Sunday, April 23, 2017

Kills of the Week

Among the many outstanding characteristics of our Agents: Intelligence. New Order Agents are just really, really, really, really smart. Skeptical? Take a look at a handful of examples of times our Agents managed to outsmart the carebears during the week of April 16th @ 00:00 EVEtime through April 22nd @ 23:59 EVEtime:



XR4T3D bet big: He took his his 11 billion isk jump freighter into Uedama while AFK autopiloting. Protip: Never bet against the Code. A massive gank fleet, including 31 members of the mighty CODE. alliance, went into action and defeated XRT3D. Agents Sex K1tten, Jake Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, uninstall 01, Joseph Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, uninstall 05, uninstall 02, uninstall 07, uninstall 09, uninstall 04, uninstall 03, uninstall 08, uninstall 06, Subotai Hyrkanian, Jason Kusion, Crom Cimmeria, uninstall 10, Ruby Rozei, Giselle Rozei, Milkmypigeon, Christine Rozei, Shanade Rozei, Trump The King, Zane Arnolles, and Tawny Rozei proved yet again that the CODE always wins. Always!



MiningMike was a bot-aspirant from the moment he chose his character name. MiningMike's triple anti-tanked freighter, worth 25 billion isk, was nothing more than a "gank me" sign. Agents Ren Sano, Ampelius Loukianos, Gea Stormbound, Flamboyant Surprise, Lawrence Lawton, Heisenberg Hemah, Bint Bint, Yojiro, Micky Maken, Bratok Srayona, Amanantian, Miros Homar, SynthiaGreey, Unfit ForDoody, Darnoth, Ivana Freemam, ThunderTits, Dean Wong, Mack Poddington, James Poddington, and Bubba Ohaya saw the sign and acted accordingly.



Talon Malthus must've heard about the New Order's rules against ORE Strip Miners. He took care to mine only in 1.0 security systems, where CONCORD's reaction time is insultingly fast. What Talon didn't count on was the skill and determination of our Agents. Skiff Poddington, James Poddington, Mack Poddington, Hulk Poddington, and Lawrence Lawton took the fight into 1.0 security and won.



Hey, remember when Bowheads were a thing? Stanly Wigglignton wishes you didn't. He threw caution to the wind and stumbled into Uedama. By a lucky coincidence, the Kusions were having a family reunion at that very moment. Stanly's appearance offered a wonderful opportunity for the Kusions to take part in one of their famous traditions: Agent Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jason Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joseph Kusion, and Johnathan Kusion ganked the Bowhead as only they can.



MrDifer had a powerful weapon at his disposal, but without the Code, he had no way to effectively wield it. Agents Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Aruka, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector HongMei, Taxman Daniel, and Tax Collector Hill targeted the bling boat for destruction and had a memorable fight...


In fact, two other "Agents" took part in the battle: CONCORD Police Commander and Caldari Sentry Gun I. Some of these carebears are so crazy that they're almost safer when they're AFK.



The carebears of highsec were beaten into submission this week; they were too afraid of our Agents to use any expensive implant sets. Nevertheless, their bot-aspirancy manifested itself in other kinds of bad behavior. StandaK's Bestower was anti-tanked almost to the point of exploding when it undocked. Agent Narl' Amhar hardly needed to do more than shout my name at StandaK to destroy his ship.


Ah, you know what they say: A Goofus and his PLEX are soon parted.

22 comments:

  1. "StandaK's Bestower was anti-tanked almost to the point of exploding when it undocked."

    Need I say more? Golden, Saviour.

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    1. Theres no fun to be had if they blow themselves up now is there.

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    2. I guess that's why he said 'almost to the point of exploding...'

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    1. Cuz your hubby was busy.

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  3. Inb4 lunatics take over comments with shit eating stupidity

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  4. This week was a good week. Then again I can't remember seeing any bad weeks either.

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  5. Inb4 miners that need to calm down

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  6. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

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  7. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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    1. Everybody get ready!!! Nov. 5th AG is going to destroy Code. That gives us 6 months to prepare. We are stronk.

      We will smuish gankers scum on that day and that day only.

      Get ready code, we going to pvp! Big time!!!!

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    2. "I ask that you stand beside me"

      Ok anon, we are standing beside you. Now wat do?

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    3. No man, you gotta wait till Nov. 5th! sheeesh.

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  8. Did this place die or was it just me?

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    1. You did. Please post your killmail and tell it how it made you feel...

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    2. I bet it gave ya a warm fuzzy too. It made me want to do it again and again. I felt, nothing.

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