Friday, August 14, 2015

GooseBumping

The Code is highsec's oldest governing document. It's the framework for the most successful civilization in EVE history. And yet it's so much more: The Code is an inspiration, a philosophy, a way of looking at the world.

Few understand this better than Agent Galaxy Pig. Deeply moved by the Code's graces, Galaxy Pig created living artwork to express what the Code means to him.


With the aid of a canine Agent, Galaxy Pig repeatedly bumped a flock of geese who were mining for worms without a permit. (Disclaimer: No waterfowl were harmed in the making of this production.) One can't help but be struck by the dignity with which the geese responded to being bumped. Miners, who occupy a lower position in the highsec hierarchy than geese do, could learn a lot from them.

BONUS!

Agent loyalanon is frequently cited as the #1 PvP'er in EVE today. He is one of the most famous men ever to have played EVE. Surrounded by the grandeur of the modern highsec built by the New Order, he manages to remain humble. How is this possible? By remembering his roots.


Our Agents never forget where they came from--nor the Code that brought them to their present glory.

Permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.

46 comments:

  1. That picture is pure inspiration.

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  2. Even if I dont like this "praise james" thing, i like how you guys present your actions.

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  3. Oh my! No life in real life?

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  4. But they are still liars, and pirates...

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  5. Galaxy, you made me giggle. I don't giggle. Darn you!

    Great artwork too. I like the brooding noir feel of the picture. Another one for the EVE Pic Folder!

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  6. Admittedly, loyalanon is quite famous and many people know his name. However, if you asked 100 EVE players to describe him in one word (or multiple words even), I'm guessing "humble" doesn't get mentioned.

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  7. The video was ridiculous, but fun !
    Poor geese !

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  8. Those geese better get mining permits. Agent Galaxy Pig and his partner are quite a dynamic duo.

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    1. I agree. And Tater is the cutest agent around !

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    2. Describe loyalanon in one word - The Code Always Wins!!!!!!!

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    3. You know Wolf, you are Loyalanon. Besides, your characters aren't the idiots. It's the person who plays them that is the idiot. Case in Point: "Describe loyalanon in one word - The Code Always Wins!!!!!!!" which is 4 words. L2C.

      Besides, describing Loyalanon in one word: Sociopath.

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    4. Crocodiles are often reported to have a bite strength of 3,700 psi when chomping down on their victim. This tremendous amount of force allows them to hold fast to their prey as they rip it apart by brute force.

      That display of mandibular power, however impressive, nevertheless pales in comparison to that displayed by Butthurt Miner as he took that bait.

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  9. And they say people who are sociopaths in game aren't sociopaths IRL, too.

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  10. Now you are bumping geese who are foraging for food? Really? What the fuck is wrong with you? Right now I have half a mind to turn your ass into the authorities for cruelty to animals. Geese are animals, they don't need permits to "mine for worms." They don't even understand the concept of a mining permit. They are birds after all.

    I found this funny.... "Miners, who occupy a lower position in the highsec hierarchy than geese do..." which is interesting since miners are human beings, Jimmy boy himself is presumably a human, and his agents are supposedly human as well, the only conclusion that I can draw from this is that James is claiming that geese are above humans.

    But then again, we all know that DJ Entropy is the one who writes this blog. So whatever he's been taking since that meltdown he had last year, I want some.

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    1. You are a fukin idiot

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    2. We're all humans. Some of us are just more human than others.

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    3. @Anon 4:27 AM
      Hmm... I must have hit a nerve there.

      @Anon 4:54 AM
      That I agree with.

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    4. wow butthurt sounds really angry. sucks to be him.

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    5. Butthurt is one nasty little crapper. That is some vile garbage spewing from his cockholster.
      And he is another one of those internet toughs that thinks it is ok to threaten people.

      "Right now I have half a mind to turn your ass into the authorities for cruelty to animals"

      I believe someone said "you are a fukin idiot" to BM. Anon forgot to add:
      Impotent, ineffective, toxic, immature, pillar of salt, lowbrow, uneducated, and wrong, all in one comment.
      What a fukin idiot

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    6. the funny part is he thinks his trolling is pro. dude didn't even know what doxxing is.

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    7. As far as I know, geese are classed as 'fowl' rather than animals.

      But the real reason for my clattering the keys here today is your mention of the much-missed DJ Entropy. What an indefatigable warrior for The Code he was! I greet you, DJ, wherever out there you may be!

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    8. Actually, "bumping" geese off of private land using canines in regions where it is illegal to outright shoot them is legal and a pretty well-paying business in some jurisdictions. It's also absolutely vital near airports as those flying stomachs will gladly take down a jumbo jet when it gets sucked in to the engine.

      There are plenty of other places for them to graze "without a permit."

      That said, where I live now they are a nuisance animal, overpopulated, and quite frankly culling their numbers would be welcome.

      Where I used to live, they were delicious.

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    9. "Right now I have half a mind to turn your ass into the authorities for cruelty to animals"

      He definitely only has half a mind.

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    10. Sasha,you sir are a moron, fowl is a more specific type is animal, so, who ever referred the the geese as animals was correct...

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    11. Anon 12:49 PM Said:
      "I believe someone said "you are a fukin idiot" to BM. Anon forgot to add:
      Impotent, ineffective, toxic, immature, pillar of salt, lowbrow, uneducated, and wrong, all in one comment.
      What a fukin idiot"

      And yet you still show your idiocy by misspelling the work "fucking." If you are going to try to insult someone, at least spell correctly so you don't look like an idiot.

      You guys are so easy.

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    12. Those geese are more aware of their surroundings than the typical high sec miner, so I guess you can say they are above miners

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    13. Loves me some salty carebitch tears :)
      That butthurt miner overfloweth

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    14. Anon 8:51PM

      It's called trolling. Considering that you cared enough to respond, I win.

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    15. Mmmmm final tears?

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    16. Butthurt anon tears best tears

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  11. Breaking News:
    Geneva, Switzerland
    A spoiled rich 20 year old named James 315, who's father has showered him with extravagant gifts has been arrested for insurance fraud after he had three people torch his $250,000 Ferrari because he wanted a newer model. Unfortunately for James, the entire plan backfired as the entire incident was captured on security cameras. If convicted, he faces 10 months in jail, 22 months of probation, and a $35,000 fine. James 315 received five luxury cars, a $30,000,000 portfolio, and a $1,000,000 house from his father.

    Spoiled little rich kid indeed.

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    1. You are still a fukin idiot

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    2. @Anon 4:28AM

      Yawn. That is so original. Besides, I have pictures of you using an ear of corn on your mom's maggot infested pussy. So when your dad comes home and asks what's for dinner, you tell him "corn on the cob." Maybe I should show him what you've been doing after school.

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    3. There's a reason the deadly sins are deadly.

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    4. That butthurt miner is one nasty bitch. Projecting his childhood memories on the rest of us upstanding citizens.
      What a 'fukin idiot'

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    5. Anon 4:24 PM

      It was your mom I was talking about.

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  12. The articles are a great afternoon read for me. The comment section... pure gold.

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    1. I always thought these posts would make great bedtime stories for the kids. Retold in fairytale format, with the heroic Agents always winning vs the barbarian grrrgon-butthurtminer-ag-M sickos.
      Should help the young ones learn valuable lessons in conduct, and give them sweet dreams for the night.
      With some age appropriate editing to clean up the butthurtminer and M-anon tears or course. Don't want to scar the children and all.

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  13. From the size of the shadow and the sound of the panting (not the dog's), it sounds like this agent might want to consider bumping the plate away from him a little sooner during mealtime.

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    1. Post your vid so we can see how fit your are. Until then, how about bumping your mom off my junk for a spell.

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  14. The geese by me don't give a fuck, and wouldn't be chased off by Agent Tater.

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  15. Geese are animals, they don't need permits to mine for worms. They don't even understand the concept of a mining permit. They are birds after all. guided waterfowl hunts

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  16. I like your blog information is very interesting and modern, I love your blog...duck hunting

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