Saturday, May 20, 2017

So Many Chances


Protip: Miners, don't play dumb. You're ignorant enough already.


Highsec miner Slayerofasz Breau claimed to be totally unaware of the Code. In her confusion, she refused Agent Snigie Audanie's command to turn off her mining lasers. And although she probably spends her days clicking on all sorts of links, she developed a sudden allergy to MinerBumping.


Agent Snigie was losing his patience with Slayerofasz's nonsense. Yet, in an act of extreme mercy, he politely repeated his order for her to cease mining.


Our Agents are constantly treated to lectures from miners who moan, "Why didn't you warn me? I would've paid if you'd asked, rather than ganking me without saying anything." Snigie gave Slayerofasz multiple warnings. The miner thanked our Agent by threatening him with a petition and--you guessed it--playing the "newbro" card.


Highsec miners have a limitless capacity for hypocrisy. They claim to be clueless newbies, yet they also tell our Agents how to do their jobs. If they're "newbros", why don't they yield to our Agents' superior knowledge and experience?


Slayerofasz had so much difficulty shutting off her mining lasers that Snigie had to do it for her--by terminating her vessel. After the Retriever exploded, its lasers were deactivated.


The infuriated miner took her first step toward becoming a space lawyer. It didn't occur to her to thank Snigie for sparing her pod.


Until now, the residents of the Scheenins system merely watched these events unfold. Now they would weigh in with their opinions. The miner and the Agent made their cases to the public:


Slayerofasz insisted that she'd been offered absolutely no explanation prior to the gank. She was a pure, innocent newbie, and the attack came completely out of the blue. Snigie didn't need to come up with some elaborate cover story. When you're an Agent of the New Order, the truth is good enough.


To the objective observer, Snigie was clearly in the right. Even new players have a responsibility to exercise some common sense.


Agent Snigie showed tremendous mercy to the "newbro". Though his kindness went unreciprocated, he got the benefit of making Slayerofasz show her true colors for all to see. And the incident has damning implications for all the rest of the "You didn't warn me!" crowd. Even if given multiple warnings, they'd all react just like Slayerofasz did. They deserve their ganks.

73 comments:

  1. AND here we have a published instance where agents of code complain of verbal abuse. DO not get married my friends if the harsh mistress of words from people who disagree with your fascism hurt your feelings.

    CODE FAIL.

    Nerfed blog: FAIL

    Lost content: FAIL

    In need of a safe space from criticism: FAIL

    Code is failing much these days. Being mature humans: FAIL!

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    1. You seem mad, did you recently join the Pandemic Horde anti gankers?

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    2. haha it's some really upset anti-ganker or something! XD Anti-gankers are so dumb.

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    3. Your wife verbally abuses you, Anon 6:25?

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    4. Why your agent crying over verbal abuse if your agents are undeterred by words. Right you cannot take words. Little baby Nazis cant take bad words.

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    5. Bringing up a persons RL spouse or partner is not acceptable, you need education to be a true agent of the New Order. Such comments are beneath the Gallant and only prove you to be a Goofus. Get educated and be a true agent of the New Order. Or be removed from the game as a cancer.

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    6. Anon404, how would an ignorant highsec criminal bot-aspirant shitter like yourself know anything about the Code?

      First you need an education in the Code. Read the Code completely and you will soon see how ignorant you look to the rest of us who have.

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    7. Keep this blog clean, your actions make you a Goofus and not a true agent of the New Order. Your language is more fitting of a miner ag or carebear. You dishonor yourself and should not call your self a true agent.

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  2. Minerbumping.com has increased content by 85%

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    1. You can really see the increased content these days! Praise James! \o/

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    2. Please show your math to back up this statement. Removal of comments is a loss of content, there has been no increase.

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    3. The increase in content is obvious to all those with a brain and working eyes! I ballparked it at 88% and really its closer to 85% (with rounding). That's good math!

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    4. An increase in quality is an increase in content.

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    5. 358anon is as wrong as a carebear can get. The content is in the Savior's posts, not the fail filled ag comments you insist on posting.

      Content is not just any ignorant thing you shitters post when your in game rage flows over into these comments.

      Content is quality, you shitters are incapable of adding content.

      James gave you an opportunity to add content, but you used that forum to copy/pasta tears about nazis and failed gunpowder plots, things that have nothing to do with EVE, and only serve to make you look more ignorant. James is doing you a favor, friend.

      Now you cry over "lost" content. Good job PHags, you live up to our expectations of highsec losers, daily.

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    6. A decrease in copy/pasta shitposts by butthurt ag shitters is an increase in content.

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    7. Using such offensive language is not fitting a true agent of the New Order. Keep this blog clean as one would expect James' space to be clean. Do not aspire to be like a miner.

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    8. Removal of content regardless of your opinion of its quality is still lost content. If you support that removal of unwanted content makes things better then your unwanted actions should be removed from the game. If you cannot accept that you are disliked and people can voice their disapproval then you are in the wrong reality.

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    9. Violations: Miner logic, Conflation, Unironic use of the word "content"

      We know you want to kill the game.
      CCP may remove whatever they like from their game, as may James 315 from His blog, as may whomever owns the AG failblog that nobody reads.

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    10. So professor are you now the thought police as well?

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    11. Lol anon 716 thinks that fake German comment spam that no one reads = content

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  3. "Carebears of highsec, the time for warnings is over. The time for payment has come." James 315

    http://www.minerbumping.com/2014/04/who-you-gonna-call-part-2.html

    Agent Snigie going above and beyond in the drive to help the carebear! o7

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  4. What a gadawful fit. Why would anyone fly without resistance rigs?

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  5. "Protip: Miners, don't play dumb. You're ignorant enough already."

    That goes for you too, nazitears anon.

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  6. woah antigankers are failing hard right now

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    1. Your in love with the AG

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    2. "You are" or "you're". Poor ignorant miner, never got a proper education huh?

      Miner calm down, 'your' ignorance is distasteful.

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  7. Slayerofasz is the kind of player that EVE doesn't need. He is not mature enough to join our community.

    Better that he learn early so he can make the choice to either become a proper EVE player or gtfo.

    That goes for all you carebears, learn to EVE properly or get rekt. It's your own responsibility to know the game you are playing, stop crying for bans and nerfs and learn to play.


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    1. Removal of peoples you find disagreeable is the same path walked by many fascists, therefor you are a fascist.

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    2. Voluntary, dispassionate, and sincere improvement by education of peoples you find disagreeable is the same path walked by many altruists - and teachers; therefore, you are an altruist, and a teacher.

      Anon needs to find a tighter way to structure an argument (and a sentence).

      One could construct a statement supporting the application of just about any epithet using such a loose hotch-potch.

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    3. 400anon is a triggered PHag.

      Hey PHag, the removal of disagreeables is something you support every day you pay taxes. Those taxes pay for police and prosecutors and jails. Jails full of people who won't follow the rules. Just like criminal highsec miners.

      Good job fascist PHag, now you are a hypocrite too. You poor stupid shitter, hopefully you will get fixed before you have a litter of useless shitters with those same bad genetics.

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    4. Using the same rage language as a miner means you are not Gallant and should be re-educated. Clean up your comments and act like a true agent of the New Order.

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    5. And here we have the genetics Nazi claiming that all that are different from him are genetically deficient. Nice job proving that yall are Nazi shits fucktard.

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    6. Anon1157 "stop crying for bans and nerf". So why did you guys erf your blog hypocrite.

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  8. Dear hisec ag bot-aspirant crybear shitters, condolences on your most recent failure.

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    1. Name calling is beneath a true agent of the New Order. You seriously need to be educated by a true agent or disciplined by the great James 315. Your comments are becoming like a festering disease on this blog. Be a true agent or be cast away like a goofus.

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    2. Anon402, how would an anon like you know anything about the proper behavior of an agent?

      Are you an agent? I only know of one "anon" Agent, and he is not afraid to post under his name.

      Your first mistake was assuming any anon here is an agent. The second was trying to use parts of the Code as an example of how others should act, when you don't know the Code yourself.

      Can you quote from the Code where calling a highsec criminal a shitters is forbidden?

      No? That's what I thought, gtfo kip wanker shitter, you are just another highsec shitter criminal.

      You cannot correct me until you know how to EVE properly. Protip: calling out shitters and forcing them to reevaluate their criminal ways is proper game play. It's the best thing for EvE if it makes sjw shitters like yourself cry.

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    3. Be cast away by whom? Some anti-gankers?

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    4. Be cast away by the glorious savior of high sec, our beloved James 315. Would you prefer to be like the goofus, miners, and carebears. You are more than welcome to join them if you cannot hold to the saviors standards.

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    5. You do not enforce James's standards, anon 641. Not only are you wrong about the savior's standards, but you also have no authority to speak on such matters as a lowly comment anon like myself!

      As such, you can't cast anyone out of anything! Glad I could clarify that for you

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    6. And you shall forever be nothing more than a comment anon.

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    7. Said comment anon who STILL doesn't enforce the standards of James 315 on this website.

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  9. How rude! That miner needs to learn some social skills.
    Agent Audanie was being thoughtful but received only abuse and threats for his trouble.
    This is why I don't bother with warnings anymore. Miners are capable of learning only through repeated punches to the wallet.

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    1. Code cant learn they cant take words. HA, soft fluffy Nazi bears.

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    2. "Code cant learn they cant take words"

      Wtf? Do. You. English?

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    3. Do you care?

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  10. All anonymous carebears calm down. As you can see, you're still allowed to post your impotent rage--er, dissenting opinions-- we were just having a spam problem with a few seriously butthurt individuals, so temporary measures have been taken until they find something else to autistically obsess over.


    -Oink

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    1. Autism: A mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by great difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.

      Please tell me how making fun of individuals with a mental disorder is acceptable as a true agent of the New Order. Anon115 your comments like this are not welcomed here as an example of what our agents are. You need to adjust how you respond to others in order to be considered Gallant and not Goofus.

      James holds his agents to the highest of standards to ensure great moral character and professionalism. You need to be educated.

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    2. Lol this anti-ganker with autism seems really mad about something. XD

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    3. Anon710 is trying to use an argument he doesn't fully understand. Much like highsec shitters trying to play EVE.

      Yup, he's a miner all right.

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    4. He's an autistic ag shitter, of course he's mad.

      Add in all his ignorance, and everyone laughing at him, and I would be suprised if he can even leave his house without a bag over his head.

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    5. Ahem, again, please calm down.

      As long as you post anonymously, you're just another butthurt carebear, no one cares what you have to say. Also, you have autism, and that's funny to me.


      -Oink (Galaxy Pig)

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    6. Continued use of rage comments and bad language is proof that you are not Gallant. Return to your space and leave our most noble James 315 and his blog to its own affairs.

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    7. @ AutisticAnon

      Please calm down. Go get one of those fidget spinner things if you need to.

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    8. Cant auto correct accidentally order a midget stripper, your mom arrived two days later.

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  11. Sampling 14 posts after moderating and 14 posts before moderating it is proven, minerbumping.com has lost content by 55.338645%

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    1. You obviously did the math wrong, as I calculated an 85% increase in content using the same sample group.

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    2. Your first mistake was sampling from the wrong place. The Savior's posts are the content, you and your shitter ag friends crying in the comments don't count.

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    3. I also ran the numbers and found that the content increase was at approximately 85%. It's two against one anon 610. Looks like science has proven that minerbumping wins again.... This time in terms of increased content!

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    4. Continued use of rage comments and bad language is proof that you are not Gallant. Return to your space and leave our most noble James 315 and his blog to its own affairs.

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    5. God they get so mad if you even tell em what their code says, like not cuss. Wow I could say anything to set these guys off. Think they may be a bit sensitive.

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    6. Then there is no need for a comments section if the posts are considered the content.

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    7. Does crying anonymously on our blog make you feel better about your loss of space-pixels?


      -Oink

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    8. Does raging on here anonymously make you feel better when people call out your bullshit?

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    9. Yeah but you aren't calling out bullshit anon 352. You're autistically screeching about how you hate the code and James 315.

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    10. What does the3 code have against autistic people. Such hateful bigots you all are.

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  12. Just heard in jita local that minerbumping.com had improved it's website lately and increased content by something like 80 or 90%. After looking around I can really see that this is the case! It's subtle, but noticeable. Great job on somehow managing to increase the content around here again James! I don't know how you do it!

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  13. Ah leave the little fluffy Nazi babies alone, they cant take harsh comments, just look at how they cry over people telling em that they nerfed their blog but claim to be hard. Word is already spreadin and no one wants to pay nerfers. Hell no one liked em anyways. They can all take a long drop with a short stop.

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    1. Please show is on the freighter doll where exactly loyalanon touched you.

      -Oink

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    2. Please show us on the Nazi doll where the words hurt you.

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  14. EVE was intended to be a sandbox PvP MMORPG. You can look it up on CCP's site even. You can call it whatever you want, but CCP has said more than once that interaction with other players and your ability to judge the situation and dangers was the intention of the original game designers.

    Gankers have taken that to heart and have continually tried to meet those criteria.

    antigankers have continually tried to badger CCP into nerfing those criteria in order to control how others play, in the attempt to be able to play safe and AFK at all times.

    If you allow them to kill hisec PvP what will they want to nerf next?

    If carebears are allowed to play EVE, they will kill it.

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    1. Then kill em and stop bitching cry baby Nazi bitches.

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    2. That's the point dumbass, to kill the game.

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