Wednesday, October 7, 2015

No Permit, No Worms

Agent Galaxy Pig's short film, "No Permit, No Worms", was a critical darling this summer. By sending his dog to chase off a flock of chattering geese and comparing it all to miner bumping, Galaxy Pig prompted artists across highsec to ask themselves, "Why didn't I think of that?!" Needless to say, a sequel was soon in the works.


Canine Agent Tater, the breakout star from the original, makes his triumphal return. Galaxy Pig really shows his range here. Taking a step back from the ecstatic action of the first film, "No Permit, No Worms II" is a sober reflection on New Order history. This is a brave, important YouTube video.


BONUS!


Agent AeleDeux's explorer exploding contest concluded successfully. Our Agents were up the task, putting in some impressive performances and winning wonderful prizes. The explorers who got ganked weren't as happy, but at least they added some content to EVE for once.

Special thanks to Agent AeleDeux for organizing the contest. No cheating or collusion took place during the entire event. When it comes to EVE contests, our Agents always respect the rules--and they always win. Always.

22 comments:

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    1. They've been asked that a hojillion or so times but never answer or follow up with an actual joke. Nobody can figure out if this person is trying to troll or has OCD or what

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  2. The one time I would have like to see some kill mails and you don't link any...

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  3. The lovely sound of someone carrying around about 100 extra pounds. He gets out of breath during his initial speech. If talking is exercise, sounds like Galaxy Pig won't be enforcing the code much longer.

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    1. I am sure that you are the picture of health yourself, and not some fat bearded internet spaceship nerd who likes mining.

      I mean, I don't body discriminate; some of the most talented people in EVE are a little overweight. But they're cool regardless, and great people.

      Unlike an overweight fat shaming hipster like you statistically are.

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    2. No Ming, he's right. Sprinting like 10 meters winds me, ask anyone who knows me in real life, I'm a fat bastard. That's why I have this service animal to help me enforce the code on even the swiftest of water fowl.
      The real question here is; Does that make your butt less hurt, miner?

      -Galaxy Pig

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    3. Ah but ming, all the overweight fat people who mine can at least make it out the dock doors, unlike you.

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    4. what did ming do that you now follow him in every comment section asking him to undock? I'd love to do whatever it is myself to get a follower as well.

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    5. I think anon @ 2:48 is talking about what ming does not do rather then what he did/does do.

      -=M=-

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  4. I salute you, Agent Tater! Woof woof!

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  5. This is harassment to kill explorers all the time who are just looking to explore. I'd like to see a concord presence in every anom in highsec

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    1. Try harder fakeVeers/BM.

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  6. meh seems made up

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  7. I've run out of things to do in Eve as I sorta lack imagination and I'm lazy. How do I join chode.?

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    1. I don't think Chode plays anymore, at least I haven't seen him log in. Bums me out, he was a cool dude to talk with back when we were in ATUF.

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  8. Agent Tater loves you all!
    May you enforce the Code whole heartedly, as she does.


    -Galaxy Pig

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