Friday, April 28, 2017

A Good Deal Is a Good Deal

Nice Trap m8 > o/ hello
SLAYER SSS > You fucking bitch!!
SLAYER SSS > i fuck you mother!!
Nice Trap m8 > Oh my oh my miner.
Nice Trap m8 > Please calm down.
SLAYER SSS > Suck my dick!!
It is the New Order's wish that every miner in highsec would buy a permit and comply with the Code. When you run into a miner like SLAYER SSS, however, that goal can seem a bit unrealistic.
Nice Trap m8 > Would you be interested in purchasing a mining permit?
SLAYER SSS > Fucking bustard!!
Nice Trap m8 > It will save you from future attacks obtaining a permit from a New Order Agent.
SLAYER SSS > Suck my dick!!!
For clarity's sake, SLAYER didn't lose a Bustard. It was his Covetor that was destroyed by our Agent.
SLAYER SSS > Fuck off!!
Nice Trap m8 > Miner calm down.
Nice Trap m8 > This is a family friendly game. You are not making matters better by swearing.
SLAYER SSS > fuck you!! i kill you evry day !! fucing bitches!!
You may or may not be surprised to learn that SLAYER is a Russian miner. I don't know what kind of people are teaching English over there, but I've got some real concerns.
Nice Trap m8 > Please try to understand the importance of following the words of James 315. Such disobedience will result in further enforcment.
SLAYER SSS > Fuck you! suck my dick!!
Nice Trap m8 > So are you interested in purchasing a permit miner?
SLAYER SSS > how much?
As rebellious, profane, and angry as SLAYER was, he couldn't help but let his curiosity get the better of him. He wanted to know how much a mining permit cost.
Nice Trap m8 > 10 million ISK.
SLAYER SSS > per day????
Nice Trap m8 > Per year
SLAYER SSS > And you will be defence me?
Nice Trap m8 > yes when I am online I will protect all whom hold a mining permit. That is my duty.
SLAYER SSS > ok, 10 000 000 per year?
Nice Trap m8 > Yes
SLAYER SSS > deal
And just like that, a mining permit was sold. SLAYER hated our Agent and everything he stood for. He had no respect for the Code or the New Order. But hey, at prices like these--who could resist?
SLAYER SSS > i will send you now
Nice Trap m8 > Okay send ISK and I shall issue you a mining permit.
SLAYER SSS > i did it
SLAYER SSS > check you account
Nice Trap m8 > Okay I sent you a mail just put that into your biography.
Nice Trap m8 > Thank you for being accepting the ways of James 315 miner.
SLAYER SSS > i did it
Nice Trap m8 > Okay. praise james! \o/ Fly safe miner o7
If SLAYER put the permit in his bio, he quickly removed it. The very next day, he lost another Covetor. A Goofus who can spot a bargain is still a Goofus.

39 comments:

  1. The AFK is strong with this russian

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  2. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

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    1. nazis failed daily, just like some other shitters we know.

      Way to emulate your heros, ag.

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    2. On the bright side for ag, they "lost" faildildo raine.....

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    3. Yup just like the code follows laws of Nazi hate. Good job Jerry.

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    4. Shitteranon433 got triggered, then lied. It must be hell being such a completely useless and impotent shitter.

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    5. So 433, all the nazi stuff was from tweeps et al? Good to know!

      https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png

      But why would you post all that garbage here? What could your motivation be?

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    6. Why do you post your garbage here Nazi boy?

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  3. So Faildo has "turned", huh? Did he go back through all the old minerbumping posts and remove all the toxic, racist, spergy comments he's posted over the years?


    Once a vile ag scum, always a shitter.

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    1. lol! No Name Anon be like:

      T_T -Faildildo Drain took our stuffs. Now im mad and will do something... who am i kidding... meh.

      Aldo be like:

      XD -Hey guys come have fun and make a positive change in high sec. If you dont want to thats ok. But be ready to get rekt!

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    2. Nice try 1106 shitter, but if you will just search back a bit on this site you will see that faildildo is nothing more than a vile, crass little highsec bitch, and he will never be anything but.

      This is just another ag fail attempt to distance himself from all the shit he spewed over the years.

      Where's the proof? Where is faildildo's ganking killboard? That's the only quantifiable proof that counts in this war.

      Get to ganking, or get the fuck out shitter.

      But please don't stop making a fool of yourself, try-hard.

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    3. Follow the code stop using foul language this is a family friendly game.

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  4. Hey faildildo raine, no one believes you. Anyone in CODE that is "helping" you is really just setting you and ag up for another fail.

    Have you braindead shitters really forgotten the "Ruse Kruise" already? CODE will always be 2 steps ahead of you. Always!

    ;)

    You just stick it out faildildo, and when you think you finally have CODE where you want them, they will dunk you again.

    Insanity is not "doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result", that's Retardation.

    You poor, slow, ignorant shitters, I guess it's not your fault, you inherited those faulty genes.

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    1. Theres that good old Nazi mentality of faulty genes in everyone we don't like. Good job Jerry

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    2. Why you trigger so easy shitteranon432?

      Is it because when you realize we are talking about you that you have no counter argument except to cry and sperg and whine about nazis?

      The best way to elevate yourself above your shitter life is to AN HERO asap. That's the only way a subhuman shitter can ever be helpful, to remove the problem (themselves).

      I do hope you realize that deserving people are tired of supporting societal leeches, and the only way someone as damaged as a highsec shitter can ever be redeemed is when they kalynn up and choose the final solution.

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    3. Leeches? Right, like what you do. Keep crying code Nazi.

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    4. How can anyone take you agents serious when, after reading the code, we cant even see you guys follow one of the simpler rules of no swearing. Serious guys this is a family game.

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  5. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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    1. That movie sucked, unless you are a braindead shitter.

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    2. Language Jerry

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    3. Hey, that's the most touching and comprehensive anti-Code wall of text I have ever seen! A billion of mine says he'll turn in 6 months tops.

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    4. How does one collect on this bet Jerry?

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    5. I'll take that bet

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  6. The nazis were the bad guys, and the Allies were the good guys. If we are making a comparison: the Allies win, always, much like the Code.

    That just leaves ag and the nazis, both full of fail and vile beliefs.

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    1. If you say so Jerry

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    2. Remember when the Nazis were always winning and thought nothing could stop em. Just like you. But don't worry even Rome had its good times too.

      -HA

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    3. Anon1001, the nazis failed daily. ag fails daily. What's to cry over?

      The Code always wins. ag fails daily.
      Shitters cry constantly that CODE is dead. How does it feel to be that useless?

      You just keep trying hard little shitter. Try not to AN HERO like your leader Kalynn.

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    4. Not sure, how does it feel to be a Nazi tho?

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    5. Nazi carebear whatever, but how can we be expected to join or follow a group that doesn't follow its own rules? Tell you guys what if you can show that you follow your own rules I will join. Deal?

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    6. Well that guy wont ever join, none of these Nazi wannabes can ever follow their own rules, its just made up as they go for luls.

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  7. I want to put my highsec alt (one of my other accounts is in Brave Collective space, GE-8JV to be precise, and I don't want to take him to highsec because then I'd miss out on fleet fights, and the other one is a useless alpha currently spying on PH) in the New Order, how do I do this?

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    1. Kill subhuman carebears and wait for adult tears about pvp in EVE. Only then can you claim your spot among the Hero's of Highsec.

      It is everyone's civic duty to kill highsec shitters until they quit. It is the only way to save EVE.

      Those who play EVE and don't kill highsec shitters are no better than ghetto scum that live off government handouts but never contribute to the well-being of The community.

      If that describes you, please take your food stamp dependant societal leeching ass and eat a bullet, you are not wanted in EVE or RL.

      XD

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    2. Kill inhuman code Nazis, no proof required. Those who act like Nazis and then whine about being called Nazis deserve to be put back into diapers. For the good of the world. If this is you then accept who you are grow up, stop being a Nazi and become a part of real societal development. Or just go back to mommas basement and suck on Adolfs rotten cock.

      That means you Jerry.

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    3. Tweeps is super salty about whatever Jerry did!

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    4. "Jerry" is what the allies called the Nazis during WWII

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    5. Sure thing tweeps!

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    6. It is true Jerry

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  8. I legit haven't commented in days. XD
    -jerry

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