Saturday, April 8, 2017

Inside the War Room, Part 1

When you see trillions of isk worth of Code violators being ganked, you might assume that the Anti-Gankers are inactive, or perhaps even that they don't exist. You'd be wrong. In fact, the Anti-Ganking movement is as busy as ever, secretly plotting against the New Order.


One of our Agents has planted a spy at the very heart of the rebel movement, within the highly guarded "Anti-Ganking" channel. It is here that the resistance's most brilliant minds devise their diabolical schemes.


Rusell is among the most notorious leaders of the Anti-Ganking cabal. Not content merely to complain about the state of highsec, Rusell organizes the effort to overthrow the CODE./Goon conspiracy that rules all of EVE today.


Some draw a distinction between the New Order and the Goonswarm Federation, but not Rusell. According to his intel, the New Order was put into place so that Goons can attack highsec when conditions for nullsec war are unfavorable.


Comfortable in the secure environment of the Anti-Ganking channel, Rusell shares his theories freely. At a moment's notice and without the need for any kind of segue, he'll jump from discussing game mechanics to railing against the "abomination" James 315.


Rusell's fellow Anti-Gankers look upon their mentor with respect. They know him to be an experienced rebel, even if thus far his record is one of total failure.


Only by maintaining a constant presence in the Anti-Ganking channel can Rusell ensure that the next generation of rebels (they have a high attrition rate, after all) will follow in his example.


Mercury Madullier offered an alternative explanation for the gankers' behavior, but was quickly met with pushback.


Though the "Ganking Is Bullying" movement has declined in popularity over the years, Rusell remains a strong believer in its core tenets.


Of course, tactics and strategy alone cannot win a war. Morale is a big factor, as well. Rusell knows this; one of his principle tasks is to keep the rebels motivated.


Mercury reconsidered his earlier statements and clarified his beliefs. He wouldn't want the other rebels to think he's wobbly.


Having roused the troops, Rusell returned to planning his next move in the struggle against the Goons/CODE.


At last, a plan was starting to come together.

To be continued...

32 comments:

  1. http://imgur.com/a/hGkQi

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    1. Thw best part about this is the - i told you about tweeps man - part was spot on 😂😂😂

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    2. salty still. when are you going to gank with Zopiclone and make up?

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    3. Damn still bitching? AG wife not getting you to bed anymore?

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    4. Foul language is unacceptable under code, terminate yourself

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    5. Próiseas air agus é a sheoladh chuig na campaí oibre.

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  2. As I understood it, the conspiracy theorists think that the New Order was created by Goons, so Goons who are afraid to fight in nullsec can shoot things in highsec because they require a moral pretext; that that group is known as both Miniluv and CODE.; and that it requires external nullsec funding to function.

    Could it not be that James 315 and the New Order exist independently of the Goons, and that the movement is popular because it provides a convenient framework for all sorts of players to engage in PvP with those who try to exempt themselves from PvP, because EVE is a PvP game, because pacifist solo play is against the spirit of EVE, and because it's fun to shoot such people?

    And could it not be that Miniluv is a small special interest group of dedicated Imperium citizens who exist primarily to disrupt the highsec supply lines of entities hostile to the Imperium, with a bit of action on the side for sufficiently juicy targets, and that they run a vastly profitable operation with a larger bankroll than many nullsec alliances?

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    1. Yea, Rusell is a dumb shitter.

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    2. Foul language is unacceptable under code, terminate yourself.

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    3. Tak i kod to duch nazizmu.

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  3. Eve is not a PvP game its a sandbox game Ya nutter.

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    1. Sandbox game that allows pvp. Therefore a pvp game.

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    2. CCP called it a pvp sandbox.

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    3. 5.3 SOME PLAYER JUST SHOT ME; IS THAT ALLOWED?

      In EVE Online, any player may attack any other player if they choose to, no matter where they happen to be. This is because EVE Online is essentially a PvP (Player versus Player) game at its core.

      --CCP's New Pilot FAQ http://web.ccpgamescdn.com/communityassets/pdf/EVE-Online-New-Pilot-FAQ.pdf

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    4. PvP is an element in the game not difining of the game therefor not a PvP game. Its a Sandbox game

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    5. Es kommt darauf an, dass wir das neue Eden der gierigen Bergleute, wie die Juden der alten, reinigen

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    6. Ty nazistowscy pieprzeni z matki.

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    7. Are you done stroking your cocks yet?

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    8. Sind die Juden alle tot, dann nein.

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    9. Foul language is unacceptable under code, terminate yourself.

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  4. I literally laughed out loud when he said hire marmite.

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    1. Ich habe buchstäblich gelacht, als ich neue Alters-Nazis spielte, die ein Raumspiel spielten.

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  5. Kill: Rusell (Fenrir) 8.8 billion
    https://zkillboard.com/kill/61416595/

    Praise James \o/

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    1. Ja ihr seid genau so wie wir. Aufstieg des neuen Reiches.

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    2. Hahahahaaahhahahahaa russell

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    3. Ja, Wolf lacht, ihr Leiden wird unsere Freude sein.

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    1. Ein weiterer Verkäufer, sind diese Kämpfer für den neuen Auftrag oder ist dies eine Website zum Einkaufen gewidmet?

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