Thursday, May 25, 2017

Attack on Poinen, Part 4

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Luna Nightblood and bot-aspirant hauler Seth Anzomi faced off in the Poinen system. Seth's rage and Luna's calm, reasonable demeanor resulted in a propaganda victory for the mighty CODE. alliance. But Seth had an ace up his sleeve: A fleet of hired mercenaries that could arrive in Poinen at any moment.


Seth argued that haulers are exempt from ganks under the Code. All of the Agents in the system disagreed. As always, the Agents were right and the carebear was wrong.


In his anger, Seth repeatedly linked the Code in local. In fact, linking the Code in local multiple times is a pretty good idea; it was the smartest thing the miner had done so far.


Since Seth wouldn't accept the Agents' interpretation of the Code, he was invited to file a petition with the Saviour of Highsec. But Seth was more interested in winning the argument than getting reimbursement.


If Seth had filed a claim for reimbursement, it likely would've been denied. There's some precedent for Agents ganking haulers.


The difference between gankers and carebears: Gankers deal in reality, carebears deal in fantasy. Carebears assume their ships will never explode; gankers know their ships will explode and make the best of it.


After half an hour of intense conversation, Seth left the Poinen system. However, Agent Luna soon received an invitation to a private convo.


Seth gave up arguing and began negotiating. The terms were simple: Luna would either reimburse Seth's loss or face an endless army of mercenaries.


After his first offer was rejected, Seth terminated negotiations. Now there would be war!


While Seth prepared to organize his mercs, a last-minute peace negotiation was held in a TeamSpeak channel hosted by one of our Agents. The conference went poorly. A recording soon made its way to Reddit by way of an anonymous leaker. The ensuing controversy resulted in Agent Lawrence Lawton adding Seth's name to the Red Pen list.


Seth was infuriated by the leak and threatened to prosecute. Agent Lawrence urged Seth to reconsider. Mining permits are much less expensive than hiring an attorney.


The miner was done playing space lawyer; he intended to hire a terrestrial lawyer. In the meantime, the matter was debated on the Reddit thread, though most of the replies have since been deleted.


Of all the instructions our Agents gave Seth, the only one he was willing to follow was to send the Saviour of Highsec a personal apology. Protip: If you're going to send me an apology mail, make it short, sweet, and sincere. Don't water it down with excuses and blame-shifting.


The next day, Seth "officially" rescinded his apology, such as it was. Though he changed his mind about filing a lawsuit, he maintained his defiant attitude about mining permits. Seth's army of mercenaries has not yet been seen--though some speculate that they are still gathering strength, somewhere in wormhole space.

49 comments:

  1. how great would it be if seth were the first miner ever banned for spamming local with the Code of all things!

    such sweet irony yea?

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  2. that soundcloud is a half an hour of the spergy-est crap I have ever heard.

    the only thing seth could do at this point to save face is biomass that character. and that still wont keep his friends in that corp from being hunted.

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  3. Seth Anzomi: a prime example of the bed wetting, snot-nosed, crayon-eating, window-licking carebear that must be ganked out of Eve.

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    1. yup yup

      He actually thinks anyone would believe that he had a RL lawyer start "paperwork" over that sound cloud. That lawyer must be ag also.

      Just seeing him say it makes me wonder if he should be online without medical supervision.

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  4. One of Seth's many mistakes was joining ganker comms without his hsm rep present. The hsm reps would have blown all those CODE arguments out of the water... oh wait....

    Where was the hsm?

    I mean if Lawrence was there, kipper and the hsm could not have been too far behind. I smell a conspiracy!

    XD

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    1. Nice try troll. I'm afraid the paranoia that you have become accustomed to is unique to ag and the hsm.

      Agent Lawrence is an exemplar knight of the New Order. If there were a dozen agents like him High Sec would be rocked to it's core.

      Also a true agent of Code would post with their main, not coward behind 'Anonymous' like some ag try-hard.

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    2. triggered much 639anon?

      learn to recognize a friendly poke. Hell, I wasn't even poking at you, I was trying to have some fun with LL. I bet he laughed at it.

      Maybe you should turn in your ganker card and go back to mining.

      Got a permit bro?

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    3. Ulic qel who?

      oh you mean that brand spanking new ag gank alt? his opinion is invalid. Maybe he should post on his main before asking others to. and if that is his main he has not been playing long enough to have an opinion.

      So which is it anon639? are you a old ganker not posting on his main but on a new alt, or a new player that don't know what he's talking about?

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    4. Thanks Ulic! The Lawton School has already racked up over 40 billion in highsec miner kills in its first month, not counting freighters. I think Lillie Naari a.k.a. Jerry is doing his thing again. He absolutely despises being identified by name, just like Tweeps.

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    5. And it's "cower", maybe you should spend some time with Rob, he knows the difference. At least let him proof read your tears before you post them, on your "main".
      :)

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    6. My main, a sacrifice to James 315...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM

      Now I am the main.

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    7. Your main or your alt? Or both? XD

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    8. Nope not me, Lawrence! But I can see that you are paranoid about me anyways. Cheers!

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  5. What a gas! It should have been obvious to Seth from the start that no-one was going to reimburse him, despite his threats. That being the case, why persist? What is it about the carebears that, knowing full well they're in the wrong and well-beaten, they cannot simply accept defeat?

    Pride and arrogance, mainly. The Code seeks to develop in the bot-aspirant carebear an awareness of his inferior status and then to encourage him to shake it off like an old cloak and emerge resplendent in his new colours, conferred upon him by our glorious everlasting Code!

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    1. from the sound cloud:

      "I don't need a permit to transport it"
      "I don't need a permit to transport it"
      "I don't need a permit to transport it"

      He said it three times and it's still not true!

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  6. "I VIOLATED NONE OF YOUR MANDATES"
    "YOU DONT HIT PEOPLE UNLESS THEY ARE IN MINING SHIPS"
    "GANKING TRANSPORTS IS NOT HOW CODE ROLEPLAYS"
    "CODE MANDATES ARE SET IN STONE FOR YOU"
    "I DIED IN AN UNTANKED ITERON MARK V TO SOMEBODY WHO IS SUPPOSED TO ONLY HIT MINERS"
    "YOUR CODE IS PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD FUCK BOY"
    "YOU DONT ENFORCE TRANSPORT LAWS"


    OK maybe I was wrong the other day about Seth not being from W-space, he may have spent the last few years living in a wormhole, or under a rock.


    Or up his own ass.

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    1. Seth Anzomi's interpretation of The Code was muddled by the faulty preconception that Seth Anzomi should not be ganked. What a self-involved snowflake. The body of work surrounding The Code is comprehensive and filled with evolving precedents. Seth should have taken the rare opportunity to consult with live Code Scholars instead of talking over them.

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  7. Do these types ever benefit from a brief moment of lucidly where they realise they are utterly disengaged from reality?

    Did Seth not consider that as part of the trial, the recording would have been played as evidence?

    "If you keep calling me miner, I'm not going to calm down" :-)

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  8. That apology failed after the first sentence. What an insincere load of nonsense--an insult to our Saviour.

    I recall Seth saying something along the lines of, "This is a game so I have a right to be pissed," with nothing of sportsmanship.
    He's the kind of person who flips over the checkerboard and stomps out of the room.

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    1. Yup, not even close to being an apology, that was just another rambling mess of excuse after excuse.

      Excuses seem to be the carebear default setting, since they have no real argument as to why they should not have been ganked.

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  9. that jackass on sound cloud sounds too much like dabigredboat!?!?! wtf am I listening to?

    Oh friends, I think I smell something even worse than a conspiracy.

    XD

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    1. Don't say 'conspiracy' near Ulic, his alt's ears are still so young and tender.

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    2. Ixnay on the onspiracycay! You gonna set him off ;)

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  10. I thought "autistic screeching" was a cliche in poor taste.

    Then I heard Seth.

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    1. So you have never been in one of Boat's bomber fleets?

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  11. woah why didn't antigankers stop the gank?

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  12. Thanks for the publicity guys! Keep on sharing.

    Make sure you all like, follow and subscribe for more tweaking. My online handle is commsnake. I stream primarily on twitch. Looking forward to the increase in ad revenues.

    The thing everybody forgets that any publicity is good publicity. And it doesnt ring any more truer than online. I become relevant and people become curious about me.

    Lets think about this though. You spent your free time to write a blog blasting me when you could have been playing the game. And since we have come to the conclusion that any publicity is good publicity; we can conclude that you are turning me a profit off the sweat of your back. I didnt even have to pay you. So lets ask ourselves the serious questions; whos the real loser...

    Your Master,
    Seth Anzomi
    Godfather of Fratuzzi

    P.S. you should get your money back from those mercs they made no attempt on my POS.

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    1. You're an idiot if you are happy about being famous for that.

      Please tell me you don't have children under your charge friend!

      You need to calm down miner. and then get a Permit: different game.

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    2. Welcome back, miner o/

      Any publicity is good publicity? Perhaps, if you hold no standards and have no semblance self-respect. I wonder how many months of stream revenue it will take to cover your lawyer consultation fees. Or was that a lie too? You turned out to be all bluster and no follow-through, just like every other miner who tried to go against The Code.

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    3. Lets be honest here miner, nobody cares enough to go watch your stream. And you're a complete retard if you think we went to the effort of paying people to kill your pos.

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    4. Seth

      I'm glad I don't have to rely on advertising revenue to scratch together a living by publicly humiliating myself. You have certainly drawn attention to yourself on EVE's most popular blog however - far more than you could expect to accomplish from your mediocre streaming activity, (which has generated little more than fleeting interest).

      It must be difficult comparing your own achievements to those of James 315, or even just an average Agent of the New Order, for that matter.

      Most middling EVE players could produce a far more entertaining stream than your own, which to be frank is somewhat dull and uneventful.

      Your attempts to play down your temper tantrums earlier are not fooling anyone - you are expected to obey the Code of Conduct, just like all the other miners who you aspire to following.

      Hiring mercenaries to attack us would take a degree of diplomacy, which you do not seem to posses. (For instance, you seem to struggle with typing simple vocabulary, as well as with the spoken word, even though English is your first language).

      Would you define yourself as a success in EVE, Seth? Would the other miners agree with your view? Or anyone you know, for that matter?

      I'd like to offer you a second chance, Seth, and extend the hand of friendship again. The chance to become Code compliant, and purchase your very own mining permit. The chance to restore some dignity, and self-control. You only need to ask, (and send me 10,000,000 ISK).

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    5. Yea Seth, get a permit of get your hole wrecked.

      Your ingame wormhole, you sick little miner.

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    6. Alt 00 - on-message and on fire. Great read, Alt.

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    7. You haven't become relevant Seth, you remain a laughing stock. And your twitch stream is merely a source of intel. When your enemies come, try to take your losses with grace. Otherwise Google search will continue to return tales of your incompetence and your tears.

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    8. Miner,
      As long as your mouth remains agape and my name continues to pour out, I remain relevant.

      Your Master,
      Seth Anzomi
      Godfather of Fratuzzi

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    9. Hey that sound cloud is still up. Where's your lawyer with that c&d order?

      Oh yea, you're just another impotent shitter with no ability to stop others from listening to that recording of your whiney little voice.

      Get rekt impotent shitter!

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  13. Someone said Seth is Codex Biovector alt?!?!?

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  14. "its a game. I have a right to be upset"

    somewhat contradictory.

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  15. Seth, you are a perfect example of why EVE needs and an entry screening process.

    Your type does not belong in EVE, it is just too harsh for your soft pink girly parts.

    I think you will soon find that your arrogance combined with your sissy crying spells will result in you becoming targeted for 'enforcement' even in w-space. Do you know of the Wingspan Delivery Service?

    People like you, slow to learn and quick to whine, will ONLY be relevant in EVE as a target for our derision.

    If you want to remain in EVE I suggest become very small and very quiet, before you become very hated. No one likes a shitter.

    You just don't fully understand EVE culture friend, and it seems your education will be hard learned. There is no place for braggarts or austistic screechers here, except as targets.

    Until you prove otherwise you are just another shitter that lost a mining barge in highsec, then lost your mind. And while the rest of us do enjoy those salty tears, your complete lack of self control is no laughing matter, for you anyway.

    What are you famous for again, miner? You lost your shit in highsec local, then like a complete retard you joined a gankers comms and spent the next half hour crying and throwing a tantrum like an entitled little brat. That won't make you 'famous' in EVE, but it sure will get the attention of players who are.

    In EVE you don't get famous for crying, you get famous for making other people cry. Your outbursts just made CODE even mote famous, while your notoriety comes as just another screaming shitter that CODE killed.

    I hope you didn't spend too much of mommy's money on plex, only to be abandoned while you run screaming from the game when the real shit starts.

    This will be a good life lesson for you, and as the community teaches you the lessons your parents did not, just remember you asked for this.

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    1. I think whining and crying is part of EVE, screening process should include many more of those types. Remember that whining and tears are one of the reason why you play. Without it you all would be spending your time looking at your fat belly on a rainy Sunday afternoon !

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    2. Wrong, we play EVE to blow shit up. Shitter tears like yours are just icing on the cake.

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  16. Thumbs up Seth.

    You stand up in front of all those wankers. You are laughed at and made ridiculous, but you do what none of them dare to do: shouting the heck out of your guts in public because it feels damn good, and you show them that they all are wankers who have nothing else to do than spending half of their free time in a video game and blogging their truly ridiculous achievements on YouTube and web sites.

    Good job dude ! Stay in EVE and you will become better with time I guarantee. I liked the recording.

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    1. Go back to wow Seth, you ignorant shitter.

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    2. You know whats up! Thanks guy!

      Their Master,
      Seth Anzomi
      Godfather of Fratuzzi

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  17. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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    1. So essentially If you support "CODE" and their false God you are a racist fascist by proxy? That makes sense actually.

      Good luck backing your selves out of this one "CODE" cause even calling somebody a "miner" would just be perpetuating this theory.

      I honestly hope you don't stop though cause like I said the more hate you spew the more relevant you stay which would corelate with me staying relevant because right now I'm the biggest piece of "propaganda" you have.

      Your Master,
      Seth Anzomi
      Godfather of Fratuzzi

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  18. "Your permit costs are now trebled"

    LMAO that retard can't even spell "tripled".

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