Thursday, August 24, 2017

MinerBumping Comment Bingo

Ah, Miner Bingo. It's one of the great traditions of New Order highsec.


Though created five years ago, Miner Bingo remains extraordinarily relevant and timely. It still holds a place of honour at the top of our Links page.

But the highsec miner doesn't always keep his tears in-game.


When you see a MinerBumping post with a lot of reader comments, it's a fair bet there are going to be a lot of highsec miner tears there--along with glistening nuggets of wisdom from our more enlightened readers.


But yes, there's a lot of nonsense to be found in the comments.


...To say nothing of the comments that get caught by the spam filter. From time to time, I check the spam folder to see if any non-spam comments were accidentally caught by the filter. It's pretty rare. As for the spam, it gets deleted en masse at the touch of a button.


Agent Malon Kreed was inspired by reading some of the miner tears in the MinerBumping comments, so he did what Agents do: He created.


Behold, MinerBumping Comment Bingo! Well done.

21 comments:

  1. Remember kalynn shardani?

    Me neither!

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    1. You are breaking the laws of blog laws you must not speak ill of the dead and you are part of the problem with this blog. If James 315 does not moderate your comments we will continue our spam campaign.

      This takes away precious time from him as well if he does just use the delete in masse button many other comments that slip through will be lost.

      The chances of your destructive comments falling into the spam folder are good and we will continue to spam until James take control of you and his other underlings and ensure proper compliance of this blog.

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    2. Loyalanon does, that all he talks about on his alt

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  2. Since you did not include CHODE. = Jamey's slaves one must conclude that statement is a true one.
    Thank you.

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    1. This comment has been removed by the author.

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    2. It's covered under Generic Inane ramblings.

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  3. Good and accurate piece of work, Malon!

    On another matter, have any of you actually eaten spam? When I was a kid, in primary school, we were served 'spam fritters' once a week. Death on a plate, probably (tho clearly I survived it...). I still see tins of the stuff in my local supermarket, so someone must be eating it. And the best of luck, I say!

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  4. ... what if we actually do find mining to be somewhat relaxing? I've always got a sort of pilot headspace going on, and I enjoy taking the occasional trip to break up rocks, so on and so forth.

    Now, admittedly, I do mine at the keyboard and active, tucking in if I've got to go AFK. And should I ever move back into high-sec, my first act would be to see an agent about a permit. But yeah. I couldn't do mining non-stop, but every now and then? It's like going fishing.

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  5. Sweet! I will definitely be playing bingo from now on when I read these comments. Thank you, Malon Kreed!

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  6. Lol, 'shitter' made it in. That's one of my faves!

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  7. Sweet my guys made this entire card, I will have to let them know that now we have made Codes life better with our moderation if this site by providing 99% of your new bingo card.

    You should be happy that we trolls enjoy our work so much and ensure your comments section is in fact clean and clear of bad content.

    We are happy to serve the blog community.

    Trolls win, ALWAYS!

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  8. Unfortunately in order to get the best of miner comment bingo these comments will have to be published, and he just said they were being deleted.

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  9. It would seem that James has made our contribution even bigger than simply enforcing blog law. Well the life of an agent sometimes yields sweet fruits, glad we could create new content for your site, shame you still need to reign in your lackeys.

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  10. And James is just giving them what they want. Nice way to fuck shit up fucktard. That's a loss.

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  11. "shitters" sounds like one of Jameys agents on here. Hey galaxy pig your crying has its own space.

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    1. Hey, I don't say "shitters", I say 'carebears'.

      BINGO!


      -Oink

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  12. Thanks for the information your article brings. I see the novelty of your writing, I will share it for everyone to read together. I look forward to reading many articles from you.

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  13. Thanks for your article! I have read through some similar topics! However, your post has given me a very special impression, unlike other posts. I hope you continue to have valuable articles like this or more to share with everyone!
    happy wheels

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