Saturday, September 30, 2017

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #141


These "if I had known, I would've paid!" types are a tricky bunch. In a hypothetical alternate reality, would they really have paid? Even without the aid of time travel, it's possible to find out--if you dig just a little deeper:


Nah, they wouldn't have paid. It's only fitting that in this reality, they always get ganked. Welcome to the latest edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


The mighty CODE. alliance has done a lot to change the culture of highsec. Long gone are the days when anyone would've had sympathy for the water buffalo guy.


The truth is, anti-Code miners are extremists. They're pro-cancer, after all.


Most miners make poor conversationalists, and they know it. kevinxx invited our Agent to a private convo, said one thing, and then left. It would've been more efficient (though only slightly less rude) to send an EVEmail instead.


Some miners are convinced that CODE. is single-handedly destroying EVE. Is there any truth to that claim? Consider:


It's rare for a carebear to actually cancel their EVE subscription due to being ganked. But those who do quit are the worst players. We wouldn't want to share EVE with them anyway.


Teamwork is a foreign concept to the bot-aspirant miner.


Prometheus Ambrosius genuinely believes that our Agents bribe CCP employees so that we can gank with bots. This is called "projection". If he had the money, Prometheus would gladly grease a few palms to boost his ability to AFK mine. Shameful.


A jester? I think you've got the wrong blog.


Despite all the accusations that get leveled against our Agents, everybody knows that it's the carebears who break the rules. Gankers are principled; carebears are greedy. The natural consequences follow.


Ariel Jerusalem openly despises the EVE EULA. Don't be surprised, dear reader. A miner who will disobey the Code is a miner who will break any rule he doesn't like.


It should be obvious that EVE needs the Code. Our Agents are the only people holding this game together.


...And more and more people are coming to realize it every day.

53 comments:

  1. "A jester? I think you've got the wrong blog"

    Thanks Savior, I had a good lol at that highsec fool, and a nostalgic giggle at that other "jester" too.






    Always!

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    1. Whatever happened to riptard feg? Now that was one useless piece of shit.

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    2. Hopefully he's drowning in a puddle of dicks. In-game, of course.

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    3. Wow took you a long time to come up with that didn't it?

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    4. I enjoyed that jester line as well.

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    5. Wow enjoying something other than shardani. Progress

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    1. So Professor, to you this is elite PvP. This is also roleplaying. So that means that you role play a character that is ok with killing unarmed people, now think about that.

      You can accept and play as a person who is actually perfectly fine and happy to promote killing unarmed people.

      A sandbox game allows players to express who they are deep down inside but do not do so in a public setting for fear of reprisal.

      That means you are in fact an actual person who is ok with killing unarmed people.

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    2. Lol omg this idiotanon again. Yes, you dumb shit, the Prof rp's a good honest highsec citizen that is ok with killing thieves and psychos. You call them "unarmed", but in reality they are just too stupid to play this game lawfully, forcing gankers to protect the good citizens of New Eden by any means necessary.

      Miners aren't "unarmed" innocents, you poor ignorant tard. They are hate filled jizz buckets that pose a clear and present danger to real Eve players, and must be removed by any means necessary.

      Now, what part of this don't you understand again? But please do ask that same downsey question at least 30 more times, I'm sure the Prof thinks (correctly) your "argument" is not worth his time.

      That retard has been huffing waaaay too much veldspar fumes. He truly is an ag sperg, I mean who else thinks that pvp in a pvp game is some how a reflection on your RL morality. That's him projecting his weak character onto others.

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    3. Such language, the sign of a weak mind.

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    4. More proof that code agents cannot separate real life from games. So sad.

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  3. antiganking is failing so hard right now

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    1. Wolfs favorite tearful cry.

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  4. wow antiganking is failing so hard right now

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  5. Wow, I can't believe people actually think that CODE is what is killing this game. If code was the only thing wrong with this game then it would be a damn good game.

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    1. But you don't play the game, you created rules that takes away the risk of loss, therefor you don't play a game. I have an 8 year old that knows better than to change rules to avoid loss. He is more mature than you and James.

      Have fun with your crying blog about how you cant accept the games rules. Don't forget to keep crying.

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    2. I don't play the game? Wait are you actually serious? Also can what rules did I make that takes away loss from the game? Your argument is extremely flawed sir. Also if you want proof that i play the game than type my name into the character search in EVE. Better yet, type my name into zkill.

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    3. So you don't follow a set of rules that defeats the purpose of a game?
      Do you follow the set of rules set down by James 315? If you do then yes you don't game, if you do not then you accept loss and actual game.

      Its simple, or do you need me to dumb it down again?

      Please try to remain calm and stop raging.

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  6. Confirming what Wolf Soprano said... I just checked zkillboard and there is a huge amount of failure coming from anti-ganking. It is almost as if they are failing non-stop, daily, continuously, all the time!

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    1. Yup Nitetime still crying again. Check that box.

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    2. This time you are right. I am crying. It is so sad that anti-ganking can't stop failing and anonymous posters can't stop whining anonymously.
      I heard they had their own blog and it made me cry some more because no one reads it.

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    3. The sad realization that HE HAS FAILED TO PLAY PROPERLY.

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    4. ^^^^^^^^^
      This miner has tripple dosed the estrogen on his breakfast cereal

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    5. Said the agent threatened by the miner.

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  7. I just love reading shitbags tears. Keep up the good fight. Praise James 315.

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    1. James provides plenty of tearful agents.

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    2. But so many plebs licking the windows of their mackinaws illegally mining and constantly whining. So entertaining all the beta male anonymous crybabies.

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    3. Oh so much whining over mining, please keep crying.

      Must be painful that your threatened by such things.

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    4. Yet YOU are the anonabeta. Stay mad and afraid.

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    5. And your still threatened by anons and miners.

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  8. Nice honeypot Agent DarZ!

    \o/ Praise James! \o/

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    1. You're doing the salute wrong.

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  9. Never forget shardani

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    1. Is that how he ganked his minor Aeonaa ?

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    2. Always fixated on this subject, it must be the only thing that gives you any pleasure. So sad.

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  10. go get yourself a rope and dangle from the ceiling?

    seriously! get professional help!

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    1. Advocating suicide again I see. Shame.

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    2. These miners are so toxic. You wonder why i spent so long erradicating this algae from new eden.

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    3. That would make you an underpaid pool cleaner, yet your here as a player who is threatened by miners and cannot accept loss. Sad.

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    4. And you're here crying like an impotent anonymous beta male, responding to the comments of a player who makes you angry because you can not play a video game. Now that is sad.

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    5. Wow, easily triggered too.

      Very sad.

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  11. All these retarded miner cunts are killing EVE.

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    1. Very mature of you, cant blame the mentality of the code, always childish.

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    1. Remember when he was alive? You know, before anti-ganking in eve online drove him to murder/suicide?

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    2. Sad, and you still have no proof that that is what drove him to it. Yet you still believe it and use it as a platform for your Role Playing. You need help differentiating real life from a game.

      Very sad.

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  13. How can any reasonable person defend the actions of shardani. Who is going to defend the minors?

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    1. How can your people be so happy about child murder and suicide?

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    2. I would remain anonymous if i defended a child murder as well.

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    3. A wonder why so many named agents are loving the murder so much.

      They lost touch with reality.

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  14. Again the code is always happiest when laughing about a murder and suicide, they care only that people really do die, that's why they get off on a game that allows you to kill, its the closest thing they get to murder.

    Kalyn Shardani is like a great trophy for them, due to the guy killing his kid and himself, they take great pride in the fact that he/she is dead and they take credit for that death like a kill in the game. Code cannot separate real life from game life because to them its all "metagaming".

    Code loves death, real and imagined.

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    1. Is a childs life and a fathers really worth 10 million isk? Don't be like shardani. Get a permit today. The life you save might be your own.

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    2. Yet again, loving a real life death so much to enforce a set of rules in a game. So sad.

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