Pop quiz for all you aspiring Agents out there: How do you know if a miner is a Goofus?
...They'll show you.
More often than not, they'll show you repeatedly. A Goofus would rather disgrace highsec than spend 10 million isk to help save it.
Agent Liek DarZ came across a Goofus miner while on patrol in the Sinq Laison region. Liek has helped thousands of miners, so he knew just what to do.
The loudmouth carebear's mining barge was ganked. Though a mere Retriever, it was much more tanked than you might expect. Still, packing on a few thousand extra EHP doesn't give a miner the right to show disrespect to one of our Agents.
When the miner returned to her keyboard and discovered that the power of the Code had come upon her vessel to discipline her, she felt chastened. Her attitude immediately improved.
...So much so, in fact, that she was more than happy to buy a mining permit.
Questioned further about her new outlook, the miner revealed that she was incredibly happy about being ganked. So much for the charge that our Agents are "griefers"!
Eris Discordiaa no longer wanted Liek DarZ to "stick the permit in his ass". Instead, Eris stuck it in her bio for all to see.
Still beaming with joy, the miner penned an EVEmail to Liek apologizing for a number of specifically enumerated crimes.
'Twas indeed a thing of beauty. The rebellious, bot-aspirant miner now sounded like a Gallant--like one of our Agents, in fact. This is the bright future we have to look forward to: A highsec 100% filled with compliant pilots all obeying the same Code.