Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Thrasher for Your Thoughts, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Vrix Nation helped autopiloters see the game from a different point of view by ganking them and deleting their implants. This proved to be an ideal way to break the ice and get them talking about EVE, MMOs, gaming, and--very occasionally--life.


Success! Rantic Selteyr accidentally offered high-fives to everyone in Vrix Nation.


When podded, some autopiloters are excited to reach their destination early, while others complain about having their travel progress reset. The latter is unreasonable, since autopiloting--whether 3 jumps or 30--requires no effort.


One of the methods carebears use to try to demoralize our Agents is to tell them to "get a life". This is an ineffective tactic since our Agents know from reading the Code that enforcing the Code is always a worthwhile activity. By contrast, AFK mining and autopiloting seems a sad way to spend one's days.


Other carebears deny their guilt. A brief examination reveals them to be Goofuses, however. Guilt is a remarkably difficult thing to hide from an experienced Agent.


miizupoeg questioned our Agent's authority to pod him. But here again, our Agent's knowledge of the Code neutralized the carebear's argument.


As I've said many times: You may not care about the Code, but the Code cares about you.


Arathorn II Rivendell conceded that the Code itself might be legitimate, but he doubted whether our Agent truly believed in it. This objection is easily dispensed with; our Agents prove they believe in the Code by obeying it.


Was flattery DRAKOS DRAKOS's strategy? He offered some excuses but tried to soften them by wishing our Agent success and happiness. Little did he know that podding autopiloters brings happiness and represents success in Vrix Nation's business.


We see here the carebear's true philosophy, stripped of all disguise: Anger in a primitive grunt.


We call this an example of the "green shoots" of Code-based civilization. All progress in highsec begins with reading about James 315 stuff.


Carebears, take note: No matter who you are, everyone instinctively has a good feeling about someone who behaves like a Gallant.

To be continued...

147 comments:

  1. Hahaha loyalanon is still salty 1 year later. He is still kicking everyone associated with his worst enemy. The tears are real. Why kick Snigie last night if you keep stating that you aren't salty still. Keep up your salty ways loyalanon. Don't worry you still have your TCE CODEbears there to console you. See you lover boy. Praise James and the NEW ORDER.

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    1. https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png

      Im salty? Nice try XDXD

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    2. More fries please

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    3. The only way loyal can get revenge is kick people who get mad kills with zopiclone, thats how sad loyal's become, sitting in the comments section eagerly waitng for someone to mention his name to keep him relevant.

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    4. Need more butter for popcorn

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    5. Im Salty because someone got booted from a space guild? Try harder XDXDXDXD!!!!1

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    6. Pass the salted caramel

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    7. lol, booted from being relevant

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    8. Who are these new anti-gankers here trying to stir up trouble here? *popcorned*

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    9. Sounds pretty gay?

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    10. That's demeaning to the LGBT community you white cis gendered privileged male.

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    11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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  2. https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png

    You know your salty when you have to write tearmails to james.

    Pro-tip - it works better when you sign off woth people who are relevant

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    1. Pass the popcorn

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    2. Entferne den Verräter aus dem Code.

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    3. That looks like a screenshot of a mail before it was sent... which could have been written / produced by anyone.

      Other than the volume of text there's no real proof that Tweeps, Kalorned or anyone associated with them produced any of it.

      Screenshot or it didn't happen.

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    4. Looks real enough to me.

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    5. Wow what incredible content!

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    6. Haha WTF? That's obviously tweeps raging about being booted out of code again.

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    7. So obviously TWEEPS that I could fake it myself.

      Screenshot or it did not happen!

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    8. Deine Oma masturbiert im stehen! Ich habe Beweise!

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    9. Thats more than a tear mail. It's blackmail.

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    10. Sie nimmt den Schwanz direkt in den Arsch. Ein großer Böser. Der verdammte Bergmann.

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    11. It's real and it's amazing.

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    12. AWWWW YEAH BABY.

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  3. Haha loyal you are too easy to bait. Thanks for the content. Day in and day out. You don't disappoint... responding to us on que. We appreciate these prompt responses. Hahahahaha

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    1. Calm down miner

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    2. Who is this "us" if there is only the new order?

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    3. Calm down miner

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    4. Calm down CODEbears. The NEW Order is currently in session. TCE is your carebears dream. Enjoy it!

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    5. Not the place for you miner

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    6. Some of these anonymous comments seem to be from people involved in the unsuccessful coup of the CODE. alliance, who have since been removed.

      To these people:
      How do you expect to further your cause by posting insincere remarks, the kind that you later call bait, which tarnish your credibility?

      And how do you expect to engage in a meaningful discussion when your anonymity makes it impossible to establish any credibility, because it betrays a lack of faith in your own cause?

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    7. I dunno Lawrence, I thought they were a bunch of anti-gankers or something!

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    8. I also have no credibility and know nothing that I speak of when I post on this MB comments section. I pretend I know what I am talking about but really I know jack shit. They treat me like mushrooms in CODE. They feed me shit and keep me in the dark.

      I secretly wish I wasn't in CODE. Alliance because I hate carebears that are in CODE today.

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    9. This is good content.

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    10. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for my failed coup attempt. I recognize that failure to use a consistent identity on James 315's forum is not in the best interest of productive discussion, and that anonymity only serves to show the lack of faith I have in my own cause.

      I extend my sincerest apologies to the Saviour for shitting up His alliance and His forum so many times over the years, and hereby pledge to buy 100000 New Order shares with the proceeds of my numerous scams.

      (Yeah we can all do that.)

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    11. This is good content.

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    12. Point and case. Anonymous or not. Words are hurtful. Use your meta gaming powers. Not your anger.

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    13. Tweeps, I am inspired by your post. I suppose it's safe now to say that it didn't work. I'm genuinely sad about it.

      But truth be told, I lost a lot by following you. I lost my community. I lost the respect and goodwill of my friends. I lost James 315's trust. And the ISK is all gone.

      So I'm going to focus on what I'm good at: enforcing The Code and harvesting miner tears, alone if need be. If I submit enough features for the blog, then perhaps one day I may earn my way back into His good graces, and I promise I won't squander the privilege again.

      Sorry everybody.

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    14. lol not even the real zopiclone because the Lawrence is too lazy to look up if Zopi actually even has a real account that he posts here with.

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    15. If anyone knows Zopiclone, they know Zopiclone doesn't even give a fuck about any of this. He is just playing his own game and submitting miner comments to James 315 and treating EvE as a game and not a social club. Zopiclone takes the CODE like any purist does. He plays the game from all the angles he knows how. Plus he is a nice guy. The nicest person in all of EvE.

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    16. Look at all the anti-ganker tears in this thread! you got a live one Lawrence!

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    17. lol Lawrence talking to himself.

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    18. When using this comments section, I usually limit myself to one supportive remark relating the the article, and I enjoy reading the comments of a few consistent goodposters.

      But a lot of the comments here are incoherent nonsense. They're a real black eye on minerbumping, and I think that Wolf Soprano's obligatory flamebait posts have a lot to do with it. For a bunch of people who preach remaining calm, collectively we come across as a pretty upset bunch.

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    19. See called it. Lawrence commenting on himself commenting regarding his own anon comments. Just funny.

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    20. I heard that zopiclone actually passed away last November but gave everything he took to snigie,is that actually true?

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    21. Can we have tacos now?

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    22. Worte sind verletzt, wir haben hier eine Krippe.

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  4. Pro-tip - sign your evemails off with people who are relevant.

    Part 1 of ?? (What tweeps thinks of Hrothgar Nillsen- http://i.imgur.com/1y5XFol.png

    Part 2 of ?? (All those flavours and you chose to get salty with James ) -https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png

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    1. This is good content.

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    2. Calm down miners

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    3. Loyalanon is so great at failing incredibly hard by spreading the other sides viewpoints for them. Hahahaha what a pleb

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    4. Thanks Jerry for doing our work for us! Did you get his ISK yet?

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    5. Calm down miner

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    6. Du bist besonders... nur wie jeder sonst.

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    7. Pass the popcorn

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  5. Cheers to Nazlfrag III for being a good sport. Now he just needs a permit.

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    1. No, kill him till he rage quits. Miners are not welcome in New Eden.

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    2. Ja töte alle Unerwünschten.

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  6. Hahaha priceless. Thanks loyalanon for all of your tears. All you can say now is calm down over and over and something something salt this, salt that, try harder yada yada. Nice fail on every count. Next time try to meta game instead of carebearing.

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    1. Calm down miner

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    2. I do not know how anything here that can really be considered something like meta gaming. From what I have read FJGS wouldn't know a meta game if he saw one.

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    3. Du Dummkopf. Spiele sind Spiele Dies ist ein Lebensstil.

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    4. translate.google.com ftw

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  7. This short web comic i made seems relevant to the MB comments section today: http://imgur.com/a/uxX0M

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    1. lol no originality

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    2. ***UPDATE***

      THIS CARTOON HAS BEEN UPDATED

      ***UPDATE***

      http://imgur.com/a/xAdz0

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    3. Calm down miner

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    4. Konzentriere dich darauf, Bergleute anstelle von Karikaturen zu töten.

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    5. This is good content.

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    6. That's good soup.

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  8. Jesus loyal, stop lurking on the comments section, your refresh buttons gonna be worn out!

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  9. https://zkillboard.com/kill/61483723/
    https://zkillboard.com/kill/61483725/

    When your kills are so fat it enrages loyal to kick more from the corp...

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    1. These are nice kills, but not a reason for being kicked. You should look inward for that.

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    2. Oh wait, sorry, I don't know shit. But I choose to speak up because it makes me feel important and smart.

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    3. CODE. is an alliance that celebrates juicy kills. It's not credible that somebody would get kicked for getting kills that are too juicy.

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    4. Towards the 50 billion zopi took because of your lax security measures, ruining the alliance single handedly?

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    5. Zopi apologized for it above.

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    6. The Code always wins.

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    7. Unless it loses, but we don't talk about that.

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    8. Gute tötet. Du solltest stolz sein.

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  10. All these posts about code's and loyal's lack of relevance, yet the minerbumping comment sections are exploding.

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    1. The anti-gankers have lost their minds!

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    2. The tears are good. Ill sit back and enjoy my popcorn now XDXD

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    3. The Law of High Sec is relevant, that is all.

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    4. This is good content.

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    5. LOL I don't even play anymore or care what anyone thinks!

      (lurks in the comment section, replying to every comment made....)

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    6. Making good content.

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    7. More popcorn please.

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  11. Annnnnd just like that the comments all stop coming in a deluge. Weird! XDDD

    What happened?

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    1. Damage control was activated in anticipation for what gets leaked in relation to saltyclone and fighter jets tomorrow XDXD. GGEZPZ XDXD

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    2. The resident lurkers the only one left on here, I totally don't play and cry when I get robbed but I'll pretend that I'm loving the tears when really I'm providing them! We love you loyal! I'd ask if I can have your stuff but I've already got it!

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    3. Damn, give him back his shit already, that's low. your not a good agent of the new order stealing other agents shit.

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    4. Schadenskontrolle, ernsthaft gibt es hier noch zerrissenes Zelt, sauberes Haus und macht das Reich wieder groß.

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  12. Can someone help me with my homework?

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    1. What subject.

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    2. Rosetta stone works wonders.

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  14. Anyone else look up James 315 and see he has a sec rate of +0.9

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    1. What's the matter anti-ganker?

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    2. Inactive since Sept 16 2012.

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    3. With a positive sec rate that makes James an ag! :O

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    4. Looks to me like you're just another anti-ganker who is mad about the SRP James offers his ganking army!

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    5. He offers a suggested retail price?

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    6. Come on down to James 315 the craziest sales of the whole universe happen right here, right now you can buy your own ganker for just 10 mill that's right just 10 mill and you get a catalyst to go along with it, he'll kill anyone anywhere anytime but hurry since all of these gankers are going fast stocks may run out. So call your friends, call your neighbors, hell call grandma, and bring down to James 315 home of all your anti miner needs.

      Take exit 121 right off the Jita bypass and look for the big flames of explosions. That's James 315 wholly own subsidiary of Code Inc.

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    7. Das wird immer lächerlich, sind Sie die Enforcer eines besseren New Eden oder nicht, es klingt eher wie Kinderspiele.

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    8. +0.09. That makes sense. Back when the Saviour was an active Agent, it was all about the miner bumping, and ganking wasn't yet a thing we did. Hard to imagine! When the alliance grew James 315 became a full time administrator.

      Sample: http://www.minerbumping.com/2012/08/more-assassination-attempts-foiled.html

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    9. So James quit after assassination attempts were made on him, what a ninny. That's some carebear bullshit, a good leader should stay and lead his people not hide behind them. Its Eve dying is part of the game, getting ganked is part of the game its PvP. What he couldn't take it and now just lurks in emails and forums. That's a joke.

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    1. WOOT WOOT TACO TIME.

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    2. Du bist alles Schlampen.

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    3. Erich Bärenfänger

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  16. The Story So Far:
    So for the record, Kusion really did steal all that stuff from you guys. He was pissed off at this drama that was happening.

    A group of Ex-AG infiltrated CODE. Zopi, Kolorned, joined forces with tweeps and got Loyal banned again and then a year later, lost control of the alliance when they should have reprocessed it for minerals when they had the chance.

    Now they've been banned from minerbumping and trying desperately to regain favor with James 315.

    Loyal is left laughing and Tweeps and Zopi are starting a new alliance the AGBee alliance. XD

    Loyal is right, you guys suck. Time to ask for forgiveness. Better yet, biomass yourselves.

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    1. LOL, I am the biomass king. This ain't my first rodeo.

      I know better than to blackmail the Savior of Highsec. This won't end well for you. Code always wins. ALWAYS!

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    2. Calm down miner.

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    3. Calm down agent(?).

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    4. Tell me where the catalyst touched you.

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    5. Better yet pull your head from your ass and stop crying like a little carebear miner bitch and get out and act like a true knight of the new order, enforce the code and stop trying to pick fights within the code, let people work their issues out and stop making fights for yourself and other. If you want drama go join ag.

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    6. Tell me where my catalyst touched you first.

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    7. Mommy daddy stop fighting I promise Ill be good from now on

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    8. Zopi, Tweeps, Kolorned: Biomass yourselves. If you love James you will do it and start new. Born again as true followers of the Code.

      Otherwise you are AG.

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    9. @anon 1:02

      Um... for the record you guys have way more drama than we've EVER had. Seriously.

      That is all, carry on.

      *eats popcorn

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    10. HA I still think its funny that the one dude still crying over three traitors. He acts just like a care bear

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    11. Pass the popcorn.

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    12. Said the anti-code carebear who doesn't know what elite PvP is.

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    13. Foul language unacceptable under code, terminate yourselves.

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    14. Okay so elite Pvp is bitching about people inside your own corp and trying to start drama. Really good, I thought he would at least shut the hell up and get back to work. WEAK.

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  17. They have been busy little AG bees, haven't they?

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  18. EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK!

    We got Code-violators to neutralize!

    Jesus F&*%ing Christ on a cracker, people...


    -Galaxy Pig

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    1. Foul language unacceptable under code, terminate yourself.

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    2. I agree Galaxy Pig. There are younglings who read this. If we fight among ourselves we may scare off potential recruits.

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    3. It would be best to get the cry babies out of code before they rot it from the inside out.

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  19. Over 140 comments! The Minerbumping site goes from strength to strength, and The New Order continues to be the number one thing EVE players talk about.

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