. I'm starting to think this is a parable about bot aspirancy

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  3. XD ok guess my style of warfare i use ill give you the answer in 6 hours hint its an out dated form of warfare so out dated in fact there is only one country left that has practiced it in the last 300 years

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    1. it is macadonian phalanx warfare tactics i dont know?

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  4. i dont understand why do you start the tunnel on the north bank of the Ohio river and dig south, why not start on the south bank of the river and then you don't have to tunnel under the river??

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    1. you have alot to learn think about it

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    2. Ooh, let me guess:

      1) It's cheaper and easier to get a permit for your illegal tunnel in Indiana

      2) If government agents find out about the plan, they'll have to FORD IT to get across the river to your tunnel site, making it more difficult to shut it down

      3) You need to keep the south side of the river clear in case you ever need to make a tunnel heading north

      Was I close?

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    3. Please enlighten us, what are the three reasons to dig under the river?

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    4. water 1.angle of refraction 2. flow rmoves depbree with very lil issue 3. allows for silent digging if you use the proper tools by passing geophones

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    5. Sounds good, but how do you accomplish #3? Specifically.

      You really didn't know what geophones were until today huh? Nice try loser.

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  5. what's the range on a main gun?

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  6. what this points out if there is any weakness in your set ups any inefficiency i will find it and exploit it

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    1. You sir are despicable, Pandemic Horde has worked hard for our territory in this game and you simply use thug tactics and harass our miners for no reason. We will never surrender, and will fight to the better end!!!!!1!

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    2. good thats the news i wanted to hear

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    3. unlike mittani in war im a lil more patient i can see what your doing weeks even months ahead of your lil gimmicks i mean how do you destroy a pile of scrap answer you need to either atomize it or make it useful im also cold to my enermys

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    4. What exactly did you do to PanFam, again? I have alt(s) in that corp (I mean who doesn't) and I don't even think they know who you are. Or that this is all going on.

      Have you gotten your revenge yet?


      Oh, btw. I think you were reported to the RL authorities for the assassination thing. It was a rumour going around is all I'm sayin, and you know how jumpy the authorities are right now.

      Good luck.

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    5. Will the "bitter end" be sometime before the servers shut down?

      Wut?

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  7. i have no reason to go after anyone irl i dont hold grudges there eve is the only place where i do as it give me a challenge
    as such i dont push game matter to rl it stays in game never leaves everything i do in game can be done by any one its just a mater of finding the person who can handle such a system

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  8. also panfom joe heres some news for you my only target in this war is ph i have nothing against the rest of panfam tho now heres their choice ph id dieing and nothing will change that now panfam has a choice either die with its spy ridden meatshield or cut it loose before hand its thier choice im happey either way

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    1. You changed nothing. You accomplished nothing. PH still owns all the space they had when you started.

      Most, if not all, of PH has no idea who you even are. Same goes for the Imperium. You are an inside joke for a select few.

      You were even warned by a good Samaritan, and you still didn't realize how far the scam went.

      You are stupid, and you will always be a laughing stock.

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  9. also joe everything i did had a reason includeing not issueing any orders to harm the rest of panfam or those neurral states harrasinf my troops ill defend my allies and anihilate my enermys no questions i will not cheat i will not lie ill do so use ligitment tactics and stratigys ddosing point less only gets you banned no matter what once im done ill be gone hidden away some doing my own thing again looking for the next challange to apporch and make it self knowen

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    1. Destination unknowen?

      You'll be singing it all day now muahahaha!

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  10. I wonder why agent Anvil got the go for freely posting here. What if an evil horde-spai convinces him that he's just the miner in the longest running minerbumping series? Those ph-saboteurs can be real convincing with the strangest lies!

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    1. It's probably over by now. I know it seems like it's never gonna end....

      I'm just kidding, James has done a great job with this series!

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    1. So how you would get past the geophones in your Fort Knox scenario? Asking for a friend

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    2. How bad is your autism?

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  12. How much did the "revenge" cost you?

    Was it served cold?

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  13. Have you had your IQ tested recently? I an curious about how far over 201 it really is.

    Why didn't you tell WILLIAM GREER PEARL RIVER, 8 months ago, about how bad he was about to be rolled by the anons? You could have saved him so much humility. Were you under lockdown?

    Did you really empty your bank account to become a director, or is it all a ploy to infiltrate gewnz in a long-con style coup? When you run goons will you please kick ascee!

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  14. "aiva dreamed of inventing faster-than-light travel. Maybe then he could find a world where there were other people like him."

    Hell I'm still laughing

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  15. Aiva Naali cannot be trusted. He abuses game mechanics in order to create invincibile fleets. Any goons who wish to leave Goonswarm and join Pandemic Horde and fight with HONOR are welcome to come to our recruitment channel: SNIGG Pub.

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    1. oh shut up joe you are just cryin cuz u gettin wrecked boy!

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    2. PanFam folks are sarcastic, no?

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    1. Geohones, how to get around them? This is kinda time sensitive, friend. How do we avoid triggering the geophones at FN?

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    2. *geophones*

      jeezus, it's catching!

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  17. and joe at least i dont cheat like panfam does

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  18. How did we cheat? How did I cheat you? Stop attacking us! Just stop! We are trying to play a game and you are merciless!!!!

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  19. Oh god.
    They let him off his leash.

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  20. So, is English his native language or not? This needs to be made clear.

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    1. that line is a lil blurry as i learned two languages at the same time

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  21. and joe just because i know how to fit a supper cappital to make it virtuly unkillible dosent mean its invincible i do fight with honer ive only made active use of goon spy net work twice against ph

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    1. Have you seriously not realized by now how to properly spell 'super'?

      A 102 IQ is average at best, and an overstatement in your case.

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  22. The ONLY reason Aiva Naali is even remotely important in EVE is because he's got a thousand mindless supper cappital titans at his beck and call, doing whatever he wants, but you take away that fleet and what does he have? Just a bunch of rorquals and keepstars, that's it. It's time to stand up to these Goon monsters.

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  23. yet i only use 42 of them to kick ph ass to the curb then stomp their skull in

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    1. No, you didn't. Can you link us their losses from Zkillboard?

      You do know what Zkill is, right? It's an EVE centric fact checking tool, among other things.

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  24. and just like that sara you would fall into the same hole as joe

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  25. and least you forget ph was the one who made the monster you face today

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    1. What happened that made you so mad at ph? What did they do to you?

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    2. they broke their word and to me that is only punishable by death or surrender they woke a sleeping dragon now they have to fight it its only a few that im targeting all the rest whom get in my way end up dead along with them

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    3. i should also mention i made a deal with goons in exchange for ph's
      destruction or surrender i am to target another group and i dont break my word ever

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    4. So, PH has neither surrendered, nor been destroyed. What did you accomplish again?

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    5. lined them up taught gs how to realy fight

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    6. Lol, goons knew very well how to fight long before you arrived. They learned nothing about war from your little fantasy.

      Goons were winning most of their fights long before you came around. They took no advice from you. The people you were giving instructions to are not Goonswarm admins. You were scammed, and It's obvious to everyone but you.

      Don't believe me? Why don't you visit the forums and ask the greated EVE community.

      I dare you. I think you are too scared of the truth to post on the official EVE forums and ask the community if you have been scammed.

      Make sure you link this series.


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  26. now the only question is who made the deal with the devil

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    1. I think the real question is; how long you were without oxygen at birth?

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