Wednesday, May 3, 2017

They Came from Lowsec, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Kosta Visari's Naga was destroyed in glorious combat. But when Agent Lawrence Lawton sent Kosta a reminder to obey the Code, Kosta began to "naga" him.


After a series of EVEmails and private chats, Kosta threatened to deliver the wrath of lowsec to the New Order. While Kosta continued making crude insults, Lawrence prepared for battle.


The rebel returned to local chat. Would Kosta find the residents of Otela to be a receptive audience?


Over the past few years, rebel miners in Otela have often been ganked for violating the Code. Those rebels hate the Code, but they remain disorganized.


As usual, an attempt to build an anti-Code resistance movement was undermined by the prevailing laziness, hostility, and paranoia.


Lawrence didn't want the channel to lack a New Order presence, so he spoke up. Some miners accuse all gankers of being sociopaths and bullies in real life. By contrast, Kosta conceded that Lawrence was undoubtedly civilized in real life. Either that, or Kosta made a real-life threat that backfired.


Kosta sensed that his moment had arrived. He urged everyone in Otela to set Lawrence to negative standings. This would set the stage for the coming battle between lowsec and the New Order.


So far, no one rallied to Kosta's cause. Somehow, his dynamic intellect and personal charm had failed to win any converts.


Then one of the locals, Mica Nolen, piped up in a chorus of "Fuck the Code!" Lawrence deftly countered by quoting the Code.


When our Agents instruct miners to calm down, they often insist that they're already calm. To his credit, Kosta took a more honest approach.


Fellow rebel Mica demanded freedom of speech. Of course, freedom of speech is a red herring. Every freedom is subject to reasonable limitations. For example, you can't yell "fire" in a crowded theater or say something disrespectful to our Agents.


Thus far, Kosta's powerful friends from lowsec had not made an appearance. Lawrence began to wonder whether the war was going to happen at all. Was Kosta another one of those rebel miners who makes empty threats?


Suddenly, W0lf Crendraven, a self-proclaimed lowsec PvP'er and rebel sympathizer, appeared in local. Was this a coincidence or a sign of things to come?

To be continued...

88 comments:

  1. W0lf Crendraven! Unfortunately, WC has a computer problem that hampers his play. His F1 button doesn't work in highsec...

    He was defeated before when he tried to interfere in New Order business. I am sure LL has more than what it takes to send him scuttling back to lo-sec.

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    1. Heil James \o

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    2. Careful, don't want to trigger the delicate flowers on this site, they cry a lot.

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    3. They need to step up their metagaming skills this site is just a place for them to stroke their egos, but when someone says anything they don't like they cry and whine and act like children. SAD

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    4. Except they cant game, they tap out every challenge, their numbers are only high because of ganks, they cant even accept getting called out on their own site dedicated to talking shit about people who don't want to play "their way". Failures in a game and at life. SMH.

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  2. Kosta Visari was protected by an indestructible police force, in a battlecruiser, no less - yet was still defeated in honourable PVP combat.

    A heartfelt 'GF' is clearly in order from the miner - not a temper tantrum in local.

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    1. If only it were a fight.

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    2. My scout was cloaked 5km off him in a covops, trying for a couple minutes to get ahead of him to make a good warp-in for the gankers, but he kept changing directions. I only had 4 of 5 alts to commit since Lawrence had gone criminal on something else. I didn't know for sure that I would have enough DPS since I didn't want to spook him with a fitscan, but I knew the system was a 0.5 fully pulled. The instant he stopped moving I went for it, warped 5km off him, scrammed and webbed him, and ripped him apart with time left to snag the pod--because it turned out he hadn't fit a single piece of tank. Victory!

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    3. Lawrence. THAT's what agers don't get. The effort, patience and skill to think ahead of what an illegal high sec ship is going to do next and position yourself for a warpin whilst managing resources and making sure the scout doesn't give away his/her presence.... all before the gank ship arrives on scene.

      That's what the ignorant have no idea about when they claim ganking is easy & doesn't require any effort.

      Well done. \o/

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    4. So you have to use a shit ton of alts to "hunt" people. Sounds like a lot of shit for poorly armed people who just want to play their way. Sorry but still sounds like your being a bully and again there's no fight.

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    5. WA WA WA, I had to stalk a poorly armed and porrly tanked miner who didn't even get to shoot at me, such hard work. HTFU you NAZI CRYBABY.

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    6. Geez Lawrence Id hate to hear you cry over someone who would actually fight you and shoot back at you. It must be so hard being such a dickless bastard that cant fight shit. Stay in high sec and shoot your carebears and keep crying over how hard it is to hunt rabbits.

      P.S. Don't ever go hunting in real life, too many real men would laugh at you crying over how hard it is to hunt things.

      #LAMEASSNAZI

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    7. WOW Lawrence is whining over a miner. How the sad just got sadder.

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    8. CONFIRMED: Lawrence is a cry baby LOSER.

      Loser, your a loser. HAHAHA

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    9. I don't know whos more pathetic, the crying hunter who claims it was a fight or the dipshit code monkey trying to back him up. Both are sad little code Nazi's.
      Maybe we should stop calling them Nazis. at least the Nazis had some spine. This is pathetic. These are the big bad saviors of high sec. Hey James keep high sec, your bitch army proves again that they cant handle real fighting. What retarded losers.

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    10. @251, you are the one who's more pathetic, since you asked.

      The one who visits this site daily to cry about proper EvE players playing properly.

      The one who must post 4 or 5 back to back tear posts.

      The one who cannot learn to play EvE properly so he posts impotent tears daily on this site.

      The one who cannot stop himself from crying like a bitch over in game content.

      That's who's more pathetic, the shitter with the bad genetics and low I.Q. who sounds like a ghetto dwelling, food stamp receiving, useless waste of space.

      But please keep showing your ignorance by posting childish shit here, we love it when you cry, PHag.

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    11. OMG they are still crying. OH MY GOD they think their job is still so hard. Its like a miner bitching that the asteroid is moving. Even miners don't bitch about unarmed targets. pathetic. Keep crying oh mighty code Nazis your making me hard.

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    12. Nobody asked but since we are on the subject, you whiny little self righteous Nazis always say miners and "carebears" aren't playing the game right. HMMMM I smell deluded hypocrite.
      Keep crying about how you still suck at a game and now cry over hunting defenseless rabbits.
      I'm sure your daddy has left you for a family that has spine.
      OOOOOPs sorry you were a failed prom date dumpster abortion you have no family.

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    13. oh do keep crying at how you fail at your own blog. it makes me feel so squishy.

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    14. ANON310 Calm down nazi

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    15. Did we trigger the poor code monkey, does he need his safe space?

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    16. I think its cute they call all of this "glorious combat." They don't know what combat is.

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    17. Its ok we are just creating content for your hate site.

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    18. They don't like content.

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    19. They don't like people with low income either, or homosexuals, or Jewish people, or peaceful people or people who like PvE, or liberals or capitalists, Well you get it, they just hateful

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    20. You know who else loved claiming people were genetically deficient? Hitler. Well theres more proof, code = Nazi's

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    21. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That idiot is really claiming that bullshit as hard, literally hunting a miner. Get hard and fight something. Waste of game time.

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    22. Yeah its sad.

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    23. Thanks Anon147! Yeah it was a bit hard to believe when the Naga pilot later claimed to be AFK.
      Wow, look at all the AG trying hard to be offended.

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    24. That's a lot of triggered zopiPHag

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  3. i do enjoy antiganker saltiness XDXDXD

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    1. If they aren't militiamen, then they're just amateurs. Love to see you try and extract some real AG tears... oh wait you can't. Sorry. :.(

      (not sorry)

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    2. So your AG hubby made you some taffy?

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    3. Wolf dipshit Nazi, always good to know his husband still wont fuck him.

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    4. Careful its wolfs time of the month.

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    5. High sec militia, stay out of this, you'll drown in code tears.

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  4. Help fight this scourge of darkness. Visit the Anti-Ganking channel and check out our far better blog:

    http://highsecmilitia.blogspot.com/

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    1. I checked out that blog and it seemed pretty gay.

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    2. More proof that code = Nazis. What gay people are part of your undesirables asshole.

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    3. Anonshitter 348 got triggered ;)

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    4. Proof that ANON449 has coprophilia

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    5. Still waiting on that proof, PHaganon700. But you really don't have any huh? Just incapable of seperating RL from game still, you really are useless.

      Have you considered joining Kalynn? If you do decide to finally make a positive impact, don't forget to take your family with you. That way you have a greater chance of making sure your defective genetics don't spread.

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    6. Do your own shit digging Nazi butthurt cry baby.

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    7. More of that Nazi defective genetics mindset, do they even try to contend the fact that they are Nazis? Rhetorical question.

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    8. Another cry-Nazi, code really is a joke that cant fight.

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    9. Code cant even defend their own site, they just cry all over the place when someone calls out their bullshit.
      FUCK THE CODE RIGHT UP JAMES' ASS.

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  5. This lowsec threat is a dire one indeed, the edge of my seat has been rendered a fine powder!

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    1. Sure, just sit there and let real players play the game while you guys "hunt" rabbits.

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    2. Its a great glory to kill those who are weak and utterly defenseless, it take great skill to run in click a button and hope you equipped weapons with high DPS. Nerves of steel.

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  6. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.


    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

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  7. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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    1. That movie sucked liquid shit.

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    2. Yeah ANON450 couldn't understand all those big words and long phrases about freedom from oppressive governments. Oh wait he's part of one. NAZI!

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    3. No 702, the movie is really just that bad. But if you are the type of PHag that is so stupid that you cannot seperate RL from game, maybe that crappy movie seems deep and insightful to you.

      To the rest of us, you and the movie are laughable.

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    4. I'm sorry you need to be a grown up to continue this conversation. Please check back after your balls have dropped. Out of your own mouth.

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    5. Another bigot in code, what a shock. * shakes head in disappointment* Grow up you little cock donkeys.

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    6. Its okay, Nazis don't understand the complexities of wanting freedom from oppression so the movie is way to advanced for their feeble minds.

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    7. Didn't know people without brains could even watch movies. Wow learn something new everyday.

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    8. My, look how you triggered naziPHags trip over yourselves to shitpost here.

      Go AN HERO today, no one will care.

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    9. Keep crying Nazi boy

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  8. FUCK THE CODE! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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    1. Viva la revolución

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    2. END THE TYRANNY! VIVA LA REVOLUTION

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    3. Making content for the code Nazi's. VIVA LA REVOLITION!
      FREEDOM FROM CODE!

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    4. Do you hear the people sing?
      Singing the songs of angry men?
      It is the music of the people
      Who will not be slaves again!
      When the beating of your heart
      Echoes the beating of the drums
      There is a life about to start
      When tomorrow comes!

      Will you join in our crusade?
      Who will be strong and stand with me?
      Somewhere beyond the barricade
      Is there a world you long to see?

      Then join in the fight
      That will give you the right to be free!

      Do you hear the people sing?
      Singing the songs of angry men?
      It is the music of the people

      Who will not be slaves again!
      When the beating of your heart
      Echoes the beating of the drums
      There is a life about to start
      When tomorrow comes!

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    5. Sounds gay.

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    6. Nazis hate gays. Proof that this guy is a Nazi

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    7. HEY HEY, HO HO, HATEFULL CODE HAS GOT TO GO.
      HEY HEY, HO HO, HATEFULL CODE HAS GOT TO GO.
      HEY HEY, HO HO, HATEFULL CODE HAS GOT TO GO.
      HEY HEY, HO HO, HATEFULL CODE HAS GOT TO GO.
      HEY HEY, HO HO, HATEFULL CODE HAS GOT TO GO.
      HEY HEY, HO HO, HATEFULL CODE HAS GOT TO GO.
      HEY HEY, HO HO, HATEFULL CODE HAS GOT TO GO.

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    8. Anon808 is hateful of homosexuals and uses hate speech condemning them. These are the people of code, hateful bigots and fascists.

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    9. FUCK CODE. VIVA REVOLUTION!

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    10. Ficken Sie den Code und beginnen Sie zu töten aller Genehmigungsinhaber. Für den Aufstand.

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    11. About time, Screw James and long live the revolution. FUCK THE CODE.

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    12. All code Nazis deserve death, VIVA LA REVOLUTION.

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    13. Thats one mad PHag. 14 back-to-back tear filled shitter posts, and he accomplished nothing. ag still fails daily.

      Good job looking like a complete retard, PHag. (that's Pandemic Horde anti ganking militia, you ignorant bitch)

      You sure are a whiney little PHag, zopikip.

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    14. Nazi are not cool. VIVA LA REVOLUTION.

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    15. Look whos privilege is showing. (ANON 327)

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    16. What a moron. Hey Nazi go back to 1940

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    17. Anon327 You can say it anyway you want but trying to turn your hate speech into some form of acronym is the last grasp of a desperate unintelligent bigot. Especially when called out on it.

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    18. Homophobic shit lords

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    19. Praise James 315, Saviour and Supreme Protector of Highsec!

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    20. \o Heil Zopi the true hero.

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  9. Tweeps, kalorned and their band of merry men are the "anti-nazi" lunatics, it seems. XD

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    1. More tears. :D Its sad to see lil code Nazis so triggered.

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    2. They take it hard when they realize they have no talent and act like Nazis, they just don't handle life too well.

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  10. This is just tooo funny.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbDPHV_vK28

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  11. Now this is entertainment. Now this is how minerbumping.com became great, its gonna go down in history as beautiful, new content, new fighting, new expressions, and fun for all. Ive created a better minerbumping.com by bringing miners and carebears here to finally end the boredom.

    I am the savoir of minerbumping.com

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