Among the many outstanding characteristics of our Agents: Intelligence. New Order Agents are just really, really, really, really smart. Skeptical? Take a look at a handful of examples of times our Agents managed to outsmart the carebears during the week of April 16th @ 00:00 EVEtime through April 22nd @ 23:59 EVEtime:
XR4T3D bet big: He took his his 11 billion isk jump freighter into Uedama while AFK autopiloting. Protip: Never bet against the Code. A massive gank fleet, including 31 members of the mighty CODE. alliance, went into action and defeated XRT3D. Agents Sex K1tten, Jake Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, uninstall 01, Joseph Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, uninstall 05, uninstall 02, uninstall 07, uninstall 09, uninstall 04, uninstall 03, uninstall 08, uninstall 06, Subotai Hyrkanian, Jason Kusion, Crom Cimmeria, uninstall 10, Ruby Rozei, Giselle Rozei, Milkmypigeon, Christine Rozei, Shanade Rozei, Trump The King, Zane Arnolles, and Tawny Rozei proved yet again that the CODE always wins. Always!
MiningMike was a bot-aspirant from the moment he chose his character name. MiningMike's triple anti-tanked freighter, worth 25 billion isk, was nothing more than a "gank me" sign. Agents Ren Sano, Ampelius Loukianos, Gea Stormbound, Flamboyant Surprise, Lawrence Lawton, Heisenberg Hemah, Bint Bint, Yojiro, Micky Maken, Bratok Srayona, Amanantian, Miros Homar, SynthiaGreey, Unfit ForDoody, Darnoth, Ivana Freemam, ThunderTits, Dean Wong, Mack Poddington, James Poddington, and Bubba Ohaya saw the sign and acted accordingly.
Talon Malthus must've heard about the New Order's rules against ORE Strip Miners. He took care to mine only in 1.0 security systems, where CONCORD's reaction time is insultingly fast. What Talon didn't count on was the skill and determination of our Agents. Skiff Poddington, James Poddington, Mack Poddington, Hulk Poddington, and Lawrence Lawton took the fight into 1.0 security and won.
Hey, remember when Bowheads were a thing? Stanly Wigglignton wishes you didn't. He threw caution to the wind and stumbled into Uedama. By a lucky coincidence, the Kusions were having a family reunion at that very moment. Stanly's appearance offered a wonderful opportunity for the Kusions to take part in one of their famous traditions: Agent Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jason Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joseph Kusion, and Johnathan Kusion ganked the Bowhead as only they can.
MrDifer had a powerful weapon at his disposal, but without the Code, he had no way to effectively wield it. Agents Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Aruka, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector HongMei, Taxman Daniel, and Tax Collector Hill targeted the bling boat for destruction and had a memorable fight...
In fact, two other "Agents" took part in the battle: CONCORD Police Commander and Caldari Sentry Gun I. Some of these carebears are so crazy that they're almost safer when they're AFK.
The carebears of highsec were beaten into submission this week; they were too afraid of our Agents to use any expensive implant sets. Nevertheless, their bot-aspirancy manifested itself in other kinds of bad behavior. StandaK's Bestower was anti-tanked almost to the point of exploding when it undocked. Agent Narl' Amhar hardly needed to do more than shout my name at StandaK to destroy his ship.
Ah, you know what they say: A Goofus and his PLEX are soon parted.