The Code is highsec's oldest governing document. It's the framework for the most successful civilization in EVE history. And yet it's so much more: The Code is an inspiration, a philosophy, a way of looking at the world.
Few understand this better than Agent Galaxy Pig. Deeply moved by the Code's graces, Galaxy Pig created living artwork to express what the Code means to him.
With the aid of a canine Agent, Galaxy Pig repeatedly bumped a flock of geese who were mining for worms without a permit. (Disclaimer: No waterfowl were harmed in the making of this production.) One can't help but be struck by the dignity with which the geese responded to being bumped. Miners, who occupy a lower position in the highsec hierarchy than geese do, could learn a lot from them.
Agent loyalanon is frequently cited as the #1 PvP'er in EVE today. He is one of the most famous men ever to have played EVE. Surrounded by the grandeur of the modern highsec built by the New Order, he manages to remain humble. How is this possible? By remembering his roots.
Our Agents never forget where they came from--nor the Code that brought them to their present glory.
Permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.
That picture is pure inspiration.ReplyDelete
Even if I dont like this "praise james" thing, i like how you guys present your actions.ReplyDelete
Oh my! No life in real life?ReplyDelete
But they are still liars, and pirates...ReplyDelete
Galaxy, you made me giggle. I don't giggle. Darn you!ReplyDelete
Great artwork too. I like the brooding noir feel of the picture. Another one for the EVE Pic Folder!
Admittedly, loyalanon is quite famous and many people know his name. However, if you asked 100 EVE players to describe him in one word (or multiple words even), I'm guessing "humble" doesn't get mentioned.ReplyDelete
The video was ridiculous, but fun !ReplyDelete
Poor geese !
Those geese better get mining permits. Agent Galaxy Pig and his partner are quite a dynamic duo.
I agree. And Tater is the cutest agent around !Delete
Describe loyalanon in one word - The Code Always Wins!!!!!!!Delete
You know Wolf, you are Loyalanon. Besides, your characters aren't the idiots. It's the person who plays them that is the idiot. Case in Point: "Describe loyalanon in one word - The Code Always Wins!!!!!!!" which is 4 words. L2C.Delete
Besides, describing Loyalanon in one word: Sociopath.
Crocodiles are often reported to have a bite strength of 3,700 psi when chomping down on their victim. This tremendous amount of force allows them to hold fast to their prey as they rip it apart by brute force.Delete
That display of mandibular power, however impressive, nevertheless pales in comparison to that displayed by Butthurt Miner as he took that bait.
AG takes the bait AGAIN XD XDDelete
Now you are bumping geese who are foraging for food? Really? What the fuck is wrong with you? Right now I have half a mind to turn your ass into the authorities for cruelty to animals. Geese are animals, they don't need permits to "mine for worms." They don't even understand the concept of a mining permit. They are birds after all.ReplyDelete
I found this funny.... "Miners, who occupy a lower position in the highsec hierarchy than geese do..." which is interesting since miners are human beings, Jimmy boy himself is presumably a human, and his agents are supposedly human as well, the only conclusion that I can draw from this is that James is claiming that geese are above humans.
But then again, we all know that DJ Entropy is the one who writes this blog. So whatever he's been taking since that meltdown he had last year, I want some.
We're all humans. Some of us are just more human than others.Delete
@Anon 4:27 AMDelete
Hmm... I must have hit a nerve there.
@Anon 4:54 AM
That I agree with.
wow butthurt sounds really angry. sucks to be him.Delete
the funny part is he thinks his trolling is pro. dude didn't even know what doxxing is.Delete
As far as I know, geese are classed as 'fowl' rather than animals.Delete
But the real reason for my clattering the keys here today is your mention of the much-missed DJ Entropy. What an indefatigable warrior for The Code he was! I greet you, DJ, wherever out there you may be!
Actually, "bumping" geese off of private land using canines in regions where it is illegal to outright shoot them is legal and a pretty well-paying business in some jurisdictions. It's also absolutely vital near airports as those flying stomachs will gladly take down a jumbo jet when it gets sucked in to the engine.Delete
There are plenty of other places for them to graze "without a permit."
That said, where I live now they are a nuisance animal, overpopulated, and quite frankly culling their numbers would be welcome.
Where I used to live, they were delicious.
"Right now I have half a mind to turn your ass into the authorities for cruelty to animals"Delete
He definitely only has half a mind.
Those geese are more aware of their surroundings than the typical high sec miner, so I guess you can say they are above minersDelete
Loves me some salty carebitch tears :)Delete
That butthurt miner overfloweth
It's called trolling. Considering that you cared enough to respond, I win.
Mmmmm final tears?Delete
Butthurt anon tears best tearsDelete
A spoiled rich 20 year old named James 315, who's father has showered him with extravagant gifts has been arrested for insurance fraud after he had three people torch his $250,000 Ferrari because he wanted a newer model. Unfortunately for James, the entire plan backfired as the entire incident was captured on security cameras. If convicted, he faces 10 months in jail, 22 months of probation, and a $35,000 fine. James 315 received five luxury cars, a $30,000,000 portfolio, and a $1,000,000 house from his father.
Spoiled little rich kid indeed.
AG are getting salty XD XDDelete
There's a reason the deadly sins are deadly.Delete
Anon 4:24 PMDelete
It was your mom I was talking about.
The articles are a great afternoon read for me. The comment section... pure gold.ReplyDelete
I always thought these posts would make great bedtime stories for the kids. Retold in fairytale format, with the heroic Agents always winning vs the barbarian grrrgon-butthurtminer-ag-M sickos.Delete
Should help the young ones learn valuable lessons in conduct, and give them sweet dreams for the night.
With some age appropriate editing to clean up the butthurtminer and M-anon tears or course. Don't want to scar the children and all.
From the size of the shadow and the sound of the panting (not the dog's), it sounds like this agent might want to consider bumping the plate away from him a little sooner during mealtime.ReplyDelete
Post your vid so we can see how fit your are. Until then, how about bumping your mom off my junk for a spell.Delete
The geese by me don't give a fuck, and wouldn't be chased off by Agent Tater.ReplyDelete
Geese are animals, they don't need permits to mine for worms. They don't even understand the concept of a mining permit. They are birds after all. guided waterfowl huntsReplyDelete
I like your blog information is very interesting and modern, I love your blog...duck huntingReplyDelete