Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Bob the Fourth uncovered compelling evidence of bot-aspirancy in the Solitude region. Bob launched a thorough investigation and came to the conclusion that the miners were indeed guilty.
Bob had no intention of allowing the Code violators to carry on unpunished. Though acting alone, Bob had the power to extract justice from the Goofuses.
First on his list was Annabell Xadi, an Orca pilot who bragged about going AFK to mine. Using a special tactic he'd mastered over the years, Bob began stealing Annabell's decadent ice-mining drones while she was AFK.
As time went on, Bob expanded the scope of his operation and collected additional drones. Not a bad way to make a quick buck.
But Bob was only getting started. He unleashed a campaign of destruction against the bot-aspirants of Solitude.
Though he mostly relied on suicide ganks, Bob also occasionally made use of the wardec feature--as he did during his exciting conflict with Slo-Mo Mining corporation.
One thing every aspiring Agent of the New Order should know: If you enforce the Code, it won't be long until you're famous. Agent Bob's activities made him a rock star in the Solitude region.
A miner named John Chapperd privately contacted Bob. He wanted to make use of Bob's special talents.
Bob advised the miner to be the change that he wished to see in the world, but John seemed reluctant to act.
It was another case of highsec miners needing no help from our Agents to expose their true, ugly colors. They're terrible to one another. Though Bob sympathized with John's situation, there was something else to consider: Was John himself a bot-aspirant Code violator?
Bob took a look around the system and noticed several members of John's corporation engaged in unlicensed mining operations and other forms of bot-aspirancy. Bob took the opportunity to target John's corpmates (possibly his alts) and destroy them one after the other.
John's corporation evacuated from Solitude, prompting Bob to send John a friendly EVEmail.
John announced that he'd given up his former life of highsec carebearism and relocated to nullsec, where he could engage in more appropriate activities. Bob was pleased to hear it. However...
A few weeks later, John suffered a relapse and returned to Solitude. Bizarrely, John managed to get his unfit Procurer CONCORDed. He then went back to nullsec, where he belonged.
Bob had done great things in Solitude. As a result, he made many enemies. And the most fearsome enemy of all was about to make itself known.
To be continued...
Ah yes the code blog well nerfed like it should be.ReplyDelete
Trolls still winning.
If it's nerfed, then why can I still see your tears?Delete
Cute its trying to act tuff behind the nerf.Delete
Who's a big wittle nerf baby. You are that's right.
Didn't John know about criminal timers ? ;)ReplyDelete
You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.
Churchill, wise man that he was, foresaw Ripard Teg and Robert Woodhead/Trebor for what they are. Tyrants, bullies, drama queens.Delete
James, you are very much a top small time criminal.Delete
“But I spoke hastily. We must not be hasty. I have become too hot. I must cool myself and think; for it is easier to shout stop! than to do it.”Delete
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers
looks like antiganking is failing HARDReplyDelete
Looks like the child beater is repeating again.Delete
Do you have balls Wolf?Delete
Bring me your hateDelete
Kill kill kill all you have to do is kill kill kill
Wolf is a woman just to let you know, and she has a court date to show up to concerning her child abuse.Delete
This is not survival 101, This is life or death. Something went wrong in that house and we brought it back here! Don't you get it!ReplyDelete
Bob went on a killing spree, damn.ReplyDelete
Sorry, but we've got entirely too much elite pvping to do here in Highsec to concern ourself with nullsec nonsense.ReplyDelete
Yup as I thought cant take actual fighting.ReplyDelete
Good to know.