Wednesday, May 17, 2017
The Brilliant Career of an Anti-Ganker
In a relatively short period of time, the Gate Tax Collection Agency has become one of the most feared corporations in all of EVE.
Indeed, the mere presence of the Gate Tax Collection Agency in a system can be enough to send carebears into a blind rage.
Marko Isovara noticed several members of the Agency in local. He'd always held a grudge against gankers, and he decided it was finally time to do something about it. Marko vowed to himself to become an Anti-Ganker.
Agent Australian Excellence crisply reminded Marko of his obligation to remain calm. But that wasn't in Marko's game plan.
Marko was ready to prove himself as an Anti-Ganker. He jeered at our Agents in local chat, hoping to induce them to undock. A helpful passerby corrected Marko's spelling--one of the benefits of having a meltdown in a public channel.
The rebel steadily worked himself into a rage. More and more he resembled the Anti-Ganker he aspired to become.
At last, the moment arrived! Marko watched as a stream of gankers from the Gate Tax Collection Agency glided onto the grid. Now it was Marko's chance to put them all in their place.
The Agency dispatched a dozen gankers, including 10 Tornadoes. Their firepower was more than enough to destroy their target, a double-bulkheaded Orca worth 3.1 billion isk.
...Just in case you didn't notice the Orca pilot's corp name.
A tremendous explosion rocked the grid. Over 2 billion isk in loot was recovered by our Agents, who offered a "gf" in local. Marko was in a daze. It all had happened so quickly that he'd barely gotten a chance to react. The Anti-Ganker was useless.
Marko made another fateful decision: He was bored of being an Anti-Ganker. The time had come for him to retire from the profession. And so ended the career of Marko Isovara, one of Anti-Ganking's finest.
Posted by MinerBumping at 17:08
Labels: Agents, Field Report, Tears, Victory
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lmao Par for course, AG and all that they do is fail.ReplyDelete
Great work Tax collectors! keep it up!
I hear Holy Sheet is taking over as the new leader of AG. I'm glad they are finally getting organized! Maybe they will do something now.ReplyDelete
Nah it's tweeps and Kalorned trying to run that show now I think. Talk about a fall from grace!Delete
What is this story even about??? Gf.ReplyDelete
Praise Zopiclone, Fate and the Grandkids! \o/
Excellent work Gate Tax Collection Agency! The Code is with you! \o/ReplyDelete
...and way to fail AG. Why didn't you stop that gank? Oh yeah, you don't have the Code. I'd start there.
It's "ag". No caps.Delete
Acronyms are supposed to be in capitol letters, type properly.Delete
@MinerBumping: Saviour, when undertaking some research of historical awoxes and kills, I reminisced Gecko's glorious Phoon awox: https://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1/gecko-fleet-phoon-awox km: https://zkillboard.com/kill/25042382/ReplyDelete
A quick check on Shade shows he was killed in a 7bn failfit freighter on 3/2016 by Code & Goonswarm: https://zkillboard.com/kill/52772525/ There was no report in the Kills of the Week at that time. In your catalog, are there any logs of Shade's reaction?
Be silent little carebear and pay your taxes. Your social and genetic betters are talking.
Spoken like a true NaziDelete
looks like antiganking are truly failing right nowReplyDelete
I've heard it happens daily. That's almost hard to believe, EVERY day.Delete
Of course what do they expect when they intentionally play wrong?
I know EvE is an MMORPG, but would they RP as fail?
Is there ever a time where they stop failing?Delete
Ha coming from carebears who nerf their own blog failure is all you guys live with and know. Code is a daycare and you guys are just babies.Delete
YOUR IN LOVE WITH THE AG.Delete
That Marko Isovara carebear seems a bit mad.ReplyDelete
Minerbumping.com has lost content. FAILReplyDelete
lol what a salty anti-gankerDelete
Oh my the infamous code people who want a harder more edgy game but now have a toned down website because they cannot handle peoples remarks. Had to see it for myself. Will check back soon to see if my hurtful words are up.ReplyDelete
you seem like you really want to make comments here, but are upset about being unable to do this.Delete
XD Sounds like someone is super upset about something. But what?!ReplyDelete
Code, a haven for trolls that cant take the trolling. Losers.ReplyDelete