Thursday, September 21, 2017

Bob Goes Forth, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Bob the Fourth marched into the Solitude region, handing out the blessings of the Code like they were going out of style. Actually, the Code's never been more in style, but Ganebass Orlenard kept littering highsec with Mobile Tractor Units. Bob was happy to clean up the mess.


I guess you can only destroy so much of a man's property before he sets you red.


Agent Bob's bumper alt might have played a role, too. Ganebass didn't like having his mining ship get kicked around the belt.


Ganebass made some ominous threats, but Bob didn't put too much stock in them. What were the odds that this miner would take action?


As expected, the miner was quicker to reach for his wallet than reach for a gun. However, Bob noted with some concern that the miner kept slipping back into his native language.


Ganebass let his temper get the better of him. He switched into a Gnosis-class battlecruiser and began yellowboxing our hero. Clearly this miner was angry, but was he angry enough to do something truly desperate?


He was. In the heat of passion, Ganebass opened fire on a duly licensed Agent of the New Order of Highsec. Bob retaliated with a brilliant show of force. CONCORD was also present during the battle.


Ganebass' Gnosis was a sorry excuse for a ganking vessel. Apparently the miner thought he could tank CONCORD. When he died, he was so stunned that Bob was able to catch his pod, too.


Ganebass tried to put the blame on Bob, but he was the architect of his own destruction.


It should've been obvious by now that the New Order cannot be stopped. Ganebass should've known that his old way of life was unsuited to the new, Code-compliant Solitude region. Even so, Ganebass bitterly clung to his traditions.


...Which included the ritual use of MTUs.


A few weeks later, Bob tried to get in some good ice mining, only to have his Retriever terminated during one of Bob's patrols.


This time, Bob didn't even need to employ suicide ganking; he simply used his kill right while Ganebass was AFK. The miner was utterly discredited.


In spite of his glorious victories and rapidly growing fame, Bob remained levelheaded. He kept his focus. There were plenty of miners who still needed his help.

To be continued...

23 comments:

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    1. Good to have the blow job king around.


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    2. Good to have the wailing idiot hahahaanon around. He sucks a mean dick.

      Never forget your hero shardani. Make sure you kill your kids today!

      xD you still try too hard you silly shitter.

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    3. Oh joy another carebear has decided to pretend to be elite and great. Sorry my friend but a true hero of high sec uses his words carefully, you must be dying to get in to such a club. Till then you must just accept the clubbing.

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  2. wow. another day of straight up non-stop failure from anti-ganking. maybe instead of patrolling uedama when no one is ganking they could start actually doing something XD XD

    just pure non-stop failure from ag

    never forget shardani

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    1. His best performance yet and he added new lines, what a treat, even mentions his crush even. Don't judge just because he's dead doesn't mean he isn't fresh.



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    2. Hahahaanon tears best tears.

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    3. Yes because they are happy, and Ive been drinking your tears of failure. Just stop being a miner and all will be well, but I do enjoy killing you and your friends so it doesn't matter if you stay a victim. Its a hobby


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  3. Boy these miners sure could save themselves a lot of heartache (and ISK) if they just invested in a permit and put their faith in The Code. It always wins!

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    1. But where's the fun in that, if they did everything we asked we wouldn't kill them.


      Who am I kidding I take there money laugh at them putting up the permit then blast them again so they can pay me again. Its a riot. Profitable too.


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    2. Laughing idiot best idiot.

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    3. Dead miner best miner.
      Also the most tearful.


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    1. Not here to ready your bullshit little boy, we are here for the glory of the code, now go get a permit and then get to killing or get killed. Either way is good in my book but do film it for everyone to enjoy. I know its difficult to post videos of your death but I hear found footage movies are still in style.


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    2. Laughing idiot best idiot.

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    3. Yes it seems the miner ran out of things to say, and is just repeating himself. Or maybe I pulled his tongue out.


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  5. Someone touched that hahahaanon in his no no spot. It's great to know that gankers blapped him so hard he's unable to stop crying.

    He is a perfect example of the type of brain dead shitter that should have never tried to play EVE. He got hit so hard that he cannot even log in anymore, all he can do is cry in these comments.

    Proof positive that gankers are helping keep EVE pure, by showing idiots that they don't belong. His type is too weak for EVE.

    Do your part today, kill hisec miners until they all quit.

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    1. I'm trying to kill them all. But your still crying in here, of course if I don't succeed, I'll just try again.

      In your case its fry, fry again. Do be a good miner and cry harder.


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  6. "CONCORD was also present during the battle."

    - comedy gold right there!!!!

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    1. Oh indeed, lets just enjoy the entertainment and drink the lovely tears. Perhaps AG will make an appearance. Maybe not.


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  7. So the miner tried to armor tank concord? Not the best of ideas, smh tbh fam

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    1. Id say not the smartest idea but I don't believe they have a thought between them. I'm an idea is just impossible for the poor little miners, if only there was a teacher to guide them. Well till then, lets just show them a good time, in the afterlife.


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