Thursday, April 27, 2017

Thrasher for Your Thoughts, Part 5

Previously, on MinerBumping... Vrix Nation did what it always does, but for some reason the autopiloters were surprised to be ganked.


Every day, the carebears prove why they're the bad guys. Their invective is absolute poison. Also, they use the autopilot function.


Kaniak couldn't believe that he kept getting ganked. It's almost as if autopiloting in your pod is a bad idea. Better keep doing it, just to make sure.


...With respect. Our Agents should be treated with respect. What's the Russian emoticon for respect, again?


Carebears don't like to PvP in EVE, but they don't enjoy their chosen PvE activities much, either. That's why they'd always prefer to be doing something else at the same time.


On the other hand, some of their "I wasn't AFK, I was just..." stories lack credibility. The only believable ones are when the carebears admit they were using the bathroom.


Critics say that there's little risk in ganking pods in highsec. Not true. You could be attacked by a dreadnought at any time, innit?


Politeness goes a long way in highsec; it's a wonder more carebears don't make use of it. For example, Aetius Romano could have said, "I respectfully decline to obey the Code at this time. Here is an advance of 10 million isk should I choose to buy a permit in the future. On second thought, I think I will obey the Code, and I'd like to buy a permit."

See how much better that sounds?


Er...


Score another victim of the denialists. The Code is real, it's relevant, and it's here to stay.


MonteCristo claims that autopiloting is a necessity because it's the only way to travel long distances when your schedule is busy. Not so. You can always break up your journey into pieces and do a few jumps per day.


I'm not certain what the problem is here, but I'm guessing this guy wasted a PLEX.


Our Agents are remarkable. They're even able to gank autopiloters who don't play EVE.


Ever notice how genuine new players like Damasceno SaadiAltir have a much better attitude about being ganked than do the veterans? They haven't been infected by carebearism yet.


More and more people these days read the Code and accept its many truths. They might need a little kick in the pod to start obeying it, but that's no problem at all. The New Order has Thrashers to spare.

To be continued...

33 comments:

  1. wow just wow. antigankers are still failing and thinking they are relevant.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ag is still failing?! How often is this happening? At what interval?

      Delete
    2. Don't talk so bad about your hubbby

      Delete
    3. 1 Nut 2 Nut....

      Delete
  2. Ah, so where's that little whiney nazi bitch with his V copy/pasta?

    That movie sucked btw, so much wasted potential dumbed down for shitters.

    You PHags need to get a permit, or get rekt.

    ;D

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/33/7b/83/337b835c00b31430047f6a100631a149.jpg

      Delete
    2. Anyone who hates V for Vendetta is a Nazi or a fascist.

      Delete
    3. Anyone who likes V for Vendetta is an uneducated simpleton.

      Delete
    4. Your mom had no prob with it

      Delete
    5. Your mom's an uneducated simpleton, that's where you get it from.

      Blame her for screwing another simpleton, you never had a chance. I guess that's why you think everyone is crying when they are laughing at you.

      :)

      Delete
    6. Then why all you so butt hurt bout being called Nazis. Is it cuz your rules are like Nazi laws?

      Delete
  3. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. tru dat brotha

      Delete
    2. In fact, both control of the economic aspirations of oppressed minorities and stigmatisation by careful use of, for example, ID documents, are practices in world-wide use today.

      And I doubt whether National Socialism invented them in the first place.

      However, the New Order is a charitable organisation, with altruism at its core and the improvement of the Highsec Miner forever in its sights. To suggest otherwise (and to do so repeatedly) is evidence not only of ignorance, but also of a will to suppress.

      Delete
    3. So will you be wearing your yellow star, or triangle?

      Delete
  4. Welcome to the brownshirt part of Eve online, now lets see how many brownshirts we can make angry and cry. Welcome to Eve Online.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Brownpants, friend. The kind highsec shitters wear in a feeble attempt to camouflage their inability to control themselves.

      That inability stems from too many bad genes, probably from both parents.

      Delete
    2. Going back to that Nazi eugenics shit. Good job Jerry.

      Delete
    3. 10:02 is a triggered PHag. And he don't know who Jerry is, way to fail. Must be a highsec shitter with bad genetics, you can tell by his constant failing.

      Delete
    4. 10:02 you seem triggered, PHag. But what can we expect from a subhuman shitter? Only more fail.

      Delete
    5. We expect nothing from a Nazi with no soul. Good bye Jerry

      Delete
  5. The autopiloters sure are salty this time. When I need to travel long distances quickly I use a shuttle or a hyperspatial frigate. With the 60s gate cloak I barely even need to pay attention. About the only good things about the AP feature are that it gives Vrix Nation something to do and James 315 something to write articles about.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. AFK piloting huh Lawrence! Own it.

      Delete
    2. It's actually AFK-driving. Piloting implies flight, which does not occur in EVE.

      Delete
    3. So its not called auto-pilot? Funny

      Delete
  6. Keep crying you simple bitches, don't forget to yell and sperg and call all proper EvE players nazis. It's all you shitters have when you are so butthurt over pvp that you can't control your uneducated self.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes more tears more pain over being called names. Welcome to Eve dipshit, don't let your feelings get hurt.

      PS- Nazi

      Delete
    2. PS- you have mistaken derision for tears. You are a shitter, it is expected.

      Welcome to EVE, where carebears are not wanted, go back to wow, PHag.

      Delete
    3. Cant even follow your own code, Nazi filth, soulless abominations. Internet trolls who cant accept what they become.
      Nazis

      Delete
    4. Anon500 Your not wanted in the world, but yet here you and your reich are.

      Delete
  7. "what's the Russian emoticon for respect"?
    Haha, good one, Saviour!
    As if we didn't already know the Russians have no emoticon for respect, and even if they did, they wouldn't ever use it! :D
    -Sun-Tzu

    ReplyDelete

Note: If you are unable to post a comment, try enabling the "allow third-party cookies" option on your browser.