Tuesday, May 2, 2017
They Came from Lowsec, Part 1
If you violate the Code these days, odds are pretty good you'll get an EVEmail like this one.
Kosta Visari was sitting 100km from the ice anomaly in Otela. His motionlessness suggested that there was a high risk that he was AFK. Kosta was soon paid a visit by the Poddington family.
When Kosta returned to his keyboard, he was furious to learn that he no longer had a ship. After carefully reading Agent Lawrence Lawton's EVEmail, Kosta penned a reply.
Although Kosta thought he'd covered everything he wanted to say, he soon supplemented his message with follow-up EVEmails.
Kosta concluded with one final EVEmail, which contained an ominous threat.
Diplomatic as ever, Lawrence went to local chat to instruct Kosta to calm down. Lawrence's effort to defuse the situation was thwarted: Kosta's local window was minimized.
Eventually, Kosta opened local chat and was furious to see Lawrence had referred to him as a miner. He decided to escalate the situation by inviting Lawrence to a private convo.
The danger posed by Kosta increased tenfold: He sent Lawrence to negative standings. But Lawrence knew that as a member of the mighty CODE. alliance, he was never alone.
Agent Lawrence sensed that there was a wildness and an unruliness to Kosta's nature; he had no regard for protocol whatsoever.
Kosta played the "already replaced" card, one well known to the outer reaches of the EVE galaxy--but less common in highsec. Was Kosta an outsider?
Then came the bombshell: Kosta Visari wasn't some random highsec carebear. No, he was a lowsec pilot. The New Order was on the brink of war with its most dangerous opponent yet.
Lawrence didn't feel out of his depth. All of our Agents are trained in the art of high-stakes diplomacy. Still, miscommunications can be deadly, and Kosta was becoming increasingly incoherent.
For years, the New Order has successfully avoided full-scale war with lowsec. But now Lawrence wondered if that luck was about to run out.
To be continued...
Posted by MinerBumping at 16:18
Labels: Agents, Field Report, Tears, Victory
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Why is zopikip so easily offended?Delete
lol why so butthurt to try to make people think that Zopiclone is in any way associated with Kipper. Luckily they are not.Delete
Lol why so butthurt that you feel the need to deny vehemently that zopikip is not all the same shitter?Delete
Are you worried about something, zopikip?
Proof or gtfo carebear.
Praise Zopi, hail Zopi.Delete
Praise Kip Winger! \o/Delete
RIP Snigie AudanieReplyDelete
How CODE acts:ReplyDelete
Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.
What code forces miners to pay for:
During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.
How code fights:
Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.
Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:
Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.
Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.ReplyDelete
Surrounded the uncouth behaviour of the common masses, one can always rely on Agent Lawrence’s ability to remain cool, calm and collected, even in the midst of chaos and disorder.ReplyDelete
*raises glass of port*
*Joins Alt 00 in a glass of ruby port, lights a fat cigar and gives thanks for Lawrence Lawton, James 315 and the New Order of Highsec...*Delete
*Galaxy Pig joins the toast, only his cigar looks custom made.*Delete
Puff puff pass!Delete
Drug addicts as well. No wonder they believe themselves to be anything other than Nazis.Delete
Help fight gankers, space nazis, and drug addicts. Keep the pressure on them till they all get themselves banned! For High Sec!Delete
Easy to fight them, stop playing.Delete
Well this is just another example of why highsec and carebears should be removed from EvE.ReplyDelete
Ein weiteres Beispiel für Code, der eine Gruppe von Menschen verewigen möchte.Delete
And another reason.Delete
He may visit, but kosta does not 'live' in lowsec.ReplyDelete
No wonder ag shitters get no respect, everything they say and do makes them look like idiots. Lying fools. ;)
Anon 11:01 has this thing about "shitters". Obviously he's a coprophile, wallowing in his coprophilia and, most likely is a coprophage, enjoying his tasty treats.Delete
1224 is a triggered shitter. ;)Delete
And he doesn't know what shitter means in this context, which makes him an even bigger shitter. ;)Delete
Self perpetuating shitters! XD
haha my drunk rant enjoy when you say "visit" sure but if i log on and off in lo-sec....if you wake up and go to sleep somewhere...whats that place called?Delete
Wow antigankers get salty when they get ganked xdxdxdxd!!!1ReplyDelete
Still fighting with AG hubbyDelete
These newly minted forum based anti gankers sure are a pack of losers! XDReplyDelete
If you say so Jerry.Delete
We are creating content, Jerry.Delete
They're probably all one guy.Delete
Guys enforcing code outside of code are angry and saltyDelete
So its no longer protecting high sec, it is now claimed as their space. Good job Nazi'sReplyDelete
I find it so funny how people get so upset over a game, my losses are in the billions and I love every minute of it. that doesn't even include my ganking accounts.ReplyDelete