Saturday, April 15, 2017

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #129


An EVEmail like this can only mean one thing: Time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


Of course, it wouldn't be a proper edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag without a little Russian greatness sprinkled in.


The light of the Code emanates from highsec, but its lessons and principles are important to EVE players living in every section of the galaxy.


Agent Hrothgar Nilsson presented his Megathron to the public. When he praised the Saviour of Highsec, it infuriated Brewbeard so much that he began bumping the ship.


Whenever an Agent can inspire a miner to stop mining for a while and do something else, it's a tremendous victory for the Code.


Even so, a Goofus on a temporary break from mining is still just a Goofus.


A major emergency occurred when a highsec asteroid belt went into a state of rebellion. Luckily, their resistance didn't last long.


Exotic Specimen Virginia Lynn created a stir when she began sending strange EVEmails to every Agent she could find. She didn't like it when our Agents told her that they don't own any cats.


...But she really didn't like being ignored.


For a new player, Lilly Cookie was quick to judge.


Agent Fate and Destiny was righteously indignant upon discovering the newbie had been so badly misinformed. Who was responsible?


If you're willing to quit EVE because you lost some Retrievers, you probably had little to add to our community anyway. Newbies like this grow up to be carebear advocates and nerf-beggars.


Arekahn Apple's decision to leave the game was less emotional and more data-driven. A request for clarification resulted in this follow-up EVEmail:


Arekahn specifically cited CODE.'s impact on highsec's risk/reward ratio. When CCP fails to properly balance the game, the New Order steps in. Well done, Agents!

70 comments:

  1. Finally we anti-gankers have enough comments on this blog to proceed against it on the grounds of anti-Semitism. Complaints have been entered for supporting such comments on this blog. Let's see if something happens.

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    1. Hi tweeps. Fake acts of hate are for liberal-commie scum and not agents of the New Order.

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    2. I gather from previous comments that Tweeps is actually a reincarnation of a permabanned player. FJGS. I wonder what CCP think of that.
      If only I knew WolfSoprano's latest incarnation... any hints?

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    3. "T_T please stop drinking my tears of unfathomable sadness T_T" -tweeps 2017

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    5. so lets get this straight.... you made a bunch of german comments on the board with fake german names, then made a fake jewish sounding account name all of 2 days ago to "complain about the anti-semitism of this site" to some as of yet un-named authority of some kind?

      Well, don't let me interrupt you anti-gankers and your plan to overthrow the CODE., minerbumping.com, and all of these other things!

      I'm sure it will end well for you and all your allies XD XD XD

      https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png

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    6. Whoa whoa whoa Mr Kippuri, was THIS the link to the website you just tried to delete?

      http://doingtimeinspace.blogspot.ca/

      Cuz i actually caught that and will post it here for all to share. Why would you delete that comment? XDDD

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    8. I think Jerry needs to go to bed
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZM9q2Tyvvg

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    9. @anon 7:07 I deleted it whilst waiting for responses to my forum thread. It is anyway accessible over my profile. But thanks for saving me the bother of reposting later!

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    10. Did you make a youtube video because you're "notmadatall"?

      Gee, what could I have done?! XDDD

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    11. Hahah Jerry so mad. The video is artistic and funny. Only Jerry would find it offensive.

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    12. "Anybody who calls me out on being salty is salty XDXDXD"

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    13. Was this quoted statement supposed to be from Mr. Tweeps? Because if it was made BY mr. tweeps about anyone else, i am gonna have to lol, as any actions taken against tweeps effort to destroy CODE. were instantly deemed by tweeps/kalorned/company as "super salty rage tears about their superior metagaming skills". Now, if he claims that his actions against me (including making crappy youtube videos that make no sense) are anything other than "super salty rage tears about my superior metagaming skills", he is either lying now or is lying about his feelings regarding CODE booting him. Which one is it, Mr. tweeps? Can't have both, can ya? XDDDDDD

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    14. Nur ein gieriger Bergmann klagt.

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    15. How CODE acts:

      Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

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  3. What a great name for a ganker. Never Gonna SeeGrandKids. I wonder how that name came to be? It must have been derived from someones salt I bet.

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    1. Yeah, kinda like the name "High Sec Social Club" or something, right? https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png

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    2. Yeah. Totally fake news.

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    3. Greasy work Nevergonnaseegrandkids great content generated.

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  4. It's amazing how tearful some people get over a spaceship video game!

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    1. Almost as amazing as people who enforce a set of laws much akin to the anti Jewish laws of pre WW2 Germany!

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  5. Another day of Failures for AG :D

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    1. Dom contributed nothing. He is just an avid reader and fanboy.

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    2. I contributed in your salt.
      Thanks for sharing ♥

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    3. Pass the popcorn.

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    4. Not another one fixated with AG.

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    5. Don't bother Dom's just a cuck anyways.

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    6. Cuck, cuck, cuck a'doodle dooo!

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  6. If I smoke this singular cell of weed I found on the ground will that cause autism? My papi says yes but my mom is dead so she didnt answer me. May god have mercy on that bitches soul

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    1. Foul language is unacceptable under code, terminate yourself.

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  7. "If you're willing to quit EVE because you lost some Retrievers, you probably had little to add to our community anyway. Newbies like this grow up to be carebear advocates and nerf-beggars."


    Thank James I am vindicated!

    GTFO shitters! Not even the Savior wants you here, and he loves EVERYONE! Everyone worth loving that is...

    ;)

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    1. Foul language is unacceptable under code, terminate yourself.

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  8. Lol at the tears, in the post AND the comments.

    Seems the Code always wins.

    Always!


    You salty carebears can get a Permit, or get REKT!

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    1. We pop em anyways, they keep paying no matter what I say they violated.

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  9. Someone explain this mail to me?

    https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png

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    1. Something that autism Jerry concocted. It's not even a real mail it looks like. Poor attention to detail.

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    2. Looks real to me

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  10. Its a shame that a player cant see the cost reward of the permit at 10 mill isk if they play at the keyboard. I cant see how their math works out. I survive and happily pay the 10 mill isk on my accounts. I love the role play and interaction of what code brings to the game.

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    1. Sure but we just find some reason to invalidate their permit and pop em anyway, its good income to just keep making excuses for why they do the lame ass mining. I say eve don't need no miners.

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  11. antigankers are truly failing hard right now

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    1. Still fighting with your AG hubby? I'm sorry for your tears.

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  12. how pathetic is that Hrothgar, donates isk to CODE to buy friends that dont like him.

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  13. This websites information has been reported to blogger and google for harassment, hate speech, and publication other peoples information without permission. All of these are direct violations to the terms and conditions as published by blogger and google.

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    1. You are harassing him using the term miner like calling someone a Jew! You are all fascists and deserve to be reported. Go to hell.

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    2. I'll see you in space-court!

      -Oink

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    3. NAH Pigs don't understand law order or how not to shit all over everything.

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  14. Wow you guys need to inject reading comprehension 2. The last guy literally states that code is the issue that has made his gameplay unbalanced and you take credit saying that CCP has unbalanced the game. What grade are any of you in. You guys are worse than CNN.

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    1. Whiney carebears always think the game is imbalanced.

      shrug

      -Oink

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    2. Fascist pigs always spin their own propaganda.

      -HA

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    3. Again yet another word play, carebear is the same as "undesirable" just as miner means Jew for these hate mongers. Welcome to the 21st century, Nazism failed.

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    4. Yeah shitty code monkeys think they bring order to the game when they just make themselves space Nazi's. CODE FAIL.


      XDXDXD

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    5. Please do not confuse Naziism and Anti-Semitism.
      By concentrating on Jews you are doing millions of other victims a disservice.

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    6. By acting in such Nazi type ways code is doing more disservice to the holocaust victims, acting out in these ways actually imitates the very life many of them went through and thus means you idolize them by implementing their policies. Sorry but by enforcing code which is much like anti-Jewish laws you are the perpetrators of disservice.

      Those who fight hardest against a comparison are usually the ones most like those being compared to.

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  15. To the HOW CODE works Anon... they employed an amazing business philosophy. They are now the #1 business super power in all of Europe for a reason. Take from the weak and give to the deserving. Well done Germans. - Zopiclone

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    1. By implementing laws similar to:
      Law for the Reestablishment of the Professional Civil Service
      Or:
      Nuremberg Laws

      Sounds like you just substitute miner for Jew and care bear for undesirable.

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  16. The codes new introductory book as written by James 315's ancestor.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jziWTERLL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

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    1. HAHA Its funny cuz its true.

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  17. Aww the little ganker care bears cant stand being compared to Nazis's and took down all those posts, I'm sowwy did we hurt your wittle feewings, is ok that you cannot stand to be compared to such hateful things because you do such hateful things.

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