Monday, May 1, 2017

Thrasher for Your Thoughts, Part 6

Previously, on MinerBumping... Vrix Nation tested its mettle against some of the most dangerous AFK autopiloters in highsec--and performed admirably. Many of the podded carebears displayed poor sportsmanship.

Our Agents' heroism is highlighted by how despicable their enemies are.

Though the carebears try to discourage our Agents with such EVEmails, they tend to have the opposite effect.

You see, tearmails only remind our Agents how much work still needs to be done. This spurs the New Order into action.

Skeptics question our motives. Iversithyy accused our Agents of stat-padding...

...While richard lynch mocked our Agents for not realizing that pods don't show up on killboards. We'll leave those two carebears to fight it out among themselves.

It's not unusual for a carebear to accuse gankers of "having no life". Yet as anyone who's participated in big nullsec fleet ops can tell you, highsec ganking is much easier to fit into a busy schedule.

Alexius Lannister obviously didn't get very far into the blog. People who read MinerBumping long enough invariably end up on our side.

Rav Hjarta was another victim of the Ruse Kruise. Either that, or some other "CODE. is dying" rumor.

Highsec autopiloters can't believe the cowardice of gankers who don't operate in lowsec. Yet these same autopiloters refuse to enter lowsec themselves--indeed, they expect and demand absolute safety. Curious.

Was Irie Vectis at the keyboard while this was happening? Was he manually performing warps with a free hand--or fingers? No matter how one interprets his account of events, he's a Goofus.

Doctor Nothing claimed that his internet disconnected at the very moment he was ganked. Our Agent was quick enough to catch Doctor's pod before the disconnect triggered an emergency warp. That's fast shooting!

Some remark about getting a second opinion might be appropriate, but those who have the Code know there's only one opinion that counts.

Isaac Servius was so embarrassed about being an EVE player that he had to hide the window when a girl entered the room. Every time someone writes a message like this, CCP Seagull sheds a tear.

What's the final verdict on Vrix Nation's pod-smashing campaign?

Victory. Extraordinary, extraordinary victory.


  1. Pod hunting looks like alot of fun! Anti-gankers should try it, and not those empty ganker pods, those don't count.

    1. sounds like someone lost one mach too many. :P Sucknut!

    2. LOL! Too funny. Glad i figured this out now.

    3. 2nd most memorable gank: in a freighter gank fleet as Xan under the command of then far cooler and nicer Loyalanon.

      1st most memorable gank: FCing my own team to a bump-in-progress and destroying the bumping mach and rescuing the freighter. THAT was epic.

      7 guys destroying over 400 ganker scouts in a month, that was pretty epic too.

      I was a fool to ever think i could (or should) change sides.

    4. @anon 10:14 yes, on all counts.

    5. Wolf still bitching about her AG hubby dearest.

    6. A cautionary tale. A hard lesson learned and an example of a bad example to the rest of us.

      Our Black Ops team may gank as a tactic. But we're still the good guys.

      Too bad it cost Aldo his reputation.

  2. Aldo, link that killboard!

  3. Aldo? More like alto immaright!

    Xdxdxdxdxd ))

  4. And here we see the wild Code monkey, eating it's young...

    1. Code Nazi's mingling with the wild code monkeys trying to find new ways to insert banana's rectally.

  5. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability. propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

  6. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.


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