Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Highsec in Good Hands

Agent Maggot McMurder renewed the grand tradition of New Order artwork by painting a picture of modern highsec:


As you can see, highsec is in good hands. Before the New Order, highsec was in no one's hands, which is a pretty messed up situation. Then I arrived and caught highsec, and things have been looking up ever since.

But you know, highsec isn't only about me. It's also about all the people who act in my name. Wherever an Agent enforces the Code, I'm there, in spirit. Agents enable me to be everywhere at once. In a sense, highsec is in all of my Agents' hands, and through them I handle highsec by proxy. Isn't that a comforting thought?

Agent Sasha Nyemtsov, whose marvelous homily on the Code brought smiles to hundreds of EVE players, is at it again:


That's right, Sasha tackled another section of the Code, for your education and enjoyment. If a rebel miner asks you to explain the Code, and if you know the miner has difficulty reading, send him a link to one of Sasha's homilies.

Wait--there's more!


Agent Jaxi Wreckful has been making use of SoundCloud recordings to distribute important information about New Order activities. These are designed to help answer specific questions about life and death in modern highsec.

In Re: Your Ship, Jaxi explains why a carebear's ship was just killed. Jaxi has been sending a link to this recording to all of her gank recipients, along with a standard EVEmail.

In Re: Recruitment, Jaxi explains how a potential Agent can go about becoming a member of the New Order.

As our crusade continues to gather steam, I never cease to be impressed by the ingenuity and dedication of our Agents. What will they think of next?

17 comments:

  1. Really James, Really?

    The Bible says that the devil will claim to be God and perform all manner of miracles that this world hasn't seen in 2000 years. And now we have James 315 claiming to be God and the Savior of Highsec. But what is he, really? Let's find out...

    1. The Bible says that before the true messiah appears, the spurious messiah will show up and many will be decieved. This means that James 315 is a false prophet. However, the Bible says that the spurious messiah is also the devil in disguise, and he will deceive many, which brings us to our second point.

    2. James 315 is a man. Nothing more, nothing less. He has no special powers, he cannot perform miracles, he cannot move mountains without help. He may be given titles by others to exalt him, he may give him titles to exalt himself. But in the end, he is a man, just a man.

    And remember, the Bible also says that those who exalt themselves will be brought low. Those who humble themselves before the throne of the Lord will be exalted. The Lord shall use the weak to confound the strong.

    Remember that folks. This is just the beginning.

    Butthurt Miner

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    1. Stop jacking off to the picture of Sarah Palin

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    2. When are you guys gonna realize that your 'opponents' are role playing too?

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    3. And here I thought Eve Online couldn't get more interesting. We have players being legitimately compared to the anti-christ found in the Christian Bible!

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    4. Let us not forget that this is actually a step above the usual goatse that this dude usually posts. So at least he's got that goin' for him.

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    5. BM " James 315 is a man. Nothing more, nothing less. He has no special powers, he cannot perform miracles"

      WHOA! That's a huge claim, do you have any proof of that?

      I urge you to step into the light, let James 315 into your heart and let him change your gameplay.

      Don't you realize that James 315 loves us all and has a wonderful plan for your life, if only you would embrace the Code!

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    6. Now, Mr Butthurt Miner,

      Be circumspect. Those also exalt themselves who seek to pronounce judgement on others, holding the Bible in one hand and with the other attempting to cover their own faults.

      Matthew 7: 1-3

      Judge not, that ye be not judged.

      2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

      3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
      (KJV)

      Notwithstanding that, you call our Leader 'Satan' in one breath, and in the very next 'only a man'.

      I'm no theologist, but even I can see a straight contradiction.

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    7. James315 is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if you want to do any rough deity comparisons.
      http://www.venganza.org/

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  2. James isn't just a man, he's also something more, the savior of high sec. Also, if you don't think bumping miners is a special power I don't know what is.

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  3. Release the Clowns!

    Seriously, I give CODE an "A" for effort when it comes to meta gaming, and their antics are amusing. Oh they do make me laugh... so I thank the clown show, just another little bit of entertainment that is part of EVE. And to Butthurt Miner... have you tried Holy Water? LOL!

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  4. Bless the Maker and His Code. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

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  5. Please take a look at these zkillboard of our friends & YOUR NEW ENEMIES

    FORSAKEN ASYLUM

    https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99003634/page/2/

    Last 3 days they shoot more than 50 New Order pilot in Uedema

    And the gloriuous New Order failed to kick 1 of them!
    Very much thanks to Forsaken Asylum for their help

    Tip to Forsaken Asylum if you would shoot the New Order haulers (theyre fleshing suspect) you could get extreme rich.

    Thanks again to the Forsaken Asylum for your service and much fun to get easy kills of the LOOOOOSERSSSSS of NEW ORDER

    Thanks Forsaken Asylum i will pay you 10mill for every further shoot of New Order pilots.

    Thanks

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    1. anyone can shoot them (seems some don't understand this), I've whored NO for bounty, it's easy.
      The real question is did you STOP any ganks?

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    2. Of course they didn't, but to them getting on the lossmail of a ganker is everything.

      They actually don't care if they stop ganks or not, just like the AG community, they're in it for the bounties and free KMs and content.

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  6. VAMOOOOOS Forsaken Asylum

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xsNSCwHMos&index=3&list=FLZUa8zP5KXEvMgYnyZYUVmQ

    So gehen die Agents, die Agents, die gehen so. So gehen die Mercs, die Mercs, die gehen so.

    https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99003634/page/2/

    We will now inform any other mercenary corp like Marmites and so on that in every system the New Order is acitive their huge amount of loot and extreme easy kills vs. the LOOOSER of New Order possible.

    Thanks again to the Forsaken Asylum for your service

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