Sunday, May 28, 2017

Kills of the Week

Everyone knows that obeying the Code has massive, massive benefits. For instance, if you obey the Code, you'll be able to keep your ship instead of losing it. But what about the other, less obvious, advantages? Well, let me put it this way: If you meditate on the Code--if you get really in tune with it--some extraordinary things can happen.


Agent Aaaarrgg made history with 10,000 pod kills on a single character. It's funny how carebears think that somehow they won't get caught, when there are Agents like Aaaarrgg on patrol.

Clearly, Aaaarrgg knows a thing or two about the Code, and he's been incredibly successful over a long period due to it. But this week, from May 21st @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 27th @ 23:59 EVEtime, I want to show you what happens when someone gets intensely in tune with the Code over a more compressed period of time. But first...



Mrs Hekki's wasn't the most expensive hauler destroyed by our Agents this week, but it was a peculiar one. For some reason, Mrs Hekki thought blinging up her Bustard would make it a less attractive target. Instead, her fittings managed to cost more than her cargo. It's like she protected her valuables with a diamond-encrusted, solid gold padlock. Agents Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Hill, Pod Destroyer Molly, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector HongMei, Australian Excellence, and Tax Collector Aruka blapped the Bustard.



Sauft Kitty set a course for everyone's favorite trade route choke-point and crashed a party hosted by the Fizzleblades, the Kusions, and several of their closest friends. No one likes an uninvited guest. Agents Unfit ForDoody, SynthiaGreey, Yojiro, Bratok Srayona, Tarwinz, Alexis Grixis, Elite Highsec PvP, BAE B BLUE, BAE B PEW, Hermann Fizzleblade, Sigmund Jund, Emergent Gameplay, Joe Kouvo, Darnoth, Gottfried Fizzleblade, Karl Friedrich Fizzleblade, Jasper Esper, Franz Fizzleblade, Whitney Wooberg, Archibald Fizzleblade, Hagen Fizzleblade, Grant Bant, Ivana Freemam, Jack Fizzleblade, Dixie Lot, Jason Kusion, Joel Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, and Jimaya Tekitsu bounced Sauft Kitty from their party, and festivities resumed.



Duke Starhammer. This guy. Last week he was caught with a 460 million isk Covetor. Ol' Duke decided to double down with a 689 million isk Mackinaw. The scent of ORE Strip Miners attracted a bunch of professors from The Lawton School for Pubbies Who Can't Mine Good: Agents Hulk Poddington, Skiff Poddington, Mack Poddington, James Poddington, and Lawrence Lawton.
Duke Starhammer > What the hell? why are you fucking with me?
Lawrence Lawton > Because you're mining without a permit in James 315 space.
Duke Starhammer > Fuck your permit.
Duke Starhammer > Your stupid rule is not a real rule or concord wouldn't kill you. so piss off you wankers
Lawrence Lawton > Highsec belongs to James 315.
Duke Starhammer > You are delusional
Lawrence Lawton > My delusion just cost you a lot of money XD
Class dismissed. A few days later, Lawrence was putting together his lesson plan for the next class, and it occurred to him that Duke Starhammer's alts might also be in possession of illegal modules...



Ouch! Rhys Starhammer was using a 513 million isk fail-fit Covetor with yet another pair of ORE Strip Miners. Agents Hulk Poddington, James Poddington, and Lawrence Lawton destroyed the ship, along with another Starhammer alt flying a 486 million isk Covetor.

Interestingly--alarmingly--another 450 million isk Covetor piloted by someone apparently unaffiliated with the Starhammer gang was popped this week by Agents Crom Cimmeria and Subotai Hyrkanian.

Lesson: If you're using ORE Strip Miners, especially in "cheap" mining barge hulls, our Agents will find you.



Something was rotten in the Ashab system: It was Ohmdeath, who was stinking up the joint with a facepalm-fit mining battleship. Agents Skiff Poddington, Hulk Poddington, Mack Poddington, James Poddington, and Lawrence Lawton once again found themselves at the scene of the crime, and they were more than willing to make the arrest.


To read more about this incident, check out Lawrence's blog. Needless to say, Ohmdeath needs the kind of help that only the New Order can provide.



Goblin Rus lost the Pod of the Week, an isk-bomb worth 2.4 billion that was hidden in his Mackinaw. Despite mining in a 0.9 security system, Goblin was discovered by--you guessed it--Agent Lawrence Lawton. He and his fellow scholars dissected Goblin's Mackinaw and savored the juicy Capsule inside.


It's remarkable that Lawrence managed to find so many exotic bot-aspirants to kill this week, spread across the Domain, Khanid, and Kor-Azor regions. How did he do it? Elite PvP? Yeah, that's part of the answer, but I think Lawrence was just exceptionally in tune with the Code this week. Try the Code for yourself, and you'll be amazed at the results you get.

88 comments:

  1. Congratulations Agent Aaaarrgg on the ten thousand pods. The heroic dedication to The Code that this represents is truly admirable.

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    1. Congrats on your digital genocide against unarmed players you truly prove that you like easy kills.

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    2. "digital genocide"

      ?!?!?!?!?!

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    3. You know the senseless killing of digital characters in a video game. Virtual genocide if you like, goes along with James being a virtual dictator, and the laws that subjugate a set of players for their career choices or gaming methods.

      Digital, not real, not part of reality, a gaming environment, like these words on your blog are digital.

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    4. Given that you speak of fake, not real things using the term genocide which probably is derived from genotype and deals with DNA and the death of a genotype, I wonder which perspective you aim to take.

      Now given that these virtual characters have no real dna, how can you use the term "genocide" for anything "virtual" using the logic you just laid out? I mean you could TRY to argue that these miners are being killed or slaughtered, MAYBE. But genocide is a non-applicable word in a virtual setting. Now, the reason why you can't even really consider it to be even slaughter or murder or anything is because these digital "capsuleers" are actually immortal and never actually die at all.

      Can't just say "digital" and then flip back to the real world with people and death which is not a part of the digital world you refer to. Pick a perspective and stick with it XD

      PS "senseless" also doesn't apply to the virtual world, as the purpose of these games is to fight one another.

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    5. See now your going into the ethical conundrum of cloning. You see if your entire memories are transferred to a new body waiting for you does your old body still die? Well yes it does, physically, does it also mean that the person who lived in that physical body died? Are the thoughts of the person transferred or merely copied? Does one have a soul and is that transferred or merely copied? If any of these are simply copied and injected into the new body then the old body and the person who inhabiting it dies and the new body is simply a clone.

      Again this is all virtual so its not an issue but however if you use your blog as a metagaming site where in you remain in character and the game is RP'ed continuously through the site then the death and destruction of so many clone bodies would be considered a mass killing. Since you have targeted a single type of grouping in the game then that grouping could be considered a genocide. A digital genocide.

      And no where in a sandbox game does it force anyone to fight anyone else, those are choices made by the player. The purpose of a sandbox game is to play it the way one feels they would like to play it.

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    6. The purpose of this sandbox is player interactions. Look it up on CCP's site, since the beginning that was CCP's stance.

      When a player ganks you in highsec, that player IS playing like "they would like to play it".

      The only player playing wrong is the highsec afk shitter trying to avoid player interactions.

      Some of you people just aren't capable of playing or comprehending EVE. There is no shame in playing another game if you are unable to play EVE.

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    7. Jeezus anon119, you need to calm dowm miner.
      Please explain exactly what makes killing carebears in a carebear killing game "genocide".

      Do you understand the meaning of the word "genocide"? Or did it just sound fancy and you thought the rest of us would not know what it means either?

      If you compare anything in this game (where the population can avoid your "genocide" by just NOT being a shitter) to any RL atrocities then we reserve the right to treat you like the ignorant butthurt miner you are.

      Get rekt. You should maybe not be playing video games while there are so many personal improvements still needed. Your problem is not video game "genocide", it's your lack of education preventing you from knowing the difference.

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    8. I don't play overwatch cuz I don't want to genocide Farah. Games are now about genocide and avoiding it. Shooters are basically full of Nazis on a soldier digital genocide.

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    9. Lol another braindead carebear crying about nazis.

      Get rekt ignorant shitters, you need a permit for all that salt.

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    10. Well if EVE is some kind of genocide, then shooting games and their limitless "death" and "genocide" are ultra planet killing meteorites.

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    11. So being anti social is genocide now? Seems a bit opposite of the norm. Sandbox means playing any way you want like how you play is fine and how they play is fine but your the guys saying everyone else is playing wrong. Bet you don't like comments on your blog either but that cant be helped. Its an open forum unless you close it to protect yourselves.

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    12. Shitter603, that's the most ignorant sounding post yet.

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  2. Congratulations to both of you; a fine time you've been having!

    Have to say, judging by those kms, there's a whole heap o' work to do in Highsec; they just don't get it, do they?

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    1. Yes because high sec is teaming with new people to eradicate from the game.

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    2. No, shitteranon409, highsec is 'teeming' with criminals and shitters crying for unnecessary nerfs.

      Learn2English you poor ignorant shitter. How the hell can you expect anyone to take your argument seriously when you don't even have the education needed to understand it yourself?

      Or are you just here to screech until you feel better? Whatever we can do to help you, my uneducated friend, just ask. Hopefully we will be able to decipher your wails.

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    3. Learn2english is not English.

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    4. Is that the best you got 604anon? You must part of the highshitter failitia.

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  3. Holy smokes that's some lulzy hsm fail.

    Get a permit or get rekt. Always!

    XD

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    1. Let me see your permit for posting on here. NO! No permit no peace for you, release the trolls. Piece of Nazi shit sucking on Hitler cock. You made a good butt boy here James at least you stay consistent with making shitty people.

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    2. Shitteranon411 is one mad PHag.

      Good job crying like a bitch over a game, PHag. Good luck in the highshitter militia.

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    3. I'm sorry can I interest you in a bit more delusion code Nazi?

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    1. Yes great work killing easy targets and unarmed players, your a credit to the Nazi army.

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    2. Yes, great work killing carebears in a carebear killing game.

      You ever wonder what kind of shitter actually thinks killing carebears, until they rage quit, is a bad thing?

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    3. Spoken like a good Nazi soldier.

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  5. "It's like she protected her valuables with a diamond-encrusted, solid gold padlock."

    Carebear logic. It's proof they don't understand EVE.

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    1. And none of you understand the internet.

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    2. Anon406 please explain further. You seem mad, and confused, and you haven't really made a point.

      We don't understand the internet? Well please enlighten us shitter.

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    3. Rule 1: Any time you open up a forum on the internet you can expect to receive harsh criticisms, trolling, differing opinions, and often times meaningless hate.

      I'm sorry you missed the class on people trolling sites to upset others, next time try not to be a loser and understand that the internet is not a safe place and anyone can, and will, troll your comments.

      Please direct all questions to the nearest wall as it has the same IQ as you.

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    4. The only upset person here is you anon122.

      I'm sure James appreciates the traffic you generate as you post those tears.

      You still haven't explained how we "don't understand the internet". And you need a citation on "Rule 1".

      Get a permit or get rekt, miner.

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    5. I don't play eve I just troll moronic blogs run by shitters that act like dictators. Your welcome for the traffic but I think its funny how you guys all react and bitch.

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  6. Jeezus, only the worst of the worst carebears fit combat ships like ohmdeath's Apoc.

    gtfo

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  7. Christ carebears, let me try this once more.

    Why would you mine in an unsecured area like highsec? There is no safety when all of local is not blue to you.

    Go to null to be a carebear. In true null (don't go to provi ffs) your mining areas are well protected and practically everyone in local with you is blue, and same goes for the systems around you.

    You are actually safer AFK mining in null in a good strong alliance than anywhere else. If you jump in the permanent standing mining fleets (that every good alliance has) you will even get a warp to a safe pos if any neuts get close.

    That Apoc is just some scared little shit trying to be gankproof while mining (target) in a PvP game. Highsec is what we used to call a target rich environment (for people who like to blow stuff up).

    Gankers don't gank you in highsec because they can't PvP, they do it to punish you for not going to null. Nullbears are the richest, most content players in the game. Fat and happy. What possible excuse could you have to be mining in highsec. Even that autistic kid would be safer in null, and certainly have a much more supportive group to mine with.

    Or you could just cry for more nerfs and shed more tears about your plight as compared to the Jews of 1940.
    Either way, I gank because I like to hear highsec pigs squeal, so don't mind me.


    XD

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    1. I troll because I love to read your rage responses and laugh at how hard you agents try to act like men when you act just children molested by your uncle. It makes me happy hearing your rage fly free, its a joy to watch you justify your bullshit, and its nice knowing there is nothing you can do about it without hurting your own code, please do "nerf" your blog again, and claim how it's content grew when in fact it didn't, claim that victory again while people now have to put in more time just to keep you fine agents in a safe space free of hurtful words. It makes me happy knowing you live in such delusion, let me bring you back there by giving you more shit to spew shit at. All I have to do is post and watch you melt down.

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    2. Tell me Einstein, if they have no place to learn the skills needed to null and no place to make the connections to fleet into null then how do they get confident enough to go to null? Isn't high sec where they learn the ways to play and defend then go to null.

      So if you constantly kill them they lose their interest in going to null, and never go, and never leave "your" space. And then you bitch about it, self defeating attitude my friend, or a self fulfilling prophecy if you always predict the obvious.

      So why you bitching at other players, I thought you "AGENTS" loved killing unarmed players and keeping that kill count up?

      That's right you love to bitch like the little fucked over nazibears that you little cock sucking pansies are. Go back to fucking your dog in the trailer park.

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    3. This post deserves to be stickied. You nailed it.

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    4. Well hello there Eugen Fischer.

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    5. Anon417, newbros don't need anymore than the starting skillset to go to null. You dont need "connections" or "safe places to train" or whatever you are crying about.

      So no highsec is not "where they learn the ways to play and defend then go to null." Highsec is where they learn to act like shitters. I can tell you have never left there.

      All a newbro needs to go to null is the desire to join a group and go. A good alliance will help you get to null safely, all you need is the balls to go.

      You scared little shitters will find any number of 'excuses' to explain away why you hide in highsec like a chicken shitter.

      If you're scared just say you're scared, a good null group can help with that too.


      Now you should calm down, highsec shitter. We can help you learn to play properly. Or you can hide in highsec with the rest of the chicken shitters.

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    6. Nah I don't play I like pissing you cry Nazis off.

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    7. Anon405, it seems you can't tell pot from kettle.

      Good job being a mad highsec shitter, hope you don't go all kalynn some day and hurt anyone.

      You know, a good nullsec home could fix you. All you need to do is stop crying and go.

      And, why you so mad? Failing daily finally getting to you? The only way to fix that is to not be a highsec shitter.

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    8. If highsec is "where they learn the ways to play and defend then go to null." Why is it absolutely full of 3 or 4 or even 10 year veterans?

      Highsec is not for learning how to play EVE, it's a place to hide for shitters that should have left years ago. Left EVE that is.

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    9. Anon405 triggered!

      You don't "troll" friend, all you do is cry on this blog. But keep posting those tears friend, whatever helps you make it throuh the day without abusing your family.

      We don't mind helping take the pressure off your loved ones.

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    10. And theres that whole child murder/suicide bullshit, seriously guys I thought you leave RL out of this shit, but there you go again using RL shit to act high and mighty, you must be low on brain cells.

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    11. "You must be low on brain cells"

      Well that's very telling, ghetto education always fails, always.

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  8. wow. antigankers are truly failing hard right now.

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    1. Still married to the AG.

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    2. kipper is NOT salty.

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    3. Kipper is sweet AG is salty code suck on em both like cock.

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  9. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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    1. I don't know where you get your information anon401, but when you copy/pasta someone else's work without the ability to understand it, you look like a fool. A salty, mad fool.

      But don't stop on our account, keep proving all your detractors right, daily.

      You know if you just asked politely, CODE and friends would gladly help you educate and better yourself.

      Why do you insist on remaining ignorant when help is offered so freely?

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    2. Nah I just read older posts with this shit on it and saw how you fucks cried and bitched, figured it be nice to shove it down your throats some more and watch the bitching begin again.

      I like it, its a win for me with less work.

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  10. Where is our modern day anti-nazi Paul Revere anon?

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    1. Oh, never mind!

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    2. Try looking up your ass, then jump.

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    3. He switched sides

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    4. So he's down your throat.

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    5. So he's salty? Must be an interesting taste in your throat.

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  11. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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    1. Look at that wall of tears I didn't read. If only someone would actually read the hsm blog then maybe the ag wouldn't need to cry on ours.

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    2. Isn't the 5th of November really far away to talk about organizing this. I mean in a little over 5 months from now I'll probably forget.

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    3. Alright the V for Vendetta guy is back, sweet another troll has returned to minerbumping.com

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    4. Hooray the V guy returns, content has returned, Praise Josiah 630 for the blessings of content that revitalize minerbumping.com

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    5. Are they still going to be in the gates in their pods, or did he change that part? Yeah he left that out, that would have been too much fun for us.

      So let me get this straight, ag and the hsm is going to stage a protest by sitting at the gates, and we are going to fly past them as always, and they are going to continue to stop zero ganks? Sounds like business as usual.

      You do know that protest is the tactic of the powerless right?

      So if you take your wall of text and boil it down into one line it would read: The Code Always Wins.

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    6. AnonymousMay 29, 2017 at 12:22 AM

      It's not a win if you have to tell everyone it's a win.

      Fucking ghetto shitter logic. I loled. :)

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    7. @Anonysalt May 29, 2017 at 1:10 PM

      Oh but it is. You post your salt and then we get to remind you and rub it into your wounds.

      Why are YOU so salty?

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    8. Anon128 I see you were mad enouh to copy/pasta that comment from yesterdays post.

      You missed the point completely if you are posting it again over on this page.

      You keep telling everyone it's a win and it just may come true.
      You poor sad ghetto shitter. So how's that challenge going? Scrape enough food stamps together for the prize pool yet?

      Keep crying PHag.

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    9. It's still not a win if you have to explain it over and over. If you ever win (highly unlikely) everyone will see it's a win without your sperging about why.

      You're seriously too ignorant to understand why? That's why it will never be a win for you.

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    10. It can never be a win, since the Code always wins!

      Always!

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    11. Yea, kipper's not salty, just uneducated, and we can help him fix that.
      ;)

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    12. What's this VanonPHag gonna do when it's Nov 5th and no one, not even him, has the balls to do anything?

      I guess he will just cry until next Novenber.

      What a bitch.

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    13. Boy that's 10 wins with you code agents bitching. Trolls win again. Always.

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  13. Attention all agent of the new order! Now you too can always feel better with this wonderful device to simulate always having James 315 near.

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31%2BnHNMQWnL._SX355_.jpg

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  14. Hey guys I know I keep trolling you, everyday with the V and with the nazi stuff, I am really not salty though. I am just really upset that you guys seem to have all the fun in this game and I don't. Plus hanging out with miners and the ag people are horrible.

    Miners just whine nonstop and talk about petitions like it's a brand new idea, Thomas never says anything, and Sir Frankfoot wants to send poop pies to each of you in real life. He thinks that is antiganking. The other guys are ok, but all of them are a month away from quitting so why make friends you know?

    What can I do to really start enjoying Eve again?

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    1. You can admit you are a complete failure, and that you really aren't "trolling" anyone but yourself. Admitting you problem is the first step.

      And you may want to biomass, no null group wants someone with your reputation as a highsec shitter.

      Oh and not being you would help.

      If you see frankfoot tell him the offer of meeting in any system without concord still stands. He is the most scared shitter of them all.

      Good luck kipper, you will need it.
      :)

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    2. Sorry kippers but your not the true troll, prolly not kip anyways, but you can go and practice auto-erotic asphyxiation with your buddies here, to think you would try and act like a salty cock to make the little cry babies feel better. Nope your gonna have to let em deal with a troll and cry ad bitch and moan and act like the little gamer fails that they are. Metagame on the net without a permit, get trolled.

      Now go fuck your mother you retarded backwood basement dwelling prom night dumpster baby abortions.

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  15. Of all the EVE blogs out there, this site has the best miner tears.

    You guys even make people "that don't play" so mad they shit post here. I bet that idiot riptard teg wishes he had a blog like this.

    I bookmarked this site years ago and any time I need a quick chuckle it never fails to deliver.

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    1. Glad to be of service to bring you laughs while letting the Nazis know that they ate shit and lost at the internet and metagaming. Enjoy watching them bitch at something they cannot fight. The fucking waste of skin cells and air, the rest of their aborted shit they can keep as they suck on a posers cock and swallow. That's why they love salty shit so much. Sperm its whats in codes glass.

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  16. Wa wa wa wa wa waaaa

    Yeee

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    1. Its ok to cry, babies do this all the time.

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  17. Do you like failing daily? Is your impotent rage both impotent and ragey? Do you hate using voice comms in fleet ops? Do you aspire to be in charge or just like flying solo? Are you planning on going inactive in about a month or so? Do you love chaos so much you embrace it on a daily basis?

    Do you have now or want to get high blood pressure?

    Then the High Salt Militia wants you! Just convo our salty Vice Rear Admiral Commandant in game: Wip Kinger.

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    1. Yup we love shooting salt all over these code blog pages, I love deluge of salty semen to keep these code Nazis full with a never ending trolling of cock goo just seeing their eyes light up as they suckle a hard cock and swallow down ever drop of sperm. They love it.

      Now on tot he next article I hear cry Nazis needing more cock and cum like the rage infested dumpster abortions that they are.

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