Thursday, October 1, 2015

Always Follow

Feast your eyes upon some brand-new New Order artwork!


Avin Rael has enjoyed creating EVE-themed art for some time now. Good art always contains a message. What could be better than an encouragement to always follow the Code? Always?


BONUS!


A good reason to always follow the Code: Because the Code is forever.


Enjoy the latest in Agent Kalorned's acclaimed series, which continues to prove that the Code is elite PvP.


BONUS BONUS!


He's at it again, folks. Sasha Nyemtsov, giving due credit to previous audio termination notices, surrendered to temptation:


If you've killed a carebear, why not send him or her a link to Sasha's audio recording? The gank recipient will certainly appreciate it. If they don't, it's a sure sign of bot-aspirancy and content-aversion.

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13 comments:

  1. Great Video again, Kalorned. I enjoy watching a light-show provided by the wholly-justified removal of Mackinaws. My German is very poor, but the music spoke volumes.

    That Orthrus of yours looks....ominous.

    Also, I noticed a new word coined by a carebear in the comments - 'spam bumping'. Whatever next?!

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  2. meh, seems made up

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  3. The code is forever a lie....

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  4. Woop, I wrote the template for the termination notice!

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  5. Makes me want to expand the love to low sec space.

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  6. Great stuff! Audio termination notice is a great idea! Given the reading comprehension of your average carebear...

    -Galaxy Pig

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  7. I love how you spout "..the Code is elite PvP.". You're effective pirates, but to say you're elite PvPers is just a joke on top of farce.

    By your own definition, you're attacking bots, AFK's, morons that don't fit a tank, gullible fools that can't see a scam, idiots that don't understand game mechanics, and slackers that think PvE ships make good PvP ships. You roundly condemn the "anti-gankers" as incompetent. Your primary targets are industrials, mining ships, pods, and shit-fit PvE ships.

    You may have one of the greenest killboards in Eve, but that's not elite PvP. I maybe one of the best players of Mario Cart anywhere, but I can't claim that makes me qualified for pole position at NASCAR.

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    1. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

      Why don't you check out some of Kalorned's Self-Defense videos? Where people try to gang up on him and attack him and he beats them all single-handedly because.... he's elite PvP.

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    2. What part of "By your own definition, you're attacking bots, AFK's, morons that don't fit a tank, gullible fools that can't see a scam, idiots that don't understand game mechanics, and slackers that think PvE ships make good PvP ships." is giving you trouble?

      Of course one pilot who knows what they're doing is going to stack up corpses of idiots that don't. That's not elite PvP, that's how reality works.

      Put a US Army Ranger in a classroom full of martial arts newbies, and he'll rip every one of them apart. Even if the whole class rushed him at once, he'd almost certainly win. That's not 'Elite PvP', that's the expected outcome.

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    3. Exactly. We're like Army Rangers pacifying errant civilians...

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    4. I like this new analogy... thanks anon!

      -Oink

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    5. Let it not be said that I don't give credit where it is due. You're good at collecting rage-mails and tear-harvesting. You're fair to decent in PvP, and compared to most of the people in High-Sec you are SF pacifying errant civilians.

      You then crow to the world about how "tough" and "elite" you are, when that's simply an absurd joke. Your victory over your targets is to be expected. You're not aiming very high.

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