Tuesday, September 19, 2017

The Kino Rebellion Begins

Kino. One of the very first systems to receive the benefits of the Code.


The New Order, and in particular the mighty CODE. alliance, has deep roots in Kino. Agents Bing Bangboom and Spine Ripper are household names--and the subject of recurring nightmares for non-compliant carebears.


But it was only a matter of time before a rebellion rose up against Kino's masters.


With the chilling words "THE REBELLION BEGINS", highsec carebear Germaldi Barviainen rallied every miner he could to the cause. After his drones popped a suspect loot-scooper, Germaldi felt as though nothing could stop him.


...A standard question in light of recent events.


At any rate, there was no telling how much devastation Germaldi's rebellion would inflict upon Kino before it could be put down. If it could be put down.


Already, Germaldi had recruited the assistance of "a friens". This new resistance movement was spreading like wildfire.


Granted, not every miner Germaldi met was receptive to his message. I mean, five years of Code enforcement can't be undone overnight. There are going to be skeptics.


Some miners choose to remain non-political. They prefer to do nothing while they wait their turn to be ganked.


Earlier, Germaldi Barviainen challenged our Agents to face him. His open defiance was meant to inspire fear among the gankers and to stiffen the spines of the miners.


Instead, Germaldi only signed his own death warrant. His Endurance was destroyed, along with his 116 million isk pod.


Germaldi went silent. At last, the rebellion was over. Peace returned to the Kino system.


And yet, no matter how many would-be resistance leaders lose their ships, there's always another Goofus waiting in the wings. Our Agents stand at the ready.

33 comments:

  1. James 315 has conquered the carebears of Albion: https://clips.twitch.tv/PuzzledObliqueGoshawkBudStar?tt_medium=clips_api&tt_content=url

    The code is omnipresent.

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    1. Omnipresent, oh good Jamey boy might get a kick out of the guy I'm killing now, but he may not want to watch me pleasure myself over it as I do it.


      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. Mr Always is back giving out more free blow jobs, isn't life grand for an agent.

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  3. Nb4 Pandemic Horde anti gankers start laughing like idiots.

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    1. I'm sure the fake top alliance posting is just there to rile up the easily offended. God job Jamey boy now lets see who comes crawling up your ass, I think they may like being there too much though.

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  4. wow antigankers failing for another day - in another system - non-stop daily???

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    1. Ladies and germs your day is not complete without Wolfy boy, he has been practicing this line everyday for a year now, give him a big hand, so he can choke a miner.


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  5. Well done Agent DarZ! Your concern extends even to a miner's real life well-being. What an impressive performance.

    A capsuleer who defines himself entirely by his opposition to something he disagrees with is a stunted individual indeed. We need well-rounded capsuleers in James 315 Territory!

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    1. That's good there teach, I personally don't like people being defined, but rather outlined.

      A good chalk one that is.


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  6. I'm pretty sure we broke the anonymous carebear. He just keeps coming back every day and rants on each comment. I wonder if he is a writer for the hisec militia blog that no one reads.

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    1. Is there really a hi salt militia blog? I never visited, I was afraid I'd get a virus. I don't visit massage parlors in third world countries either.

      Nasty miners.

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    2. Me post to that failure of a blog, hell no, such greatness must be where greatness is, here with the code explaining the joys of killing miners, killing carebears, drinking tears, and the ever popular cooking them up to eat them. Why would anyone go to any other place than here, please enlighten us.

      I'm sure people are dying to find out.


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    1. Oh please.
      It is made up.

      Of the dead miners we kill everyday just to appease a hunger.



      Who wants seconds.


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    1. Ming is dead, we ate him last night remember. We left his bones in a vase, any guess as to what kind.



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  9. https://zkillboard.com/character/94034886/

    HAHAHAHAH 5 kills in 7 days.

    Antigankers whine/cry and rage about code but cant play eve without us. XD XD XD

    never forget shardani

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    1. Oh twice in a single day and he threw in the dead guy too. Seems like he wanted to do some extra practice today for the soon to be dead.

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  10. young fool only now at the end do you understand

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    1. Your the foolish one to think there is an end, its a never ending cycle of death to miners, we kill em they cry we kill em again. I know some people say its boring but that's why I spice it up. A little cumin some oregano some sea salt, and of course a good amount of gunpowder and lead. Boom instant dead miner surprise.


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    2. Anon 1:52
      *You're

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    3. OOOHHHH Grammar Nazi. Auschwitz you a good day.


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  11. "they call us carebears well bears got teeth"
    I am just picturing a fat teen wearing a tank top with a teddy bear henna tattoo on his/her pudgy bicep.

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    1. No.


      Your imagining Mickey Rooney.

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    2. Anon 5:02
      *You're

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    3. Never took the good old Roon man as a miner. heh

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    4. You never took the good old ROON, I did, with a kick to the back of the head while he chewed on a rock.


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  12. Is it lonely in the echo chamber?! HaHaHaHa!!

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    1. No, Wolf is in here too reminding everyone of how AG fails daily, besides I have several personalities that can keep me company.


      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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