Saturday, May 27, 2017

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #132


Hmmm. Could be a good time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag? Maybe. We'll see.


Yes, it's definitely time. Welcome to yet another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


According to the latest Anti-Ganking propaganda, it's bad to gank mining ships because they could be piloted by children. And do you know how you can tell when a miner you've ganked is a young child?

They cry less in local.


Most of the time, our Agents see miners exploiting their children to deflect blame for Code violations, as in, "I was only AFK because I was feeding my baby." On this occasion, however, we find a parent whose heart is in the right place--she bought her child a mining permit.


When the previous message was forwarded to me, I gave the parent some important information about the Code, along with some words of caution about the potential dangers of highsec mining. Parent and child were both willing to accept the risks. It's always nice to see good family values still being practiced out there.


...On the other hand, not everyone had the advantage of being raised by loving, Code-compliant parents.


As was reported on Lawrence Lawton's blog, a miner named Quizblap accused our Agents of ruining the game.


Does the name Quizblap sound familiar? Well, I'll give you a hint. He's not exactly a "new player".


Quizblap is one of the alts of Quizblog, who was featured on the Kills of the Week for losing a 10 billion isk pod. Yes, he seriously tried to make our Agent feel bad for popping a 10 billion isk pod. Good luck.


You can tell how much this guy didn't care about losing his mining barge.


In a place like EVE--and especially in highsec--there are a lot of conflicting claims of authority. Profane gestures in ASCII generally aren't a hallmark of legitimacy.


I'm not sure who shortround corsa is, but I'm guessing that somewhere down the line, somebody lost a Retriever.


Probably yield-fit.


It's refreshing to see a sincere apology from time to time. Yes, there's some excuse-making in there, and a few plays for sympathy. Still, you can tell that this miner is genuinely humbled and embarrassed. We need a lot more of that attitude in highsec.

58 comments:

  1. "while you blow up possible children playing the game"

    this dumb fuck should seek professional help.

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  2. " And do you know how you can tell when a miner you've ganked is a young child?

    They cry less in local."


    lol, James is calling you shitters bitches much more eloquently that I ever could. but guess what, you still being called a bitch,, and rightfully so.

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  3. Isn't Baron Muller part of the HSM? I'm pretty sure I saw him in their super secret HSM channel.

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    1. Whoever he is, he deserves a face full of lead. Or void or whatever you have on hand when you see him in space again.

      Someone like him disappears and the rest of us don't ask questions, if you know what I'm sayin. ;)

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  4. "Yes, he seriously tried to make our Agent feel bad for popping a 10 billion isk pod. Good luck."

    I laughed a lot! XD XD XD

    AG is failing really hard right now!

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    1. That's wolfs line not yours. AG is her hubby after all.

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  5. Could the blanked out names be of the ONE?

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    1. You mean Neo? You got the wrong franchise, friend.

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    1. Do you think he's truly reformed, or just desperate to save his own skin? Or is there any real difference?

      What are his odds of losing that permit in the near future to some sort of "afk due to family emercency" actions though? Carebears don't seem like the most honest species I have met. I've never had one tell me a complete truth.

      It's amazing how many carebears "quit" EVE and then buy a permit. That's some damned fine salesmanship LL, good job.

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    2. I think some miners buy permits without fully understanding what is required of them. That's fine. It takes a while to get The Code. The important thing is that he has taken the crucial step of declaring his humanity.

      "Of course the highsec miners harbor the bots. They camouflage them. They act as human shields." --James 315 Manifesto

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    3. I think we should just burn em all and let the space gods sort em out. After all once their all ash their wont be no shields, crying, or miners to even worry about. Its a win/win in my book, that is if I cared to read my book. HAHAHAHAHA

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  7. I want you all to have fun, read all your blogs and had my daughter pay the fee in game. Just want her to have fun. For some reason she is fixated on this game and getting more minerals from each mining trip. She sells enough (with my help) to get better ships but just likes to see them pile up. Anyways, I am grateful when you leave the real kids alone. If you blow her up, I told her to type "gf" in local. I hope when you see that you will just give her isk to get a new ship.

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    1. What kind of parent would let an underaged child play this game? Don't get me wrong I love EVE, but it is not a place for children. How are gankers to know the true age of their targets? Jeezus L2parent.

      You need to be a parent, and that involves setting limits and knowing when your children are ready for adult hobbies. Like maybe when they are adults.

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    2. Fuk that, what kind of parent would let their child be a highsec miner?

      I think it's time for child services to pay a visit.

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    3. This does beg the question though, are many of the 'adults' in EVE ready for EVE?

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    4. Doesn't the code state that eve is a family game, now your gonna say kids shouldn't play eve. Sounds like your not complying with James' code by discriminating.

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    5. EVE is a family game shitteranon403, and we expect families to play, but not every family member is going to be old enough to play an adult game. And if a parent has to be involved the child is not old enough.

      If you're too stupid to know the difference I don't think any explanation will suffice.

      Just like a shitter, arguing the wrong points in a vain attempt to discredit. Get rekt and get a permit, miner.

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    6. "Sounds like your not complying with James' code by discriminating."

      "You're"

      Learn it, otherwise you look like an ignorant shitter. :)

      We're here to help!

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    7. Anon427 The grammar Nazi.

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    8. Just like code Nazis to go against their own laws and codes, they just cant take being spoken to. Poor rage-aholics..

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    9. So which is it a family game or an adult game? Family games do not restrict by age so long as the player can operate the device the game is on, an adult game restricts age due to complexities or adult content. So which one are you going to categorize Eve into, Family or adult? Make up your minds.

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    10. "Family games do not restrict by age"
      Citation needed.

      Ignorand highsec shitters make up facts when they have no argument

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    11. Alt00 has a point. None of these nazitearanons have the mental capacity to play EVE, that's why they are here crying like bitches.

      HTFU shitters. Get a permit or get rekt, at our leisure

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    12. Anon800, someone needs to teach you since it's obvious your parents refused to.

      How can we expect you to learn proper english if we don't provide you with examples through your daily failures?

      You should learn to english properly before you try to use it as a weapon, otherwise you may shoot yourself. We just want you to be able to argue your point without looking like an inbred shitter.

      But you just refuse to try, daily.

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    13. This coming from Nazis who make up their own rules.

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    14. Seems the code agrees that this is not a family game. So its OK to swear in chats.

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    15. Anon259 But Russian roulette is such a fun game, lets try it together. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      I already had my turn so that means it's your turn. Well lets play kiddies.

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  8. The code must have moved because I've never seen them on ever anymore. They've either tired of attempting to gank afk miners or people have just gotten smarter at watching local.

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    1. https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99002775/kills/


      Does it hurt to be that stupid shitteranon114?

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    2. So you "never seen then on ever anymore"

      Do
      You
      English?

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  9. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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    1. You are one salty Pandemic Horde anti ganker.

      So much rage

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    2. It would be rage if I weren't so calm and smiling as I add content to your blog. I think it brings out more color in the comments section to have something for which people can argue, complain, and be upset over.
      Far better and more entertaining than a bunch of people agreeing with the articles, now we have conflict, fighting and a break from monotony.

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    3. Salt? Rage? Hell no, this shit is fun, bringing new stuff to minerbumping.com. Its part of Josiah's plan to make things better and create a new side to a one sided blog.

      Praise Josiah for bringing content back to minerbumping.com. All hail the savior of Minerbumping.com.

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    4. Your rage is evident by the ammount of effort you expend trying to copy/pasta that wall of tears every day.

      If you are smiling it's still a rage filled grin.

      Get rekt shitters, you have no power here.

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    5. That foxbolt guy smiled a lot while he was raging too.
      You're in good company?

      Notice the proper use of the contraction for 'you are', for those of you too ignorant to get it the first time.

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    6. I cannot be rekt as you put it, I only play on your website, its fun to bring you content especially when there is nothing you can do to me. I win always by annoying the shit out of you. I'm no high sec shitter, no miner, no player just a guy who likes to troll your blog to piss you all off. You cannot stop me unless you go back to moderating your site, which is you "nerfing" your own damn shit. Come on do it again and give me another win. Or just keep getting pissed off and rage on, these are wins too. I just keep winning with you guys always.

      BTW: Amount not ammount.
      English motherfucker, do you speak it?

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    7. You like to cry a lot shitteranon749.

      Your impotent rage is like pure spring water.

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    8. Then you should feel no need to comment. But I understand, your desire to try and belittle a person stems from a childhood full of abuse and bullying.

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  10. So many great examples of shitters crying like bitches over failing to understand that EVE is PvP.

    shortround corsa is the biggest bitch of them all. Don't forget to send him an EVEmail and let him know you saw him crying in this post. Everyone should send just one mail. To let him know we care.


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  11. "Probably yield-fit."

    I lol'd

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    1. Lol ya, me too! haha


      -Oink

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  12. "...On the other hand, not everyone had the advantage of being raised by loving, Code-compliant parents."

    Much like the shitter who keeps posting a wall of nazi tears. Too stupid and uneducated to know the difference. If only his parents had raised him properly.

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  13. They must be mad because they have to enforce the Code from outside the Code, because they don't have the ability to be poper Code agents, just ragey little twats.

    ;)

    Keep smiling that ragey smile, shitteranons.

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  14. So these shitteranons flock to this blog to leave "content" in the comments section. Even though it looks like tears, they claim to be "calm and smiling".

    Are they not able to create content in game where it is needed? It seems they are failing to play the game correctly, so they resort to posting some nonsense about nazis on this site.

    Yea that looks calm and mature.

    Get rekt ag shitters.

    Protip: If you are posting tears on this site and using nazis as your soapbox, you are failing at EVE. Daily.

    Always!

    ;)

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    1. Read above dumb ass. BTW you're still all Nazi's, and a bunch of fucking idiot monkeys that like to play like you got power. Go on, keep telling yourself that I'm crying. Keep doing it, I count that as a win for me in my book because you keep assuming like a moron.


      Get bent. LOSERS.

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    2. Shitteranon753 is NOT crying...

      What a teary little triggered bitch, please never stop posting here. Your ignorance and rage sustain us. ;)


      Get rekt shitter, the next time you want to tell us how NOT mad and teary you are, feel free to join comms, you can find all the contact info in game.

      We eagerly await your next delivery of salt.

      And it's "dumbass", all one word. Do you even english bro? You did catch that typo though.
      XD

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    3. It's not a win if you have to tell everyone it's a win.

      Fucking ghetto shitter logic. I loled. :)

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    4. Then why do you cade Nazis always have to announce a win? Why state "code always wins"? So by your statement you have never won because your always saying its a win. That my friends is why code is a joke. You can never keep your story straight, your rules in line with your actions nor your agents to this said high standard, most of them just bitch in here whenever someone says things they don't like. I came to troll lions and found crying basement dwelling child abuse victims.

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    5. Anom357, it's to remind you that shitters like you fail daily.

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  15. Code Nazis proving that they are just hateful.


    http://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html

    Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM

    @Anon11:15

    My god. I know we always make jokes about anti-gankers being abusive to their wives and children and that we in The New Order are proud to "take the hits so that they don't have to" but this is actual proof that we were right.

    Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.

    And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP

    From the link:
    http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735

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    1. Nothing to do with spaceships: FAKE NEWS! lol


      -Oink

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  16. code is full of limp dick man babies who couldn't fuck their girlfriends/wives even if they could find one.

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    1. Lol why you mad, PHag?

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