Monday, May 29, 2017

What's the Point of Anti-Ganking, Part 1


A victory for the Anti-Gankers? The Anti-Ganking channel celebrated Sparticus Spasticus Mongol's latest prize: A Tornado killmail. Beaming, Sparticus soaked in their applause.


But then a skunk appeared at the rebel garden party: Alexander Kaan reminded everyone in the channel that Sparticus hadn't actually prevented a gank; he'd merely put damage on a Tornado that was jammed by CONCORD anyway.


Sparticus wasn't exactly thrilled to hear that his efforts had been wasted. He wasn't good at shooting Tornadoes, so he shot the messenger instead.


Alexander ganksplained that if CONCORD appears on the killmail, it means that the ganker was still alive by the time CONCORD insta-jammed the ganker. This, in turn, means that the amount of time the ganker had to shoot his target wasn't cut short. Ergo, the Anti-Ganker had absolutely no impact.


The exception to this rule is that an Anti-Ganker using ECM may jam the ganker before CONCORD arrives. In that event, he may or may not have an impact on the gank attempt. But when it comes to Anti-Gankers using DPS to destroy gank ships, the presence of CONCORD on the killmail is definitive proof that the Anti-Ganker utterly failed.


Though it may seem to be the most basic of game mechanics--especially for a group dedicated to said mechanic--Alexander's lecture was met by confusion and disappointment.


Alexander's tone irritated his fellow Anti-Gankers, but his analysis was indisputable. What now?


Sparticus and Noctis Locus weren't willing to give up their philosophy so easily. Sparticus felt that merely trying to stop a gank was good enough. Getting on a CONCORD killmail is like getting a participation trophy. Actually, it's worse--it's a trophy with a label that says "You failed."


Noctis found the mechanics confusing. He argued that it doesn't matter whether you destroy a ganker before CONCORD arrives, as long as you spend your time shooting the ganker.


Incredibly, an "Anti-Ganker" didn't realize that CONCORD jams gankers before destroying them. He had no idea that everything he'd tried to do up to this point had been useless.


If you've ever wondered why the Anti-Gankers have been unable to stop the New Order from ganking, visit their channel.


Despite the fact that the numbers objectively proved Alexander's point, his fellow rebels wouldn't budge. Could Alexander teach the resistance how to stop ganks, or would his heresies get him expelled from the channel?

To be continued...

104 comments:

  1. inb4 tweeps whines about nazis again

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    1. A reward for you.

      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31%2BnHNMQWnL.jpg

      I know you agents love these.

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  2. "..or would his heresies get him expelled from the channel?"

    He did well to last that long. Looks like the culture of failure has infected the moderators too!

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    1. Alex Kaan is a moderator... not sure what you are trying to say?

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    2. Alex Kaan is a fucking moron who needs to learn how to suck on James' dick and join this blog and be part of emergent content and add something to this experience. For fucking gods sake remember your supposed to be bringing content, go tell him he needs to join and get on his knees and swallow a load or James may feel in-loved.

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    3. Yes, a slip there. If other moderators cannot remove Kaan (temporarily, even) for making heretical remarks, then it would have to be the channel owner, I suppose.

      I guess my real point is that there was once a time when to hold forth as Kaan does, would have been impossible - moderator or not (but then no moderator would have spoken so). It was in that sense a failure of effective oversight.

      Thanks for pointing it out, though; I'm usually more careful!

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  3. How CODE. acts:

    A governmental police force aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315, by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living. All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state. Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters. The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code.

    What CODE. forces miners to pay for:

    A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers.

    How CODE. fights:
    Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning.

    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live.

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    1. AnonymousMay 29, 2017 at 12:22 AM

      It's not a win if you have to tell everyone it's a win.

      Fucking ghetto shitter logic. I loled. :)

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    2. Still sounds like anti-Jewish laws pre WWII

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    3. Sounds like Nazi propaganda too. Always calling the Jews greedy and shit.

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    4. Wow this reads like James needs an ego stroking daily. Dictators have that same issue.

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    5. "A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.

      "aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?

      "by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.

      "All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.

      "Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.

      "The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.

      "A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.

      "Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.

      "Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar.
      "Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.





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    6. James 315 is the Supreme Protector and Saviour of Highsec. His natural superiority is apparent from His portrait and from His words. He is the envy of all capsuleers.

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    7. Oh yeah, work that shaft.

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    8. Yeah look him in the eyes right before he unloads you dirty little slut.

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    9. lol those are some pissed off shitters. Good job Agents.

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    10. Oh yeah keep on working that shaft, use that tongue on the tip, make me blow.

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    11. The good professor must know how to work a dick.

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  4. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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  5. These antigankers are remedial students. They care more about maintaining a rebellious attitude than getting good grades.

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    1. Sounds like your itchy to teach em how to act like a team. But you wont do that Your a good little Nazi professor aren't you. I got something salty for your mouth, get a glass I'm gonna fill it up. I got a large salty load for ya Himler. Swallow it all or you don't get to play with your students.

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    2. ag are schooled daily; the ones capable of learning find something better to do. XD

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    3. Theres a good load swallowing Nazi teacher, now you may go play with your lil children.

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    4. lol lawrence your friend tweeps is telling you off. What do?

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    5. He swallows his load like a good boy and goes off to play with his children.

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    6. What could possibly make these ag shitters so mad?
      Failing daily I suppose.

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    7. Your mom paid me to fuck with you till you quit life because she fucked up the abortion.

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  6. Code Nazis proving that they are just hateful.


    http://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html

    Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM

    @Anon11:15

    My god. I know we always make jokes about anti-gankers being abusive to their wives and children and that we in The New Order are proud to "take the hits so that they don't have to" but this is actual proof that we were right.

    Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.

    And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP

    From the link:
    http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735

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    1. Let go of your hate anti-ganker. Come to the light side. Help us save High Sec from the evil care bears.

      Join us.

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    2. Fear is the path to the Nazi code. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to James 315.

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    3. Kalynn Shardani was a terrifying example of the sort of animal that would seek to oppose James 315's natural Order. Kalynn was a self-hating antiganker whose fury over being unable to stop PvP in a PvP game spilled over into real life familial abuse and escalated into filicide. His final action was to take his own life.

      Perhaps things would have been different if he had played Meow Meow Star Acres instead of EVE Online. ag unpersons take notice!

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    4. Separate RL from gameplay you shitters. His gameplay did not cause this madness stop using it as a soapbox for your sad abortions.

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    5. I have a better game for you all to play, Its called "fuck James." All you gotta do is fuck him so he knows he is loved. You can suck his dick ride his cock or stuff one up his ass. He don't care he likes the attention. Just like an unloved child.

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    6. It is also possible that his pre-exsisting madness caused him to suffer from Don Quixote syndrome, which led to his joining ag in the first place, which exacerbated his condition. All we know for sure is that ag attracts and/or creates crazy people. Better to embrace the spirit of EVE.

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    7. You hit the nail on the head professor, as *always*. ;)

      What we have here is not Kip Winger. Nor tweeps or zopi. Our sperg troll that has descended into base debauchery and comment section madness is none other than...

      Albrecht Patrouette.

      Silent Infinity's very own antiganker FC.

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    8. @anon841 "dank leaks"
      The Provi "Anti-Pirate" alliance? The guy with "Ganking is Bullying" linked in his bio? Thank you for that :)

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    9. wait, did you say "antiganker FC"?

      ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahaha

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    10. Call me what you will but I am still winning on this blog.
      The trolls win, ALWAYS!

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    11. The good professor cannot teach anymore because he can no longer separate the game from RL. A Schizophrenic is in no way a suitable teacher.

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    12. Well done Prof, now let me tell you something about what I do. I'm a troll, and we trolls like to do what you do.


      "The purpose of trolling is to harvest tears. The more tears they harvest, the greater their measure of success."

      Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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    13. If being hateful is bad, why do you hate the CODE?

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    14. I LOVE the code, its the place to say anything and they melt down like crying dumpster abortions.

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    15. Hey mad PHags, why u so mad? Have you ever not failed daily bro?

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    16. How cute he's trying to be insulting, whos a good wittle Nazi bitch, you are that's who.
      Keep working those trolling skills and one day you can win too.

      Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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    17. Got a tear outa you shitter612. Keep posting, let your rage guide you

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    18. Oh man, he thinks your crying, you think hes crying and you keep responding and he just keeps coming back because this is fun for him. At least it will be interesting reading for a bit.

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  7. Anti-gankers are so mean spirited, no wonder they are so opposed to saving High Sec.

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    1. No taxation without representation. Hold a fair election now, not one of proxy. Oh wait they do that and James was never elected. HA

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    2. Yup anti gankers are so mean, I'd troll their site but they don't get all mad like you guys do, this is more fun, plus its like doing what you do for Eve only on your blog, content and winning. Ah it feels good.
      Trolls always win, ALWAYS!

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    3. ag fails to vote, then wants a runoff? That's what we call "democrats" in the states. Interchangeable with 'idiot'.

      And shitteranon756 don't know what 'mad' means? He should...

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    4. Yes but the republicans did vote and that person is currently working with CCP at their headquarters with others for the benefit of EVE. I did not hear James being named winner of that vote.

      Trolls win again. ALWAYS!

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    5. Anon 1030 MAD used as an acronym stands for Mutually Assured Destruction.

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    6. Mad means ag crying like bitches because they are impotent in game.

      Keep crying mad PHags.

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    7. It takes a simple mind to compare nazis to a video game about shooting spaceships.

      Mad PHag best PHag?

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    8. Hurt code best code.

      Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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    9. Still crying shitter613? classy

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    10. Your gonna keep this guy coming back for more aren't you?

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  8. Wow, judging by these comments I'd say the James 315 has hit a nerve.

    Or maybe an artery.

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    1. Nope just adding some content to minerbumping.com, totally winning BTW, this site was sad without some real fire, division, anger, fighting, and of course lots of fucking swearing like mad shitters on a rampage against a totalitarian tyrant who must be masturbated constantly or he feels as though he has lost meaning to the world. You know total fucking loser shit that's made you James' little bitch, does that salt taste good code nutzi? It should cuz its my cum in your throat. Fucking sad ass little failed abortion.

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    2. The ag-related posts usually trigger an outpouring of unperson tears. They are a bitter and unfulfilled lot, as they are meant to be.

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    3. "unperson" ? The fuck you get your education from, 7-11?
      Oh right no you got it from James. Tell him he needs to stop burning books.

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    4. Ah the good professor thinks of carebears as less than people. See they do categorize people so that they may determine who is to be killed. Now you have named them the race of carebears, and have decided to exterminate them.

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    5. Anon753 triggered much, PHag?

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    6. You use that word as if you understand it. Lets see if this little shitter can explain the origins of "triggered".

      More than likely just using it as a buzz word the little pussy.

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    1. NO YOU DUMB FUCK. Its ganks before concord.

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    2. Good to see you about, Malcolm. Summing up to a T, as always!

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    3. Summed up like someone with a cock in his brain.

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    4. They mad because the don't get it.

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    5. Get it, just like mine better.

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  10. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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  11. Next episode: AG feel they're harraassed by Alex' words, complain to Jennifer, convince themselves their concord whoring is effective, then have a cry-in when they fail again.

    Also: the real reasons why an AG is named "spastic", which won't surprise anyone

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    1. They did that last time, ag needs new writers.

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    2. Your articles are about three months out of date, get current.

      Troll win. ALWAYS!

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  12. Noctis Locus' inability to understand the fault in his logic, even after multiple attempts to help him understand, is indicative of the carebear as a species. The concept he doesn't understand seems so simple. He has a classic case of target fixation, and cannot see past his hatred of gankers, and his own inability to stop them.

    He's so screwed if he does go to ecm now, he will have to admit he was a total failure up to that point. Complete and total failure.
    He's trapped in a scenario where he must keep pounding away fruitlessly at the gankers activly firing ship until concord arrives and actually stops the gank.

    All he would need to do is gank a miner once and he would know exactly how the mechanics work. According to the hsm, it's so easy anyone can do it. So what's your excuse now Locus?

    To all of the antigankers out there: You can have Noctis and everyone like him. Give me a ganker's resolve over a carebear's blind hatred anyday.

    Always! ;)

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    1. Whats interesting is that I did understand, and I admitted being wrong in that very same conversation. But of course that part of the log didn't align with the writer's agenda so he ommitted it.

      I go around with AG just for fun. If we manage so save the freighter, good. If it dies, then good too. I don't get too worked up about it. After all, I play to have fun.

      Noctis.

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    2. Don't sweat it Noctis, I'm sure you'll be vindicated in the next part.

      Besides we have all seen you post even worse in the ag chat before, and I'm sure it won't be the last time.

      ;)

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    3. Ah so your trying to eliminate a species of player, your code wants to end the carebear species.

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    4. Carebear hatred and rage are the only reason this site even exists.

      ag shitters, you are responsible for all this.

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    5. And now your rage and hatred is why I come here and post, to watch you guys melt down. The poor little Nazis cant take being trolled.

      Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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  13. woah antigankers are super salty that they fail non-stop daily. why don't they do something else then like enjoy the game XD XD

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    1. pshhhha whatever. Trying to stop you guys is worth it. Even if it's only once a month.

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    2. Once a month? That often?

      Yeeewaaah. oK.

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    3. Just like your period.

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    4. Hey you finally got "your" right. Such a simple thing is a great achievement for you.

      Now if you could just try to calm down, miner.

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    5. Oh man you miss the "your" that I even capitalized for you. Damn grammar Nazi, you slipin.

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  14. Noctis Locas thinks he's better than the rest of us. You guys are welcome to him. Just look at his bio... nothing. He's not AG. Just a killmail whore with nice chest hair.

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    1. Sounds familiar.

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    2. Sounds like he's prime hsm material.

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    3. Nah just another abortion, he would fit in well here with the rest of you failed abortions.

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  15. Noctis Locus here. Thanks for the mention guys; makes me feel special. I thought you were going to rant about how I stole those billions from you but you seem to have settled with this. Though please next time try to use newer stuff. That convo took place 3 months ago.

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    1. Wow do tell the tale of that one so that they may regale in how code failed to stop a theft. I'm interested in reading it.

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    2. If it were true you would have already heard about it.

      Noctis locus is a try hard shitter that can't even understand simple game mechanics, how is he going to "steal billions" from anyone?

      Would you like to hear the story of how gankers have been outsmarting ag for years? At least it's true AND entertaining, and it's all right here in print and verifiable.

      Get rekt shitter, you need a permit: different game.

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    3. Don't play, do you even read this blog, wow your dumber than originally thought. Stop breathing your polluting the air for actual people.

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  16. This site's traffic count is sustained by pissed off, pvp impotent, mad little shitters who cannot help but reply with the most salty of tears.

    Good job ag shitters, you are the reason this site exists. Thanks for helping the Code narrative persist all these years.

    They could not have done it without you.

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    1. I know and pissing you failed abortions is what gets me hard, come one now, I'm at half mast I need you to rage and cry a bit more. Hurry for that salty load you love so much.

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  17. I get the sense that Alex and Noctis are eloquent, informed and relaxed in their heresy.

    But gentlemen, let's face reality. Stopping ganks is not a past-time that yields good returns. You don't get any thanks, and your compatriots are as toxic as an oil spill.

    You need to stretch your horizons. Join the New Order, and make a positive difference.

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    1. Yes join the rest of the failed abortions and join the ranks of the unloved Nazis.

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    2. Point proven.

      Anon 622: it's a proven fact that everywhere you look, you find nazis.

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    3. Shitter622 is still crying? Good job allowing yourself to be baited.

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    4. Boy you guys are just feeding him more reasons to come back and post to your site. Hes enjoying this.

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