Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Fated to Meet in Verge Vendor

Endurance: The Agents of the New Order keep on going, even when the naysayers tell us we can't make a difference.


By contrast, miners get tired and give up after equipping one shield mod.


When a highsec carebear is at his most exhausted and world-weary, that's when our Agents show up and encourage them.


Agent Fate and Destiny found herself in an asteroid belt in the exotic Verge Vendor region at the very same moment Tatsu Shinigami was losing interest in EVE. Tatsu was in a Hulk, Fate was in a Catalyst. Some would call this coincidence. It was anything but. Fate's gank was exactly what Tatsu needed.


But Tatsu didn't reciprocate Agent Fate's kindness. In fact, he was still in a bad mood. The rebels and skeptics would blame our Agent for this, but it was no doubt a pre-existing condition.


Fate never leaves a job half-finished. She resolved then and there to win the miner over.


Tatsu claimed that ganking "has been proven by the REAL pvp'ers to be distastful [sic]". Citation desperately needed.


Fate sought common ground with Tatsu. They both wanted to bring EVE closer to perfection, but they disagreed on the method. This kind of dispute is easier to resolve than you might think: As an Agent of the New Order, Fate outranked Tatsu. Simple as that.


These days, carebears have really latched onto the whole "newbro" narrative. Somehow, Tatsu managed to make his AFK Hulk mining mistake into a thing about protecting new players.


In fact, ganking Hulks is one of the best ways to improve the condition of new players. When newbies see someone's Hulk get blown up, it makes them less likely to want to train toward a Hulk.


Agent Fate sensed that she was making progress with Tatsu. At any moment, the miner might buy a permit--or at least apologize for his bad behavior.


Tatsu did indeed apologize, but it was one of those insincere, politician-style apologies. Nevertheless, the odds of Tatsu buying a permit increased. The number of ganks it will take to bring him into compliance decreased by one. And that, my friends, is a victory we can all be proud of.

35 comments:

  1. Jeeezus, what an ignorant carebear. I like how stupid people think something is easy even though they have never done it, or could even do it for that matter.

    Carebears, learn to pvp before you critique someone else's skills. Until you prove you can gank miners you have no argument, just tears.

    XD

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    1. Carebears need to learn how to take comments and not nerf their own site. Learn to metagame properly codebaby, I'd call you a Nazi but that word is too harsh for you big bad code agents.

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    2. 823 triggered Pandemic Horde anti ganker.

      You seem salty, and butthurt.

      s'matter zopikip? Why you still so mad? Tired of waiting on the 5th of November so soon?

      You need a permit, friend. ;)

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    3. Look anon1116 got triggered. Fail

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  2. All these wretched miners seem to have ingested the exact same one-page vocabulary list. Pitiful.

    Notice, however, the invention, the inspiration, the cordial vitality of our Agent's verbal skills.

    It's no wonder Highsec folks are being won over, slowly but surely. The Code is irresistible!

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    1. Tell daddy James where the mining laser touched you. Oh sorry and don't forget where the mean words touch you too.

      What jokes, you guys nerfed your own damn blog. Hows it feel to be a carebear needing a safe space codebaby?

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  3. Minerbumping.com has lost content. Fail.

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    1. Calm down miner and look in the mirror.

      You are the lost content.

      Reflect on the fact that your blog (that no one ever reads) also moderates it's comment section. We just like to post about how often you fail; I'm told it's 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That's all.

      But the comments you post here are vile, and in some cases beyond the pale of what is civilized. Look at yourself again in that mirror, miner. Do you like what you see? Of course not.

      It's time you reflected on the Code. Don't be lost content.

      Perhaps you will have a paradigm shift of your own. ;)

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    2. he's spot on though, that gank was a month ago, are you guys really that slow at coming up with new content?? I mean is it that hard now to find new players to prey on? Can we get a gank in this month please?

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    3. Whines about content on blog, visits blog daily to read content and whine on blog. #carebearlogic

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    4. Because we love to see you guys masturbate with the tiny twigs you call cocks. More raging against those mean comments. You guys need to grow up. We read now because we love to laugh at you guys. "We bring content to EVE." Yeah and people bring content to your site and you start moderating your comments. You guys really are children, and a name like nighttime video just means man-child running an adult video shop in a backwater hick town. CODE FAIL

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    5. lost content? lol what does that even mean?

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    6. Anonbear, calm down. Nitetime Video is an anagram. Maybe even someone with your limited intellect can figure it out with a bit of help from Google.

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    7. Look more carebears, its ok denial is just a step in the healing process.

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    8. Ok your name is an anagram, so is mine.

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  4. Great work agents Zopi, Fate and Never Gonna Seegrandkids! \o/

    Come back to CODE. We miss you!

    That goes the same for all of the agents currently enforcing the Code outside of CODE. I mean you can, but why would you?

    The best years are yet to come! Praise James! \o/

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  5. Sad when code become carebears on their own site and must ask daddy James to protect them from mean comments. These guys are worse in life than in a game. Learn to take criticism its called life, oh nevermind you guys are better at home on your keyboards, you might get some harsh words while driving and think of suicide ganking a real car. HAHA
    What fricken children we have here these days.

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    1. Why you have such a problem seperating RL from game?

      Your argument is invalid. Salty and invalid.

      ag fails daily.

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    2. Sad when you use this site as an extension of a game then cry when people use it as well to verbally combat you and you nerf it. Makes your group invalid. Play properly or stop playing.

      Another loss for code.

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    3. "What a fricken bunch of children we have here these days." XD

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    4. Yup seems code is nothing but children, they need to grow up and understand that RL isn't easy and their feelings to others are meaningless.
      Its exactly what they say about this game but they hate being on the receiving end. What a fail.

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  6. Poor poor agents cant take name calling, and now they censor their site for mean comments. Please let the moderator know you need your safe space nice and free of those bad words like Nazi and fascist and moron and asshole and well you get the point. Grow up and learn to take comments properly. Plus I thought you guys liked "content".

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    1. Why you still so mad? Did the adults smack your ass and teach you a lesson?

      Still stings huh?

      HTFU carebear, stop whining about nazis and either fight back in game or continue to be slaughtered like livestock.
      It's not our problem if you cannot leave RL out of our game. Maybe EvE is not for you.

      There's no shame in leaving if you don't understand how to play by now. I will be the first to support you! XD

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    2. Tell me where the words touched you codebear? We will have concord investigate for you.

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    3. content =/= being called fascist/nazi/moron/asshole by idiots who abuse the terms in a malicious fashion, probably because they hate Jews!

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    4. ANON1127 You seem to be into BDSM. Care to join a little group and have some fun?

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    5. Love the way ANON435 say people hate Jews, that's why he joined the space Nazis.

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  7. Oh my they really have moderated their comments section. I was going to join these guys but not now, guess I will have to search for die hard chaos agents on my own then. WHo wants to sell permits and gank miners with a bunch of kids who cry to their daddy when people say bad things? Oh well lets see if I can make a few children cry:

    Your all a bunch of worthless crying idiots who need to grow the hell up and understand that Eve is a game where people are assholes and will call you every name in the book. If you cant accept being called names different opinions or hurtful comments then you are playing the wrong game and need to go back to the daycare you crawled out from.

    Now let me listen to some tears, bet all the little kiddies will just sperg and say they are still great. Well prove it by not crying all over the rug, I'm sure James just had it cleaned.

    Oh well call me when theres real chaos agents to work with, I'll be out doing my best to find real chaos in eve. Maybe if I work to blow up some of your boys instead of working to join you kiddies I might have ore fun. Yes lets blow up some people. I do love a good blow (up) job.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  8. Fate = Zopiclone = Wants to see the world burn.

    Praise Zopiclone \o/

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  9. This shit is starting to look more and more like a feminist reddit tread with james 315 leading it, they can't winn at life so they need to win at xvs1 space ship battles claiming to save a game that clearly doesn't care for them. their orignal mission was to destroy EvE, now they have changed their agenda to chasing people out of highsec.

    And every time somebody speaks up to them they go like "Calm down miner", like this is suposed to mean something. iv'e been in conversations with you so called elite pvp'ers (i.e Gankers) most of them can't handle their shit if you don't react to their provocations but of course u won't see that here.

    What happend to people like Gankers in life that they must go into a game so they can feel any bit of power, any deceny is far to be found under the ganker community.

    That to be said keep up the good work and cleanse highsec of the filth that still won't understand, just sad to see that instead of working on it harder you waste time extracting tears.

    TL;DR huh? Praise james315, just not all of his gankers who joined for lulz.

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  10. To all those ignoramuses crying about the lack of opportunity for them to make rabidly infantile remarks; you should be pointing the finger at blogger.com and not at James or us.

    Removing tediously repetitious remarks within the comments of a single blog, is simply good housekeeping. Staying on the right side of Blogger's quite liberal content policy is just plain good sense.

    But then, plain good sense has but rarely (if ever) graced the actions of the anti-gankers and the rebels...

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    1. Blame whoever you want to try and take the high road.

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  12. Not particularly impressed. I've locked horns with these so-called Agents of CODE in the past and I was still able to mine without paying a license. You guys really need to step up your game.

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    1. Who wants to pay for a permit by people who cant take name calling and differing opinions. They are so upset they even nerfed their own site to protect themselves from big bad words. These guys are jokes hiding behind a game. If you don't believe in nerfing the game then don't nerf your site carebears.

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