Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Fallen Idol, Part 1

For years now, the notorious Rusell has been one of the most prominent members of the Anti-Ganking "community".


From the beginning, Rusell was a firebrand. Though some of his fellow rebels were appalled by his attitude, his passion for the cause won him the admiration of most Anti-Gankers. Over the years, he became one of their respected leaders.


But Rusell's followers could not save him from his inevitable destruction. Rusell's fate was sealed when he refused to obey the Code. Days after being highlighted in a MinerBumping post, Rusell lost an 8.8 billion isk freighter and got featured on Kills of the Week.
Fragger Sparks > Kill: Rusell's Fenrir so anyone else see this big failing of the legendary antigankers?
Fragger Sparks > not to mention the providence i saw him autopiloting
msagro artemist > Fragger Sparks was obviously not breast fed as a child... seems to have not fully mentally developed.
Fragger Sparks > insulting my intelligence apparently now
After Rusell lost his freighter, a well-wisher reported to the Anti-Ganking channel and gave Rusell some good-natured teasing.
msagro artemist > your the one who purchased a permit...for what the rest of us do for free...
Fragger Sparks > Purchased it to support a fellow ganker dude
EVE System > Fragger Sparks was kicked from the channel by Sarah Flynt Reason: "CODE monkey"
msagro artemist > thanks
Cochise DCVI > Sarah Flynt absolutely, TY & ^5
However, Rusell was AFK at the time and did not see the mockery.
Rusell > where is the lad who has lost his logi ship this morning?
Rusell > i have a debt with him
Rusell > give me his name
Jennifer en Marland > Rusell o/
Rusell > o7 jenni
A few hours later, Rusell returned to the Anti-Ganking channel. Moderator Jennifer en Marland put to rest any fears Rusell may have had about suffering a loss of face. In keeping with Rusell's position as an Anti-Ganking elder statesman, Jennifer went out of her way to greet him.
Rusell > i have my debt with a good person who lose his ship together with mine one
Rusell > thank you very much Crendraven Patrouette
Rusell > you tried to save me
Rusell > double thanks
Rusell > you are a brave man
Crendraven Patrouette > yah I only got one mail from that, I think for it to count I actually have to jam them
Rusell had several hours to think over how he should handle his disastrous freighter loss. How would he manage to keep his fellow rebels' respect? He began by giving thanks and isk to those who had tried to rescue his freighter.
Rusell > Providence Coalition
Rusell > you are the only fair future in this game
Rusell > please
Rusell > guide the fair
Rusell > defend the more innocent
Rusell > make justice
Rusell > eerybody borns innocent
Rusell > fear
Rusell > bring us to be unfair with ourselves
Rusell > and with each other
There was no sign that Rusell's status had been diminished in any way. He slipped back into his familiar habits, giving a sermon to his fellow Anti-Gankers.
Sarah Flynt > PSA regarding Fragger Sparks who was banned from AG earlier: he sends his regards and would like to apologize to you for what he said earlier, especially about what he said about PTSD, cal navy antimatter and loss of ships
Rusell > he has been forgiven
Rusell > admit him again if you want sarah
Sarah Flynt > not sure, yet as he seems to be closely affiliated with CODE. I'll discuss it with the other mods
Rusell's relief gave way to magnanimity: He granted forgiveness to the person who had mocked him earlier. For the time being, Rusell's generosity was superseded by moderator Sarah Flynt's paranoia.
Rusell > it is possible that CONCORD as an autorithy
Rusell > punish the gankes
Rusell > but it is enough?
Rusell > should be finned
Rusell > with the double of the cost of the ship ganked
As with most of Rusell's sermons, the topic shifted to a proposal for One More Nerf™ to ganking.
Rusell > there are rational things to do in this "sandbox"
Rusell > but CCP seems that dont want to disturb some people
Rusell > it is sandbox but it is responsability of CCP putting a limit and dont get soo far in this
Rusell > at the moment they dont
Rusell then criticized CCP for failing to add his requested nerf(s) to the game.
Rusell > they are happy with the fanfest
Rusell > in Amesterdam
Rusell > and in Las Vegas
Rusell > but dont want to fix this game because is make for the goons, the game has shown his own limits
Rusell > and now will start to perish
But then Rusell made a critical error. Even in front of this most sympathetic of audiences, his criticism of CCP went one step too far.
Alexander Kaan > Rusell tinfoil much?
Dorothy I > Complaining about the game in this channel won't do anything.
Rusell > i have lost 2 freighters in one weekend let me do it
Alexander Kaan > that was your only fault though
Gate Gate Gate > It's not ccps fault you decide to fill a freighter up the brim with no bulkheads and autopilot when you know goons are scanning perim gates, idiots like you deserve to get ganked
For years, the rebels had listened to Rusell's sermons and lectures. Rusell humiliated himself with an outrageous freighter loss that undermined all of his proclamations of expertise in the field of Anti-Ganking. Rather than admitting his mistakes, Rusell blamed it all on the Goons' influence over CCP. At last, the built-up frustration of Rusell's fellow Anti-Gankers could be contained no longer. They'd finally had enough.
Rusell > my fault?
Rusell > it is guilty a freighter who is ganked?
Alexander Kaan > if you can take measures to prevent yourself from getting ganked and you didn't take these measures, you did a mistake, yes
Rusell > Alexander Kaan i dont trust you anymore
The patriarch of the Anti-Ganking channel would now be forced to answer for his failures.

To be continued...

130 comments:

  1. In B4 shitposting.

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    1. Heres a cookie

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    2. Rusell, you seem depressed. If you keep playing you need to look into Broadcast-4-Reps, otherwise get some help in IRL.

      It's just a game. People loose stuff all the time.

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    3. Please understand its just a game, don't melt over being called a name. Please see your local mental health professional for help if you cannot take being called names in a game.

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    4. I don't think he was commenting on the name calling. I think he was joking on the russel guy in the post.

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    5. Anon 8:57 here.

      Genuinely concerned for Rusell: Giving all his stuff away, and being depressed. Seriously brother, we do care about you. The game is just a game, not important. Do be kind to yourself and take care. Seriously.

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    6. Roger that Anon 1210. Thank you for having concerns about a fellow player. Please check up on Rusell often and let him know that he has outlets even if its just talking to people in game.

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  2. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

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    1. Ah, but what you fail to realize, 6:18, is that was actual history that lead to WWII.

      This, on the other hand, is a fucking video game.

      Learn the difference, and your life will no doubt improve, you degenerate pleb.

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    2. Calm down Jerry

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    3. Das kannst du deiner Oma erzählen.

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    4. Diese Leute denken, dass sie so heiß sind, aber Lackaffe sind

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    5. playing a game acting like a bunch of socialists kinda means your a socialist because you are expressing your fantasy in a world where you can be what you want without repercussions.

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    6. If its just a game why are you so mad for being called a Nazi in the game, differentiate between your character being called a Nazi and RL dipshit.

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    7. The instability created in Europe by the First World War (1914-18) set the stage for another international conflict–World War II–which broke out two decades later and would prove even more devastating. Rising to power in an economically and politically unstable Germany, Adolf Hitler and his National Socialist (Nazi Party) rearmed the nation and signed strategic treaties with Italy and Japan to further his ambitions of world domination. Hitler’s invasion of Poland in September 1939 drove Great Britain and France to declare war on Germany, and World War II had begun. Over the next six years, the conflict would take more lives and destroy more land and property around the globe than any previous war. Among the estimated 45-60 million people killed were 6 million Jews murdered in Nazi concentration camps as part of Hitler’s diabolical “Final Solution,” now known as the Holocaust.

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    8. This Nazi cunt just can't seperate RL from the game. He should AN HERO in RL and help us all out.

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    9. Please inject grammar 1.

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    10. Nazi's never did get good education just indoctrination

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    11. Do you think they get the "Jerry" reference?

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  3. CODE is one of the most egalitarian player groups in Eve Online. I applaud them for that.

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    1. Sie spielt die beleidigte Leberwurst.

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    2. Gehirnverweigerer

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    3. So your ok with them calling people the equivilant of "Jew"? Gotcha, so if its equality they stand for then we can, as equals, call you code shitlords NAZI'S.
      Very well then I should be on my way. enjoy equality Nazi.

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    4. Hmmm egalitarian: 1.


      believing in or based on the principle that all people are equal and deserve equal rights and opportunities.

      So no one should need to buy a permit to do as one wants in a fair society or be oppressed for being what the chose to be.

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    5. Hey Jihad blowing smoke up peoples asses doesn't work very well.

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    6. OMG OMG OMG Its Jihad Jerry hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    7. CODE believes that all miners are equally entitled to Eve Online's rich PvP content. This is, without a doubt, egalitarianism.

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    8. Also, that ALL players should have their permit to support the efforts of the New Order. Not that they SHOULDNT have them.

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    9. That's one triggered shitter, he has serious issues seperating the game from RL. Anyone want to start a pool on how long until he pulls a Kalynn?

      Hey 713 shitter, take your jew ass and gtfo of Eve friend, it's too complicated for your subhuman brain to understand.

      However, If you can wait to "pod" yourself until May 5th I will split the pool with you... Trust me.

      Pssst, dibs on May 5th.

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    10. Take your Nazi ass back to your KKK clan meetings and have a good ole time racist Nazi shitlord. No one wants you here.

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    11. Yes like Jews needed to have the jewish badge to support the Nazi regime allowing easier differentiation between a gallant german and a greedy jew.

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    12. PSSSST Anon336 No ones coming to your little Nazi party. Just an FYI.

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    13. All miners are equally entitled to eves rich PvP, so instead of letting them encounter it we package it sell it to them and force them to comply. Hmmmm So when do they need to wear their hijabs?

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    14. Hey ANON 336, your anti-Semitism is showing ya lil code Nazi. Go suck on hitlers rotted cock.

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    15. Capt. Bumchum McMerryweather says:

      I won’t even entertain your lack of understanding of my comparison, however I will say that I do maintain it. Of course I realize that they both aren’t the same, since I’m not a fucking retard, however I recognize the similarities in their fascist asshole behaviour.

      Making a comparison isn’t saying something IS something else.

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  4. Love the tears comparing the loss of pixels to Nazis. Almost too stupid to breathe without mechanical assistance

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    1. Calm down Jerry

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    2. Love how these code freaks cant stand being called Nazi.

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    3. Yahtzee!!!!!!

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    4. Love the word play, Miner = Jew Code = Nazi
      Miners accept being miners.
      Code cannot accept being Nazis.
      Code fuckwads lose their shit and act like children.

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    5. One iron lung for sale, special price, 10 mil isk

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    6. Hey triggered shitter, why you so butthurt jewboy?

      Hey what's the difference between a jew and a bullet? A bullet leaves the chamber....

      XD

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    7. Who was the best Jewish cook? Hitler.

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    8. Whats the difference between code and Nazis? Nuffin

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    9. Capt. Bumchum McMerryweather says:

      I won’t even entertain your lack of understanding of my comparison, however I will say that I do maintain it. Of course I realize that they both aren’t the same, since I’m not a fucking retard, however I recognize the similarities in their fascist asshole behaviour.

      Making a comparison isn’t saying something IS something else.

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  5. Patriarchy is bad, resist every movement made by a man.

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    1. White cis gendered males should be killed for a better eden

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    2. Screw James 315 we want Jane 315!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    3. 7:11, your comment presumes both a gender binary and gender essentialism. This suggests that your purported feminism is not intersectional. Get woke!

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    4. Another cis gendered man, check your privilege.

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  6. Can we all just have tacos, I love tacos, they make me happy.

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    1. No you need a permit for that.

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  7. antiganking is failing so hard right now

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    1. AG hubby still in a fight with you. LOL

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    2. PSSSST Anon 727, permanently that time of the month. SHHHH!

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  8. Does code have any more big name ganker left or did loyal kick the last of them I his last hissy fit.?

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    1. No they just now all just tag along with others for big kills.

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    2. SS troopers. For the reich.

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  9. This screenshot outlines what tweeps and kalorned are currently up to: https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png

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    1. #OldNews

      Jerry has no new content.

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    2. Old news? So it IS real?

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    3. As real as the day Hitler decided he hated all the miners, I mean Jews.

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  10. THIS IS JUST A FUCKING GAME YOU FUCKTARDS (you're a fucktard if you're getting salty. you're a bigger fucktard if you don't realize you're getting salty. i am a fuckard for getting salty over you fucktards)

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    1. Please give loyalanon his stuff back. He is crying about a video game.

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    2. He's so upset he kicked everyone who's ever ganked with zopiclone but that's fair since he got him banned and all plus took all his stuff

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    3. Awwwww another melting snowflake cannot face up to what he does in a game. Pooor baby

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    4. Calm down Jerry

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    5. all of the above = salty fuckards
      loyal knows its a game and was going to quit. you must find something else to salt your fucktardnuts over i guess

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    6. Keeping em salty for your mouth. Nazi boy.

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    7. He cannot be Homosexual that's against their code.

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  11. I bet the reason that one shitter keeps crying about Nazis is because he's retarded and a homosexual, two traits that nazis were trying to exterminate.

    He is taking it waaaay too personal.

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    1. There ya go more proof that yall are Nazis, undesirables in Nazi culture were homosexuals and mentally disabled, see your embracing your true racist and entitled nature.

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    2. Is this guy serious? He wants to gay bash people now. You realize your not in game and your bashing homosexuals in RL now right. Must be homophobic. I can see why people unload on these guys, maybe I should read their laws and find out whats with people broadcasting this site as a hate group.

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    3. ya I'm gay and mentaly hndcped but I stil knw not be Nazi dickwaffle

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  12. That moment MB comments are more aids than reddit

    CODE. Always Wins

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    1. Cuck cuck cuck-a-doodle dooooooooo

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    2. Look its New Orders Field Marshal Wilhelm "Dom Arkaral" Keitel!

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  13. Help fight Code and gankers in this epic and ancient war for High Sec.

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    1. Join the allied cause and bash a fasc, you too can end Nazis in eve online.

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    2. Join the rebel alliance and fight the Empire of the new order. You too can beat Darth James.

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    3. Join the wolverines and end the red plague of communism spread by the Czar James 315.

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    4. Thig còmhla rium Uilleam Uallas agus a 'sabaid an aghaidh an droch english agus an rìgh Seumas.

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    5. Join me Winston Smith and fight the ministry of truth and the Ingsoc to free ourselves of the telescreen created by James 315.

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    6. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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    7. You sir win the thread.

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    8. Where oh where, did the catalyst touch you? You can use this fail fit retriever doll.

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    9. Look its Joseph Goebbles, here to touch little boys again on their no no places. Porr Goebbles don't ya know Nazis don't like pedophiles.

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    10. Nah its a B movie version of star wars' emperor palpatine here to heck for hernia

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    11. Another code Nazi who cant accept his true nature how sad, he must be melting.

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    12. Its really Jar Jar Binks trying to be a Sith Lord! HA

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    13. That catalyst touched my dick cuz I wores it like a condom and fucked your mom, she was ok still owes me money tho

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    14. EASY EASY. This guy must be having a hard time. I mean he is in code. Its ok if you want to share your feelings about how your father molested you. I understand people join cults all the time because they feel accepted but in all actuality are just being used like an ass puppet.

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    15. Your all wrong hes trying to be Mel Brooks from history of the world part 1. You know ya cant talkemoutta. Damn dude your using a mel brooks name knowing he was jewish and in a fascist regime like code. SMH

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    16. He's so cute can we go out and get tacos, he will like tacos, I love tacos, I love them sooo much, I'll explode without tacos. That happens sometimes.

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    17. Well youo see sir according to the police report the cat touched my buthole and caused severe anal leakage with me and many of my people so we decided to come here and relieve said anal leakage all over the site to help alleviate the discomfort that Nazism does as people acting like them does truly marginalize an entire people, namely the chosen sons of Israel. So as you can see yeah its a big mess.

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    18. epicly triggered. How incredibly powerless you must feel. :P

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    19. Watch out hes getting angry look at how cute they get, lil code Nazis start getting all upset over being called code Nazi, I heard they used to be called code monkeys.

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    20. Holy shit did you see that the Nazi is trying to audition for Star Wars. Sorry man but its like already filled, might wanna try seeking employment with the KKK.

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    21. I thought he was trying to be a monk in the holy order of the I hate people who have a business sense while my only personality is geared towards violence against others. Its a selective group.

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    22. Face it ya cant talk em outta stupid.

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    23. Bet hes getting agitated. is he gonna turn red?

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    24. Himler how are ya I heard you guys got killed

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    25. Is he with code Nazi or jihad code?

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    26. Hold on guys let him get something in, he might actually say something with a form or inkling of intelligence.

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    27. I hope he's not naked under that robe

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    28. Ooops sorry I missed all the hub bub, getting laid you know. BTW Tomas your mom said clean your room before you play your game.

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    29. You know who I am, I know who you are Kip Winger.

      Troll all you want, words are cheap. You are powerless to stop Code and your killboard proves it.

      Join us, or go back to Providence where you belong. Or perhaps you would like to purchase a mining permit?

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    30. He could join us! He's already had plenty of experience killing miners as Zopiclone, amiright Kip? (yeah we all knew).

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    31. Praise Zopi-Kip! \o/

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    32. "Come to the darkside you and your friends are powerless to stop the power of this fully operational battle station"

      "Well emperor sir I really would but you see...."

      "If its the pay don't worry you will get the full officers pay."

      "No its not that but rather...."

      "You will also get full access to the officers club."

      "yes but..."

      "And your own private escort, perhaps two."

      "Do you have dental?"

      "Get the hell off my death star!"

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    33. 3 trillion in dead miners ZopiKip. Great work. How will that square with the HSM? Ends justify the means much?

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    34. Oh now we have a Nazi recruiter. any good flyers yet?

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    35. Playing so many different characters has caused you to loose your mind Zopi-Lilly-Kip-Kickass-Clone

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    36. This coming from a guy playing a dude created by a Jew in a fascist organization

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    37. Zip zop zooop zippy zloppy

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    38. He's just upset that their coup failed. 3 trillion isk in dead miners and freighters was not enough.

      In their dark calculations they failed to include one very important factor:

      THE CODE ALWAYS WINS!

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    39. Tomas you need to stop making a joke about sexual assault and rape. You seriously marginalize the victims in RL.

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    40. Talk about your ex-boyfriend's dick and how big it was.

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  14. Best part is that I only made one comment with a link.

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    1. Best comment section ever. GF

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  15. Zopi Wins. Fatality.

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  16. If its just a game why are you so mad for being called a Nazi in the game, differentiate between your character being called a Nazi and RL dipshit.

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